Humor, crack, awkwardly funny situations. quick little drabble-esque things to read that brighten up your day. Or, at the least, make you laugh. Reviews MUCH appreciated

First Anime- Alphonse woke up alone and confused. Where was he? Who are these people around him? And more importantly, where was his brother? What happened to Al after Ed's sacrifice in the last episode. Enjoy! All reviews welcome!

Songfic. Roy remembers Maes' birthday. Having met his goal of becoming fuhrer, Roy feels apathetic about life and thus tries to drink his life away next to his friend. I guess it kinda looks like MaesRoy, or RoyEd, a tiny bit. Dialogue only.

This is exactly what the Homunculi do in their spare time. Rated T for violence.

A collection of EdWin, TrishaxHohenheim, and Royai one-shots. Rated T just in case.

On your six, got your back, always right behind you. 'Til the end. Mustang/Hawkeye, soon-to-be a Royai100 drabble set.

Teacher is rising a child after the war in Ishbal. What well Ed and Al think of this child? And does this girl have a small chush on Al, or want him dead. Read to findout AlxJewell

Ed is sent on a rather unusual mission. Crack fic. More detailed summary inside.

Ed died. It's simple, irrevocable... right? 4 months before, They found Ed's coat covered in blood, no body. He's 'Officially' dead, according to the military. But Al knows better, as does Ed. Pride!EdxEnvy Pride!Edx Al-onesided UP FOR ADOPTION

It was no secret that the soul trapped in this suit of armor could not sleep, and Al could tell that Ed was staying awake for his sake, trying to take away the loneliness. - Oneshot, brotherly Ed and Al. No Elricest.

Merlin is quoted to have said he remembered the future and anticipated the past. Edward is about to find out exactly what that means...

This is a one shot requested by AmberTruesdale from quizilla its my first full metal one shot. I would love to know what every thinks any feed back welcome33 thanks a lot love toxic aka marchell xxxx

When a mysterious masked woman appears in East City and selects Edward for her latest experiment, how will Edward survive the next terror filled hours of his life?

"I will never love any person ever again." I vow as blood trickles down from the place on my arm where my skin and the blade made contact."i will never forgive Roy mustang" the sequel 2 Never keep secrets from your friends story.

ONESHOT Estaba acostumbrada a ayudar de todas las maneras posibles a su coronel una de ellas sus problemas de faldas, un dia comun en su vida RIZA Con un poco de Roy, y un poco de shonen-ai... minimo

Words are more powerful than actions. The pen mightier than the sword. The power of words, spoken or written, is endless. For two alchemists, these words are strong enough to cross even the Gate and into the worlds beyond. RoyEd eventual Yaoi

Riza is far from thrilled when she's forced to go undercover as a prostitute during a sting operation to catch a serial killer. Royai

Her life was a mix of verses and music notes, orchestrated through war and tears, and perfect in it's wholeness. Her life is a song, and to her, it is beautiful. Riza Hawkeye in nine parts.

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The Philosopher's Stone. Many are drawn to this Crimson Elixir, pulled in by its gravitational pull. Shayna Hunter is no exception. However, she is also tempted by a certain blonde alchemist's own gravity. EdxOC

The Elric Brothers thought they had seen the last of Shou Tucker 3 years ago, but apparently they were wrong. Tucker has been causing trouble and Ed is sent by Mustang to figure it out. As luck would have it, Ed gets caught. Can Al save his brother?

Winry's parent's died and she moved in with her grandma. She meets a strange boy who teaches her about life, and she teaches him about love. EdWinry & AlxOC. This story is on Hiatus!

All who attended said the bride looked beautiful and the groom as exotically handsome as ever...a sort of post-manga could be story.

Two crazy fangirls visit the world of FMA. What havoc will they wreak upon the unsuspecting Amestrian military? Follow the insanity as Ed puts up with the two girls as they encourage him to confess his love to Roy and attempt to help with some problems. WARNING: ON HIATUS

Hohenheim returns to Resembool one last time to visit Trisha's grave.