Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.
Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Thane K., Liara T'Soni] [Benezia, Saren A.]