We've all heard of the three little kittens.. but what about the three little turks? This is humor poetry :> its the TLKittens with a Fantasy twist! Enjoy!

I've seen many reviews where people FLAME you just because they don't like the pairing or because they feel that you can't write anything that was not orignally in the ff7 script. Hey... ever wondered what the ff7 cast feels about this? A sarcastic hit at

The Turks... well, they have a problem...

This isn't really a poem, it's actually a parody to Yuffie's FF7 theme. Review it if ya like it! =(^-^)=

A humourous fic about what happens when you eat Yuffie's culinary creations. NOTE: contains various Anime characters.

This's my first attempt at humour, hope you like it!

The next in the Child series...Aeris has a thing or two to say. Flame it, review it

Parody of Janie's got a gun. By CloudXIII Strife. It seemed to me that Vincent was acquantainces with Hojo so I made him his best friend in this, so don't bash me because of that!

Parody of Ray of Light by Madonna. By CloudXIII Strife. And it rhymes too!

Exactly as the title says. :) (Best if read at 2-4a.m.) PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME GUYS! I TRY SO HARD!

A brief story of Vincent and Lucrestia...PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME PEOPLE! I TRY SO HARD!

Cloud hates himself......

I kidnap all the FF7 and 8 people and make them debate over who is the best! But is has a twist, yes it does. WARNING: IF YOU DONOT READ THIS STORY YOUR EYES WILL FALL OUT!!

Only more and only less... a hurt foretold by great despair... read, review and tell me your thoughts...

When three friends settle down for a game of cards, you just know something bad is going to happen.

Doesn't the name speak for itself?

Tifa, Cloud, Yuffie, and Cid all attempt to play Clue, but it doesn't go quite the way Tifa had planned.

A Seto Fic

Parody of Shape of my heart by the Backstreet Boys. By CloudXIII Strife. Look for the lyrics and try to relate them back to the game, it's hilarious. R/R please! I wish i could get at least 10 reviews for this one please!

While shopping in Wall Market, Tifa and Aeris meet an old friend.

Er...I revised this one and this story is composed of 3 different chapters although you'd never know it. It's good...I suppose

The party go on their very own fantastic voyage.

WARNING: 100% pure Aeris bashing! Anywayz, Aeris is running for mayor of Midgar, and AVALANCHE is 100% un-supportive. They think she's a flower picking idiot, until Midgar is actually convinced of her promises! What will AVALANCHE do to stop Midgar from b

My first real Fic on this sight! Just R&R, you know you want to...

A parody of 'Money Money Money' from Abba. Sephiroth sings to himself.