Life is never what you expect. The rules change without warning. Two years after waking up in a Citadel hospital, an innocent night's drinks change the course of a man's life. Foreknowledge is flawed, and he must decide what his path is. SI

It's been a week since the incident on Mars, and Shepard finally gets the extranet message she's been waiting for. Loooots of Shenko, ME3 spoilers.

Set in ME1. Commander Shepard is out to save the galaxy, but she is not alone. With her is a fearless Alliance soldier whose actions speak louder than his words. He's loyal, kindhearted, skilled with a blade...and not human. ME and LOZ crossover. 2nd fic *ON HIATUS*

A one-shot story about Garrus Vakarian and OC Kat & Gracyk a turian . This is not smut but just a short story written for an art exchange meme.

A one-shot story of sibling rivalry between Garrus Vakarian and his sister Solana. Written for an art exchange meme with greenmamba5.

Drabbles surrounding Anastasia Shepard and her crew. She has sleep issues, she loses her favorite space hamster, and who knew that she can play the piano? How can she take all the stress of defending Earth and the rest of the galaxy from the Reapers? Takes place during and after ME3 I promise no spoilers for the ones who havent played! Please Read! :D

Months after the end of the Reaper Wars, the members of Council races and the crew of the Normandy try to put together the pieces left in their wake. FemshepxKaiden pairing as well as JamesXOC. Rate M for langage, because well Jack.

A series of segments detailing Joker's life and experience between Shepard's death and her revival at the hands of Cerberus. T for language. Please review with suggestions for further entries and general improvement. Implied Shoker. Will feature several familiar people. UPDATE! Final chapter!

Takes place in ME1. After the mission on Noveria, Liara finds herself seeking the companionship of her commander.

James Vega idolizes Commander Shepard; he sees her as a true hero. After spending time as her guard and shipmate he develops feeling for her. Will his own insecurities allow him to step up to the plate and give her the love she deserves?

Garrus is a turian of many hidden talents, but one isn't hidden so more, at least to Shepard.

Monster. That's what the kids called me. The other kids, the other experiments. Here at the Teltin facilitly on Pragia they turned me into a freak, experimented on me. I will escape, they will fear me, they will fear their creation. I am Subject Thirteen. Cerberus, Saren, the geth, and the Reapers will learn that thirteen is a very unlucky number.

How did Jack end up with Cerberus? If she came from Earth, It could possibly have occurred like this. Probably not canon, minimal coarse language. Likely a one shot.

Shepard is confused why Thane is avoiding her. Girlie moment with Kelly and then meeting with Thane. Bit of fluff. Complete.

Commander Shepard was dead. Until she wasn't. Rising from the ashes of the Citadel, she returns to the galaxy with little more than a few misplaced memories and a broken leg. It is with the help of Garrus Vakarian, her old friend and lover, that she realizes what it really means to overcome darkness. Post Reaper War, Post Extended Cut.

Super short one-shot about how I think Vega's date would've went down if you were allowed to romance him in game.

This is nothing but ridiculously silly toilet humour. And possibly something which pokes a little fun at the poor sods who have to do it for real. Fill for a prompt asking for Mordin to give a random alien a prostate exam. No smut, but M for obvious reasons.

A silly little oneshot where Garrus and Shepard practice kissing. Set in ME2.

The big day has arrived. Commander Leia Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni's eldest daughter Kaja T'Soni is taking the biggest step in her short life to date. To marry the love of her life, Dr. Cassandra Mitchell.

Ангст Легион/фем Шепард. Потратилось на это где-то три дня. Самым сложным было представить себе, как может думать машина. Надеюсь, что получилось годно. И, ах да, надеюсь, что я не переборщила с "ванилью", и горчить не будет.

They have been kept apart by space, time and even death but their feelings for each other haven't changed. Set between ME2 and into ME3 and the coming together of Shepard and Alenko with a little help from unexpected sources.

Andrea Shepard wakes up from a coma four months after activating the Catalyst and destroying the Reapers. Her mother and a few other visitors fill her in on what happened while she slept.

So after my previous fail which I feel like an idiot for, I have fixed the problem. Just light, fun stories with FemShepardxAnyone I want and a few slightly angsty. They are saving the universe, after all. Rated M so I can write anything. Have fun kids! ;o

ME2. Post-Samara loyalty mission. Jack and Samara have a chat after the visit to Omega. One-shot.

"What counts cannot always be counted, and what can be counted does not always count."- Albert Einstein A reminder to us all, that sometimes it's the little moments that matter the most.