In part one, Elrond gave the dwarves smartphones. Once they found cat videos they lost all interest in Erebor (and anything else) but the Interwebs. Now Gandalf contemplates his next step and Sauron investigates social media. This story stands alone so you don't have to read Part One to enjoy it.

Molly Baggins (don't call her Margaret) is just that. A Baggins. Food and gardening makes her happy. A clean home makes her happy. What does not make her the least bit happy is a load of rowdy dwarves and a nosy old wizard barging into her happy home. What was wrong with a little comfort and normality? Besides, if she did go on this 'quest' what would the neighbors think? Fem-bilbo

It was a simple task of aiding the Guard against a group of Orcs, only now the young Prince has woken up alone in uncertain circumstances with no idea how he came to be there. What awaits in the darkness of the tunnels and which way leads home? Another entry for Teitho, cuz you know, it encourages me to actually write something... (not technically Hobbit, but there is no M-e)

Legolas wakes to find himself injured in the halls of Beorn the Skinchanger and as he pieces together the events missing from his memory, he has to face up to the possibility that perhaps he will never be the same again... Written for the November Teitho challenge 'Creatures' where it failed to place.

Que se passe-t-il dans la tête d'un Orque? Ici, le bout de vie d'un Orque autant que ses élucubrations pendant la Bataille des Cinq Armées. Rating T, parce que c'est quand même d'un Orque qu'on parle.

Belladonna Baggins nee Took learns she can't have any more children so she teaches her son all the Took ways. This leads to a whole different hobbit joining the company. WARNING: main paring will be Dwalin/Bilbo.

She'd have run had they not held fast to her, anchoring her to the world with the hope that she might again breathe freely.

Galion has always admired Thranduil's elk. He had always wanted to ride it himself. This is the story of what happened when he tried. A anniversary present for the awesome Sixty-Four K.

Stubborn, pigheaded, and wilful. Those were all the words more than one person had used to describe Ovila, the daughter of a simple, kind butcher and a determined woman. After a childhood fight with a big mouthed boy, she made a lifelong enemy and nothing would ever change that. Pre-book and movie Kili/OC

Dwalin knows that once they march into battle, their lives will depend on the lessons he taught them. He won't fail them. Not again. - Dwalin, post-BOFA, one-shot.

Sigrid was still amazed that even after a year of marriage, she was never more genuinely happy than she was when it was her and Fili sitting and enjoying each other's company. How simple yet profound it was.

When Kili begins to suffer from bad dreams Dis and Thorin start to worry but are Kili's dreams what they seem or is there a message within them Fili and Kili as dwarflings

On the outside life seems perfect. But on the inside he feels like he going to explode. He's resorted to cutting to stay in the real world. But he can only go so far before he can't turn back. WARNING: This fanfic contains mentions and detailed descriptions of suicidal-thoughts, cutting, self-harm, abuse, bullying, and suicide. SLASH M/M couples. Modern AU. Fili centered. Slow Burn

Orcs are evil. That goes without being said. They're are rotten to the core and never good news to anyone but the bad guy. But what if one wasn't like that? What if one wanted to help the Free Peoples of Middle-earth? This one does. And her name is Lukanrat. Rated T for possible violence.

"If more people valued home above gold the world would be a merrier place." My own take on a BOTFA fix-it AU. Everybody lives, nobody dies, and everyone is happy. Focuses primarily on the Durins, with some Tauriel as well.

Thorin, the matchmaker, is trying to find a partner for his friend, Dwalin. But, Dwalin is already having a quiet affair with Bris, the lady tattooist. These machinations not only threaten to damage Dwalin's relationship with his new found love but also the king's own with Thranduil as two scheming dwarf women plot to get their claws into the two most attractive blokes in Erebor.

Le monde change. Thranduil en a douloureusement conscience.

"Because, you, Teagan, see more than any else. You do not need your eyes to see the faces of others, or to fight against the evil that taints this world. You see through your magic, as it flows through your body you see the shadows and shades of the world. The magic within you is your guide, and it will help not only you, but will be a light in the darkness for these Dwarves.

Fili and Kili are overexcited about Christmas, Thorin is overdramatic about trees, and Dis is just wondering what to do with all of them. Modern AU.

Bilbo has a secret, a secret that dictates his very life. It's a part of him, inside his very genes. He cannot let Thorin and company know, otherwise they may kill him. Thorin hates dragons after all. Not only that, but what is Bilbo to do when he eventually meets Smaug, a creature his line couldn't save from the darkness. Dragon Bilbo!

La mort est-elle la fin de tout ? Non. Ce n'est qu'un autre chemin qu'il nous faut tous prendre. Tandis que les survivants de la bataille des cinq armées les pleurent, trois ombres invisibles demeurent parmi eux, tourmentées chacune par quelque chose qui l'empêche de trouver la paix. Se retrouveront-elles de l'autre côté ou devront-elles continuer à hanter les vivants ?

Poem: Even as age caught up with Bilbo, his mind remained free.

Gandalf always seems to know what every company needs usually it is the most unexpected addition. Thorin is not pleased especially when the two additions are two dwarf sisters. Rylynn and her sister agree to help and guide the company to Erebor helping them enter the mountain. But what is that keeps Rylynn so guarded and protective of her sister when certain dwarves give attention.

Toma Balanov is waiting for a bus to work and ends up in a forest. Sounds cliche, right? It is. She meets a company of fairy tale like creatures. She tries her hardest to keep up with what is going on around her, but it's hard when you are moving all the time, surrounded by short, smelly men and in constant danger. This is not how she pictured her adult life to be like.

Il y a des jours où nos vies deviennent si ternes et monotones que l'esprit prend le dessus. A cause de notre confort de vie, nous nous rendons peu compte de ce qui nous entoure alors nous oublions le fait que nous sommes avant tout fait de la nature et non de croyance. Cependant certaines personnes, peu nombreuses à l'heure actuelle, où l'esprit et le ressenti de la nature sont ta