A Book of Drabbles for Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Various pairings, situations and story lines. Maybe even reader inserts if you so wish.

Bofur didn't start out as a toy maker, making toys for all the children. No. He started out as a mine worker making toys for his unborn child.

Don't mind him laddy. Thorin has more cause than most to hate orcs. (NO SLASH! extended/deleted scene. Might become a multi chaptered story, my mind is busy producing sequels.)

A short angsty one-shot set at the beginning of their quest- Fili is taking first watch when Kili wakes from a bad dream; when comforting his brother Kili admits the deep-set worries that plague him about their journey. Can Fili reassure his little brother on his fears? Please R&R! No direct spoilers.

Kíli gets just a little too friendly with the elves during their brief stay in Rivendell, and Fíli takes the opportunity to tease him mercilessly...

Written for Kink Meme request: The group gets de-aged, only one or two of them don't get infected and have to take care of all of the others. This is going to be mostly light-hearted fun but to be safe, I'm rating it T for some future events. Also, this is gen, probably more movie!verse than book!verse but it should remain fairly neutral.

From Nori's point of view. The Hobbit Spoilers. Bookverse with smattering of Movieverse.

On the doorstep. Quite basically this is text from the last third of the Hobbit, but Bagginshielded up a little. I do not claim Tolkein's text as my own, only my own fevered imaginings.

Although Gandalf himself thought he had found a perfect burglar, he is approached by many strange women who seem to disagree. A light hearted Mary-Sue Parody. ;)

[WARNING] Spoiler! Et grosse déprime, aussi.

TRADUCTION de TurianAngelN7. "Thorïn est contrarié par le comportement d'une certaine semi-elfe. Pourra t-elle lui faire avouer ce qu'il a au fond de son coeur ? Et lui, pourra t-il contenir sa colère ?" OC slash

It was a night like any other. Kili and Fili were fighting over who was the best looking and taking it upon themselves to ask everyone… Implied Bilbo/Kili

AU- On the night before they leave for their quest Fili and Kili prepare to say goodbye to the place they almost called home and the woman who made it so. Kili/OC

Kili is hit by an arrow in the Goblin cave and it is some time before the wound can be treated. Fili blames himself, and fears that his brother may not survive. Fili/Kili, lightly implied Thorin/Bilbo, For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme

Zombie hobbit.

Bilbo walks in on Fili and Kili who are having a very informative conversation.

Niah had lived her entire life in the Tainted World, the remains of Earth after the Third World War turned it into a desolate wasteland. When she dies she finds herself not in the afterlife, but in Middle Earth. It appears the Valars have a plan for her and if she's lucky, she might just stay alive till the end. Kili/OC, Bilbo/Thorin

Thorin glanced down at himself again with a gruff sigh; he had been living in The Shire for little over a year now, clad still in his heavy furs and thick leather boots, a layer of armour constantly tucked under his clothing as precaution. Bilbo didn't mind, but it set the tongues of Hobbits wagging furiously with one another.

Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.

"All I could think of doing in that moment was to stamp my foot and shout 'No' repeatedly until he understood that I did not want to sleep, I did not want to lay down beside my ridiculous little brother and I did not want my uncle to be watching my every move ." An exhausted Fili's plans at adulthood are not going well, but overall, he thinks that's probably best. COMPLETE

AU, during the battle Fili is separated from his brother and uncle. After the battle he goes to say goodbye (Canon character death)

Bilbo saves Bofur's life. Bofur decides to make up for it (Bofur/Bilbo)

Heather Hallsworth, a country girl from the South, hard as nails, but when a strange animal appears in the rifle of her cross-hairs and she spares it's life she had no idea what kind of crazy adventure she would be thrown into, nor what purpose she could possibly serve this odd company of short men! OC/Fili , Read and Review please!

Bilbo learns a thing or two from Thorin through a few impromptu lessons about music, archery, and the ways of the heart.

Dís saying goodbye to her brother and sons, and the rest of the news from Erebor reaching her ears.