The escapades of everyone's favorite doctor! CRACK drabbles.

Racing against the clock to save a boy abducted by a ring of sex traffickers, Hotch, Rossi, and Prentiss find a hoard of images and videos going back twenty years. One of the faces is familiar: Dr. Spencer Reid. H/R slash. Rated M. Kink Meme VI prompt.

What if Reid was stabbed in the neck by Ben Foster in 'With Friends like these..? Bad title. One shot

Aaron shouldn't have gone into that warehouse alone. Spencer was sure he realized that, but he just had to keep his family safe.

Rossi's had enough of the clear division within the team following Emily's return and calls on Hotch to end to it once and for all. Team gen. Canon up until the end of season 6.

"Wow, you get snarky when you get kidnapped." "No, I get snarky when I haven't had a cup of coffee in 48 hours. Where's the freaking sugar?"

Emily has the perfect ending to the not-so-perfect year. JJ/Emily/Henry family time.

Hotch is hoping for a good Christmas and what he gets surprises him. Friendship only - not slash!

Hotch tries to find a missing girl. Can he find her in time? WARNING: Scenes describing abuse. This story is very dark. I think it will have three chapters.

The current BAU team is brought to Brooklyn when a series of murdered rapists looks to be the work of a vigilante. Elle/Prentiss, case!fic. Warning: deals with rape.

An unsub uses the small amount of time he has left before he is caught by the BAU to kidnap Reid

So many things are keeping them apart but when a horrible tragedy happens to Derek and Emily, the only one that can give them comfort is Jennifer Jareau. As much as they try to resist, it's no use when she's right there and ready to help. Threesome 'ship.

AU. Her survival instinct was strong which meant, when she spoke she knew Lauren would take over and hopefully keep them alive. Prentiss/Doyle.

Set in season 2, Emily has just joined the BAU and finds herself infatuated with JJ. JJ feels the same, and the two dance around each other for a while, not realizing that they feel the same way. Will also include lots of team time, cases, etc.

Prentiss at the therapist- set during or after 'It Takes a Village.' I posted this on the cmpromptmeme as well, so if anyone recognizes it, that's why. :D

Some supplementary characters and their thoughts on Morgan and Reid's relationship. Slash. Rated M just to be safe. Crack!Fic, oneshot. M/R

Erin receives an unexpected box while in the hospital.

She can't ever leave them.

JJ's POV. A short one shot! The team was having a desk day, where they organized paper work. What better way was there to make they day go by quicker, than an office war. JJ/Derek pairing. Rated T for mild swears. Enjoy. R&R

Everyday for 6 months, Emily was alone missing those that she loved: her girlfriend, her team- her family. Now that she's back, she'll spend everyday making it up to them if it's the last thing she does. Emily/JJ Fluff/ Angst/ Drama

Penelope finds her Christmas spirit zapped away. Can the team, her "Secret Santa", and her Hot Stuff turn it around and make it bright? Written for the Christmas Fic Gift Exchange on CCOAC. As usual, I don't own a thing.

"I get it. They're your family. I always knew I was just a back up singer—really, I understand. You guys were great, but, I know my place. Always have." She turns to go, and Emily finds herself grabbing at her arm to stop her.

On Christmas Eve, Prentiss believes that she has to spend the holidays alone again. However, one team member has different plans for her..

While in rehab, Strauss looks back on the path that led her there. Drabble written for the CM Prompt meme. Round one: The ladies.

Part 9 of the Paris series. After Prentiss "died", Garcia kept leaving her voice mails. **1st Place tie: Best Friendship Fic in the 2011 Favorite Fic Awards at LiveJournal** **Nominated: Best Tragedy/Angst in the 2011 Favorite Fic Awards at LiveJournal**