Comedy side-stories for Tyrant, where absolutely nothing makes sense and a strange girl tries to make friends. Please read the first chapter for warnings and disclaimers ... and if you respect me as an author, probably stop reading. Seriously.

Taylor!centric AU melding of Worm/War40k. Eden has a reason to fall to Earth, other than being an intergalactic klutz. Turns out the entities aren't the only things from space worth fearing. Epic-level story, rated M for language and violence.