Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn't raise Harry Potter. Those roles are played by Harley Quinn and Pamela Isley, fresh off their escape from GPD after Ivy's failed wedding to Kiteman. Needless to say, his upbringing will be slightly different than what Dumbledore expected when he dropped him off as a baby. (Harry Potter / Post Season 2 Harley Quinn Cartoon Crossover)

Years ago, a green-skinned girl and a boy wizard bonded in a park. Now, Dr Pamela Isley, while on one of her crimes, rescues an exotic snake that turns out to be the very boy she once knew. Drawn into the maelstrom of madness that is Gotham's underworld, Harry Potter reunites with a penpal turned criminal...and that's before a certain crazy clown girl called Harley gets involved...

Queen of Fables gets revenge on Harley Quinn by dropping her into Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Now Harley must become a witch and save her friends that are destined to die. Harley Quinn/Fred/ George. Now Finished. There is a second story in the series called The Chronicles of Lena Snape keep an eye on my profile to see when I post the first chapter.

When Kiteman learns through a text that his wizard boyfriend Harry Potter is sick he pays him a visit and takes care of him.