This is a crack!fic about Voicemail in Skyrim. What would different NPC's voicemail be like if they had phones? Skyrim centric one guild, faction, and NPC at a time!

The best things in life are always "taken". One "takes" an opportunity, "takes" chances, "seizes" the moment... Well, that's the ideal, anyway. This is the tumultuous account of I'shiátt, formerly an apprentice alchemist, beginning shortly after that one incident with the Senchal skooma cartel and the Thalmor Justicar. Things only go downhill from there.

When the threads of fate pair a Lonely Khajiit and a young Argonian together in the chaos of Alduin's return, an adventure of might, love, and truth unfolds before them. Rated M for some adult language and scenes and plenty of violence

Laeneia Lachance was simply a normal farmgirl, going back home after a vacation to visit her dead ancestress in Cyrodiil. On her way back into Skyrim, she is captured by Imperials and brought to Helgen, where she begins following the road of her destiny... Marcurio X Female Nord Dragonborn.

A girl on the edge of adulthood is sent to live at HonorHall Orphanage in an effort to protect her from murderers. While in Riften, she gets mixed up with the Thieves Guild, and since this is a Mercer Frey fanfiction, she gets mixed up with him as well.

Hello all! I am uploading my first story to better verse myself with the site. I thought I'd upload a short story about a Dunmer's tale of revenge. Read about his journeys through Tamriel over the course of 180 years! He must overcome everything from Deadra to the Dark Brotherhood to get his revenge, but can the taking of many lives make the wrongs done to him right?

She had never been particularly stable; being saddled with sole responsibility for saving the world will do that to a person. He takes her to the edge of her sanity and back, and she lets him. She works hard, pushes herself, but for who? The world? Herself? Or...for him? Rated M for violence, language, and sexuality in later chapters. Spoilers: Main, Companion, and Guild questline

The Emperor slain, a loner guarding a dark secret must find the lost heir and save the Empire from chaos. Caught in a murky web of murder, deception, and intrigue extending to the Daedric realm of Oblivion itself, Torin Grayrider will have to face his tortured past and his feelings for the beautiful adventurer that joins him. But neither of them can imagine what lies ahead…

The Dragonborn goes to the Throat of the World on a whim, and sees Paarthurnax, who he killed...repeatedly. Enjoy!

As Nightingale, Master of the Thieves Guild, Laurelin is happy and has a plan for the future. However it all comes crashing down when she nearly loses her head at Helgen. It won't be the last time as she struggles to secure a positive outcome for herself, and all she loves.

Lydia finds her Thane's husband's presence to be hindering her duties. - Dragonborn/Farkas

After being saved from her humble thief beginnings, a young Nord finds her fate colored at Helgen, all due to a charismatic rebel and his devoted followers. On this new path, she encounters death, magic, romance, rebirth and, of course, dragons. Can the dovahkiin truly be a hero and a foolish young girl? Even love and taboos of class can trip the mightiest of dragons up. OC/Ulfric.

The Dragonborn visits Ulfric Stormcloak seeking forgiveness, before the Jarl is put on trial, and then put to death. What to do when a conversation with the man raises more questions than answers? Multi-chap. Slash. M!DB/Ulfric.

Sequel to Joy of Touch. Cicero's life isn't perfect, in fact it's downright horrible, but he's happy because he's finally not alone. Elaninde the Listener suspects something is wrong and will stop at nothing to destroy Cicero's happiness. M for sexual content and abuse.

With Skyrim plunged into turmoil by the civil war, the fate of Skyrim lies on the skills of rebel leader Ulfric Stormcloak. If he fails, will Skyrim become another puppet of the Empire? This story follows Tymvir, a fellow Stormcloak. As he rises through the ranks, he and all Stormcloaks can only hope to bring down Solitude's looming walls...

The expression on his face was comparable to the one he'd made as he was butchering the woman whose corpse lay across the room from where he knelt. But where he had caused the other woman excruciating pain he was causing this one unbearable pleasure; and while he brought that woman to her untimely death he would bring the woman before him to Sovngarde and back in her release.

"Pull up a chair, let me tell you about my travels with the Dragonborn. It's amazing where five hundred septims will take you." Marcurio recounts his tale of adventuring with the Dragonborn.

Juno paso la mitad de su vida viajando por el continente de Tamriel, sin pena ni gloria. Hasta que llega a Skyrim, donde descubre que es la DragonBorn y tiene la misión de acabar con Alduin. (pésimo summary :'D)

A story about 8 different characters in Skyrim, that, perhaps even come together at one point. Oh la la, spoiler?

Carmilla Motierre, l'oreille noire de la fameuse confrérie d'assassins Tamriellique, se voit offrir un contrat par la guilde des voleurs l'amenant jusqu'à l'archipel de l'Automne, s'y rendant grâce à Valnasil, un agent double bosmer au service de Brynjolf ainsi que capitaine du Ragnard Vaillant, un navire marchand.

After a horrendous night of babysitting Whiterun's offspring, the Dragonborn spitefully wishes for all the little runts of Skyrim to disappear forever. Bad move. Now she must embark on a mission to rescue them from the clutches of one wish-granting Daedric Prince of Madness, before they become his slaves forever. Oh, and keeping her sanity would be an added bonus. F!DB/Sheogorath.

Nemesia's daughters are like Darkness and Light, except one isn't what she seems to be. Messalina is who others would view as the darker of the sisters. but when the 'lighter' of the sisters declares war upon her own flesh and blood. what is a mother to do?

My first upload on here. The story of a Thalmor Wizard named Erindor who takes on the task of rebuilding trust in the Dominion. He meets a Shadowscale named Gamguak, and they have become unlikely friends sharing a common goal. This takes place 8 years after Skyrim's Civil War, so it doesn't really conflict with lore, although you may recognize some names. Enjoy :D

Danphine Kronix is a 19 year old imperial that shall soon have to realize life isn't what she thought it has been. When her mother is murdered she has no choice but to travel across Tamriel and find the man who brutally murdered her. She meets many a good friends along her trail and must conquer many foes...will she live to see the man put to justice or fall to the blade of another

A Dunmer on a misison of vengence. After they refused to help Morrowind during the Argonian invasion, Valen Azeroth comes to Skyrim to hurt the Empire however possible. He allies himslef with the Stormcloaks, joins the Dark Brotherhood, and works with the Thieves Guild to topple the Empire's position in Skyrim.