"Kamehame," "Galick," "HA!" "GUN!"

Two attacks of ki and energy roared at each other, as the valley began to rumble. The blasts hit, and to the Kami's disbelief, half of the valley was blown into rubble. It was crazy, such destruction in mere moments. "Yes, Elder Kai, I am sure. These two will make my champion strong." Kami said to elder kai who looked cautious as he scratched his head for a mere moment. Finally, Elder Kai spoke up almost fearful, "Goku and Vegeta are two strong boys, they fight for the good of universe seven, are you sure you need them? It won't hurt us for fifty years, even but we will still miss them greatly."

Kami nodded, his red eyes beginning to glow as he spoke up with joy. "Yes, they will do perfect on my assignment for them. I offered the. um. Zenos of your universes gummy bears to take them for as long as I need. They will jump with joy seeing their favorite warriors again in the future, but in the meantime, Grand Zeno has allowed me to do as I wish. Just be happy this is like heaven for them it would be awkward forcing people who were alive to be put into some child." Elder Kai froze up as the old man nodded, "Sure sure, please don't hurt me." Kami merely relaxed with a smirk as he enjoyed the rest of Goku and Vegeta's training session.

Vegeta was grunting as he continued to shoot multiple ki blasts across the ruined battleground as he roared out, "Just let me hit you Kakarot!" Goku chuckled as he dodged each blast and shot through the sky, instantly Infront of Vegeta as the two Saiyan's were suddenly locked in a quick battle of punches and kicks. The two roared out in hot blooded fury as each kick missed, and each punch hit air. "You're smarter than that Vegeta, hit me yourself!"

Suddenly the two went into bursts of unique energies of gold, which made Kami's eyes widen as he demanded answers from Elder Kai, "What is that? What the fuck is that, elder kai?" The Kai nodded, his eyes looking onward to the men with pride. "Super Saiyan. Their species form which uses Ki to boost their speed and strength. They have saved planets in that form."

Kami himself was impressed; he could barely follow their movements. He of course, could sense their mere mortal energy but he was astounded. He spoke up to Elder Kai in a bit of shock, "I could easily defeat them just by letting their punches phase, but what are they? I've never seen a quicker fighter in my own universe." Elder Kai didn't reply, merely just looking upon the Saiyans with pride.

Goku burst forward as he threw a throw towards Vegeta's face, Vegeta merely dodging it before his eyes widened seeing Goku grin and put his finger up to his forehead. He disappeared in an instant and Vegeta widened his eyes feeling Goku appear behind him, as a kick was easily planted into Vegeta's side.

Vegeta coughed out a bit of blood before charging his Ki again in a great roar as he dodged Goku's second kick, and he spun around in the air, landing a kick straight against Goku's left temple. Goku felt it and showed it, but he quickly recovered and threw several strikes of his fist to Vegeta's face, one of them hitting as Vegeta was put back on the defensive. Goku continued to unleash of torrent of punches and kicks, as Vegeta's face held a smirk and every blow appeared to miss. "Are you just warming up Kakarot? Or are you getting slow in your three-hundred-year age? I remember when you fought Frieza last, you weren't this slow."

Goku grinned back as he continued to charge and throw swings around Vegeta, "Can you blame me? I like to warm up before the main event, Vegeta!" Suddenly, the two separated nearly a yard, the Saiyan's floating in air remained silent for a moment. Suddenly they continued to break the creation god's expectations, as the two began to roar and charge up a massive amount of ki from within. "Aghhh!" was the combined unison as suddenly, their energies color flickered, and they were washed up within a vortex of blue. Once the lightshow had ended, both figures were revealed to be in their Super Saiyan blue form, the two Ki's no longer mortal. Kami was astounded as the two showed Godly energy, that he had felt from the zeno's and elder kai. "These warriors... They are not mere mortals.?" Elder Kai merely smirked and sat back for the show, his bones cracking in the process as he yelped.

Kami noticed out of the corner of his eye's a crowd gathering in the hills and mountains surrounding the wrecked field. "Hmm, they do draw crowds." Goku and Vegeta were once more so into their training and combat, they spared no thought to everyone watching as they always did. It was partly how they ignored the gods nearby so easily, the two always shattering their records of strength even in the afterlife.

Two roars of barbaric fury sounded once more, as Vegeta smirked and disappeared from existence. Goku's body remained ready and steady, his now aqua colored eyes glancing around the field looking for the littlest movement of his comrade. Goku's eyes widened, and he shot up, just nearly dodging a kick to his manly parts. Goku began to actually growl as he shouted at his longtime friend, "What the hell Vegeta, no crotch shots!"

Vegeta began to chuckle as he shot forwards up to Goku, as he began to lay a torrent of punches and kicks generally at Goku, forcing Goku to go back on the defensive, all the while he began to challenge him. "Aw, are you spineless Goku? We've gone for the crotch before, don't wimp out now, or I'll throw you into hell just to see your reaction!"

Goku merely chuckled and shrugged as he continued to dodge, and then shot several forward himself. "You can try!" Suddenly he did the signature pose of his fingers to his forehead and he disappeared. Vegeta's eyes remained cool as he listened and did a roundhouse kick behind him in the air, Goku almost hit. The slippery Instant Transmission user merely disappeared again in time, using his normal confusion tactics against Vegeta. The prince of all Saiyan's was used to it, but he grinned as he closed his eyes and tried to listen to Kakarot's reappearing form, it was always great practice.

His eyes snapped open once more, as he charged forward and threw his punch out, striking the reappearing Goku as his head snapped back and he went crashing into the ground below. Several people stood on one of the nearby cliffs, grins on their faces. "Do you think dad's gotten stronger, Gohan?" A Saiyan appearing man asked, though he wore a turtle school uniform. Gohan appeared older than he did on earth, as he slowly stroked his short beard, "I don't know Goten. He and Vegeta were always obsessed about getting stronger. They still dominate the heavenly and universal tournaments." Goku's sons continued to watch the conflict, each looking almost identical to their father, as Piccolo slowly floated down beside them his eyes glancing at the God across the field from them. "Gohan, Goten.. Who is that man with Elder Kai?" This snapped Gohan to glance and his eyes widened, "I don't know, but the Grand Elder looks terrified of him."

All eyes soon returned to the battle in shock, as Goku somehow got the upper hand once more, shooting off several ki blasts from far in front of Vegeta's line of sight, as Goku quickly instant transmissioning himself to the ground below Vegeta quickly and shot off more ki blasts before doing the same from above and behind. Vegeta knew he had to simply walk out of the impact zone, so the man did just that. He flew out of the way quickly, as the strikes hit together creating an explosion of ki and hostile energy. He smirked as he shouted out, "Is that all you've got Kakarot? You have reallllly let yourself go!"

Suddenly, Vegeta's mind erupted in pain, as Goku appeared above him and gave an axe handle to his forehead. Before he could shake off the attack, Goku charged up a quick pulse in his hand and shouted, "KAMEHAME, HA!" The resulting effect was a giant blue burst of light blinding the field for a few moments. Goku and Vegeta laid on the ground, wheezing and tired, but not really damaged at all as the chuckled and reached to fist bump each other. "Good session Vegeta." Vegeta played coy as he threw off Goku's compliment, "Whatever, someday I'll kill you myself like I always say Kakarot."

Goku and Vegeta slowly stood up and were ready to head back to their home in this world, where their wives were waiting with extended family. It was the perk of two insanely strong universal heroes, their family was allowed to live with them in a glorious heaven, where they could train, live, and enjoy family to their hearts content. Goku smiled as he waved to Piccolo, Gohan, and Goten. "Hey guys, came to train with us?" Before anyone could respond, Kami's form appeared infront of them, startling Goku and causing Vegeta to get in battle stance. "Who are you?!" The Saiyan prince demanded as Kami lifted up a perfect hand, the man all in white appearance held a coy smile on his face. "Calm down, I am not here to hurt either of you, I am a creator god. Kami."

Goku grinned and saluted Kami with a smile, "Hey! Just like the kai's, right?!" Kami began to chuckle almost amused, as Vegeta grit his teeth, in danger mode. This man scared him similarly to the destroyer god Beerus, this man seemed to care little about Mortal feelings. Hopefully Goku didn't do something stupid.

Kami shook his head suddenly and he looked at Goku disapprovingly, "No, i am stronger than all of your gods." A camera could practically pan to Goku, Vegeta, Picolo, Goten and Gohan's faces as this man had claimed to be stronger than the Kais, than Lord Beerus himself. Goku spluttered as he took a step back, "Are you for real?" Kami merely nodded, "I was not born and trained to be a god. I have always been a god, you could try to attack me, I would merely phase through your attacks and snap your neck, young Saiyan."

Vegeta nodded as he tried to keep the conversation running, "What do you want? We want to go back to our home and to relax after some light training." Kami raised his eyebrow almost intrigued, "That was only light training, you can go further? That's made me decide it then. I request your help, and in return. I shall award you two something incredible after our Debt is paid out."

Vegeta was about to deny his request entirely, but Goku shot up at the chance, "What is this debt, Lord um. God Kami? what can we do? Will there be fighting, I love fighting!" Vegeta began to grumble, knowing he was roped in now as Kami nodded with a genuine smile on his face. "Yes, young mortal, you will both be able to fight. Your main task will be to train my young champion. But you two will be able to fight and train with two legendary shinobi from my universe."

While Goku was excited and on seventh heaven, the smarter Saiyan merely glared at the creation god. "Training some brat, you say? I'm not interested." Kami grinned as he lifted his hand up towards Vegeta, everyone in shock as Vegeta was enveloped in a shade of bright white. Everyone's eyes widened, as Goten gained a bloody nose and fell over. Vegeta was steaming as he looked down and noticed his... Sensual and soft body, and his large yams. "Vegeta!" Goku cried out in horror, "You're a woman now!" Vegeta began to roar back at Goku in fury, "Yes, I can see that Kakarot! Kami, Change me back! Please! Now!"

Kami nodded as suddenly the white eclipse happened once more, and Vegeta was back to normal. Kami chuckled as he glanced at each warrior and suddenly spoke with all seriousness. "Gentleman. Saiyan men. I beg and plead with you, accept this arrangement, for me? I will seal you both along with two other great warriors, inside the mind essentially, of a small baby boy. When he is born, his sister will have a great powerful demon fox sealed inside of her. He... Will have nothing to protect him. In his future without great warriors training or looking after him, he will be abused, alone, and killed early. I am trying to get your help, so that he may learn to defend himself, to save himself and his planet. His sister was unable to stop an evil force, but with your help, and the teachings of KI, I do believe he will be able to save not only his world, but his galaxy and beyond. Perhaps down the line, I will allow him to meet you both again long after his life, he will be grateful for your help. So, what do you say, will you help an abused orphan change his life before it becomes too late, or will you let an innocent boy suffer because you are too lazy? Or dare I say, are you too weak to help train a youngling?"

While Kami spoke, Picolo, Gohan and Goten started smiling seeing Goku's serious face. Goku was a genuinely good guy, sure he loved fighting, but he heard the child would be abused and killed young, and it added fire into his soul. Sure, he was an idiot. Oh, he was a huge one. But he cared about the innocent lives of each world being free and protected. Vegeta was more unsympathetic and unmoved, but he thought about other influences and issues. What if it was his own son? There was already an alternate reality where he died, and Trunks had to fight all by himself almost dying numerous times. Vegeta finally gave a tsk and looked like he wanted to kill Kami as he eventually nodded and glanced at the ground beneath them. "Fine... FINE! We will train some stupid brat in another universe. Whatever. Fuck." Goku grinned as he slapped Vegeta's back, "You got it Kami, Vegeta and I will train him all we know before our time with him is done."

Kami smiled as he nodded and actually gave Goku and Vegeta a respectful bow. "You are doing me an honor, warriors Goku and Vegeta. You and the other warriors will go through a lot, experiencing the hatred he will endure. You will see what he goes through and may even remember things from your own past. Be sure to be strong, and along the way, I may twist rules, and perhaps even get you out of his mind, and allow you to train him in real life. But that will only be done if your Grand Zeno allows me to. This is not an easy job, this shinobi world, this ninja world you will be thrown into... It will be hell, exhausting and lots of energy and power thrown around. This boy will be fighting for his life as will you if you are inside of him." The two Saiyan men nodded and stayed quiet for once as Picolo spoke up nearly the first time. "Lord Kami, I had a question. Is there any chance that I could be allowed to walk that planet, to also look after the boy, and to help Goku and Vegeta in their goals?"

Kami nodded, secretly jumping for joy at these warriors who were powerful, were willing to volunteer to help him. Oh yes, he wanted to grin at his sister's luck. He could feel this bet was quickly tipping into his favor. "Yes, Picolo, was it? I will as I said, speak more with your gods of your universe, such as Elder Kai, and Lord Beerus as well as Grand Zeno. I will see what I can do in that department. If protecting the boy who needs help fancies you, I must say you are a hero in my book. But let me guess, you are wondering about the warriors of his world?" Picolo smirked and nodded, "I am all for helping a brat, I did it with Gohan." This elicited chuckles from all the Saiyans as Picolo continued, "I am very curious of their fighters. I wouldn't mind getting involved to save the planet, or even to train with the young child."

Kami nodded again as he raised his hand, "Dually noted, spread this information around your family and friend circles if you wish. If any of you wish to walk on another planet freely as if you were alive, make sure to let your Grand Elder know, he and I shall be on close communications. I am very intrigued in you all, you are very powerful. I would enjoy for more of you to volunteer if you wish. Anyway, I will give you a month to prepare Vegeta, Goku. In a month, I will flash you to the point in time where you are to be sealed. Understood?"

Goku grinned and gave a thumbs up, as Vegeta smirked arrogantly and nodded. Picolo could feel his lips grinning and twitching as Kami began to throw in more information, such as Shinobi warriors and chakra while Goku and Vegeta looked confused. This sounded like a challenge up his alley, being cast into a world with powerful people, hellholes of energy being thrown around. Gohan suddenly raised a hand, "Chakra. That is their uh, Ki?" Kami nodded, "Yes. your ki is lighter based. Chakra is heavier, denser, more toxic. Naruto needs chakra to live, but Ki is quicker, packs a wallop. I do believe when Naruto gets older, if Vegeta and Goku train him correctly, he will shock the ninja world and become a legend in his own right." The group nodded as Kami smiled, "See you both in a month, be sure to spend a lot of time with your family, you will have years to train together."

As Kami phased out of existence the warriors were wondering what they had just gotten themselves into. Kami stood on the moon as he glanced up Naruto's home world. He began to chuckle as he glanced down at the stone ball he stood on. "Hear that Kaguya? You won't win this time. I have a new secret weapon. You and my sister can get fucked. It's the era of Kami's champion."


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