When playing riddles with Gollum, please make sure you keep you secrets quiet, unless you want to end up on the wrong end of it. My alternative question in the caves with the Riddles Quest. (Movie-Universe) Labelled as Gollum and Bilbo but its a secret Thorin/Bilbo towards the end.

"With the blankets pulled up over their heads to muffle the howl of snow, they breathe each other's breath until Fili trusts his voice enough to speak." Kili is lost in a snowstorm; Fili saves him. Durincest, h/c, medical accuracy because I am a geek.

Kili adores Fili's hair, and needs to worship it. Contains light Durincest (Kili/Fili), hair!kink and much schmoop.

"That's not all." Gandalf looked at Thorin. "We need his will of life. He must put his mind to resist the poison or else this spell won't work."AU to the movie final. What if Bilbo got stung by some poisonous creature and there would be a large chance that he won't survive? Will Thorin Oakenshield tell him all the things he said?

When Thorin awakes from being injured from Azog, he has an alternative way of thanking Bilbo. Based around the Movie Universe of The Hobbit, the all famous ending scene. Hope you enjoy it, those especially who ship Thilbo ;D

RAPE WARNING: Kink Meme Fill: Bilbo witnesses something horrible in Thranduil's dungeons. Non-graphic non-consensual sex.

Thorin is the universe, and Kili is the moon. Thorin isn't sure when exactly they became a part of the galaxy, but the dwarves that watch them are silent stars to an ocean of colours. Slash.

/Spoil sur tout le 1er film/ Thorin admire Erebor, persuadé qu'il est bientôt de retour en ses terres. Bilbo repense à la Comté. Qu'importe l'espèce, on a besoin d'un foyer.

The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.

Luxury in Rivendell - backrubs and baths. Thorin/Kili. Bugger off if fictional incest offends you.

the story of a young girl who comes across 13 dwarfs a hobbit and a wizard

Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.

Bilbo learns a very important lesson: never trust two young dwarves that have 'mischief' written all over their faces...

Kili is rescued by two rather strange characters. Sorry about reposting Chapter 1, I am a noob to fanfic. Next chapter deals with Fili and much angst.

Kink Meme Fill: The party is set upon by an orc ambush. OP wanted strangling and rescue. Features gratuitous Kíli peril and badass Fíli. Slight h/c.

Thorin dreams or does he

His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.

Nick and Skylar were just average twins in a theater parking lot when they were suddenly kidnapped and dragged into the plot line of the Hobbit. Watch as they fight alongside Thorin and the company to reclaim Erebor. Part 3 of 3, please read the other two first!

Thorin is not a forgiving man, but he thanks Aule his nephews are. Weighed down by grief as they come closer to where he lost his family, Thorin overreacts to his nephews' joke on the hobbit and does something he shouldn't. Fluffy, angsty, all about Thorin and his nephews. COMPLETE.

Thorin comes home.

There was more to be seen than what could be provided by the eyes.

Everyone knows that evil, talking spiders overtook Mirkwood by the time of the Quest for Erebor. But where did they come from?

Kili learns the evils of drink, and his family have entirely too much fun. - Is being turned into a two-shot

Hiding a pie from Bombur? Nearly impossible. Getting away with doing the same to your brother? Unforgivable.

After Kili is injured on their quest, Thorin advises that it may be time for his nephews to return home.