This is a translation of a Russian fanfic. Once upon a time, when grass was green and the author of this fic was young, he wondered why didn't Harry just turn bread into a Tommy Gun and kill everyone? Beware of offensive language, racist jokes, animal cruelty, sexism...and all that is made fun of on the internet.

Antonin works at St Mungo's. So does Hermione. Oh, and she's his boss. How is that even right? A drabble about irritation and attraction. Or is it irritating attraction? He'll sort it out eventually, when he's done complaining.

The war is finally over. Harry now needs to figure things out. He discovers things hidden from him, and for once makes a decision not guided by the manipulations of another. He's accepted the Lordship. Now it's time to work towards his future. To pull his family away from the brink of extinction. He has decided. Rated T for now...

Seventeen year old Harry Potter managed to destroy Voldemort but lost everyone he loved in the war. Alone and grief stricken, magic responds to his longing for his family and he taken to the past, to the year 1977. Harry has a chance to help everyone get a second chance. Just one thing...Harry was sent to the past as a five year old. AU

Voldemort is gone and Harry and his family and friends have been given a second chance to live without the threat of a prophecy. Join Harry as he finally gets to be raised by his parents and begin Hogwarts. For though he is not the boy-who-lived this time, he is still well known and new dangers are lurking, waiting for the right moment to strike. Sequel. Warning for AU and CP.

AU. Harry never attended Hogwarts. The war is over and he tries to find his place in a world that he no longer feels connected to. Told from the perspective of Ginny.

第一部"The Right Thing to Do"的续集，德拉科视角 "Right and Wrong"系列第二部 授权翻译：All the Wrong Things — LovesBitca8

Hermione Granger estaba perfectamente feliz con su vida, su trabajo como aprendiz de sanador, su gato feo y su linda casita. Entonces, Draco Malfoy tuvo que ir y arruinarlo todo, típico idiota. [Post-Hogwarts] Todos los derechos a su repectiva autora.

Algunas pequeñas cosas pueden cambiar en mayor o menor medida el destino, un Harry Potter más estudioso después de lo sucedido en su primer año que murió por primera vez en la Cámara de los secretos y que conoció a cierta rubia en algún punto de su segundo año. Cuánto podrá cambiar esto el giro de su destino. Pairing: HarryLuna

When Lord Voldemort went to Godric's Hollow to kill Harry Potter, he agreed to a request from one of his disciples to spare his mother. The Dark Lord remained true to his word. Lily Evans Potter survived the night of October 31, 1981. Follow the story of Harry Potter where Voldemort kept his word and Harry was raised by his mother.

On a hunt for the Lestrange's, Sirius Black has run afoul of a hermaphrodite curse. But to undo this, Sirius must lay with a male. He ends up with something more concerning instead; a child is on the way! How will the prophecy pan when Harry discovers that his fathers are the aspects of Life and Death? Will Harry accept it and grow into his destiny or shy away from it?

Part II (Year 2) of the story that starts with "An Unusual Beginning." You will be very confused if you don't read that first. Join the next generation of Potters, Weasleys, and, yes, even Malfoys, at Hogwarts . . . twenty years later. Canon-compliant (with the original books, not with the movies, The Cursed Child, and any video games or other media), multi-chapter (eventually).

My devious tastes were never fully sated by his vanilla flavours. Certain traumas gave way to predilections for masochism, sadism, and left me with quite niche tastes. Those kinds of things confused Ronald, he liked holding hands during missionary. I love him, I'm just not in love with him, so we broke up. And therein lies my dick shaped dilemma. *Legit based on my life atm*

A collection of 100-ish word drabbles for various Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings. * New: AudreyHermione, CharlieVerity and GideonRegulus

All of the very best things have unusual beginnings. Join the next generation of Potters, Weasleys, and, yes, even Malfoys, as they experience their own. Canon-compliant (with the original books, not with the movies, The Cursed Child, and any video games or other media), multi chapter fic, with a plot and everything. R&R, pretty please!

2# IN THE PRETENDERS SERIES: Valentine Lestrange has so far endured much hardship in her young life. With the recent death of a friend and the prolonged morning of another, now she must continue on with her mission to protect Harry Potter, despite the many dangers that await, including her impending death at the hands of a magical parasite.

WHAT IF Severus Snape's story had been different? He meets a girl but still makes a lot of bad choices! In this fanfic you will learn about all the untold parts of his life, from a student to a main fighter in the Second Wizarding War. You'll love, hate and want to hug him. Cannon compliant (mostly). Lots of new smut (and better grammar) as I am rewriting all 120 chapters of this,

Complete AU after the Deathly Hallows. Development of harry after the influence of Horcrux is removed. Improvement of the wizarding world under the lead of Harry Potter. A New World Order that originates and influences the whole of the wizarding world. Old powers, new powers, governments, societies, removing every influence and forming an order. Strong/manipulative/leader-HP.

Though she was his youthful student, Severus enjoyed her embrace.

Harry Potter knew he was going to be a Gryffindor, just as his older sister, The Girl Who Lived and his parents before him… we don’t all get what want. Slytherin Harry. WBWL. Dark Harry. Alive Lily.

Harry Potter is abandoned by the Dursleys at a young age. Severus Snape finds him.

in which a muggle-born hufflepuff crosses paths with a pure-blood slytherin. in the same way that darkness meets the light, amidst their clashing worlds, two cowards find the courage they sought within each other and learn what it takes to fight against the odds.

Alternate Universe-Dark, Alternate timeline, Voldemort wins. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat! Major Character Death! Non-consensual Drug Use! Forced Binding! Rape/Non-Con! Hermione/reverse harem

A look at the war from the prospective of the four Hogwarts houses. A view from the rank and file.

Remus Lupin is starting his second year at Hogwarts (it's a miracle he's gotten this far, frankly). This year is likely to be even more eventful, what with an annoying new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Shakespeare classes, meditation sessions, a familiar new neighbor, and the fact that his friends are drawing closer and closer to the truth with every passing day...