After the emotional breakdown Subaru had, the nasty eyed man now has time to assess his situation.

"So, If I am correct, does this mean that we are still in Luganta?"

"It is as you say My Lord, we are directly under that clown's mansion."

Demiurge smirked as he was thinking of all the ways he could torture that Clown who put his master through so much.

The demon figured out what Roswaal's goal was and, to prove himself worthy for Subaru, Demiurge would make sure that goal would never happen.

"Alright so guys, I think it's obvious what we are going to do."

All of the guardians kneeled once more.

"TO KILL THE WHITE WHALE"

They all chanted at once.

"Now I know you all would like to kill it yourselves but why not have all of you work together to kill the whale."

This statement made the guardians all smile.

"We. Will. Destroy. That. Whale."

"I-I will make s-sure to end it as w-well."

"Me and my brother will make sure it will never harm you anymore."

"It will never harm you lord Subaru!"

"It is as they say, we will not fail you."

"We the Guardians will protect you my Love."

Subaru smiled as he heard the guardians pledges to kill the Whale.

"Great, Now before we destroy that Whale we should take an hour or two to just relax as we are now all finally together!"

The Guardians once again cheered.

Subaru felt as if nothing could go wrong now.

Sadly for him, one of the elves decided to ask an important question.

"Say," Aura pondered out loud. "Since Subaru-sama is a human, doesn't that mean he could provide an heir like we discussed a while ago when we would find him?"

Two hungry gazes immediately settled on the human ruler of Nazarick. Two very, very hungry gazes.

"Eeeeeeeeeee!" Albedo and Shalltear shrilly cry out in unison.

After realizing they both had done so, they each look to the other with hate-filled eyes.

I quickly direct my gaze away from them. Yep, I don't want to get involved with those two right now.

'What the fuck… What about Rem and Emilia….. You know what, I'll think about that later….'

"U-um… so… uh… then… that means… um," Mare mutters, shifting his gaze between all of the guardians with a perplexed look on his face, hoping one of them would be willing to explain the situation to him.

The entire throne room has been thrown into pandemonium! Even the maids, who were apparently called the Pleiades thanks to Sebas letting him know what there names were , have all huddled in a circle like schoolgirls, and Subaru couldn't help but overhear bits of their gossip.

"An heir! How awesome!" I hear Lupusregina exclaim.

"Indeed… the only question remains, who will bear the child?" Yuri questions thoughtfully.

"C-could it be one of us, maybe?!" a hopeful voice asks in a hushed tone, though I can't tell who the speaker is.

"Of course not, surely it will be Lady Albedo or Lady Shalltear," Yuri affirms dismissively.

"W-well, you never know…" I hear the same anonymous speaker from before say.

"I would think Lady Albedo, she seems like the best candidate," Solution surmises.

Right now, I feel what can only be described as helpless. All of them talking about my future as though I'm not even here...

Subaru felt as if he was being mocked by Ram, only this time 100 times worse.

"Subaru-sama!" Shalltear suddenly blurts out, shattering my fleeting sense of safety.

'Uh oh….'

I turn to face her - and recoil back in my seat as I take in her utterly perverse expression.

'She's definitely thinking of lewd thoughts right now!'

'…. Although I shouldn't be one to talk as I had lewd thoughts of Emilia-tan….."

"Subaru-sama!" she continues, panting heavily:

"W-when should… when should we do IT, Subaru-sama!? I'm ready any time, even now, with everyone else watching! I would not mind at all!"

"Heok-!" I gasp in surprise. So she's an exhibitionist as well?!

"You!" A seething voice hisses from beside me, sounding so vicious that I thought the witch grasped pulled my heart from my chest:

"Subaru-sama will obviously choose ME to bear his child! Perhaps, maybe even later tonight, he will call me to his chambers, and...and!" she trails off obscenely, clearly a little... er, hot under the wings.

'Hmm… I wonder…. Should I Return By Death?'

I look pleadingly towards the only sane person left in this room:

'Sebas, please, do something to calm everyone down! Clear this misunderstanding!' is what a try to convey through my eyes.

Sebas meets my eyes and nods confidently with a dignified bow, bringing his hand over his heart.

I sigh in relief. Oh thank god; I have the utmost faith in Sebas' ability to keep a cool head and defuse the situation as he reminds me of Wilhelm.

"Ahem!" Sebas clears his throat loudly.

Everyone turns their attention to face him.

"Everyone, it appears as though we have misunderstood what our lord believes in." he proclaims gravely.

Perfect! I have neither the heart nor the courage to speak right now, but it seems Sebas will not only calm everyone down but rebuke this entire ordeal and set things straight for me altogether!

"What do you mean, Sebas?" Demiurge inquires with a frown.

Tell 'em Sebas! Give it to them straight! A bright smile forms on my lips. I'll have to thank him kindly later on as I have too much to think about right now.

"Go ahead, Sebas; tell them what you have come to understand," I say in a confident tone, having rediscovered my voice.

Whatever he says next is final and will put an end to this debacle for good!

"As you wish, Subaru-sama," the butler continues with a nod: "everyone, it seems that Ainz-sama wishes for us to realize that there is no reason for him to produce only one heir. In fact, I believe that Subaru-sama will bless us with many offspring. And so, Lady Shalltear, Lady Albedo, there is no need to squabble petulantly, for if Subaru-sama should be gracious enough, you may both receive the honour of carrying many of his children," he concludes before turning to me and bowing once again.

My jaw drops speechlessly. I can palpably feel my soul drift loftily out of my now gaping mouth.

'I should bite my tounge right now…. Puck please cut off my head again….'

"Of course! How foolish of us to believe that only one offspring would be enough to carry on the legacy of one such as Subaru-sama! As expected of the Supreme One!" Demiurge reasons with a grin.

Cocytus bellows heartily;

"Ahhhhhh. There. Will. Be. So. Many. Children. To. Be. Carried. On. My. Shoulders! And. They. Shall. All. Call. Me. Uncle! Perhaps. Maybe. Some. Of. Them. Will. Even Have. An. Affinity. Towards. Physical. Combat. And. I. Will. Have. The. Honour. Of. Teaching. Subaru-sama's. Children. The. Way. Of. The. Warrior!" Cocytus boasts proudly.

...

"Maybe one of us will be able to bear one of his children after all!" I hear one of the Pleiades venture hopefully.

"Indeed… although are any of us worthy of such an honour?" another one asks.

"Perhaps not… though if Subaru-sama deemed me worthy, I would not object!"

"Of course not! Who in their right mind would reject such an opportunity?"

Perhaps it would've been for the best if I didn't go to that mini mart...

'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEBAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!'

'Everyone's fantastical delusions are becoming more and more intense by the second!'

'I quickly jump up from my throne and shout without thinking'

"Silence! Sebas, you..!" I begin, but stop mid-sentence as my voice falters when everyone turns to face me.

And I notice their expressions of unconcealed joy and hope.

Everyone is smiling happily.

What kind of a ruler would I be to dangle such an appealing, prospective reality in front of them, only to then rip it away from them shortly after?

"You…" I trail off again, failing to get the words out yet again.

Subaru then remembered of all those loops he suffered and how much he wanted his friends and himself to have a happy ending where they could live in peace.

This could be his only chance of having that moment…. Even if his purity would be stolen from him by a succubus and a vampire.

"You… understood my intentions perfectly, Sebas!" I cry out in the end, trying my best to keep my face from twitching.

And with that - as all the guardians' faces light up yet again - my fate is sealed.

"Of course, Subaru-sama, it is my duty to understand your wishes and fulfill them to the best of my abilities" Sebas replies.

I glance nervously towards Albedo and Shalltear who have convened off to the side.

"I think it's only fair that I, as the guardian overseer, and closest aide to Subaru -sama, should be allowed the position of head-wife. Surely you do not object, Shalltear?"

"Hmph. Then in that case, I should be allowed to bear more of Subaru -sama's children," the vampire counters.

"As if! What would be the point of being the head-wife then?!" The succubus screeches indignantly.

"Hohhhh… so you're only in it for the sex then, are you, Albedo? For shame! I guess you are just a shallow succubus after all," she teases with a dismissive wave of her hand.

"Why you-!"

"How about equal amounts then?" Shalltear interjects plainly; "I shall bear twenty, and you shall bear twenty. Sound fair?"

The succubus tilts her head to the side, contemplating the compromise.

"Very well, I suppose I can agree to that..." she finally concedes.

As my stomach lurches and I lose vision for a second, I decide to tune out the rest of that conversation. Did I hear that correctly? Twenty and twenty? I'm no mathematician, but...

That's forty kids! Just how did they come up with such a ridiculous number!

My virgin groin hurts just thinking about it!

Suddenly, my ears pick up on something truly disconcerting:

"Oi, Mare... do you think Subaru-sama will want me to... you know... as well?" I hear Aura whisper to her brother.

"Mmmmmmmm," her brother hums, deep in thought: "Maybe! Why, do you not want to?" he asks curiously.

"No no, that's not what I meant! It's just... I'm too young right now! maybe in 40 years or so... but I'm not ready to hold hands with a man yet! I hope Ainz-sama will understand..." she trails off worriedly.

'Even Aura, a child who doesn't even know how babies are made, is considering such a situation?! Does everyone just think because people call me a Lolimancer that now I'm a sex-crazed nymphomaniac now?! I haven't even done it before nor am I planning to!'

'Roswaal, please just kill me….'

"I… I do not feel so well," I stammer in a shaky tone. My head is spinning...

My vision suddenly begins darkening around the edges.

"Subaru-sama!" Sebas is the first to cry out.

Subaru collapsed to the floor.

"S-Subaru-sama! What is the matter!"

"Subaru-sama!"

"What happened?!" I hear various voices call out.

In Subaru's final moments of consciousness, he thought to himself.

'Satella….. Please let me talk to you…. Please…'

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