Disclaimer:
Mrs. J.K. and Mr. M, Harry and Lyanna fornicated… no it is making love when they are married, anyway, his other girls joined the shaggalong… For free. Don't worry they use the spells. You won't become parents soon.
Previous:
John Arryn asked: "You just want the three sisters? You can have them."
I grinned: "In a few weeks I am visiting Kings Landing again to hear what that prince decided. Changes are coming in Westeros Arryn, make certain you survive it. I am not all for killing small folks. I kill the leaders first if you get the meaning. And as Arnold loves to say: I'll be Back! Imagine a strange accent with it if you like. Goodbye."
Bobby left the House.
6 A new Throne
The following weeks were fun, we created a network of Teleporting locations, and we were popping all over the place. We used Moat Cailin as the Base in Westeros and the Nest for the other continent.
Our daily dungeon diving was doing wonders for the kids, they grew strong and became fierce fighters. Benny is big enough to ride on, but I decided to wait until the kids were big enough. Instead of naming the kids with simple names, the girls went through my and their own memories to find dragon names and named them:
Lavender: Glaedr
Parvati: Chenron
Fay: Norberta
Daphne: Alextrasza
Tracey: Isera
Padma: Asura
Fay laughed every time she saw my eye twitch when I heard her dragon's name. Norberta is a stupid name for a dragon. I just called her Nor.
Lyanna gained a lot, when I invited her into my party and let her learn the skill books from the Citadel. We trained her magic up to an acceptable level, so she could join us in the dungeons. Riding on Benny with a bow and an endless supply of arrows, she had a blast.
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When the four weeks were over, I scouted the Red Keep again. The Throne room was filled with hidden traps and big ballistic weapons. There was an army of all kinds of assassins, Spearmen, and men with nets stationed in the rooms next to the Throne room. Even the new Throne they put there was a trap with poisoned spikes, ready to pierce the sucker that sits on it.
Those fools are so confident in their setup, they even kept the queen and princess with their kids in the Red Keep. Bwah, I'll humor them. The preparations took a few hours.
The next day, I Teleported into the Throne room and sat down on the Throne. The alarms went off and the room exploded with all kinds of different actions. The Ballista and Scorpions went first, the Spearmen and Archers next, the poor guys with the nets caught themselves. The spikes from the chair tried to pierce me, my shield absorbed it all. I stood up, turned around, used Telekinesis to freeze A Man, and Telepathically said to the Faceless man: "A man should learn to pick his fights, or the Faceless God will end up as a Lifeless One."
The Faceless man answered: "A man will spread the word." A man left the building. An hour later I had a big herd of goats. Did you know that male goats stink like the plague? Female goats love the smell, but not me. There was a big herd of male goats in the room. The Ballista's and Scorpions were transfigured into dogs to herd them. An amplified Voice called out in the Keep: "Rhaegar, come here, if I have to come to you, then you will leave this place without a copper in your purse. Bring the wive and kids too."
Rhaegar came in the hall fully armored, weapon and shield raised. His wife and kids were behind him.
I sighed: "I would have thought that by now you noticed that weapons don't work on me. Drop them or you can join the herd. I will make it simple Rhaegar, I will kill the leaders of the countries until one of the successors bends his knee to me. You get a chance to be the first one… the only chance. Refuse and I'll drop Elia and the kids in Dorne. You may end your days as a goat."
Rhaegar stood there for minutes, I shrugged and changed him into a goat. I asked Elia: "Want to join your hubby or stay with your brother?" Elia looked at me for a bit and answered: "Dorne, please. And I swear we won't fight for the throne. I think it is a cursed one."
I nodded: "You might be right. Go pack your belongings, when your daughter turns seven, send her to my court. She will be Lady of Dragonstone when she marries the Lord. A Lord that she has input to decide on.
Your son, however, has to prove himself before me. You may decide how you raise him, or where you foster him to. He can become a Lord or a beggar, it is all up to him. Can you ask you're good mother to come here with her kids? Goodbye Lady Elia, my Metal ship Lyanna will transport you and yours to Dorne. She will arrive here in two days."
The queen entered the hall with her son, I said: "Mrs. Rhaella, that silvery colored goat is your eldest, as you might have heard it from your good daughter. Your second one, however, he has the same madness as his father's, so I can not allow him to be a knight or Lord. You can raise him until he is of age, then he will be judged on his behavior.
Your daughter will join her niece in our court at seven and shall be a lady of a high house of her own choice. Do you agree with these terms?"
Rhaella asked: "What happens when I don't agree?" I just looked at the goats. She shivered: "I agree with your terms, My King." She was the first to bend the knee.
"Lady Rhaella, pack your belongings and move to Dragonstone, you will be the Regent there until your granddaughter marries. After that, you may join our court or find your own purpose in life. In two days my Metal ship Lyanna will take you there."
Now, what to do with all these bloody goats. I changed one back to human and asked: "What will it be? Goat or the knee?" He went down so fast he cracked his knee cap. One by one they got on their knees. The compulsion wards activated and everyone in the Red keep came into the hall. The silver goat got a shiny bell on his neck and was placed next to me.
Magic is a wonderful tool if you use it right. Everyone that bends the knee, accepted a magic oath of fealty. The ones that refused got a shiny bell.
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My wives Teleported in with the kids, I released B&B, soon eight bright new Thrones were standing on the stage with eight dragons behind it.
At our command, every warden of the seven kingdoms got port-keyed in with their family. My Good-family was brought along by the wives.
It took me two weeks to tag them all, but the show was worth it.
I started with Tywin Lannister: "Lord Lannister, may I present myself, I am Harold Porther, King of Westeros at the moment. I brought you here to let you bend the knee to me and swear fealty to me and my offspring."
He choffed: "I will not bow to a measly minor noble no matter how good you are with a bow or magic." I smiled at him: "But I am really good at it." He got a place next to Rhaegar with a shiny bell.
"Jaime Lannister, bend the knee or goat, chose." Cercei screeched: "My Lion will never bend his knee to a low borne." Crazy she-goat got a nice bell. Jaime got on the knee, he asked: "Can you turn my sister back please?" I shook my head: "No, your sister is as crazy as that Mad King. Or do you think I don't know what you were doing? Lord Tyrion, learn economics and you can be the hand of the king if you tone down your drinking." The little bugger nodded at me.
Arryn got his knee bend. So did Greyjoy. Hoster Tully tried to play the family card until I showed him his bell if he refuses to bend. Mace Tyrell got down after a nudge from his mom.
The whoremonger was fuming at me, it might have been my compulsion spell that I put on him to refuse, but he got a shiny bell too. Maybe he can fuck Cercei, the goat way. Stannis took a long look at me and bend the knee.
Dorian Martell asked: "My sister?" I answered: "She will return to you with her children and belongings on our personal ship. I will heal you so you can bend that knee. You know, gout is an ailment of the rich. Eat less meat and fat, more fruits and vegetables. I won't heal it when it returns."
He got his knee bent.
Last was my good-father: "You move fast King Eyeball." He bent the knee.
New Title: King Eyeball
Son of a bitch! The wives chuckled at that moniker, Parvati was actually giggling.
That day became known as The War of the Goats.
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Now that the dominating part was done, I gave them the goodies, Valyrian swords, bow, spears, and armor. Clothing for the ladies and children. Books about health care and farming. Each got a storage ring with the manual. When everyone was happy with the Valyrian steel, the bad part was going to start.
We conjured a large table and comfortable chairs and sat everyone down: "Now I will explain why I took this country out of that mad King's hands.
First, the downfall of the Targaryens was orchestrated by the Maesters. Here are the books and scrolls that prove it. The six little dragons? I saved them from the citadel when they were eggs. With a lot of difficulty and magic, I managed to save six out of ten eggs.
Second, the eunuch Varys was conspiring to put a Blackfyre on the throne, by starting civil wars. A few words on the right place and the Westerlands found themselves without an Heir, and no Lord Tyrion, he hated you too much, you would never be the Lord.
Third, Rhaegar was delusional, he thought he was the one who was prophesied about a mix of fire and ice and was searching for a second wife of the North. That was the reason I joined the Joust. He wanted Lady Lyanna. I prevented that.
The last reason however is that an enemy, who has been dormant for eight thousand years, is almost ready to invade us again. Ask yourselves, why did our ancestors build six-hundred feet high, three-hundred-mile-long wall of ice defended with eighteen castles?
Is it purely for the wildlings? We can ride there with forty-thousand troops and wipe them out in a year. The stories of the Others are true. The Maesters just neglected the treat after a few thousand years. they will come and raise our dead to fight against us.
The Others can only be killed by Dragonglass, Dragonfire, Wildfire, Valyrian steel, and the weapons I created with my wives. We have six years to prepare. Then we will ride to war. Any questions?"
Tyrion showed his intelligence by saying: "We need proof of the Others before we are all convinced, I am certain most of us don't believe you and will only do the minimum, just enough to humor you. I am not sure I Want to believe you."
I laughed at that comment: "You are right, we are working on that. There is a man beyond the wall that is working three sides. He is a deranged man that is keeping his daughters as wives and sacrifices his sons to the Others. We are monitoring his house for when he is going to give his next son away. Until then you just have to believe my word for it.
Another item is religion, I don't give a fuck in what or who you believe in, you can worship the Great Goat God for all I care. Everyone is free to believe in what they want. The only thing I ban is human sacrifice. If you feel the need to kill someone to please your god, then kill yourself.
Daphne said: "These six years are enough to change the economy here. These new farming methods will increase crop production. We have building plans for modern ships that can sail almost twice as fast as the current ones."
Padma continued: "We have new mining methods that will increase production and plans for factories to process the ores."
Lavender: "Most of all, we have medical knowledge. We know how to improve the survival chances of the child and mother during pregnancy and childbirth. We know how diseases work, and how to cure most of them without magic."
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The meeting lasted three hours, some of those bloody goats shit on the floor! I bet it was Cercei, the whoremonger was already sniffing her but hole. Stannis almost smiled at the sight of that.
After the meeting I port-keyed them all back home, except Oberyn, he asked to travel back home with his sister and kids. Meh, when he sees the enlarged cabins and facilities, he will crap his pants and be glad he bend his knee.
The goats got a nice secluded spot close to Moat Cailin, not tho close though, those bells are making a lot of noise. Especially when Robert is fucking Cercei. We called the first offspring Joffrey. Then we fixed Robert, there is no need to expand that herd at all. Robert got depressed after that, he lost his meaning for living. He passed away five months later.
Xxxxx
Life was good, Lyanna's dragon hatched and was the darling of her brothers and sisters Lyanna called her Lady, not exactly a dragon name, but she will be spoiled like a real one.
Westeros was in turmoil, a war was fought with only a handful of causalities and a small herd of goats. Not even one small-folk was killed for it. King Eyeball was named The Hero of the Little People.
The channel was finished at the end of the year. By then a lot of innovations were released to make life better in Westeros, Moat Cailin attracted a lot of small-folks and a City started to form. The Goat Meadow was a special attraction, especially the silver and the blond goats and little Joffrey.
Xxxxx
Beyond the Wall, Craster had a baby boy. The white Walker that came to collect the boy had to be handled with care, one prick with my sword would shatter it. We made a cage of magic nullifying steel, trapped him in it, and took it on a tour of the seven kingdoms. The wardens were convinced now and started to seriously expand and train their army.
My dungeons are a major cheat for all the resources it provided. We created simple armor for the soldiers. It contained a heat enchant, and a ward against the undead. The swords were Enchanted with Light Magic. We reckoned that when we marsh up there we can equip 75 000 soldiers with it if we make five armors a day. Creating an armor with magic only takes two minutes, gathering the materials took a lot longer.
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At the end of the second year Lyanna wanted to have a baby: "Eyeball, sisters, my mother is getting worried, she thinks I am barren, so do a lot of the Nobles. I feel that I am ready for a child."
Daphne nodded: "If you want a child, we stop the spells and give fertility potions, this way you will be pregnant by the end of the month. Do you want a prince or princess?"
Lyanna flew in Daphne's arms: "A boy! Mother is going to be so glad! Harry! Come with me! Girls you too, it will be our child." It was an exhausting month for me.
The years I had to lay low and train my strength up, are compensated now with my seven wives. Lyanna was our trigger to come in the open, also, making out with six girls without actually penetrating the pussy's made me hurry the process. Lyanna is two years older than the other girls, which made it easier for the others to let her have the first child. Having kids at sixteen was too soon for them, practicing making them wasn't.
Little Ricard was born nine months later.
Xxxxx
After he was born Lavender asked: "Harry? What will happen when you complete this level? Will we disappear with you? Are we going to remain here? What will happen with this world once you leave?
I thought for a minute and answered: "I think I will stay here and a version of me leaves with the game. I guess that the Dungeons and Inventory will stop working, the leveling and gaining book skills probably too. I think B&B will go away too."
Daphne said: "We need to prepare for it. Keep two female dragon eggs with you and create a hatchery at the Nest. Store the eggs there for our future children. Before we go to war, empty the Inventory in storage rings, leave the best items for yourself. Take a couple of million Dragons with you, for a good start of the new level, leave the rest here."
Padma: "We will conquer the rest of the world, one piece at the time, and drag them out of the dark age. We have to do something about that fire demon soon too. And the warlocks."
I sighed: "I guess that I need to make a trip with Hornblower to Qarth and Slavers bay. I'll tell him to prepare for it."
We have a fleet of ten metal ships now, our new methods of mining and melting made innovations possible. Innovations that the Maesters held back to remain in power. Paper and the printing press made it possible for every Noble to have a small school. The smallfolk are allowed to learn to read, write, and do basic arithmancy. The Noble children and children of wealthy merchants needed to learn the higher educations to stay ahead of the small folks.
This way the country got out of the Maesters grasp. Our wargs discovered the method the Maesters use to train the ravens and made it their own.
Another change came when devoted believers in the Seven learned to read and count. They discovered the corruption with the Septons. The faith took a dive after that and became more tolerant.
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Our little Princess was born a year after Ricard. Lyanna named her Lily. Soon the other girls were thinking of having a child. I was happy to perform the needed actions for it. Remember the Family Motto: Always Push Forward. And boy did I Push!
Lyanna finally had enough magic to activate her animagus form, she was a beautiful dragon. When we flew over Qarth to the warlock tower and building of the Sorrowful men, it was a sight to behold. Eight fully grown dragons with seven riders destroyed the Warlock tower in minutes, then we searched the city for those blue lips and finished them all.
A voice sounded through the city: "When you need to steal power from children to get magic, then you are not warlocks but parasites. When we hear you let this happen once more we will burn this city's Nobles and merchants to ash!"
Poor Hornblower had to sail back home alone.
Xxxxx
A few months later five boys were born and one girl. They were named as the girl's fathers. And Parvati's mother.
Eight kids… I could handle that. But I knew there were going to be six more in a year.
The wives developed their own Familiar Storage Dimension to bring their dragons along, slowly we expanded our influence among the countries of the continent.
The wives were especially vicious with the Red Priests, they got burned to a crisp. In slavers bay, everyone that owned an Unsullied lost his his balls and pecker. Big slave traders got the same treatment. It was not much, but it is a start.
Xxxxx
A year later, five girls and one boy were born.
New Title: Bunny Hopper
Fucking son of a bitch! Although I did not want to, having seven wives and fourteen kids, and leaving them behind is a big deal. Doing nothing will freeze this country, so I have to kill that night King.
I called the Banners. It was time to kick some frozen but.