All of my RP threads with ChildofCalamity (rated M to be safe)

I never thought I would make it this far. Getting into SOLDIER..it's like a dream come true. Let's just hope I don't mess this up. Revised version of my old SOLDIER story. OC centered. Not sure if there will be a Pairing.

Drawing back, she burrowed her face in his warm chest, hiding a mischievous grin. Men were just too easy. — Yuffentine [sequel to "telling the folks"]

A stranger extends Barret and Marlene a helping hand.

"I'm a Chocobo" "Nii-san, you can't be a Chocobo" "Who gives a f*ck. Let him be a f*ckin bird." "Guys, please don't fight." "I am a chocobo." "D*mn it Sephiroth, not you too." "Hey, Language!" "You're suppose to be a Chocobo!" "I want a better insurance plan." "I'll give you an insurance plan." "Really?" "Kadaj, stay away from him." "I am a Chocobo." "For crying out-"

Reno tries to get a drink from the 7th Heaven Bar, only to be sent away from Cloud in hopes of finding a better job other than TURKS.

Important SOLDIER files that only Zack Fair can read! So DON'T read this if you are NOT ZACK FAIR!

Cloud Strife, vampire hunter, knew vampires could be beautiful and deadly at the same time. But he never expected to find a vampire possessing such humanity... especially not in a master vampire like Sephiroth. [Sefikura vampire AU; yaoi]

Tifa throws an annual holiday party to bring her friends together. A holiday party means decorating, decorating means mistletoe, and mistletoe means lots of kisses. [Cloud/Tifa]

A short story about Tifa running 7th Heaven, set a short while after the events of Advent Children. In-progress.

Complete! Watch Cloud as he gets screwed over in these hilarious crack-tutorials on how to handle chocobos! This is a re-release of our numerous Final Fantasy VII chocobo themed comedy fics we have written over the years! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!

Cid must bring his daughter comfort from the nightmares that no one else has, but how does he do that? Father!Cid and Daughter!OC Contains language, because Cid. Paternal cuteness!

Rewrite of my story, "Answer". After an attempted kidnapping leaves her shaken and weak, Lila enlists the help of WRO and AVALANCHE to keep her safe from ShinRa, who's looking to get his hands on his old experiments. Unfortunately for her, ShinRa's not the only one interested in what she can do. An old SOLDIER enemy once thought dead is back, and it's not the One Winged Angel...

After discovering his teenager daughter had been in a car crash, Reno unearths more truths about what happens to her when he's not around. He decides to step up and deal with the matters head-on, but being a father is harder than he thought it would be. A dichotomy emerges - can a father grow from the trampled seeds he's sown in the past?

Their fights were finished almost 5 years ago. Peace was all around, Yuffie had been called back home to prepare herself to take over Wutai when her father passed away from a hit of cancer. The AVALANCHE gang couldn't wait to see their ninja give a speech to the world. How exciting! Nothing bound to go wrong! Right!

A deadly disease, an angry Turk Director, another who's crushing hard on him, and a transgender Reno. What could go wrong, right?

Zack and his friends go on a camping trip in the woods, all does not go as planned... The van breaks down in the middle of a dark forest, they have no way to fix it so they start walking through the pouring rain, but something is stalking them.. People start disappearing one by one as they try to survive this crazy forest... Crack fic, slight AU and OOC, no pairings. Enjoy XD!

Surprisingly, the first person she tells is Cid. Tifa is none too pleased about this. [sequel: "meeting the parents" is up!]

Arranged marriages were tricky. Especially when your fiancé was expecting you to be a woman. Steph and Cloud. Possible Mpreg.

Cloud is lost in his thoughts and feels guilty for what has happened. He drifts further and further away from his friends. A certain gunslinger wants to help him to get over his past. Story will contain mentions of suicide attempts and Yaoi. You have been warned. (Rating will change to M, soon) Cloud x Vincent.

I received my get out of jail free card and I was no longer dead. I thought a second chance meant walking the earth anew and you know, not getting thrown into a video game. But here I am, baseball bat in one hand and responsibilities I'm trying to avoid in the other.

On the night of a Christmas party Tifa made a wish upon her star on the tree. Little did she know that a miracle would happen that night that would make her the happiest girl in Midgar

"I felt a tear trek down my cheek. He rested his against the top of my head while I silently cried. His grip tightened slightly on my arm and I knew, despite my own sorrow, that Cloud was hurting too, whether for me or his own reasons I would never find out. So we sat, as we had done so many times in the past, holding each other together." Possible M In later chapters

Part Two of Book of Shadows. Vincent's working his way through a list. Post-Dirge timeline. Implied intimacy.

AU! Sephiroth has a reputation of fleecing personnel when it comes to poker, and his opponents leave the table sad and poorer. When Seph challenges Strife to a match, Tifa lets them to play at 7th Heaven when she learns Cloud is ALSO a good player. She even gives him something for 'luck'. The story continues as she learns more of his life and begins to fall in love - as does he...