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Mrs. J.K., I am still having fun, I know I am becoming predictable, but I can live with that. Oh, yes… I do this for free… and have fun doing it.
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That was fun, a few days later I took a walk through the forest, invisible of course, and spotted four freaking big dragons… meh, Tyrannosaurus are scarier, I just have to fireproof my skirt.
What worries me is that the Game is silent.
23 The meaning of the Game
I think it is time to come clean with my friends, that evening I explained the Game to Fleur, Luna, Daphne, and Tracey: "To be honest, I am from another dimension, where I died and was revived by the Game. The Game lets me take over a body in another dimension and gives me tasks to fulfill within a given time or goal."
I looked at everyone: "I don't know how, but this world is known in my world in the form of children's books and movies. Maybe the Author got divine inspiration or is a clairvoyant, I know the story of Potter until the seventh year.
The main character is Harry Potter or Rose Potter. I have been a 7-year-old Harry, 11-year-old Harry, Gilderoy bloody Lockhart while teaching here, now I am Rose Potter. My task is winning this tournament, capturing Voldemort, and reaching level 35 or die. I am sorry to say Fleur, but I am going to win it hands down. Let me show you."
I pulled them in my Empty Dungeon, explained the functions and changed in Clumsy the Phoenix, flew around singing a happy song, and changed back. I said: "I have another one." And changed into my dragon animagus. I am a fucking Hungarian Horntail. Not one to ride on, because I have spikes all over my body.
When I changed back to human, Fleur jumped in my arms: "A dragon Rose! And a Phoenix! Not one but two magical, legendary creatures! Do you know how rare this is? It never happened before!" I sighed: "Yeah, yippee… let me show you how I level up, I will invite you to my group. You will see a floating screen with a Yes and No on it. Think very hard Yes and you will get into my Party."
I gave them twenty minutes to familiarize themselves with the leather armor I handed them and backup weapons. I explained: "We transported to the Zombie Dungeon. The simplest method is tying them up in ropes and bashing their skulls, another is beheading them."
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My show and tell ended in a killing spree. Those girls are bloodthirsty, the moment the girls realized those were undead, they went berserk and tried all the dangerous spells I taught them from Wizarding Magic. It is mesmerizing to see four Fiendfires raging through the zombies.
The Goblin Dungeon went the same way, especially after I explained the biology of the horny buggers. I was glad I discovered Auto-loot a few months back or I ended up with all ashes.
My professions evolved too. Blacksmithing, Leatherworking, Tailoring, Mining were professions I created in the game. So were Alchemy, Engineering, Jewel crafting, Inscription, Herbology, and Enchanting. I think the profession-skills I created were a mix of Magic and me imagining how it should work.
The Game adapted the professions to its system. This comes in handy, I just have to visualize the Skill, succeed in creating items with it, and a week later I got a new Skill.
I did spend a few years in World of Warcraft with my kid, and those professions were based on it.
In the year I spend as Lockhart, his last months, I focused on professions, to slow my leveling. I wanted to see the results of my teaching. The blueprints were in my memory of that game, I showed some staves I crafted, and mage robes, all enchanted. In hindsight that was a bad idea… I got an earful for giving them leather armor when they could wear beautiful robes.
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When the five hours were over, I was several sets of battle robes, wands, staves, and jewelry lighter. They put it all in their storage ring… also pilfered from me.
I said: "Now you know almost all my secrets. The last secret is that I can summon Companions. In my first Level, I got Sirius Black and you Daphne. On the second level, I had a friendship pact ritual that went wrong and got Daphne again, Tracey, the Patils, Fay Dunbar, and Lavender Brown. We overpowered the ritual and got married. Also Astoria for curing the family curse. I was careful to avoid more afterward."
Fleur laughed: "You got married at eleven with six girls? That must be a record!" I grumbled: "Yeah right, married without even having my balls dropped in yet."
I got serious: "For the next task, we have to pass nesting dragons, stealing a golden egg. If you want, I can show you the dragons, they are in the forest. In the book, you passed your dragon, but burned your skirt, showing your perfect ass to the public. I missed that sight, I was still in the tent shitting my pants."
That put a smile on the girls except for Fleur, she whispered: "Merde! A dragon? Are they insane?" I answered: "Dumbledore is involved, what do you think?" Fleur laughed bitterly: "That must be it, but that does not explain Madam Maxime and Karakof." I shrugged: "I guess she was outvoted, Karakof is a death-eater, so he doesn't care of the danger."
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We gathered the other champions and took a stroll to the forbidden forest to pay a visit to the dragons. The handlers protested that we were not supposed to know about them. I told them: "Then you had to hide them better. Or did you not expect us to find four giant lizards so close to the castle?"
I approached the Horntail:{Sister, my name is Rose. We are sorry for this. You were brought here for a stupid human game.} The Horntail raised her head up: {Speaker? A game? Do they risk my children for a game? Let me tell you sister that I will destroy the world if my eggs are destroyed.} That is a bit of a drama queen if you ask me.
I responded: {I will ask that they replace your eggs with fakes during that game. Is that acceptable?} She tilted her head: {You promise their safety?} I nodded: {I will speak with the ones responsible, can you inform the other mothers?}
The dragon handlers were looking slack-jawed at my conversation with the Horntail I said to them: "The day of the task, you will replace the eggs with fakes, and show the dragons that they are well taken care of. I just promised a dragon that her eggs will be safe. So if an idiot wants to use the real eggs for the task, I will put a hundred thousand galleon prize on their head. The eggs must be guarded by trusted handlers so none gets stolen. Again I am rich, and not afraid to use my money. Are we clear?"
Intimidation 30
The head handler: "Did you just talk to the Horntail? She is the meanest of the preserve!" Krum shook his head: "The meanest? And you thought it was a good idea to bring her here? They promised us it would be safer than the last tournaments! How is the meanest dragon species safe?"
I glared at the man: "Remember what I said! Fake eggs and guarantee the safety of the eggs, or an angry dragon will be the last of your worries." Somehow threatening big burly men as a small girl doesn't get the message through. I levitated them all a few feet in the air and dropped them: "I can lift you a hundred yards into the air. Think about it."
Intimidation 31
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The first task went well, the dragons played along, giving a good show. I advised Krum to use no attacks to the eyes, and Cedric to use more transfigured animals, to Fleur to fireproof her skirt. She grinned, she just got new beautiful fireproof battle robes. We gave a good show, Betsy the Horntail spitted fire all over the place, roaring like mad. The public went crazy, my classmates were swearing to kill the crazy idiots that allowed that task.
Anyway, we all got our egg, Krum was in first place followed by Fleur by two points and Cedric by four. I got six points less because I had too much fun and took longer to complete my task.
That evening, I visited Betsy to check everything was ok: {Hey Betsy, how are your children?} She answered: {Rose, they are fine. Thank you for your care. If you did not warn and helped us, surely some eggs would be broken. Come closer, hold your hands above the eggs, and feel if you can make a connection. If you feel a bond, smear your blood on that egg. She or he will be your familiar. I feel it in my bones that my child is in good hands with you.} A few minutes later, I had a bloody egg in my hands.
Hidden Quest completed
Quest: Keep the dragons and eggs safe
Reward: One dragon Familiar
I grinned: "Cool, now I have two Dragon Familiars. I got this one before the notification."
New Title: Greedy Bastard
The Familiars came even with their own Storage Dimension. With the teachings from Betsy, the egg got a nice hot space in the dimension.
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The celebration was epic, Thunder Cloud was pis drunk, and left with Luna and Neville. Faith left with two boys, twins… if Molly finds out, that will be a big red envelope, poor Errol. Cho got into Cedric's pants. Krum? As a celebrity, he had first choice of the litter and left with three girls.
Of course, I won hands down, I lost Luna, but somehow, my Companions and I connected again. Daphne and Tracey, with the knowledge from the Game reached out to them for friendship. We had a lot of fun that night.
The next morning the twins were in the doghouse, Angelina and Alicia did not appreciate the cheaters. Ron went to bed early… alone, Hermione dropped him after being shunned by the other lions, and finding out she was used as a puppet.
Luna came hand in hand with Neville and Thunder Cloud, I smiled at her: "You found your soul mates honey? She nodded happily: "It was perfect Rose, Neville is my bear, and Teresa is my eagle, I am as happy as a bunny."
The Daily Exaggerator had half of the paper dedicated to the heroic battle of the champions against the dragons. I did not care, I had my Companions and Fleur… I am a Greedy Bastard! Fuck it, I deserve some rewards.
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The next problem was the ball, finding a partner was easy, but I could not dance… at all. I have the body of a girl, but the dancing moves of Pinocchio. Fleur got me to an acceptable level but it was hard work.
Sirius gave me an earful for not asking him for advice when I visited him. I shrugged: "It was staged, I can speak dragon, so I promised the safety of their eggs and they put on a good show. Lord Greengrass will be your spokesman in the Wizengamot to get you a trial. He owes House Potter a debt, and this is the first thing he repays for it. Kreacher? Can you bring the rat here please?"
Sirius went berserk when he saw the rat, I had to restrain him from killing it: "You bloody idiot! You are the fucking reason I ended up with the Dursleys! Instead of informing the Aurors of the situation, you ran after the rat, like a mindless fool! And now you are fucking doing it again! We need that rat alive!" That last sentence I practically screamed at him.
I shook my head: "It is time to grow up Sirius, we are the last of our Houses. We have enemies on all sides and can't afford acting like fools." Silently I healed his body and mind. He was fertile again, there is no way I am popping a busload of babies out to repopulate both Houses. He can do it himself.
Dobby brought the pensive, while I gave the rack with memories, added some more, and told him I would be back tomorrow. The next day I met a new Sirius. Lord Greengrass took over from me and arranged the trail.
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By now I removed the Horcrux behind my scar and healed myself up to top condition. Dumbledore and Voldy are done for, so the only thing to do is reach level 35 and win the bloody Tournament. What am I forgetting?
Death eaters and the ministry… when I leave this dimension, the same bigotry will rise again. One night at Azkaban, a strange figure Teleported in. He was dressed in ridiculous-looking armor. Spikes were pointing out on all sides, he had to turn sideways to get through the doors, but he looked very menacing. That night, all death eaters got their last kiss in Azkaban.
The next night a toad got a visitor, so did Fudge, who would have suspected them to find both in the same bed? I am mentally scarred, I needed several Clear Mind Spells to get rid of that scene. Anyway, two jobs came available in the ministry the next day.
Neville's parents miraculously got better, so Neville had to give his dad's wand back. Still, I got nothing from that shitty game. It did give me some closure after the worst death eaters mysteriously disappeared.
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The ball? I went with Fleur, she could not find a boy without them turning into a drooling mess. Ron asking her out was hilarious. Krum went with Hermione, like in Canon. My dancing skills still sucked big time. Thank Morgana for cushion charms.
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A week before the second task the four of us approached the teacher's table at breakfast. Krum said: "We don't care what you put down in the mermaids' village, as long they are not humans or Veela."
Fleur added: "If I should find my little sister down there, you can expect a blood feud." Cedric nodded: "The morons that thought of this task should have their heads examined, it is the middle of a bloody winter! The lake is frozen solid, we have to hack our way through the ice to even enter the lake."
Seriously, what was Rowling thinking? A lake in northern Scotland in February that is not frozen over? I bet she wrote this part in summer.
The task was a downer, they put dolls with the image of our loved ones down there. To my surprise my doll looked like Ron, with a bit of transfiguration, I made it look like the ferret. When I came up with the puppet, I loudly complained that the ferret was the second last person on earth that I would miss, the last one was Ron Weasley.
I glared at McGonagall: "You have been speaking with that old bastard, haven't you? Be very careful professor or you go the same way as Snape. Tell that bastard that Ariana detest him and Gellert for killing her." Maybe that will trigger a heart attack.
The after-party was great, the great hall was crowded with students from all schools, nobody cared about houses anymore after I put a muzzle on Snape. Or it could be the wards I reset after Dumbledore got sacked. It took a few visits to the hospital wing before the worst cases learned their lesson, but violence and sexual abuse were a part of history now.
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I was having fun with the girls in my Dungeons, my Familiar dragon came out the egg, I named her after her mother Betsy. There was no lack of meat in my inventory, killing herds of brontosaurs provided a lot of meat as loot. The other one from the game is a different breed.
Betsy is a European model, you know, four legs with a set of wings on the back, Benny is more like a wyvern, his front legs are the wings, so it looks more like a reptilian big bat. It is a baby too, he liked Daphne the most, maybe because she is double-tagged as my Companion, both of them formed a bond.
The dragons had different tastes too, Betsy liked her meat raw, Benny wanted it almost burned. By now all the girls had my magic and were trashing my Dungeons.
Fleur had a theory about the game: "I think Rose, that the Game sends you to dimensions where Rose or Harry would fail to destroy Voldemort, and you have to correct it. You have to admit, if you look at all the things that happened to you, the chances to get killed by them are very high. Maybe this is a system to correct the world to the right path."
That made actually sense, why else would I know the story? So I have to go through the Potter dimensions until the seventh year? I am already bored out of my mind! Fuck! Did I just jinx myself? I like it here, I like it here, I like it here…
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Sirius was getting serious, he took his seat in the Wizengamot and Regency of the Potter seat. Together with the Greengrasses and Longbottom's, they dragged Britain out of the mud. I provided proof of how muggles get their Magic and the need for new blood in the old lines.
It will take years to correct the damage, but they were on the right track for it. The last weekend of May I reached level 34.
The next morning I woke up with a message from the Game:
You woke up in your own bed well-rested.
Your Body and Mind are back to 100%
I inspected myself, I maxed out the Gamers Body and Games Mind. Finally! I was stuck on 99% for months. My professions were all above 80%, Blacksmithing even above 90%. for the next weeks I combined my professions with parts of Wizarding magic, especially Runes and Enchanting worked well together.
When you know all the books from the wizarding world, then you need to look somewhere else to relieve boredom. I started to visit normal libraries for skill books. I learned all kinds of things, History from twenty thousand years ago until now, the development of technology, science, all kind of things that could help me in future dimensions.
Although it would not help me in Star Trek Universe or Star Wars, or any other sci-fi world. If I show up there in my armor, they would think I am 3C PO. A lightsaber would be cool though. I started to learn Sword Skills, One-handed Sword, Two-Handed Sword, and Double Wielding. The last was for show, it is bloody hard to keep your attention on both hands. Anyway, I am not ready yet to face Yoda or a Sith with a lightsaber. I transfigure those sabers in a rubber chicken and beat the crap out of them.
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Two weeks before the last task, I handed Tommy over to the Unspeakables after we confirmed the prophecy. He went headfirst through the Veil of Death, nobody noticed the pebble I send after Tom. Well, I may or may not have changed Dumbledore into a small pebble. Where ever they end up, I hope they are happy together.
I know that I did not want to kill anymore out of the dungeons, but that man is too dangerous to let him roam free. Kitty would still be sucking his dick if I did not put a stop to it. Nasty picture… Daphne's pussy, shagging Fleur… Ok, that worked.
The evening before the last task, I went into the Dungeons with Fleur, Daphne, and Tracey. Luna is happy with Neville and Teresa Thunder Cloud. The four of us got me to level 35.
That night I gave them all my presents, my Companions, Luna and Fleur got Storage Rings filled with goodies. I even put several Storage Rings for me on the nightstand, just in case you know. I handed Luna my gift for Neville and Teresa for a wedding gift.
I spend the day with Sirius and the Greengrasses. It turned out there is a potion that can swap genders. It is not for me to decide who is getting Dicked, I am out of here tonight.
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The third task was anticlimactic, when I entered and was out of sight, I changed into Clumsy and flamed to the Cup. Back in human form, I took the cup and ported to the stage. I WON!
The judges were puzzled, how did I do that? Did I cheat? When they asked me I said: "Family Magic!" It works all the time.
After an hour I was declared the winner of the Tournament. Miss Dawn and my classmates shared in the glory, they showed those Brits who are boss!
Main Quest Completed
Main Quest: Reach level 35 win the Tournament, catch Riddle's
Restrictions: No DMLE, DoM, or Gringotts.
Reward: Random Skill
New Skill: Archery
Level 4 completed
Main Quest completed 1
Hidden Quests completed 1
Time Bonus 0
Total score: 57% + 10% Extreme Hard Mode
Reward: 1 random Skill: Singing.
Harry Potter arc is completed. Select Your character for the next levels
Harry Potter Age 7
Harry Potter Age 11
Gilderoy Lockhart Age 28
Rose Potter Age 14
There is no way I will select Gilderoy or Rose! I take Harry Age 7, which gives me time to grow… but then I depend on others, Age 11 is better. Then my Animagus form is able to fly. I selected Harry Age 11.
The world turned dark.
