It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse

After Bilbo saves Thorin from Azog's minion, they start to realize they're seeing each other in different ways than before. Noticing how the other looks in the moonlight, or how the wind plays with their hair. When Thorin decides to teach Bilbo how to sword fight, will things turn out for better or for worse? Thilbo Bagginshield story, don't like don't read.

COMPLETE: Arriving in Rivendale is a relief for Winnie and also for Kili. Finally he has the chance to confront her and things go— well, you'll see. Kili/OC, oneshot written as a gift. M for smut.

Thorin Oakenshield tends to the education of his nephews, and worries about the blasphemy of fatherless toddlers.

By the time the company reaches Mirkwood, Thorin Oakenshield is going insane with the indecent thoughts of a certain hobbit that his mind keeps conjuring. He thinks he has a solution, but the plans of kings do not always go as expected, and hearts are difficult things to understand, especially when you don't know your own. Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

It turns out that there is one thing in Middle Earth Thorin values more than his throne or gold. Or rather two things. Warning: mentions of character deaths, set after the battle of the five armies

Thorin prays that no harm befalls Fili or Kili, of course he does, but if anything were to happen to either of his nephews he has one wish.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married

It was an innocent question. Truly, it was. Can the noble Thorin Oakenshield smile? He's never smiled in her presence (well, he's never let her see). Maybe she could make him. Thorin/OC, written as a gift! SMUT

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Kili is still a Virgin and Fili finds out about it WARNING: Incest

This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Movie!verse. After being left on Carrock by the Eagles, Bilbo must tend Thorin's wounds while the others gather food and firewood. Slash! Thilbo Bagginshield. REQUESTED

Thorin refuses all help for his wounds sustained from the white warg. Bilbo won't have any of it. (Sort of) Prequel to Warmth

"Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of excellence or worth is a tragedy." - Joe Paterno

Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.

Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.

Because they are a reflection of coal and ember.

Kili prowled around the base of the pine, his eyes scanning its lowest branches like a cat hunting out the best place to land. Fili sprinted into a jog as soon as he recognized his little brother's behavior. He knew from experience that once Kili was in a tree, there was no getting him out of it until he was ready.

Kíli says goodbye to his family before joining his Uncle to reclaim Erebor.

Thorin can only hold Fíli and Kíli in their last moments. They die in his arms, and no amount of gold can bring them back. -Battle of The Five Armies-

The turning of the year is the time for old stories and new promises, the education of the young and the remembrances of the old. Thorin attempts to teach some family history to his young sister-sons, Dís laments her kin's poor choice of gifts, and Fíli and Kíli seize their birth-right (and their new wooden swords), causing a small riot in the process.

Honestly, how do you miss a group of trolls stroll on by and take a couple of horses?

Or; How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sue. In which the Company encounters an odd stranger from another world, and eventually decide to leave her behind while they have the chance.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Fili, Kili and Thorin survive the Battle of Five Armies, but Kili is awfully injured and people tell Fili he has top 6 days left. Fili stays by his side day and night, refusing to go and leave him alone WARNING: Incest

When the exiled people of Erebor finally settled down in the old mines of Ered Luin, Aulë, seeing that his children have suffered greatly, sent them a gift—a child molded by his hands and blessed by the Valar themselves.