Epilogue, I Guess?
An older Naruto Uzumaki sat in the mission office, going over some papers with a lack of interest. Damn, how he wished he could've stayed at his home village, but no! He had to be Hokage...
It still brought a sour taste to his mouth. Oh well, at least he'd resurrected his clan and given each great village a new bloodline, as well as a bit of Uzumaki sealing knowledge.
There was peace and no reason for ninja to exist... well, until they decided to explore the other side of the world and inevitably wage war over there. Of course, that was if such a place even existed.
Naruto looked up at a nearby clock and sighed to himself. The other chūnin on duty seemed to take notice of the time as well and stiffened in preparation. "Three... two... one..." he muttered.
The door to the mission room burst open, revealing three children, all of which had whisker-marks and forehead protectors. Each of them had some striking characteristics due to their heritage.
"Hey, dad! Give us a C-rank already! I want to kill some more bandits!"
"You picked the mission last time! It's my turn now!"
"I hate you two. Can't we just go assassinate some nobleman? Even you wish you could do that every now and then, dad..."
Naruto glanced at their sensei, a rather annoyed-looking Kiba Inuzuka. "Can you tell them to be quiet, Lord Hokage? Please? You're the only one, aside from their mothers, that can control them," he begged.
The blond Hokage nodded sagely. "True, true... Unfortunately, I think it's hilarious, so I'm not going to say anything." His children cheered. "Although, their mothers might not be so happy with me..." His children paled.
"N-No, don't tell mom..."
"My mom's going to kill me if you do...!"
"I actually don't think my mom will care, really," the final one, a kunoichi, said.
Naruto grinned at his daughter. "That's because your mom is too free-spirited to give a damn about anything. Although, I do wish she'd come and visit more often..." A lecherous grin crossed Naruto's face.
"Eww! Dad!"
Kiba growled in annoyance. "Come on, Lord Hokage. Give us a damn scroll so we can get out of here. Seriously, how the hell did you stand them when they were younger?"
"Where do you think they got their energy from?"
"Jinchūriki," Kiba deadpanned.
"We're not jinchūriki!" the first brat, one with red hair and pink eyes, said. "Come on, be realistic Kiba-sensei!"
"Come on, uncle, you know we're just bubbly because of our heritage!"
"Can I use Storm Release on this mission?"
"I fucking hate you," Kiba muttered to Naruto, who shook his head in amusement.
"I know." Naruto handed them a mission scroll that told them where to remove some bandits hanging around in the Land of Fire. "If you all do well, I'll take you out drinking tonight."
"Really?"
"Oh man, you better not be lying dad."
"Kouchuu always says it's awesome!"
Kiba's jaw dropped. "Are you kidding me? You're going to take my nephew out drinking?"
"Uzumaki don't get drunk," was Naruto's simple response.
Kiba groaned and left with his genin in tow. Naruto chuckled as they left.
Peaceful life may have been incredibly boring, but at least his children were more than enough to provide entertainment for him.