The title explains it all. This is a collection of oneshots based off things that should never be said to a female. Chapter 2: Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat? Chapter 3: Rating Beauty. Chapter 4: Go Make Me a Sandwich. Chapter 5: You Talk Too Much! Chapter 6: Santa. Zutara, though it is not so much of sappy romance than it is Katara angry and Zuko getting in trouble.

Azula's thoughts while she's in the asylum. Please Review!

Ok so this is for all the Zutara fans :D full summary inside. Please R&R I can't believe it's been over a year since I updated this I promise to get the next chapter up soon

Toph leaves the camp and Zuko follows to bring her back. Zuko/Toph fluff. Slight AU.

Summary: Who do you trust when the world isn't what it seems? and where do you turn when the fairy tales and mythological creatures you believed to be fake, are real? What do you think when forever is forbidden? and what will you do to protect the one you love? Zutara (no sparkling)

One-shot about one of my favorite moments in the series. What was going through Mai's head at the Boiling Rock from the moment Zuko locked her in that cell to when she stood facing Azula?

She's an ambassador for the air-nomads, now that Aang has gone on a hunt for suspected sky-bison. Zuko's her only friend at the palace, but things between them are quickly getting out of hand. "Aang can never know," they agree, but when the airbender arrives at the Fire Lord's home unexpectedly, none of their training could prepared them for this challenge. (Zutara-Kataang-Zutaang)

Rewrite of Female Freedom Fighter. Katomi is Jet's best friend, always has been always will be. She and Jet both love eachother, but both are unwilling to admit it. What will happen to their friendship? Will it last? Or will it crumble?

The story of Zuko's and Azula's brother as he seeks to break the avatar cycle.

They realise they are far too young much too late. Kataangst.

Zuko's son names his daughter Azura to honor his Aunt Azula. From that day on, Zuko hates Azura. ((i was 100% serious at first but then it was 2 am and i was delusional))

A doctor with the Earth Kingdom army finds himself drafted into attempting to save a Fire Nation soldier's life. An Avatarverse retelling of the M*A*S*H episode of the same name.

Piandao has a long history with the royal line - one of blood, and trust, and betrayal. And just when he believes he has been left in peace, along comes Princess Ursa, asking lessons for her son and bearing a Pai Sho tile...

These days, it falls to Zuko to do the visiting. He tries hard to not think of the day when he won't have to visit at all.

Aang really needs to get better at sneaking away for some alone time, especially when a certain waterbender is watching...

Bumi and Kuzon eagerly await the return of their long time friend Aang from the Southern Air Temple. Never ones to sit by waiting, Bumi leads a charge through Omashu leaving a trail of devastation in their wake. The boys find themselves in a deserted city avoiding soldiers when they learn about the encroaching army outside the walls. A One Shot on the beginning of the 100 Year War.

I just put this together in my spare time. Let me know if you want more. I own nothing but the story and computer which it was typed on.

Another music challenge. The Rules? Pick a character, put your iPod on shuffle, and write ten drabbles based on the character you've chosen and the songs which come up. The Catch? You only have the length of the song to write.

What will Zuko do when Katara asks him a big question

I wrote this before the second season of A:LoK. A one-shot about the end of an era.

Aang has faced many things, saved the world, and defeated the firelord. but now he has to face another opponent this one as dangerous and unstable as the last. his other half. A year after the war and parings from the show. INDEFINITE HIATUS

The war was over. The battle was won. The world was changing, and there was peace. But with a secret revolution threatening to undo all the good the new Fire Lord had done, they would soon learn that the people of the Fire Nation weren't as ready for change as they had thought. [Very AU, explaining the years between ATLA and LOK from a Zutara angle]

Zutara MAU. One of the most skilled assasin of the Fire Nation Secret Service has been sent after them, Katara sacrifices herself. Katara has to play with fire to return to her friend and brother, but what if the enigmatic banished prince influences her decisions? Rated T for mentions of child abusation, language and maybe mention of *ahem*

What would you do to protect the ones you love? What lengths would you go to find who you truly are? Andy Hoan is about to find out... A boy with a darkend past that leads to a unimaginable adventure. With the help of his new found friends he might actaully make it...maybe even find something more...

Kuzaro, now fifteen, can bend not only water, but another element from her choice. She lives in the Northern Tribe, but despite her condition, no one knows which element she may choose. After brief discussion from the Tribe itself, they think Kuzaro is the Avatar, because of her condition and the fact that the Avatar disappeared. What will happen? Is she really the Avatar?