Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or Pokegirls. I don't own anything else you recognize either.

Author Note: For basic world information I refer you to (pokegirls dot org) and (www dot angelfire dot com / mn3 / pokegirls / main dot html). There is a specific World Map if you do a search for (Pokegirl world map) it should be the first one. It will refer to France as Noir. I have also crafted a few of my own Pokegirl entries which we will see in this story, even though I originally designed them for a Harry Potter Pokegirl story that never got off the ground.

"Speech" 'Thought' {Bijuu/Inner Speak} (Power or Jutsu) [Telepathy]

Bonus Pokedex Entry:

Artificial Threshold: There are numerous ways to transform a human into a Pokegirl ranging from the Jusenkyo Spelldump Pools to Loveballs to Vampire Bite to Certain Artifacts. This is referred to as Artificial Threshold and can be immediate or take days. One thing that is universally true is the Artificial Threshold returns the person to an ideal state: Completely healthy, missing no limbs or organs, restoration of virginity, and reduction in physical age to 18-20.

Chakra and Threshold: There have been numerous cases of Case 12s who have been trained in the use of Chakra molding who have undergone Artificial Threshold into a Pokegirl. The Chakra user retains all their abilities in their new form and can even learn more Chakra abilities. The girl almost always has combat training as well Enhanced Strength, Dexterity, Endurance, Durability, Speed, and Senses at levels One to Three in addition to her breeds normal abilities. It is possible for Chakra molders to pass on their traits to their Pokekits, in which case a new Chakra Bloodline Template may emerge.

Now on to the story:


"Okay, I'm confused. Why wasn't I tortured for a confession?" Naruto Uzumaki was scratching his head as he exited the Police Department unharmed after just answering a bunch of questions for three hours. He had good reason to be confused as in Konohagakure it was T&I that handled criminal investigations since the Uchiha Massacre. This had the effect of making crime pretty much unknown in the village. Nobody wanted to risk Ibiki or Anko being the one to handle their case. Since Naruto had never watched any crime dramas, he was not aware of how civilians handled things. "They didn't use any sodium pentothal on me. Not that it works very well, but still…"

"That's not how they do things outside the Hidden Villages, Boss." Moegi Kazamatsuri was happy to have her name back and be registered as Naruto's Pokegirl. She was no longer nude or wearing the DeSade collar, instead she had a string bikini bottom and tube-top stretched across her massive bust. When offered more clothes she had completely refused citing her need for sunlight. "They used some psychic Pokegirls to read my mind as well as some of the crowd. Then they just asked you some questions to try to trip you up. If the bastard hadn't been a terrorist, they might had stuck you with a fine for the pavement."

"Weird." Naruto shook his head. "So, you're obviously from the future Moegi-chan. 'Cause I was just at your twelfth birthday party before we ended up here."

"Yeah, your eldest was fucking around with Otsutsuki tech I told him not to and I wound up here." Moegi shook her head. "The brat has all your worst traits and none of Hinata-sama's good traits to balance it out. I mean he idolizes the Teme for crying out loud and thinks you're a lousy father." The ginger haired girl was clearly exasperated with child she was describing. "Don't get me wrong, he's not evil… but it might have been better if he was."

"Wait, I'm a lousy dad?" Naruto zeroed in on the part of the conversation that offended him the most. He was quite aware he had a lot of bad habits and questionable traits. Jiraiya made him confront those as they could be used against him. As for Hinata being the mother, he was happy with that. Hinata was a real catch. As for his kid looking up to Sasuke, well he chalked that up to him being an awful dad.

"No, the brat thinks you are." Moegi rolled her eyes as she said that. "You worked only a few hours a day from the time he was born until you became Hokage. He was eight or nine at the time and entering the Academy. Suddenly you had ten-to-twelve-hour workdays. Boruto-kun resents you for it." Moegi responded. "Himawari-chan wasn't happy you missed her birthday, but you had emergency business come up and you still sent a clone. That's a hell of a lot more than my mom did for some of my birthdays."

"What? Why was I working so hard? Couldn't I use shadow clones?" Naruto was confused. He'd figured out the secret to defeating paperwork a week after leaving on his mission with Jiraiya and immediately sent word to Tsunade. "I know Baa-chan works eight hour shifts because she likes keeping up with certain teams."

"Konoha stopped being a Hidden Village and became a Metropolis." Moegi replied. "Last census had it as a city of three million." She paused as she let that sink in. "Despite the fact that it's now ninety eight percent civilian, all government duties still fell on the Hokage and Council."

"Well, I am not letting that happen." Naruto shook his head. "Ninja villages were formed so they could avoid the problems that big cities have. So, I am Hokage and Hinata is my first wife. What about the others?" The Sandaime had sat both him and Sasuke and explained the importance of them being the last of the clans in Konoha. The Clan Revival Act was put in place by Tobriama Senju in order to keep bloodlines secure. They'd both been informed it was mandatory as Sasuke was one of two Uchiha males and that Naruto was the only know Uzumaki male as well as possessing Senju markers. "Given my status…"

"The Council ended the CRA before you got married because they were afraid of you and the Teme actually restarting your clans." Moegi huffed. "That caused a few international incidents until Rokudaime-sama promised to reverse it, but he never succeeded and when you took office it couldn't be brought back until your successor took office."

It was at this point that Hinata literally popped out of her PokeBall. The bluenette's Byakugan was blazing as a rarely seen expression graced her face: rage. Small arcs of electricity danced along her torso and limbs as a distinctive pattern on her skin began to glow. "I will kill them if they even think of doing that to my Naruto-kun. I have plans for reviving the Uzumaki."

"Oh wow, you didn't tell me Hinata-sama was here too." Moegi playfully scolded Naruto even as she bounced on her heels. "Don't worry, I'll help you with the Council, Hinata-sama. I know which ones voted which way. And if we can keep Inoichi-dono and Shikaku-dono alive through the war, then we won't even need to worry about it."

"Yeah, that sounds good." Hinata nodded. "Wait… what war?"


"It's official, Naruto-kun is going to be the reason my liver ceases functioning." Tsunade Senju declared before she retrieved her emergency sake. She didn't even bother pouring it in the saucer, she just warmed it with some low level katon chakra before drinking straight from the gourd. Several swallows later she put the gallon gourd back in it's hiding place. "Now we have a Konoha Jonin from the future! Moegi Kazamatsuri is a Boobisaur with access to mokuton." As she was speaking she handed pictures of the woman to Jiraiya, Shizune, and Sakura. "She's included a complete recounting of future events as she knows them." As she said that she passed out the copies of Moegi's report. "I have decided this information is an S-class secret. Only Shikaku, Inoichi and the people in this room are privy to the information."

Sakura Haruno rapidly flipped through the report. There were details that showed that Moegi was from a future that didn't exactly fit the current world. Then there were other things that showed they were similar enough. 'Well, it looks like the other me is hopeless in one aspect. Kiba-kun is a much better prospect as a boyfriend than Sasuke-san. And Tamaki-chan will make a fun sister wife. I won't have to worry about being left on my own for twelve fucking years.'

(If Kiba-kun did that, SHANAROO right in the kisser!) Inner Sakura mimed giving Kiba an uppercut. (And then I'd let Tamaki-chan mess him up. Cha!)

"My Lady, the Akatsuki Suppression Mission, we need to recall them immediately." Shizune exclaimed in alarm as she reached one section of the report. "Kurenai-chan is expecting and…"

"I had the same thought, Shizune-chan." Tsunade let out a long breath. "Unfortunately, the Team has already engaged Kakuzu and Hiden. Asuma-kun's name is already being engraved on the memorial stone. Hidan has been neutralized and Kakuzu is down several hearts. This report came three days too late to save Asuma-kun or the Jinchuuriki of the Nibi. Unfortunately, there is a lot of information that Moegi-chan was likely not privy to, so we can't rely on solely on this report when we make plans."

"Well, on the bright side when the Gaki does return we will have a natural Mokuton user and if she has pokekits they'll be more likely to inherit it." Jiraiya said after a few minutes. He had to duck a flying stapler that broke the sound barrier, but that was the only reaction Tsunade had. "That and I know to avoid Ame for now."


"We have to seriously kick up our training." Naruto muttered as he completed his third read through of the report. "I need to start Sage Training and we need to get you ladies experience with your Pokegirl abilities." Naruto did not voice the idea that they needed to get them to evolve as well. He didn't want to cause Hinata or Kushina to think he only liked them for what they could be. Not only would it be untrue, but counterproductive as well. "It would also help us to collect as many examples of Evolution Stones and Medallions not to mention Badges as we can. Baa-chan and Ero-sennin also think we should work on sending some breeds of Pokegirls back home."

"Let me guess, Milktits, Gallies, Boobisaurs, Elves, Rapha and Cherries?" Kushina listed off the types she expected the Toad Sage to want. "He isn't being perverted about it… well not much. His priority is all about reducing hardship and suffering to promote understanding."

"That doesn't mean he isn't thinking about the pervert side of things as well." Mikoto giggled. "The man is probably imagining Medical Clinic with naughty nurses using sexual healing and orphanages that have a steady stream of positive male role models for the kids because of how beautiful and accommodating the caretakers are."

"Ano, before we do that, we need to design a replacement for the Caged Bird Seal, or my clan will make slaves of any Pokegirl they get ahold of." Hinata was pressing her fingers together as she thought of what the Elders in her clan would do. Her father would try to block it, but he'd fail just like he did when Neji was marked.

"Not necessary. It's illegal to put that damn seal on anyone without Byakugan." Kushina replied firmly. "That's been true since the Shodaime ruled. The Yondaime made it a capital crime instead of just a decade of hard labor. Hiashi-kun celebrated that for three days."

"That wasn't exactly true in my world. The Hyuuga could mark anyone in their clan. But the seal was outlawed by the Nanadaime." Moegi smirked. "I am told his wife was so pleased that he wasn't seen for three days and Hiashi-dono had to babysit his grandchildren the entire time." The Boobisaur chuckled as both Naruto and Hinata blushed as they imagined how wild that would have gotten. "Not that anyone expected Hinata-sama to react differently. Once she started dating Boss, she stopped being so shy. It's well known why Hinata-sama's favorite jutsu is Shadow Clone. I always wondered how many she'd take on at a time."

"Oh, I know that one. I know that one." Mikoto was bouncing in place causing her massive breast to jiggle in their containment. "Hinata-chan can take on six of them at a time without producing a clone of her own. I can only take on five and Kushina-chan currently only does two, but that'll change soon I think. She hasn't figured out her son isn't just humoring her."

"Her son?" Hinata and Naruto replied in unison as they caught Mikoto's slip.

"Dammit Mikoto-chan." Kushina's hair began to move around in nine tendrils that were reminiscent of the Kyuubi. The Feeblass' fishtail split to form a pair of legs as she started stalking towards the Bunnygirl. "You were supposed to keep that a secret."

"Kaa-chan?" Naruto muttered as he stared at the redhead Feeblass. 'She's my mother. Why didn't she say something? Why didn't Baa-chan say something? Why would she let me do that?' His eyes never left Kushina's form even as the woman tackled Mikoto and started strangling her. He just couldn't summon the ability to move or speak. He just stood there staring as Hinata blocked the tenketsu in Kushina's arms in an effort to save Mikoto's life. Slowly his eyes rolled up in his head and he passed out.


"Damn it, Ningen, I wanted to watch the catfight!" Kurama growled as it watched the mental representation of hit's jailor appear in his mindscape. "Couldn't you have stayed conscious for that?"

"What the…?" Naruto was confused. He'd been to visit the Fox a few times. With each visit the sewer that was his mindscape had undergone many changes, mostly like it was being maintained instead of torn apart. Now the imagery of the sewer was completely gone. Instead the Kyuubi was housed in a huge cage sitting in the center of a brothel. Images of every desirable woman he knew adorned the walls in outfits and poses that would inspire Jiraiya's books. On four stages were Hinata, Kushina, Mikoto, and Moegi all working the poles better than any dancer he'd seen. "What have you done to my mind?"

"This wasn't me. It's all you, Ningen." Kurama chuckled as it lifted a paw to motion to everything. "All of this appeared after you started Taming your girls, Ningen. Not that I am complaining as it's a much better view than the dank sewer." The fox flashed a wide toothy smile. "And it's been so much fun watching you interact with your mates. Especially Kushina-chan." With that the titanic fox laughed.

"You knew!" Naruto yelled as he pointed at the Kyuubi. "You knew she was my mother and didn't say anything!" Naruto wasn't sure why but felt that Kyuubi's lack of warning was a betrayal. They weren't friends, but Naruto had hoped his more respectful treatment of the Bijuu would be reciprocated.

"I knew she was a version of Kushina-chan. It would be a little hard for her to be your actual mother given she died as I was sealed inside of you. I didn't come out of the genjutsu that man put on me until after I impaled her and your father." Kurama responded with a shrug. "But she's close enough that the foul mouthed Sand Kunochi was right when she called you a loudmouth motherfucker."

"You… you… you…!" Naruto stuttered out as he he was overtaken with the urge to laugh. That temptation was overcome with his own indignation of being twitted by the Kyuubi. Instinctively activating the Bighead Jutsu he yelled out. "ERO-KITSUNE!"

"Kukukuku!" Kurama laughed at the blonde's response. "You are so easy to fluster, Ningen. If I cannot free myself then you will serve as entertainment." The fox rumbled. "The way you are with your mates is every bit as satisfying as watching you defeat your enemies. That one of them is a version of my former container is just extra pork on the ramen."

"You are just evil. EEE-VUL." Naruto enunciated the word to get his point across which only got the Kyuubi to chuckle more. "Let me guess you expect me to just toss Kushina-chan aside and refuse to tame her. Well, that's not happening. I promised to be her Tamer till death do us part. Naruto Uzumaki does not go back on his promises!"

"Very well, Ningen." Kurama's laughter had calmed to just the occasional snickers. "To help you keep your word I will channel a little more chakra to the appropriate organs. After all I would not my Container to be known as a failure. Now go back to your mates. Your Kushina-chan needs reassurance."


"Why would you tell him?" Kushina sobbed as she tried to bash Mikoto's head against the ground but found it was impossible with the pillow that Moegi had slipped in. After the Jyuuken strikes from Hinata, her hands weren't strong enough to do more than grip the Bunnygirl's neck. Tears streamed down her cheeks, but thankfully her make-up was waterproof. "I finally found someone who shows he loves me and now he's gonna send me back to the Ranch."

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Mikoto repeated each time her head struck the pillow. While the slender hands around her neck weren't choking her, Mikoto knew that was only because Hinata had shut off the chakra to Kushina's arms. "It just slipped out. I didn't mean to say it."

'Oh, I thought Boss knew and he was just a bit kinky.' Moegi kept her thoughts to herself as she watched the decidedly one sided beating. Not that she was allowing Kushina to actually harm Mikoto. The newest member of the Harem knew that Naruto would not want his mother to kill her friend.

'What do I do?' Hinata was torn between allowing Kushina to vent and knocking her out with a Jyuuken strike. With Naruto passing out from the emotional overload, the Harem was left without leadership. Mikoto, Kushina, and Moegi all outranked her as far a Konoha military structure went, but this was a Harem matter and she was First Wife. Arguably Kushina, as Naruto's mother, could be considered to outrank her, but that would require her to stop being a part of the Harem. However, Kushina decided to force the issue.

"Didn't mean to? You just accidentally destroy my life?" Kushina's anger wasn't subsiding at all. Between being torn away from her son by the masked man, her transformation to one of the ugliest pokegirls, and now her fear that son she now was in love with would refuse to tame her again, the Uzumaki was the angriest she'd ever been since the idiot Ay tried to proposition her. "Uzumaki Style: Adamantine Piercing…"

"Eight Trigrams: Sixty-Four Palms!" Hinata called out as she witnessed the spike in Kushina's chakra. Her hands were a blur as she struck the tenketsu with unerring precision. "Two Palms. Four Palms. Eight Palms. Sixteen Palms. Thirty-two Palms. Sixty-Four Palms." Hinata finished the strikes leaving Kushina conscious, but closing enough of her chakra system to shut down any attempt the redhead could make to use it. "I am sorry, Kushina-chan, but I can't let you kill Mikoto-chan."

"Dear Kami…" Mikoto breathed out a sigh of relief as Kushina collapsed against her unable to move but still breathing. "I am so sorry, Kushi-chan. I didn't mean to do it. I swear. I'll make it right."

"How?" Kushina forced the word out. She'd been on the wrong end of Jyuuken before, but that didn't mean she was used to the pain. 'Gentle Fist my fish-tail ass. Should be called Super Painful Pokes of Doom, dattebane.' She internally groused about how painful the Hyuuga attacks could be. "Naruto-kun is going to sell me to the Ranch. My next Tamer will end up Level Five-ing me. I'll…"

"…stay with me as long as you want Kushina-chan." Naruto interrupted the woman who was as close to being his mother as possible. Pulling himself to his feet from where he fainted, the blonde ninja flashed one his rare genuine smiles. "You're not really my mother." He regretted what he said as he saw Kushina cringe. "I mean, you're not the Kushina Uzumaki from my world. The Kyuubi killed her before the genjutsu broke. You weren't impaled on a claw, were you?" Naruto didn't wait for her answer as he knew from her story that the Kyuubi she restrained hadn't tried to kill her Naruto. "Even without becoming a Pokegirl you'd just be a cousin. So that means you can stay with me as one of my wives under the CRA. Even if that wasn't the case my Kaa-san said to find a girl like her. Well, here you are!"


"What the hell happened last night?" Naruto asked himself as he rolled out of bed. After he managed to assure Kushina that he wasn't getting rid of her, the harem had retired to their hotel suite. No sooner than he closed the door when there was a burst of some honey-like scent and then the girls turned on him in a lust-filled frenzy. For the first time Kushina was an active participant. He wasn't complaining as he'd been hornier than he could ever remember being. "Thank Kami for my rapid healing."

(I'll take some of that gratitude, Ningen.) Kurama chuckled inside Naruto's mind. (My chakra is increasing the efficiency of the Uzumaki Bloodline.)

'Well, then thank you.' Naruto replied internally as he headed for the bathroom. He absently noted there were only three girls in the bed, but didn't think anything of it. It wasn't until relieved himself and made his way to the kitchenette that he noticed Moegi was laying on her stomach in a bed sized container of soil. Above the Boobisaur was a plant-light set to it's highest intensity. "When did we order the plant bed?"

"Last night, Boss." Moegi yawned out as she got up on all fours before sitting on the edge of her bed. "I phoned the concierge and let them know we had a Boobisaur here. The Hotel provided the bed so I can get proper rest and they get some enriched soil for their gardens. It's a win-win." The ginger ninja explained. "After a Taming session like that, I kinda needed it. How Hinata-sama kept up with you, I have no clue."

"I'm not normally… last night was…" Naruto immediately attempted to deny he was that bad all the time. However he really couldn't say that. He'd been splitting his attention between the four women and he'd still outlasted all of them, even Mikoto whose Bunnygirl libido could be said to be Extreme. "You know, I am not sure how either. Perhaps there was something in the chakra she got from her ancestor in that Moon mission you mentioned."

"Either that or the rumors that she mastered the Shadow Clone Jutsu were true." Moegi shrugged which made her massive breasts jiggle. "There were also rumors you fathered the new Priestess of Oni no Kuni and the Princess of Haru no Kuni. With Hinata-sama's permission, of course."

"That would be one way around the Council." Hinata yawned out as she limped her way to the refrigerator. "My father better have not supported that idiocy." She muttered darkly as she grabbed the milk, eggs, orange juice, and butter. "I am in the mood for French-toast this morning, does anyone else want some?"

"Never had it before." Kushina said as she entered the breakfast nook and took a seat before allowing her Oni-Henge to expire. "But I'm willing to try anything once."

"It's a Western Breakfast food we tried at a restaurant." Naruto explained. "It's not ramen, but it's pretty good." Starting the kettle for tea and the coffee maker, Naruto moved to Hinata's side. "Want me to help?"

"You actually make it better than I do. If you have a clone make some we can talk about our plans." Hinata said as she set down the ingredients. "From what little I understand you won't be able to perform Sage training in the village."

Naruto nodded before forming the clone seal and three clones popped into existence. Immediately the three of them got to their tasks. The first was making French-toast, the second was gathering the dirty clothes to run to the laundry, and the last was cleaning the apartment. As Naruto used minimal chakra for them, the three lacked the desire to rebel against orders.

"Only Boss can get away with using Shadow Clones for errands." Moegi shook her head at the antics of her Tamer. "Is someone going to wake Mikoto-san?"

"The smell of coffee will do that for us." Naruto shrugged as he took a seat at the breakfast nook. He wasn't surprised that a moment later Hinata was sitting in his lap. "She loves tea the rest of the day, but first thing in the morning it's coffee. I've actually come to enjoy it as well, with a lot of milk and some honey."

"Yeah, Mikoto-chan is rather violent when she wakes up." Kushina actually shuddered a bit. There was a reason the two of them were close, they share more than a few traits. "Well, except with Naruto-kun, but I doubt we want to witness another taming session right now." The redheaded Feeblass giggled as her pseudo-son blushed. "So, the Toads believe you can become a Sage? That's great. Your father attempted the training, but failed. Not as badly as others have, but he couldn't even gather Nature Chakra at all, even with the Toad Oil."

It's not often that Naruto's mental filter worked. Most of the time, he just blurted out hurtful and stupid things without meaning to do so. This time his filter put a full stop to the first thing he immediately thought. Expressing surprise that Kushina knew his father would imply things nobody should ever say about their mother. Instead he simply thought for a few moments and the puzzle pieces came together. "The Yondaime was my father?"

"Yes, he was." Kushina gave one of her brilliant smiles. "You got his hair and eyes, but the rest of your face is me." She declared proudly. "We got married shortly after I found out I was pregnant." She continued on. "Minato-kun was so happy he actually expressed real emotions instead of just his normal mask. I was over the moon, Naruto-kun. If your Mother had lived you would have been loved, especially when you pulled pranks."

"Yeah, your mother here was the Prankster Queen of Hell." Mikoto muttered as she walked past everyone to the coffee maker. Grabbing a mug she poured in some honey and stirred a healthy amount of cinnamon before adding coffee than then finally some milk. "She also held the record of thirty bowls of pork ramen in one sitting."

"Hinata-chan here has the new record of forty six bowls." Naruto's announcement was met by slack jaws from both Kushina and Mikoto. Moegi having seen the photo of her feat of gluttony was unfazed. As for Hinata herself, she was just blushing. "And she does it with perfect table manners. It's actually fun to watch."

"Ano, maybe we should talk more about Sage training. Why wasn't Naruto's father able to perform Sage training?" Hinata was curious. The Yondaime was venerated even before he defeated the Kyuubi. "Wouldn't Jiraiya-sama have been able to help him?"

"Well, I think it's because you have to be a bit of a knucklehead to be able to be a Sage." Kushina supplied her opinion. "According to Mito-baachan, her husband was smart but also a knucklehead. Jiraiya-sama is not stupid at all, but he's a knucklehead. Basically they refuse to know something is impossible. Something Minato-kun was not capable of. He was always very rational and logical, to the point that some people thought he was an illegitimate Aburame." Kushina shrugged. "He was also very detached. He showed the most emotion around me and when talking about Naruto-kun. Well, there was this one noblewoman from Rai no Kuni he liked too, but mostly just me and Naruto-kun."

"Well, one thing Ero-sennin is not is detached. I mean he can detach himself in order to do a mission he doesn't like, but he still feels something" Naruto shook hs head in amusement. "He taught me how to do that and it's hard as hell, dattebayo." He paused for a moment. "If being a knucklehead is what it takes to be a Sage then I can definitely do it."


Danzo Shimura stared up at his executioner with no small amount of surprise. He never would have pegged the kindly brunette as the type to commit a cold-blooded murder. In fact he she was just below the Kyuubi Vessel for likelihood of performing such an act. "How?"

"A number of toxins in doses well below what would be lethal, but the body cannot purge." Shizune Kato replied with the same tone she used when she was teaching at the Hospital. "It helped that you were on a variety of medications that would exacerbate the situation. I had a little help. The flowers you bought every day for your wife's grave laced with dimethyl cadmium. Your daily ramen lunch with just a hint of copper cyanide. Your morning jelly doughnut had some arsenic. Tea here at the Golden Lotus has some lead and mercury. Over time they have done accumulated in quanties that are lethal. Of course, I will remove the toxins and since I perform the autopsies… nobody will ever know. I must admit I am surprised the lethal dosage occurred here. By my calculations you should have died while visiting your late wife in a few weeks. Someone else might be poisoning you as well." Shizune actually giggled at that point. "Do you want to know why?"

"It's because I tried to recruit Uzumaki." Danzo had to force the words out. It hurt to breathe. It hurt to not breathe. His mind was on fire and it felt like his organs were melting. 'I can save myself, but I want to hear her reasoning.'

"Oh, that was just your latest offense, Baka." Shizune for her part was still giving off the impression that butter would not melt in her mouth. "No, you tried to capture Nawaki and it failed. Despite that you used his DNA to create subjects for Orochimaru's Mokuton experiment. If that wasn't enough you had Dan-oji killed because you hoped Tsunade would turn to Jiraiya and produce a super ninja like Jiraiya-sama's son. You even twisted Orochimaru-san into the vile man he has become." Shizune was counting off the sins. "If that was not enough, I then I heard about some of your other crimes. You are the reason Itachi-kun is a missing nin. You are the reason Jiraiya-sama's students are hunting the bijuu. You have emotionally crippled Sai. You are a blight upon the face of the world causing death, destruction, and misery with everything you do. I am not like Tsunade-oba, Jiraiya-sama, or Naruto-kun. I don't give second chances. Rot in Yomi."

"I've heard enough." Danzo rasped out before he tried to access his Sharingans to trigger Izanagi, but something Shizune had given him had ruined any sense of control he had over his chakra. Suddenly, he understood his time was at an end, there was literally nothing he could do to save himself. The brunette kunoichi had outmaneuvered him. He could respect that. The proof of that was that his usual guards were in no better shape than himself, apparently poisoned just as he'd been. 'This is how I die? Not in a blaze of glory, but unable to even whimper?' Danzo's last coherent thought echoed in his mind as the world faded completely away. As he died a small sapling began to sprout from the artificial arm housing his Sharingans.

Shizune Kato dispassionately tore the bandages away from the corpse's arm. Grabbing a jar full of nutrient fluid she immediately started harvesting Sharingans. "No use in letting these resources go to waste. Maybe I'll offer one to Naruto-kun when he returns."

"You and I are going to get along really well, Shizune-chan." Anko Mitarashi gathered up her long hair into her trademark ponytail. Until she did that, nobody would have equated the Geisha with the rambunctious Tobetsku Jonin. Of course not many people knew she owned the Golden Lotus Tea house or that she perfected her Tea Ceremony skills to levels that would have impressed the Daimyo. Or that she was working on other Geisha skills just for the fun of it. "So the Yondaime was Jiraiya's? We probably should have seen that coming with the way the old pervert doted on him."

"Please don't spread the secret, Anko-chan." Shizune's tone was polite and kind as always, but a Kunoichi of Anko's caliber could hear the unspoken threat. "Neither Tsunade-sama or Jiraiya-sama know about these crimes against them. It would destroy them both to know everything was organized by Danzo, or that Hiruzen had discovered the details a few months before his death."

"Hey, mum's the word. I owe you for letting me help kill Danzo-baka." Anko flashed a wide grin. "Roachy-teme was not quite right in the head before Danzo got to him, but I doubt he would have experimented on kids and comrades. So if the any of the Sannin hear of it, it won't be from me."


"According to the scroll the Toad Elder sent we need to find a location that is overflowing with Nature Chakra. He suggests that it be somewhere that hasn't been despoiled by civilization." Naruto explained as used the massive flat-screen television in the Hotel Room to display some of the local maps. "At the same time the Notice Boards have a few jobs we can complete. For instance it has been a month since there has been any word from the Kotobakacchi expedition to the Hidden Shrine. There is also the matter of the Manzoku-Ushi Farms failing to make their monthly milk and cheese deliveries. Not to mention there are reports of Limbec Pirate activity using some form of airship."

"I hate those skanks." Mikoto shuddered. "They are anti-human and hate any Pokegirls who actually love their tamers. I mean sure some were abused by their tamers, but that doesn't excuse what they do at all." The bunnygirl was unusually serious as she spoke. "If we spot them we should take them out."

"I can agree with that. They take delight in murdering males of any age." Moegi nodded in agreement. "If we can find the Hidden Shrine it would probably be the best location for sage training. Yeah, it's technically got some civilization, but it's supposedly been abandoned for a century or more. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Shrine Maiden and her Tamer there."

"If there are rumors of Limbec Pirates in the area and the Manzoku-Ushi Farm has missed their delivery, could it be that the Pirates have raided the farm?" Hinata decided to voice her thoughts at that moment. "We should head there first before we do anything else. The Pirates likely did not take the Milktits as they are non-violent and while they could create Minotauras out of them, I doubt they'd take the time needed."

"Yeah, it takes a LOT of battle-stress to evolve by that method." Kushina supplied. "One of the Catgirls at the Ranch was trying to evolve to a Tigress. She had to put herself in fight after fight where she was outmatched. It took weeks of constantly getting beaten by Musubi-sensei for her to evolve."

"Even if that is true, we should head there first. If Hinata-chan is right, the Pirates are there or hit there recently." Naruto concluded. "In either case I seriously doubt the Tamer is still alive. That means we can attempt to send the Milktits to Konoha by sealing PokeBalls into scrolls. We still haven't figure out how to seal active stasis scrolls, but the PokeBalls don't seem to suffer at all."

"Yeah, I didn't even notice I'd been sealed in a scroll." Kushina nodded. "And considering I of all people should be able to detect fuinjutsu use, it's a safe bet we can send PokeGirls back. Hell, if they were really worried about you they could send an ANBU in a stasis scroll, right?"

"I think we'll experiment with sending a few pigs and cows back here, before we try that." Naruto smirked. "With the price of beef and pork, it should be profitable."


"Kukuku, finally!" Orochimaru smiled widely as Sannin beheld the fruits of fifteen years of research. At first glance the sphere was a simple PokeBall like any other. Closer inspection would show the outline of a heart just about the scanning aperture. "I just add the sample of the desired breed and then I will be transformed a similar breed! Then I can finally return home and dispel that Blood Clone. I do hope it took good of Anko-chan."

With a wide grin on a pale face, Orochimaru made his way through the lab to where the tissue samples were kept. Walking past five specimen tanks housing living pokegirls, the Snake Sannin paid them little attention. The first tank held an attractive brunette with a slim but developed body, the only strange part was the lines on her hands. The tank she inhabited was labeled Camera Girl. The second tank held a short slightly busty green haired girl with arms that were just a tad too long. Her tank was labeled Polliwhore. The third tank held a tall girl with auburn hair trimmed into a wide mohawk. Her tank was labeled Rapitaur. The fourth tank held an extremely busty woman with snow white hair and the label Brewmistress. The final tank was held an olive complexioned girl with leaves for hair and flower buds around her wrists. The label on her tank read Iron Chef.

"Yes, here it is. Seducia scales." Orochimarue exclaimed as soon as the proper sample was found. "Soon, Jiraiya-kun will get exactly what he deserves. Kukukuku."


"What does the Baka need with live Cattle and Swine?" Sakura Haruno blinked as she read the list of supplies that Naruto was asking for. Chakra Ink, Scrolls, Ninja wire, Soldier Pills, and Blood Pills were understandable. The live stock was stumping her. Of course part of that was due to the fact she had just finished a triple shift at the hospital after the return of the Akatsuki Suppression Squad. "We can send sealed Beef and Pork without using Prisoner Scrolls."

"Let's see. Oh, I think I get it. He's setting up a breeding colony, Sakura-chan." Kiba Inuzuka explained as he looked at the livestock list. "The reports did say that world had a rarity of livestock, right? They would be worth a lot to any farmer there. Especially in quantities that could set up a stable population. He even made a note to make sure the bulls weren't closely related and to forego any steer."

"Hmmph, that's actually pretty smart of him." Sakura said after a few moments. 'Why didn't I think of that?' (Maybe because you haven't had any sleep in two days and you've been treating patients non-stop! And you're worried about Ino-chan doing that special Yamanaka training! Cha!) "I'm going to hire out a C-rank to get this filled. I know Shisou put me on it, but I'm exhausted."

"Nothing wrong with delegating, Sakura-chan. I'll help you write up the mission. Then you're coming home with me, Tamaki-chan and Kaa-san are making Sukiyaki and umeboshi onigiri." Kiba knew how to tempt his girlfriend. Umeboshi anything was a surefire way to get her to the table. "And there is a new litter that needs socializing in the morning."

"You know, I was totally wrong about you back in the academy." Sakura leaned against Kiba as they walked towards the Mission center in the Hokage's office. "You make an excellent boyfriend."

"Well, being raised by two Alpha-females will do that." Kiba chuckled softly. "Training under Kurenai-sensei helped a bit too."


"Hokage-sama, I have some grave news regarding my daughter." Inoichi Yamanaka was barely keeping himself together. Only his sense of professionalism was allowing him to keep from breaking down ever since he'd read the report. 'Just get through the report, then I can go get drunk.' "As you know, the Yamanaka run a series a clubs through Fire Country. These businesses are a part of Jiraiya-sama's information network. My Little Princess insisted that she learn the skill our special seduction specialists employ from the best instructors."

Tsunade paused in the middle of her review of the paperwork. While she trusted her clones to fill it out, she performed a glance over to make sure nothing conflicted. There had almost been an incident where she agreed to some laws that when combined would make mixed bathing the only type allowed in Konoha. At the moment her worries that she might have done similar again were overridden by the open discussion of one of Konoha's sordid secrets.

"Are you telling me that you sent one of my best ninjas to be a whore in a bordello?" Tsunade cracked her knuckles as a tick mark appeared on her forehead. "I understand we offer the position to failed Kunoichi and Shinobi of your clan. I try not to think how they gather their intelligence. However you just admitted to pimping out your daughter."

"Oh no, Tsunade-sama, the entertainers use genjutsu to make the clients believe they had intercourse. I performed the training myself. Our clubs have next to no sexual activity, and none of that is with clients." Inoichi quickly explained the truth of the operation. "In fact our genjutsu are the ones used for Seduction Training in the Academy. However I am not here to discus my daughter's sexual exploits.:

"Oh, I am sorry for making assumptions." Tsunade blushed from embarrassment as she calmed down. "Why are you here?"

"The club that My Princess was working in was attacked by the Akatsuki. From our reports it was Deidara the Mad Bomber and an Orange masked shinobi by the name of Tobi." Inoichi's jaw tightened as he gave the report. "The building was demolished. While there were witnesses, those witnesses were the rest of the small town. There were no survivors of the attack, however there are missing bodies, including Ino-chan. Some were vaporized, but according to one witness' memories my daughter was pushed through a portal that Tobi created."


"Hnnn… Ouch." Ino Yamanaka groaned as she tried to stretch her limbs only to feel the shackles around her wrists and ankles. 'Damn it, I already gave away the fact I am awake.' She chastised herself as she extended her senses. Every Yamanaka was a Sensor and Ino was extremely talented in that regard. It took only a few moments for her to recognize a few alarming facts. The first was that she was hundreds of feet above the ground. Second was that there were three dozen captives in the same position she was in. Third, there were only a dozen captors and they were all rather powerful: eight of them were Chunin-grade, three were Jonin-grade, and the last was definitely Kage-grade. 'Oh, this is not good. I might be Jonin-level in skill, but I need back-up to be truly effective.' Feeling one of the captors approaching, Ino left her senses in the passive mode, rather than probing.

"No use pretending you're asleep, Blondie." The woman's saccharine sweet voice just oozed condescension. "Mistress put a little status spell on you. I know you're awake and alert." The speaker was five foot six inches tall, with a slim athletic body. The hair on her head was black with a streak of red on the left side. Her outfit was a bit strange consisting of a skirt and crop-top, both of which were blood red with black trim and hanging off the right side of her belt were a pair of red pom-poms. In her hands was a tray of food that she placed on the table by the bed. "I brought food, which you better eat. Mistress doesn't like ribs sticking out on her toys."

"I was never that good at faking I was asleep, that was more Shika-kun's thing." Ino sighed as she opened her eyes. Moving her hands a bit she demonstrated there wasn't much slack. "I might have just a little difficulty eating when I am chained up like this."

"As soon as I leave the room, the shackles will open." The gothic cheerleader smirked. "We left you your weapons, not that they will do you much good. Discipline is handled by Ami over there." As she explained that, the girl pointed to the cell door. In the doorway was an eight foot tall mass of muscle woman with a feline face, cat ears, a long tail, and midnight black fur. The woman's golden eyes reflected rage and hate. "As you can tell she's a Panthress, so you'll want to behave so she won't eat you. Oh, I forgot, my name is Yukari, just so you don't try coming up with any 'cute' nicknames. I'm not a bitch you want to cross. Ami will just kill you and eat you, I'll break your mind before chopping off those tits of yours and feeding them to her. Understand?"

'A rather inventive threat, but she really doesn't know who she is dealing with.' Ino suppressed the urge to smirk as she started making plans. Adopting a suitably frightened demeanor she mere nodded in response.

"See, I knew you couldn't be as dumb as you look, Blondie." Yukari declared in faux praise. "Well, that's the toilet over there." She continued pointing to the simple stainless steel prison toilet. "Lucky you, we refitted our cells so we no longer need chamber pots. If you behave you'll earn bathing privileges after you do a Taming. If not, we'll just fatten you up for a feast."

"Taming?" Ino asked aloud. While she knew she could probably glean the information while Mindwalking, anything she could learn without expending chakra made life easier.

"Oh my, it seems we picked up a virgin!" Yukari crowed after a few seconds pause. "It'll be fun breaking her in, right Ami?"

"Hnnn." Ami growled out in response as she stared directly at Ino. The Panthress liked her lips and it wasn't clear if it was seductively or out of hunger. The way she was flexing her claws in ands out of her fingers was not helping matters.

"Well, Blondie, it means you're going to be using that tongue of yours to keep us happy and sane." Yukari actually giggled. "And it won't be by singing. Now you eat up, you're going to need your strength. Especially when Mistress comes calling." With that both women left the room, closing the door behind them with a solid thunk.

"Well, that's new. They never covered rape by women in the Academy." Ino muttered as the shackles on her arms and legs opened up. Gingerly rubbing her wrists and ankles she applied a bit of the *Mystic Palm* jutsu in order to heal the abrasions. "Well, they might have for the boys." She chuckled as she remembered how seduction training was split between the genders. "Ah well, it isn't anything I haven't done before. I even learned that tongue extension jutsu. Let's see what they left me to eat." She mused to herself as she pulled the cover off the tray to reveal Katsudon with a huge soft-boiled egg, some pickled vegetables, and two bottles of strawberry milk. "What is with the size of that egg? It's bigger than my fist."