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That night I celebrated with Luna and Fleur, I showed them the room of requirement by creating a nice beach and a warm sea, skinny dipping, and a tumble on the beach ended in my bed.

The next morning I woke up with two Koalas. Life is good. Fuck the Game.

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22 The fourth school.

Veela just loves morning fun! Or she loved my parseltongue… It must be that, she always came asking for more. So did Luna. An hour later, I had cramps in my jaw: §Ssssoo bblloody tttyrrinnggg.§ It was a good thing I received some attention back.

We had to hurry to get some food, we did stop at the door to do our Anime Teenage Girl Pose. It was way more impressive with Fleur in the group. Luna found a spell that imitated Fairy dust, during our Pose we were sprinkled with glitter. Lockhart would approve.

Everyone turned back to the Daily Hypocrite, my interview was heartbreaking, dramatic, sorrowful… words could not describe the hardship our tragic Heroine Rose Potter went through.

The Quill from Rita did overtime on this article. Even I felt tears coming into my eyes while reading about my misfortune. It ended with:

My dear readers,

Last but not least, our Heroine got completely cut off from our world! Who doesn't know a grateful man or woman that sent a letter or present? Or children sending a favorite toy or drawing?

With tears in her eyes, Miss Potter sobbed: "I honestly did not know! The first letter I ever received was my Hogwarts letter, it was addressed to my cupboard under the stairs! I thought you all knew where I was forced to sleep and deserved to be there. I thought you did not care for me at all."

To be honest readers, that broke my heart! We all were convinced she lived in a loving home surrounded by friends and servants. We were even sure she was a bit stuck up for not answering our mail! Where is that mail? All those letters and presents?

With tears still flowing Rose said: "Can you thank them for all those letters? I take comfort in knowing you cared for me after all."

There you have it, dear readers, I don't know what Dumbledore is playing at, or what his motives are, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING! Justifies the crimes he committed to our Heroine!

The man clearly has too much power when even the Head of our DMLE is too cowardly to stand up against him. Being a war hero gives you not the right to break the laws of our community!

If this can happen to our heroine, it can happen to your children too, if Morgana forbids, something happens to you and your children need our aid.

We of the Daily Prophet demand that Dumbledore retires from ALL his Jobs! He is a disaster at Hogwarts and is clearly abusing his positions in the Wizengamot and ICW.

Your faithful reporter Rita Skeeter

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When I looked around in the Hall, most of the girls were weeping, and the boys had a hard look in their eyes. Probably fantasizing about how they are going to rescue poor Rose from danger.

Daphne and Tracey came to me and said: "Miss Potter, we are sorry. We too sent letters and drawings, when we and our friends never got anything back, we all were convinced you felt you are above us. If you want, we all offer to be your friend now."

Silent, I stood up and pulled them both in a hug and said: "I'll be honored to be your friend and everyone that wants to. Miss Greengrass and Miss Davis."

I have to send Rita a thank you note, this is way better than what Harry received in Canon. Several other girls came in the group hug. Susan even apologized for her aunt.

Classes started late that day.

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The following days I had a good time, eating with friends at different tables, of course with my faithful Koalas at my side. And Dungeon diving during classes.

When I was getting bored with killing, I trained my professions. Blacksmithing was fun. I created the most ridiculous swords, daggers, axes, and maces. You know, the kinds you find in games. I played World of Warcraft with my son for a couple of years, the inspiration for armor and weapons went overboard in there. If you wear armor from that game for real, you cut yourself with it, the shoulder pads block the view, so you get killed in seconds on the battlefield.

Still, they are fun to create. By now I have enough of it to equip a small army with it.

I surprised Fleur when I Copy Wizarding Magic Master Level on her. I said: "Keep this a secret ma Fleur. When the wrong people know of this, then we are all in danger." Fleur needed a few nights to process it all, no wonder, the knowledge from all the teachers is in it.

She thanked me over and over for it. Over and over and over… she forced even Luna to help her thank me. I did not complain at all. Suck it!… as they did.

Xxxxx

Daphne and Tracey were regular visitors in my quarters, Daphne was negotiating between her family and me for removing that curse. It was not much to negotiate about, they were even prepared to change Daphne's gender to marry me… I nipped that in the butt of course, in this world, until the next level, I am a bloody lesbian!

That night I collected two more Koalas. Although I suspect they had the hots for Fleur. Waking up was a happy occasion, by now, the muscles from my mouth and tongue had enough training to handle the job.

The articles from the Daily Hatchet Job resulted in Dumbledore losing all his jobs. The poor sob got visited by Fawkes when his wounds were almost healed. His stay in St Mungo's is extended for a week now. Who knew a Phoenix can hold a grudge? That bird almost torched the place.

Xxxxx

The delegation of my school arrived… all five of them. A teacher and four sixth-years. Hagrid led them in the Great Hall during dinner. When Kitty went to them to welcome them, I slipped behind them to be part of the group. I nodded to the four of them while Kitty was giving her speech.

The Teacher introduced herself: "My name is Miss Dawn Weissmuller, most call me Miss Dawn, to not confuse me with my mother, the Headmistress. These are my students Faith Vanderbilt, Hope De La Vega, Hannah Montana, and Teresa Thunder Cloud. I suppose Miss Rose Potter is my student now too."

Eagerly I stepped forwards: "Please to meet you, Miss McGonagall. I hope you make our stay more pleasurable than it is right now for the two other schools. Dobby, Winky? Can you put the luggage of my teacher and schoolmates in their quarters, and check the rooms for monitoring and listening spells?"

Take that Kitty! Two slaps in her face, and she can't even deny it never happened before.

I turned to Miss Dawn: "My name is Rose Potter. Pleased to meet you, Miss Dawn, I am sorry you and my schoolmates have to waste your time here on my account. I promise I will make it up to you all."

Miss Dawn raised her eyebrow, she didn't miss the barbs I was sending McGonagall, neither did the four other students. I led the four students to my table and introduced them to my friends.

Making new friends is not as hard as I expected, soon we all were shattering like girls… dammed, I am a girl. Luna hit it off with Thunder Cloud, they were like-minded, always searching for lost species. Fleur and Faith were both lookers and fashion experts, Hope and Hannah were having a nice conversation with Daphne, Tracey, and me.

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After dinner, I led them to their quarters, in the sitting room we sat down. I sighed and said: "It will take too long to explain my life and situation here, Dobby? Bring my pensive here please. Thank you Dobby, tea, and biscuits, please? Well, Miss Dawn, here is a series of my memories of my life and school time. From left to right in that order. Go ahead please, it will take some time, but it will paint the picture."

While I was sipping my tea and nibbling the biscuits, I saw them entering and leaving the memories. When they wanted to enter the basilisk memory, I warned them: "This is a disturbing one, it shows a class six monster, so be prepared."

Thunder Cloud huffed: "We are not that easily scared Miss Potter, although I must say that you had a shitty life." Well, I warned them. When they came out Thunder Cloud screamed at me: "That was a fucking Basilisk Potter! You Britts are fucking crazy!"

Miss Dawn remarked: "I am impressed Miss Potter, you handled that well. With a boatload of luck, but you still made it. Are there other exciting memories?" I shrugged: "A few." I put the acromantulas after the basilisk, you know, to maximize the effect. They too were a big hit, along with the dementors and Lupin the werewolf.

By then it was time for bed, Faith and Hannah were saying there was no way in hell that they were sleeping alone. With a grin, I gathered the memories, gave them a copy of Lockhart's map of Hogwarts, and bid them sweet dreams: "Goodnight ladies, if you need anything, ask Winky, she is a Potter elf and can be trusted."

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Luna, Daphne, Tracey, and Fleur were waiting in my room Fleur asked: "Did you bond with your schoolmates?" I tilted my head: "I am not certain, I showed some high lights of my time at home and school. The basilisk was a bit much."

Tracey commented: "A bit much? I needed to change my panty after that view! Oh, Morgana's dried up Cunt! You piled everything on them? Acromantulas? Dementors? Professor Lupin? Rose! You are a mean woman!" Luna chuckled: "That is why we love her silly."

With a hand on my heart, I said: "I love you all too. As a matter of fact, I will gift you all the same as I gave to Fleur." Fleur smiled at that: "Threat this as family magic girls, it is a priceless gift." Luna did a wandless Lumos and asked: "A gift like this?" Fleur did the same and nodded: "Yes Luna and more."

I remarked: "It is also a gift that can get you hunted down, or forced into a marriage. So keep a low profile, even with your parents. A wrong word to the wrong people and you are Mrs. Malfoy or Concubine Flint."

I explained further: "Recently I got the ability to copy the skills from the professors. This means ALL skills. Potions, Dueling, Charms, Runes, you name it and I have it. I gathered it all under one name: Wizarding Magic. Fleur has the combined knowledge from all our professors, including Dumbledore. I can Copy this only every four days, and you have to meditate every night on it. Tomorrow I give it to Daphne, four days later Tracey, Luna will be the last one, she has wandless already."

Luna smiled at me: "I can wait Harry." The others were used to Luna calling me Harry, especially in bed.

I smiled evilly to them: "Can I show you a special version of a strap-on?" Slowly I changed my body into a boy. A Harry body. I trained hours for it with my Metamorphmagus. I said: "The inner parts are still girl, but I think I got the male bits right." Speechless, Fleur took Little Harry in her hand: "Rose? This feels so real, how did you know what it looks like?"

Thinking fast I said: "My aunt has a dildo in her room, my uncle doesn't have the stamina to keep going, so she has a lifelike one. I saw it in the catalog where she bought it from. I was curious."

Luna asked: "Did you use it?" I screamed: "Luna! Ugh! I never will use something that was in that ugly cunt!" Luna was puzzled: "I meant the thing Fleur is holding silly." I shook my head: "Nope, not this one. This is the first time I showed I am a Metamorphmagus to anyone. And please don't stop Fleur, that feels great!"

That night Fleur taught the girls how to do a blowjob. She did get a good shag afterward.

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The next morning at breakfast, the Salem Witches sat next to me. Hannah grumbled: "Thank you for giving me nightmares Miss Potter, I don't know how you can sleep well at night." Luna commented: "With a lot of sex obviously."

A lot of the students choked in their food or drinks with that comment. I shrugged: "It helps." That got another round of food and drinks going the wrong way.

After breakfast, we were led to a classroom we could use. Dammed, now I have to follow classes! I toned my abilities down to Owl or Newt level. Miss Dawn tested me, I just showed enough to keep up with the others. When she raised her eyebrow, I said: "Most is self-study Miss Dawn. Fleur coached me a lot too. She taught me silent casting and what books to study."

Miss Dawn answered: "Madam McGonagall gave me your schedule, Runes, and Arithmancy were not on it. Yet you are quite good at it." I rolled my eyes: "After the last school year, I realized I was held back by my friends. I studied Runes and Arithmancy on the holidays and learned my course books in advance. Arithmancy is a lot like No-mags math, Runes is just another language. You can teach your students on their level, Miss Dawn, they are already missing a lot."

Faith said on that: "We disagree, Miss Potter, we are getting tutored by a very skilled teacher in a very small class. Which means we get a lot of personal attention. We will attend other lessons from here to get a different view on Magic."

Hope added: "The memories from last night alone were a unique lesson."

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We set a lesson plan and started. Miss Dawn is a good teacher, she explains everything clearly, with examples and demonstrations. Too bad I know it all already. We started to mingle with the other schools, even the Griffs got a visit, although I put a screen around Ron to keep our apatite. On Hermione's protests, I said: "Teach the pig to use a knife and fork, or chopsticks for all I care, then teach him to chew with his mouth closed. And for the love of Morgana, tell him to eat slower!"

From that moment on Ron did the effort to learn some table manners, heavily tutored by Lav-Lav and Parv-Parv.

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After a few days, Miss Dawn asked us where we could practice spells. After hesitating a bit, I showed them the RoR: "This is a hidden room that I discovered last year. Even the teachers don't know about it, only the elves. Keep it a secret please."

I configured a dueling room and entered. One wall was covered in books about spells and dueling, in the middle was a stage for combat practice, on the other side, a row of practice automates.

Speechless Miss Dawn inspected the room, when she came back to her senses she asked: "They don't know about this marvel of Magic? This is the best teaching tool there is! Ok, let's get started!"

I did not learn something new but had a lot of fun and practice.

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The next Hogsmeade visit, I snooped away with Daphne to Greengrass Manor. With the appearance of a late-middle-aged Witch, Daphne led me inside. She introduced me: "Father, this is Lucretia Addams, a distant relative of Rose Potter."

I played the impatient one: "Right, right, let us skip the chit-chat, where is the little girl." Lord Greengrass asked: "Hold on, why are you doing this? What do you want from us?" I glared at him: "Rose already arranged that answer. Why do I do this? I lost my little girl from a bad curse years ago. I save whoever I can. Especially little girls."

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It was over in a minute, four Dispels later the family is cured. Again nothing from the Game. Daphne gave several memory vials to dad, and we left. Out of sight, I changed back and Teleported us to Hogsmeade. Daphne hugged me: "I'll keep your secrets Rose, even when you are not ready to share."

I nodded at her: "One day you will know it all, You already have the magic." I kept my senses alert for ambushes, I caused too much trouble to be at ease.

We had fun watching the Ferret and Garbage Bin trying to impress my classmates. The girls however soaked the attention up. An all-girl school is boring if you are not a lesbian, so they were basking in the attention. De La Vega flirted each day with another boy, Thunder Cloud was surprisingly getting along with Neville, both plant lovers. I introduced them to each other of course I have a hunch I will lose Luna to both of them. Good for her if she does.

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The wand weighing was as in Canon, Olivander was condescending of the other wandmakers and praised himself when he inspected Cedric's. When he came to mine, he said: "Ah and finally Miss Potter. I remember it well…" I interrupted: "Yeah, yeah, your wands are the best and the rest is rubbish. That is what you are proclaiming no? Just for that, I want to buy a wand from someone else. If you can not recognize quality from another, then yours must be rubbish too. Mine weighs about 5 Oz."

Being snubbed was something Olivander was not used to. He left when he saw me complaining at Rita about old men that think they know best.

That was fun, a few days later I took a walk through the forest, invisible of course, and spotted four freaking big dragons… meh, Tyrannosaurus are scarier, I just have to fireproof my skirt.

What worries me is that the Game is silent.