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A short snippet of Shirou and Artoria's first awkward Wedding Night in Avalon after their marriage.

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A Wedding Night in Avalon (Post-Realta Nua)


After the wedding, Shirou and Artoria had headed back to their home in Avalon; a small wooden cabin made just for them, courtesy of Merlin. His form of a wedding gift for his King.

This was where they could go to rest and relax, and it was where they would spend their first night in Avalon together.

Shirou and Artoria both blushed in unison, their thoughts apparently aligning as they glanced over the house.

"Let's go, Artoria."

Artoria nodded, and followed Shirou, led by his hand.

That night...

They had both just finished separately taking a shower, and had now settled on to their new, fluffy bed.

They sat slightly apart from each other, on the edge of the bed.

They were both a bit nervous, acting like virgins, even though they had already been with each other before. But it had been a few centuries, and they both had abstained from any such activities for that very long while, ever since the 5th Holy Grail War had ended with their victory. (Artoria, because she had returned to Avalon and was ever-waiting for Shirou, and Shirou because of his obsession with being a hero, and had ever-strived for Artoria)

They were both sitting around the bed, avoiding each other's gazes, blushing and nervously fidgeting around.

(If Tohsaka could see this scene, she would surely have facepalmed, and told them to "Just get on with it, already!")

Unfortunately for them, Tohsaka was not around to scold or encourage them, as she was the first time.

Taking a deep breath, Artoria was the first one to take the initiative, remembering Merlin's advice about how to seduce her husband (another one of Merlin's gifts, though this was one of the things he had told her about while she was still in the long waiting period of waiting for Shirou).

She reached out for his hand and grasped it into her own, squeezing it tightly.

Shirou looked over at Artoria, his eyes meeting her own gaze, and staring deeply into her beautiful eyes.

"Shi-Shirou," She forced out, feeling embarrassed and unsure of herself. But she steeled herself, remembering Merlin's assurance that the next line she was about to say was a line with a 100% success seduction rate in Shirou's home country of Japan (supposedly) (According to Merlin).

"Shirou," She repeated, this time with more confidence in herself.

"Saber," Shirou muttered fondly by instinct, but realizing his own mistake, he corrected himself, "No, Artoria..."

Shirou's fond gaze made her feel a bit hesitant and self-conscious, but she continued on, wanting to follow through with her seduction.

"I want you..." Artoria continued,

"Artoria..."

"...to use me..."

"Artoria..."

"...as your personal disposable onahole!"

Shirou continued to gaze fondly at Artoria,

...until his brain kicked in and he actually processed what she had just said.

He practically choked on his own spit, as he spat out air and started coughing uncontrollably.

"Wha-WHAT?!"

Artoria looked confused at Shirou's confusion.

"...Is-is that not what the women of Japan say to seduce the men of Japan?"

Shirou, still pounding on his chest with one hand to stabilize his lungs, replied, "Well, well that's not exactly wrong, but that's not exactly what I would call a common line either!"

"But more importantly!" Shirou emphasized, now having recovered from his coughing fit, "Who taught you such lines?!"

Artoria looked away, embarrassed.

Shirou already had an inkling. A certain English half-incubus playboy, perhaps?

"...It was Merlin, wasn't it?"

"No!" Artoria was quick to defend herself, embarrassed at having been caught using one of Merlin's apparently stupid lines.

Shirou looked at Artoria.

"...Yes." She admitted.

Shirou sighed, "...Merlin, that bastard..."

He could see Merlin's image behind Artoria right now, giving him a winking grin and a thumbs up, laughing all the while. Not literally, of course. But the real Merlin was probably also watching and laughing from his tower.

...Looking down, Artoria noticed a certain protrusion between Shirou's legs, however.

"We-well! It looks like it worked, at least!" She said, nervously and red-faced, her eyes swirling rapidly.

Shirou followed Artoria's gaze, and looked between his own legs. He blushed.

"Ah." He said, "Ye-yeah, I guess it did."

They looked each other in the eyes again, faces flushed.

"Shirou..."

"Artoria..."

Shirou caressed her cheek lovingly, leaning in and kissing her.

Artoria kissed Shirou back.

They gaze each other in the eyes again, lovingly.

And they embraced, and started knowing each other.

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"Oof!"

Elsewhere, Merlin flew back from his seat, as a visiting Cath Palug kicked Merlin's cheek with its hind legs, stopping him from observing any longer with his clairvoyance skill.

And thankfully, interrupting Merlin in the midst of his voyeur tendencies.

"Ouch! Hey!"

"Fou, fou!" Cath Palug insisted. (Translation: "Give them some damn privacy, you perverted bastard!")

Merlin grumbled some protests, but caved in, in the end.

"Alright, alright you win." He conceded.

It was only right to give his King and her loyalest (literal miracle-achieving) vassal some privacy for their holiest night, after all.

No matter how much he wanted to take a peek.

"You didn't have to kick me, though!"

"Fou!" (Translation: "Screw you, Merlin!")

Merlin wept, comically.

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Artoria and Shirou spent that night embracing each other, and enjoying each other's company.

And the next morning, as well. And the whole rest of the day, and for the following few days as well.


Avalon - Realta Nua (Expansion) HAPPY END


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Author's Notes:

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