Epilogue
Three Months Later
JENNIE
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So I know you're wondering about my being pregnant. How could you not be right? Well, I'm glad to say that Lisa and I were not pregnant. I do want to have babies. I want lots of them, but not quite yet. Not until after we're married. Not until we know each other a bit better, because let's be honest, we don't really know each other that well.
So the other thing you should know is that Lisa and I both lied. I told her that the tongue vibrator didn't come close to her and her tongue-work and well, if I'm honest, it did come pretty close. I hadn't expected it. Maybe it felt so good because I always closed my eyes and pretended it was Lisa's tongue when I used it. I think she figured out that I lied because one day the tongue just disappeared and when I asked her where I could buy another one, she told me she wasn't sure. Likely story.
And Lisa lied, when she said that the next wedding we would have sex at would be our own. That didn't happen. We've been to two weddings since that conversation and we had sex at the last one. Loud, obnoxious door breaking sex. And yes, I say door breaking for a reason. We were against a door and it broke as she pounded into me. We were lucky though. Only the bride saw us in all our glory. And she just rolled her eyes and walked away. Typical Jisoo behavior, yes, I said Jisoo. Yes, she did get married three months after her broken engagement to Lisa. Don't be surprised. I'm not. She found some sucker on an online dating site and had a fake pregnancy scare with him. I guess she figured it worked once; so she'd try it again. Only this time, she told him the truth before he found out. She got lucky though, because he didn't care. Turns out he was hoping to get her pregnant anyway.
My family was also surprisingly cool about Lisa and I getting together. It turns out that both Hanbin and Tae had sensed there was something between us, Kai didn't care and Jisoo, well Jisoo had a few words to say to me, but she got over it pretty quickly. My parent's were the most surprised, but after having to deal with all of my siblings for all of their lives, me dating my sister's ex-fiancé wasn't even close to the top of the shocking things they'd had to deal with. Remember I have Jisoo for a sister and boy did she know how to get into trouble. I think once you've dealt with one of your daughters hooking up with your pastor, you can deal with anything.
You should be pleased to know that Lisa and I are going strong. You wouldn't think a relationship that had such auspicious beginnings would stand a chance in hell, but it did. We're very much in love and we're so happy I can hardly take it. Though, we do argue a lot about a lot of different things. She's still obnoxious and pompous and inappropriate and I still feel like slapping her every other day. But there's a good part to arguments, the makeup sex is great. And when I say great, I mean she proves to me night after night why she's my Miracle Tongue. I also call her Miracle Cock to Rosé, but we decided it's best I don't tell Lisa that. I don't want to make her any more arrogant. She's full of herself as it is. We're going to move in with each other in a couple of weeks. I'm so excited I can't stand it. I thought it was too fast to move in already, but she says she doesn't want to go another night and morning without me in her bed again. I rolled my eyes when she said that, but inside I was thrilled. I mean, that's the sort of romantic talk I was looking for. Only I don't tell her that. I've learned to let Lisa come to realizations herself. It tests my patience, but our relationship is better for it. I got really lucky and I know it. I also know that we're both still a bit immature and a bit crap at dealing with relationship issues, so I just try to let her be. We've got a lifetime to get it right. And we're already making plans together; things we want to do and that kind of stuff. We've planned a trip to Paris, a sex-class we want to take (shh) and a special party for when we move-in. The party is for Rosé and Hanbin though; we're hoping to get them together. Well I am, Lisa doesn't really care. You know how she is! As long as she's getting regular sex she's happy to go along with almost everything I say. And I'm fine with that. I really am. My life is wonderful now. I feel content and I've got as much excitement as I can take. Who knew my one night stand would lead to the rest of my life?
THE END
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