Tom Harris unknowingly leads Doctor Three around Brooklands for a parent tour. Three is very done and someone please get this clearly ADHD child medication.

Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.

Tom always thought Alex working as a spy was cool. Now he realised his idea of espionage and reality were two completely different things. For Febuwhump prompt 18: Forced to watch

Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Collection of one-shots for Febuwhump 2022.

Alex finds a map in Ian's study. What does he do? Put an ad on Craigslist [changed to mass email] and let the first five people who reply join him.

After a particularly bad mission, Alex gets drunk at a pub with Ben. When they get home, Ben realises exactly how much Alex hides behind his perfected mask. Aka, Alex gets drunk and has a deep talk with Ben. Pure Angst.

AU! Alex was an ordinary kid with a mediocre guardian until one day he saves Brendan Chase from being hit by a bus. Abandoned orphans are free real estate, right?

Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.

Time moves forwards as unrelenting as water in a river travels towards the sea… except when it doesn't.

Let's do a non-Romance Titanic AU! Everyone tries to get off the ship as fast as possible. Supervillian sent everyone back in time.

Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.

Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.

Alex is minding his own business in the library and checking out a book for his biology assignment. Well, that went out the window because he ran into Doctor fucking Three.

Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.

Alex orders his groceries online. The lady doing the deliveries gets more and more concerned about who this 18-year old is and what their life is.

Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.

Alex gets sent undercover at a commercial bee farm to investigate the suspicious substances that seem to have been slipped into the supply. Can he solve the mystery before it gets sticky?

Alex is not, in fact, wanting to do mandatory fun with his classmates. Guys, he's fourteen, I don't think he's allowed into a strip club.

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.