Disclaimer: I don't own Touhou Project as it is owned by ZUN.

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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

*Actions*

"YELLING"

-Time-

"Spellcards"

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BGM: PCB Main Menu Theme: Mystic Dream ~ Snow or Cherry Petal (Re-Extended)

Reimu was sipping tea in her shrine lazying about.

Marisa arrived holding Cirno.

"Look what I found," Marisa said.

"It's cold outside. Close the door," Reimu said as she looked annoyed.

"Do you know what month it is?" Marisa said.

"I don't know…" Reimu said.

"It's April. And what does it look like outside?" Marisa said.

Reimu decided to look outside and said: "No wonder it's so cold. It makes so much sense…"

She saw that the outside has snow everywhere.

"Now then, you know what has to be done, right?" Marisa asked.

"Yes, I do…" Reimu said.

"So what are we waiting for?" Marisa said

"Right let's go…" Reimu said as they left.

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-Meanwhile-

"You know what? I think it has snowed enough," Remilia Scarlet said as she was out in the snow with Sakuya, who is wearing a scarf.

"You're right," Sakuya said.

"I mean I liked the snow at first but this is getting ridiculous…" Remilia said. "This is the month of May, for crying out loud, and it's snowing! It's supposed to be freakin' springtime!"

"You're right. Shall I go and deal with it?" Sakuya said.

"Sure. Be sure to tell me how it went," Remilia said.

"Alright then," Sakuya said as she left.

BGM End.

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-Stage 1 Start-

BGM: PCB Stage 1 Theme: Paradise ~ Deep Mountain (Re-Extended)

Reimu and Marisa were flying.

"So, what did you do with that moron?" Reimu said as she was curious.

"I threw her out of the plot because she wouldn't be here!" Marisa said as she laughed at this.

"Right…" Reimu said. "Of course…"

Fairies arrived.

"There they are get 'em!" Fairy 1 said.

Reimu and Marisa just shot them all.

"Oh no aaarrggghh!"

"No whhhhhhhhyyyyy!"

"How could this happen to me!"

"I don't know!"

"My spleen!"

They ended up falling into coffins made out of snow that somehow showed up there on the ground for no logical reason. Those coffins also closed their doors on them.

"Serves you right," Reimu said. "And you die in a frosty grave!"

"And don't come back!" Marisa said. They continued until they met Letty, who was building a snowman midair.

BGM: PCB Letty's Theme: Crystallized Silver (Re-Extended)

"What?" Marisa said as she was so confused.

"Is that her ability?" Reimu said. "Building a snowman in the air?"

"Seems so," Marisa was wondering why that was.

Letty was busy. With building a snowman.

She was forming the body, the upper body, and face by making the huge snowballs. She then made an icicle and stuck it to his face to make the snow. The Yuki-Onna then had black stones be used as the buttons, the eyes, and smiling mouth. Finally, she added a top hat.

"All done!" Letty said as she then left with it.

"That's it? No boss fight?" Marisa said.

"Well, that was anti-climatic…" Reimu said.

"Yeah…" Marisa said.

They left.

BGM End.

A/n: Say hello to the second part of the Touhou Abridged series. Hope you enjoy this game as well as the hilarity that will ensue.