Chapter Ten: Getting His Rocks Off

Kiba opened the door and entered his house before stopping for a moment. He sniffed the air and immediately recognized a familiar scent. The only question he had in mind was why that particular scent was in his house.

So Kiba walked through his home and followed that scent. No one in the kitchen, so no food. No one in the living room. No one in the basement...

Kiba clenched his teeth. If Naruto was alone with his sister or mother in one of their rooms, then he would gut the guy, invincibility be damned. The blond's terrible flirtatious nature was quite well-known by now. It made Kiba's heart wrench every time he looked at Hinata.

Akamaru was outside in the kennel while Kiba ran upstairs. He was conversing with Kuromaru while the Haimaru triplets watched. Apparently Naruto had entered an hour ago with the intention of helping Hana with something.

Tsume had gone to Hana's room to tease them, too. What they were doing now, nobody knew.

Kiba went to his sister's room first and was about to burst in when he realized that his sister could actually rip his balls off. It was completely possible. So instead, he put an ear to the door and listened. All he could hear was some chatter and giggling.

Then the door Kiba was leaning on abruptly opened and Kiba fell forward into his sister's room. After rubbing his head, he looked up at Naruto and his sister, who were on Hana's bed, and then his mother, who was right next to him. "Uh... why is Naruto in your room?"

"That's not an excuse, Kiba," Tsume flatly replied. "You should apologize to your sister and our guest here."

Naruto took great pleasure in seeing the extremely pissed off look on Kiba's face. "Yeah... sorry... Naruto..." Kiba bit out.

Naruto hummed in thought for a moment before nodding. "Apology accepted. Now, can you leave us alone? We were having an interesting discussion on anatomy."

"Anatomy?" Kiba parroted in confusion. Anatomy?

Naruto nodded sagely. "Anatomy. Your mother is much more knowledgeable on such things, which is why she's speaking with Hana and I."

Kiba nodded slowly. Anatomy? There was something he was surely missing, but he couldn't see anything wrong with the scene in front of him.

Tsume walked up to Kiba and pushed him out. "Get out, pup. This Naruto brat's an interesting guy. He might help us out with our clan techniques, so leave us be, will ya?"

Kiba nodded again, not wanting to anger his mother. He left the room, wondering how Naruto could possibly help with their clan techniques.

Once Kiba closed the door, the genjutsu that made Naruto and Hana out to be fully clothed vanished. It also revealed the thin sheet of sweat on their bodies and a panting Hana.

Tsume smirked. "I gotta say, Naruto, I love these scent-blocking seals of yours." Then she brought out a video camera from somewhere and resumed recording. "Let's continue, shall we?"

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=Near the Village Hidden in the Rocks=

"I still can't believe you did that," Jiraiya said. Stupid blond brat, activating extreme power and then wasting two jinchūriki. At least the Raikage accepted what they told him.

The possibility of Cloud gaining Naruto's bloodline made Jiraiya giggle for a moment before a deadpan look from his apprentice silenced him. "I told you I would be wasting them. Firing off bombs from my mouth and arm wrestling totally counts."

"Yeah, but you almost had the Cloud declare war on the Leaf!"

"They attacked me first! How is that even my fault?"

"You kept attacking them!" Jiraiya replied incredulously. "Seriously, you don't exactly send a jinchūriki to a non-allied village and then have them go batshit insane with power!"

Naruto snorted in response. "Yeah, fuck you. At least I got some while I was there."

Jiraiya's jaw dropped. "Seriously? I was just entertaining thoughts about that, but you actually did?"

"Yep. I think I have a thing for feisty redheads. I might return there later to visit again." Naruto smirked at the memory of a Karui on top of him. That was a lot of fun.

Jiraiya chuckled. "You move fast, brat. You planning on spreading your genetics everywhere?"

"Just because I and other kunoichi want sex doesn't mean I want to leave behind bastard children." That would not be smart, nor kind... although it would help ease some of the tension between the villages. Give every village a new bloodline.

"Whatever. We're heading to the Hidden Rock. You got your transformation ready?" Jiraiya asked.

"Real or illusion?" Naruto replied.

Jiraiya stopped walking and stared at Naruto. "What?"

"You don't know that anyone who is the Kyuubi's jinchūriki has a special ability to actually transform?" Naruto responded in surprise. What the fuck? In this timeline there were two other Kyuubi jinchūriki. At least some of the abilities had to be known.

"Err... no. How would that even work? I'm no medical ninja, but your entire body would have to be rewired."

"Tailed-Beast chakra solves everything," Naruto said. "Seriously, the Leaf has had two previous Kyuubi jinchūriki, yet you guys never knew about the abilities. Fucking infuriating. Basically, I can change the way I look without using an illusion."

"Now, was that so simple?" Jiraiya said in a childish voice. Naruto rolled his eyes and changed his hair into a long, red ponytail. He removed the marks on his face as well.

In all honesty, Naruto wanted to walk into the Hidden Rock, use the Flying Thunder God, and then scream "I'm the Yellow Flash's son!" out loud to the heavens. Sure, there would've been ramifications, but the ridiculousness of it would be worth it. Completely worth it.

So they went up to the gates and entered the Village Hidden in the Rocks. Naruto was still tempted to use the Flying Thunder God, but Jiraiya was walking with an actual straight face. Naruto had to be all serious-mode now.

The ridiculous amount of ninja trailing them meant that the meeting was important. Naturally, this also meant that Naruto would mess it up once they got there.

This time, when Jiraiya entered the Kage office, Jiraiya kept Naruto with him. "Hello, Onoki," Jiraiya began. Naruto sat in a chair next to the Jiraiya and half-listened to the proceedings while conversing with Kurama in his mind.

"Your apprentice seems to... not be there," Onoki remarked.

Jiraiya chuckled sheepishly and shrugged. "That might be because he doesn't want to be here."

"And why is that?" Onoki asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, I can answer that," a redhead who had appeared out of nowhere said. Jiraiya frowned, Onoki's eyes narrowed, and several ANBU surrounded the redhead. "He was talking to me," the redhead said. It was like she didn't even acknowledge the fact that there were top-level ninja around her.

"Smart going," Naruto muttered. "Maybe you should've told me when you were going to pop out."

"Well, maybe you should've kept your hair blond. I'm the only redhead around here, bitch."

"Stupid fox! Karui-chan and Tayuya-chan are also redheads!"

"Tch, they don't count. I'm too amazing," Kurama said, sticking her nose up in the air. The ANBU and Onoki watched what was going on in confusion.

Jiraiya sighed. "You know what, I shouldn't even care anymore. Onoki, meet Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, the most infuriating individual ever conceived."

"Thanks for the compliment, Jiraiya-sensei," Naruto chirped. Then he smirked at the stunned expressions of the ANBU and of the Tsuchikage. "And if any one of you attack me or declare war, I'm wasting your village. The Tailed-Beast next to me will help."

"Tailed-Beast?" Onoki replied, startled. He looked at the redhead, who smiled toothily at him and gave a merry wave. "She's a Tailed-Beast?"

"Yep. Name's Kurama. Nice to meet you again." Naruto gave Kurama an odd look, as did everyone else in the room.

"Again?" Onoki asked, raising an eyebrow. This was getting ridiculous.

"Fuck you, Kurama," Naruto sighed palming his face. "Now I have to explain more of this. Why couldn't we just say that I'm an overpowered chūnin with the capability to destroy everything?"

"Because that's not fun. Anyway, we're from an alternate timeline where we saved the world from a criminal organization. Somehow, we ended up here and we're not sure how it happened. Got it? Good. Can he ditch the red hair?" Kurama gave the Tsuchikage a pouting look.

"You realize that if people saw who he looked like then they would attack, right?" Onoki said. Technically, it was true. That was what would happen.

"Yeah, no. If they try to attack me, I'll slap them silly and walk off. Just give me a VIP card or something." Naruto took the card and grabbed Kurama's hand. The redhead faded in a wisp of red chakra and Naruto left the room. The ANBU returned to their previous positions.

Onoki rubbed his forehead. "What the hell, Jiraiya? You come here to discuss your next shipment of books and you bring the son of the Yellow Flash here?"

"Hey, he's giving me good research! He can charm any woman he speaks to!"

Onoki frowned. "What do you mean?"

Jiraiya giggled. "For some reason, every kunoichi he speaks to ends up liking him. I have no idea how he does it, but he knows whatever it is he's doing. In fact, we went to the Hidden Cloud a few weeks ago and he ended up having four women pine after him, including the Raikage's secretary."

Onoki's jaw dropped. Then he giggled as well. "Now you've gotten me interested. When does the next book come out?"

Jiraiya grinned. "Given the rate he's moving, probably a month or two."

One of the ANBU in the room quickly sniffed up the drop of blood that threatened to drop out of his nose.

VvVvV

Naruto walked outside the Tsuchikage's tower, being sure to remove his forehead protector and keep his affiliation hidden. Sure it wouldn't do much considering he looked like his father, but there was always the chance that people would think it was a coincidence.

"Hey! You look like Minato Namikaze!"

"He does, doesn't he?"

"Maybe he's his son!"

"He must totally be his son!"

Or not. Naruto rolled his eyes and kept walking. Surely no one would attack him. If they did, he would slap them silly and then kick them away. If a female attacked him, he would seduce her for the hell of it. He hadn't done a Rock ninja yet.

I swear there must be innuendo with Rock ninja somewhere, Naruto thought.

"You want to get your Rocks off?"

Naruto palmed his face as more and more people began to stare at him. He stopped in the middle of the street and looked around. He half-expected a mob to spring up and attack him. "Can you all stop looking like you're trying to attack me? I know I look like the guy who wrecked you all during the war, but that doesn't mean we're fucking related."

Everyone kept staring. Then they all shrugged and walked away. Naruto sighed in relief and kept looking around. Eventually he heard shouts and the sound of metal skirting on metal. The sounds led him to a training field littered with rocks and holes. There were two kunoichi moving about and they both looked tired.

Naruto stood for a moment and watched them. One had black hair, pink eyes, a red skirt and fishnet tights, while the other had brown hair, gray eyes and a black skirt. Ah, the Tsuchikage's granddaughter. I have absolutely no idea who the other one is though.

Then they noticed his presence and turned to him. "Suzumebachi, who is that?" the pink-eyed girl whispered to her friend.

"I have no idea," her friend whispered back. "Hey, why are you watching us?" Suzumebachi asked, walking up to the guy who looked suspiciously like the Fourth Hokage.

Naruto shrugged. "I heard you guys training and walked here. I'm visiting the village with my perverted godfather."

The black-haired girl frowned. "You aren't going to perv on us, are you?"

"I don't know, Kurotsuchi. I'd apprehend him if he tried to perv on me..." Suzumebachi blinked and then gave Naruto a sly smile.

Naruto snorted in amusement. "Apprehend me? Sorry, I don't do the whole whips and chains gig."

"Stop it, Suzumebachi," Kurotsuchi said, throwing Suzumebachi an annoyed look.

Naruto snapped his fingers. "I know who you two are. You're the Tsuchikage's granddaughter and you're from the bee-using clan," Naruto said, pointing at Suzumebachi and Kurotsuchi respectively.

Both of them laughed at the blond's 'blonde' moment. Yes, Naruto has them too. "No, I'm the Tsuchikage's granddaughter and Suzumebachi is the one from the Kamizuru Clan," Kurotsuchi explained. "We don't know who you are, though. Care to introduce yourself?"

Naruto grinned foxily at them. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, the most amazing ninja alive."

"I beg to differ, blondie-kun. You can think with that head down there, but otherwise all you do is power through stuff."

Fuck off, you big fat fox.

"I'm hurt." Kurama then went back to watching Naruto's interactions.

"I've never heard of you, so you must not be as amazing a ninja as you say you are," Suzumebachi skeptically replied, obviously not believing the blond in front of her.

Naruto looked affronted. "Well, an amazing ninja shouldn't really be known as amazing, right?"

"That's a good point," Kurotsuchi acknowledged. If you were a great ninja, then no one would ever find you and therefore, no one would ever know you.

"Even though you're easy on the eyes, you're not really backing yourself up here," Suzumebachi said.

"Do you want me to fight you two? I'm not going to take it easy on you just because you're kunoichi. In fact, I'd go a bit rougher since I've heard Rock kunoichi like it that way." Naruto smirked as their jaws dropped open.

"W-What? Who told you that?" Kurotsuchi said.

"He wouldn't necessarily be wrong... at least for me he wouldn't," Suzumebachi murmured. Then her face reddened and she coughed. "Did I say that out loud? I said it out loud, didn't it?"

"Yep," Naruto said, his smirk turning into an amused grin. "Are you the kind of kunoichi that likes dirty talk behind closed doors?"

"You really are a pervert, aren't you?" Kurotsuchi said. "You never said no to begin with. I'm the old man's granddaughter and I can use Lava Release to burn your balls off."

"You're right, I am a pervert." Naruto shrugged. "It's not my fault. Kunoichi seem to like my stupid attitude. Then again, they usually end up screwing me after I either beat their pride down or save their asses from certain death."

"You're not even hiding it, are you?" Suzumebachi asked, having recovered from her moment of embarrassment.

Naruto cocked his head at her in confusion. "Why would I hide it? Being a ninja is dangerous, so I want to have as much fun as I can."

"I thought you said you were an amazing ninja," Kurotsuchi dryly replied.

"Just because I'm amazing doesn't mean I can't die, nor does it mean I don't want to have as much fun as I can," Naruto said. He folded his arms across his chest and then said, "So are we going to fight or not? I'll even throw my pants in if you two want it."

They both stared at him. "You're a strange person," Kurotsuchi remarked.

"Yeah well, I'm the son of the Fourth Hokage." Naruto paused. "Oh shit, you weren't supposed to hear that."

"You don't sound like you mean it," Suzumebachi said. "Besides, it's not like we're going to attack you. We were born way too late for to be affected by idiotic prejudices."

"Considering that you control bees and that many men must be afraid of getting their rocks stung..." Naruto grinned as both Suzumebachi and Kurotsuchi palmed their faces. "There are some sexual puns I can make on your village, so I might as well say them."

"Yeah, we're well-aware of them," Kurotsuchi murmured. "It's not like guys haven't asked us out before."

Naruto cocked his head. "I can see that." Both girls blushed at his not-so-subtle compliment. "Come on, two on one. By the way, I'm the jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails and have a bloodline."

Then Naruto burst forward, surprising the two girls and forcing them to jump back onto their training field. The speed at which he was moving made the two kunoichi think that there were two Naruto's attacking them at once.

Finally, both of the girls jumped far enough away to actually begin using a jutsu. They were impressed by his speed (read: fucking surprised), but now they could use their respective jutsu. Usually, it was Kurotsuchi who would bind the foe and Suzumebachi who would blow them up with kamikaze bees.

Naruto let them complete their jutsu, curious as to what they would do. He found himself locked down by a layer of rock that had risen out of the ground and covered his body while Suzumebachi launched bees from who-the-fuck-knows-where. Each of them had a small explosive tag attached to their bodies.

Oh, they're going boom, he mused.

"Everybody likes explosions. Even girls like explosions. What's not to like about explosions?"

The bees approached him and hovered in the air. Naruto frowned. "What, no boom?"

"I thought this was just a spar," Kurotsuchi called, her voice carrying through the area despite the low buzzing of the bees.

Naruto shrugged as best as he could while covered in solid rock before doing a Lightning Release jutsu that didn't require any seals. The rock surrounding his body exploded out and Naruto's hair sent out electrically charged, rigid blond needles that shot down the surrounding bees with great accuracy.

The overpowered blond laughed at the reactions of the two kunoichi. "What? I'm a walking weapon and I'll abuse that fact." Then Naruto stamped the ground, causing it to crack open. Water gushed out and headed towards the two kunoichi by bending in mid-air and ignoring how reality would normally work.

Both kunoichi jumped away and began running through seals. Suzumebachi slammed her hands into the ground, causing it to elevate her and Kurotsuchi. The Tsuchikage's granddaughter slammed her own hands into the ground shortly afterward, causing the elevated rock in front of her to flip and turn.

When the wave of rock and debris got near Naruto he brought his clenched fists towards his body, built up his chakra, and then outstretched his arms with a grunt. A wide, condensed wall of wind shot out from his body, negating the wall of rock that Kurotsuchi and Suzumebachi had sent towards him.

Of course, because Naruto is Naruto and therefore motherfucking amazing, the wall of condensed air kept going and sent the two Rock kunoichi flying into the air. Due to the angle of their flight, Naruto got a very good look as their skirts fluttered in the wind.

He liked what he saw. Well, not that he didn't already, pervert that he is.

Both kunoichi would've landed heavily on their backs, but two shadow clones caught them and dispelled once the two were safe on the ground. Naruto walked up to both of them and smirked. "Can I say 'I told you so' yet, or not?"

Kurotsuchi narrowed her eyes. "Just how strong are you? That Wind Release jutsu didn't require any seals and was pretty powerful."

Naruto made a noncommittal grunt. "Bloodline, remember? I have three affinities and can merge them if I want to. Plus, my chakra is extremely powerful." He shrugged. "I'm the last of my line, so I'm waiting until the great villages decide to hunt me down and make me a breeding factory."

Suzumebachi's jaw dropped. "What? Are you serious? No village would do that..."

"Cloud would," Naruto said. Then his eyes turned glassy for a moment before he giggled perversely. Kurotsuchi cleared her throat, causing Naruto to rejoin the land of the living. "Sorry, Cloud has some really attractive kunoichi. I'm fairly sure there are laws for the recreation of a valuable bloodline as well."

"Oh, you mean the Clan Restoration Act," Kurotsuchi replied.

"What the fuck! Rock has it too? Why the fuck do I not-" Naruto cut himself off and took a deep breath, his expression angry. "You know what, when I go back to the Hidden Leaf, I'm running through the archived books. Fucking council-backed ancient damned law..."

Suzumebachi giggled at him and Kurotsuchi shook her head, amused at his angry muttering.

"All right, whatever. Anyway, I won our little bout and bet. What's my prize?" Naruto watched as Kurotsuchi looked away slightly. She was probably irritated at losing, even if it was to the Fourth's son who was an overpowered, annoying fool.

"I'm waiting for the whole 'hey everybody, I'm from the Hidden Leaf and I'm the Yellow Flash's son! Fuck you all, Flying Thunder God go!' shtick," Kurama rumbled within Naruto's mind.

I'll do it with these two girls and see what'll happen. It won't matter much, but it will be funny to see the expressions on their faces when they see the Yellow Flash's son taking out the Tsuchikage's granddaughter for lunch... or dinner, depending on what time it is. Kurama snorted, the noise echoing in Naruto's head.

Suzumebachi grinned deviously. Naruto gave her a smirk as she slowly walked over to him.

Kurotsuchi's jaw dropped as Suzumebachi pressed her body very close to Naruto's. Then she leaned up to his ear, whispered something, and then kneed his groin. Naruto's eyes widened and he fell to the ground in extreme pain.

Jiraiya and Onoki, who were still discussing random shit, clutched their prized jewels as they felt a phantom pain race through them.

Suzumebachi then walked away, her hips swaying slightly. She turned her head and said, "You're taking Kurotsuchi and I out to dinner and then we'll do the bondage gig. Kurotsuchi's a prude, anyway."

"Hey!" Kurotsuchi indignantly replied. "I'm not a prude!"

"Fingers don't count," Naruto squeaked from his position on the ground. Kurotsuchi glared at him, her cheeks a healthy pink due to embarrassment.

"Oh, stop whining. Jinchūriki heal faster and tank through everything anyway." Suzumebachi folded her arms across her chest as Naruto quickly got to his feet, all traces of pain having seemingly vanished.

"Jeez, you shouldn't knee a guy in their most sensitive spot," Naruto muttered, his jovial nature haven taken a hit. A knee to the groin is not fucking fun for males.

Kurama sighed within his mind, muttering something about weak-willed hosts. Naruto mentally flipped the fox off.

Then he perked up again. "Anyway, date time... you two wouldn't happen to know a good restaurant, would you?"

"You're taking both of us at the same time?" Suzumebachi asked, raising an eyebrow. "Not that I'm against that," she quickly added.

"I am. Why do all males want to date more than one girl at once? Stop assuming we'll all be fine with it." Kurotsuchi shot Naruto a dirty look.

"It's a classic male fantasy," Naruto explained. "Having many hot girls to speak to and spend time with? It's practically a dream come true. In my case, it is true, though."

Kurotsuchi snorted. "Let me guess: kitchen jokes and sexist jokes and all that, right?"

Naruto frowned. "Why are you acting angry? I thought we hit it off earlier. Literally, too." He chuckled at his own pun before entering serious-mode. Well, almost serious-mode. "It's not like I'm a sexist guy. I'm actually very respectful towards your desires. I don't exactly talk to girls just for sex, you know."

Not always.

"So then why do you keep bothering me? If I don't want you, then you should leave me alone, right?" Kurotsuchi asked.

"All right. Suzumebachi-chan, let's go." Naruto held out his arm and Suzumebachi materialized in front of it. "Whoa, you must be excited. That was faster than a Flying Thunder God jutsu." Suzumebachi giggled at that and the two began to walk away.

Kurotsuchi felt an odd, burning feeling in her chest.

Twenty minutes later, she finally decided to acknowledge that she did, in fact, want the son of the Fourth Hokage. She didn't know why, but his presence was attractive and alluring. He was powerful too, not to mention being in possession of a bloodline.

An additional bloodline would help the Hidden Rock very much...

Kurotsuchi shook her head, trying to banish those thoughts. She wasn't Suzumebachi...

But he did look good.

She found Naruto and Suzumebachi sitting on a rooftop with their legs dangling off the edge. Naruto spied her and gave her a foxy grin. "So, decided to come find us?"

Kurotsuchi bit her lip for a moment. She was about to speak, but Naruto interrupted her. "No apology necessary. You were just doing what you wanted to do and that's completely fine. It's not like I'm going to restrict your freedom, bind you up, and then whip you until you pass out."

Suzumebachi coughed.

Kurotsuchi sighed in relief and then sat next to Naruto. She and Suzumebachi were on each side of him and he was watching the street. "What are you thinking about, Naruto?" Kurotuschi asked.

"Thinking about yelling to everyone about how I'm the Fourth's son and how I can do the Flying Thunder God." Naruto snickered at the shocked expressions of the two kunoichi he was with. "Yes, I can do the old man's jutsu."

"You did tell us you were amazing," Suzumebachi said, grinning at him. "You should do it. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."

"It's not like a mob will attack you. We Rock ninja are much more courteous than Leaf ninja," Kurotsuchi added, sticking her nose up in the air in a mock-haughty fashion.

Naruto frowned. Well, he might as well try it out. "Hey, Village Hidden in the Rocks!" The blond shouted, cupping his hands to his mouth and projecting his voice.

Everyone on the street stopped and looked at him. "Yes, you people! You Rock civilians and ninja! Hell, even you Rock ANBU! I want your attention! I have something very, very important to say!"

Once there was a suitable crowd, Naruto loudly cleared his voice as Kurotsuchi and Suzumebachi watched on. "I am the son of the Yellow Flash and I am capable of using the Flying Thunder God jutsu."

Dot dot dot. Naruto furrowed his brow in confusion as he heard a random person cough in the crowd in front of him. Then someone yelled, "Is that supposed to make us angry?"

"I don't know, is it?" Naruto yelled back.

"Of course it is! Your dad killed so many of us!" someone said.

"Yeah! He was an army killer! A damned annoying one!" someone else added.

Naruto glanced at Kurotsuchi, who was rubbing the back of her head and chuckling sheepishly. "Okay, I realize that my dad killed a bunch of you. But that was in response to your own attacks! Do you honestly fucking think you haven't killed a bunch of Leaf ninja?"

There was some murmuring. Then someone said, "We're still illogically angry at you!"

Naruto ground his teeth in annoyance. Fuck. "Why? I never did anything to you guys! In fact, I might even give you a valuable bloodline!"

Suzumebachi and Kurotsuchi blushed when he said that. He was insinuating, but it was still... well, embarrassing. And besides, teenagers are a bunch of roiling emotions packed into a silly body.

Naruto doesn't count; he's an amazing ninja.

Then the crowd began murmuring again. "Why shouldn't we be angry at you?" someone yelled out.

Naruto sighed. Fucking stupid dad. Fucking stupid Flying Thunder God jutsu. Fucking stupid grudges. "I never killed any Rock ninja," Naruto replied.

Finally, "Fine, we accept your logically sound argument, even if it was short and probably had no basis."

Then the crowd dispersed. Naruto turned to Kurotsuchi. "Do I get a soda now, or do I have to go all big and scary jinchūriki-mode?"

"Why would you get a soda? I was ultimately right!"

"They weren't really courteous at first," Suzumebachi commented.

"You know what, I don't care. I'm going to prank everyone with Flying Thunder God." Naruto transformed into a mirror image of his father (i.e.: he got rid of his whisker-marks) and then vanished in a flash.

The next day, much of the population woke up to a plethora of rather interesting pranks. Many of the kunoichi woke up to a note that gave out an address and a notification that parts of their undergarments were stolen.