F'erox notices something is off about unusually happy place. AU!timeline of the Quest for Erebor. OC/OC. OC/Canon mentioned. For Valentine's One-shot contest for The Road Goes Ever On forum.

"Before he knew what was happening, Thorin was pinned to the ground, the strange woman's forearm on his neck. Her eyes were red from crying, and held a delirious quality which was, quite frankly, terrifying. He could see the front of her bizarre vest now, because it was right above him. And on it, in bold white font, were the letters F.B.I."

Après de longues décennies de règne, Thorin, fils de Thrain, roi sous la Montagne Solitaire, s'éteint doucement au milieu des siens.

Azog likes dwarves. His warg, Lou Ann, caught on to this YEARS ago. Azog loves Thorin, the dwarf. Of this, Lou Ann is sure and she just wishes the two would stop fighting and get together already because she is sooooooo over it. OR, Thorin and Azog from a warg's perspective.

You and Thranduil unexpectedly get stuck together in a closet and some steaminess ensues. PURE SMUT. If you don't like don't read.

The title says it all. A story where no one is completely what they seem. After BOFA. Line of Durin all live. (Kili x OC)Hopefully... (various other pairings)

A sad, short story about Elros the Guard flashbacks.

Thorin visits Thranduil in Mirkwood and finds an unexpected person down in the artists' studio. Time for a bit of pornographic art to hang on the wall?

Dís doesn't have the easiest life, always string and she never caves. But sometimes, the end of a journey is a long time away.

Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror has never taken a wife, as he is harbouring a secret: in his dreams he sees a woman who is no match for the King of the Dwarves - and the perfect beloved for him. The Quest comes, and then the Battle, and he lives, and hopes, but destiny never plays by rules. [ThorinxOC] A pastiche to my other stories, but can be read independently.

This is my second entry for the Road Goes Ever On forum's Valentine's One-Shot contest. This is set in the same AU as my Kiliel fic I Will Forsake the Stars for You. This is from when Fili made his intentions known, but not formalized with Ailis, and when he learned that Elis had chose Kili, though she'd yet to let him know. With exception of my OCs Tolkien owns the characters.

For the Tumblr Bagginshield Fluffy February prompt "Sword Training". Thorin insists that Bilbo learn to use his sword properly. Bilbo didn't realize how much such a simple request would change him. COMPLETE

Mariah was just a quiet girl who wished she could find where she belonged. One day her grandmother gave her an old necklace that transported her to a magical place called Middle Earth. Will she finally find a place where she belongs? Rated T for violence and fluff. (Kili/OC) Rating may change due to reasons...you know what I mean. :P Please leave reviews!

Thranduil warns Tauriel not to give Legolas any hope. Tauriel wonders how she is supposed to obey him when the prince is constantly trying to tell her how he really feels about her. Events happen and the two are torn between loyalty to their king, and to each other. What will our two favorite elves choose? and what will the consequences be? (Legolas/Tauriel) Read and Review!

What if Kili didn't die? What if Elven magic happened, and he and Tauriel could have a happy ending?

They are so young, her sons, full of hopes and dreams, and it is so hard to say goodbye. But she must let them go. She knows it, and it is bitter.

Bilbo loves books, but he's not allowed to learn how to read dwarven runes. Thankfully, Thorin has a solution. COMPLETE

Lyric parody of Royals by Lorde I imagine it as a duet between Thorin and Bilbo.

Post-BoFA, AU. Erebor has been invaded...but not in a way the dwarves could have imagined. Dwarves' patience will be tested, things will be cleaned, and halls will be decorated. :P

After more than 50 years in exile, Tauriel shows her face in Mirkwood. Long-suppressed feelings lurk between her and the Elvenking, but will they manage to overcome their grievances of the past or will they be led into ruin? Their choices will shape their fate. (slight AU, ThranduilxTauriel) - COMPLETE - Continues in sequel "Warring Hearts"

In which Fili is a barista with a foolproof theory about life, people, and coffee, until Espresso Girl proves him wrong. Figrid February Day 8: Small Buisness

This is the story of when Dis and Jory met and married. It is set in the past of my Kiliel fic I Will Forsake the Stars for You. This is my submission for the Road Goes Ever On forums Valentines One-Shot contest. I promise to write a longer chapter fic of Dis and Jory later. Characters, except my OCs, belong to Tolkien.

Ila, daughter of Dain of the Iron Hills, is sent to Erebor to marry the King Under the Mountain. She feels like her life is over, or is it just beginning? ThroinxOC and more and more Kili as the story progresses. Post BoFA/AU. Rated M for future chapters.

Being the older brother, Fili instinctively protects Kili. It is just what he does for his younger brother and the rest of the company remember when they first saw this happen.

Bilbo had lived a long life, each day after his little adventure was a fight against the Fading... but he had promised to return to his garden and books, and live out his life. now he was given a second chance; a chance to right all that had gone wrong the first time around, he only hoped that Thorin still loved/ would love him again! timetravel, Fix-it, do-over, slash, eventualy M