Collection of one shots, some involving Harry Potter and/orArtemis Fowl. Most of them will be funny. Up now: Angeline's depression, Ron and Hermione go to therapy, Artemis's gets attacked by rabid fangirls. Both gangs are in a terrible preschool. Artemis almost dies because of his archnemisis, LOLLIPOPS! Next, Artemis is Austin Powers!

Kassia's life is turned upside-down when she allies herself with the LEP and is sent a very strange letter carried by...an owl? Follow her on a journey that will show her both the wonderfully light and terribly dark parts of the worlds that she has become a part of. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, please review! It would be greatly appreciated. :) Rated T for violence/eeriness

Artemis Fowl, post his father's disappearance, is heading to Hogwarts. Will he shun the students, or will they teach him to accept? And most of all, how does this Philosopher's Stone thing turn matter into gold?

Instead of Holly, Artemis decides to try and kidnap a wizard. James Potter the second

Set in the 2nd book of Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets). Artemis Fowl never told anyone about his magic. So what will happen when he is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? ON HIATUS

The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!

When Coco Black has to help Artemis Fowl with going to Hogwarts, and they might find out about each other a lot more than they thought... (Not a one-shot and please no hate)

Artemis accepts a date from Holly... except it isn't actually Holly. I would like to recognize TheBigCat, who was my first reviewer on my first fanfic, Artemis Fowl Parodies. This is my 2nd fanfic. Comment, please. No harsh comments, but I appreciate advice. Disclaimer: the characters are owned by Eoin Colfer or JK Rowling. I would like to mention my friend randomosity4arty. Enjoy!

Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

In which Artemis, Mulch, and Juliet use Pottermore. Drabble.

Harry, turned into a Wolverine like creature (as in Wolverine from X-men) must team up with Artemis Fowl to stop a wizard, named Aeron, who wants to wipe Muggles from Earth, and allow Fairies to come to the surface to live with the Witches and Wizards, with Aeron as King. Takes place a few years after: Artemis Fowl: Opal's Revenge.

Artemis Fowl a bit younger then we remember is invited to Hogwarts after the Fairy Incident finding out that it's not a joke he becomes interested and a interested Artemis is a very, very, dangerous thing. Rated T because it might get violent later on. No pairings as of right now.

Artemis learns secrets that will change everything known about his family. With the existance of yet another world revealed to him, what will he do? What is going to happen with the arrival of Artemis Fowl II? Hang on for dear life. Alternate Universe

Artemis is a wizard, and goes to Hogwarts. Holly goes, using a position as Hagrids helper to keep an eye on Artemis. At first all's fine, but soon Artemis falls in love. Unluckily for him, it's with a Gryffindor. This is the Romeo/Juliet story of Artemis Fowl and Hermione Granger, and Slytherin and a Gryffindor.

The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

What if the Fairy people and the Wizards worked together... for the last 10,000 years?

A short crossover with Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter. Written for a forum I frequent.

Artemis Fowl is many things and now he's the leader of an elite group including himself and seven other heroes from seven other alternate dimensions. This group is known as the League of Inter-Dimensional Heroes and they have sworn to protect their worlds from all types of evil. But, now, a new threat is forming and an inevitable battle is waiting over the horizon.

As Albus Potter, his friends, and his world collide with Artemis and Holly's, secrets are revealed. There is danger, suspense, confusion, and what-not. What will happen? Happy reading.

Working on The Project Artemis finds something odd.An unknown substance is destroying the ozone layer at incredible rates.His plan is simple: find the power source and shut it down, but things take an unexpected turn, and he's in for the shock of his life

What happens when Artemis discovers that Holly has kept secret the existence of another type of Mud-Man? Well, Severus Snape, for one thing. And Artemis has to learn how to handle his new classes at a new school. COMPLETE

Luna Lovegood gets left on a train to Rome. Since she's not supposed to be there; she ends up in the only seat left. Whitch happens to be with Minerva and the other stowaway, Holly, even though she's not human. Then everything that happens after.

What happens when the worlds youngest criminal mastermind is accepted into a magic school? What kinds of horrors will he unleash on the Muggle world? Will he and Malfoy get along? Wil he make... friends?

Sixth Year is where the action is. There will be Horcruxes, Deathly Hallows, romance, poison, spying, Quidditch, jealousy, Weasley inventions, battle practice, alchemy, family secrets, fairies, and a new Defense professor.

He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP