AN: Hello! This story is by HornyFucker27! IT IS NOT MINE!

I was somewhat annoyed by his grammatical errors and inconsistencies, so I have taken it upon myself to rewrite his story since he seems to have a dead account, and has gone off to do great things. I am hoping to expand more on this series; finally I get to read that fucking fivesome he promised ten decades ago, even if it was written by someone as shitty of a writer as me. Here it is. I am not trying to take credit for his work, merely trying to improve it because I think its great!

Obviously, I don't own Re:Zero or this story, only the parts which I have expanded on.

Tags: face fucking, doggy style, domination, double blowjob, pussy licking, missionary, kuudere, slight BDSM.


The sounds of Subaru thudding his forehead against the table could be heard echoing throughout the hallways of Roswaal's mansion, quiet and tame around this time of night. He didn't know what kind of magical force had kept him up this late; to study the history of the Kingdom of Lugnica of all things, as requested- no, ordered to by a certain pink haired maid.

His eyes felt heavier with each passing word he read, that looked more like Egyptian hieroglyphics at this point.

"Tired...," he yawned, nodding off. "...should sleep now..."

He heard a part of his brain tell him that it was a bad idea to do so, knowing that Ram could walk in to check on him anytime, as he had requested.

"Don't worry Ram! I'll get all this down in no time, just you watch. Come back in an hour and I'll answer every single one of your questions correctly!"

Although he was in a different world, he was still a male teenager: which meant that he had certain..."urges" to attend to. And the more he continued to stay awake, the more he felt pressure building up in his lower region. It was made even worse when he thought about Emilia, and what do you know, he said hello to a large tent knocking on the underside of the table.

Subaru turned around, taking a quick look at the door. Even though the only source of light was from his table candle, he could tell it was slightly open and thought nothing of it.

"To hell with it...," he muttered, unbuckling his belt and exposing his boner to the outside world. "I need a reward anyway..."

Slightly excited that he was doing this behind Ram's back, he began stroking his semi-hard cock slowly and gently, building up tension as he fantasized a lewd scenario with Emilia. But it had to be quick.

How he would pin her against the wall with his dick in her mouth, thrusting back and forth while Emilia touched herself. She would have to swallow everything considering they were both dressed in their formal attire. He imagined how she would moan as he face-fucked her, accompanied by wet slurps which only made him even more aroused.

Subaru was stroking his cock at a fast pace while letting out silent moans of pleasure with his mouth agape.

"Subaru...please...inside me...," Emilia moaned, looking behind her. She would continue moaning his name over and over again as Subaru entered her and began pounding away rhythmically like an animal. Then he would reach down to grab her bouncing right breast, and kiss the back of her neck while her moans increased in volume.

Subaru imagined one more fantasy before he climaxed. He was stroking extremely fast.

Emilia collapsed on the floor, mouth agape and her body twitching from the pleasure. Her frontside was exposed to Subaru, who quickly knelt down and entered her wet pussy. A loud moan came from her mouth and another wave of ecstasy rushing through her body from his dick hitting her G-spot. She didn't even bother to hide it.

Her breasts bounced up and down in sync with Subaru's animalistic thrusts. He leaned forward and began fondling her breasts while making out with her, cementing how she was like his personal sex doll at that point. She had been completely taken.

Subaru stroked as fast as he could, imaging that it was him thrusting into her.

"E-Emilia...!," he groaned as he shot out his seed. The orgasm lasted a good ten seconds, large spurts of cum shooting out his cock. While in his mind he was filling her up with sticky seed, he opened his eyes with a post-nut clarity and panicked.

It was everywhere. On his pants, stuck to the underside of the table like it was gum, some even got on the book he was studying.

He turned around in panic after hearing a creak from the door, but sighed in relief. Must have been the wind.

He quickly got to work cleaning up the mess he made, ripping out sheets of scrap paper to use as makeshift tissues. Hopefully, Ram wouldn't notice either the cum stains on the book, or the cum-paper-tissues which he had stuffed at the very bottom of the bin to hide it.

"Right...let's get this over with...," he muttered as he flipped the page.


"Barusu..."

A feminine voice echoed in Subaru's dream. She repeated herself, and he shuffled in his seat, not wanting to get up.

"Barusu..!"

"Fi...mor...minutes...mom...," Subaru mumbled with his cheek resting on paper.

"Barusu. Wake up. Now."

His eyes widened after hearing the serious tone of the voice and jolted up at attention, turning his head to the pink haired maid. He attempted to greet her with a warm smile, only to be returned with a cold, cold gaze.

"I can test you now yes? You have studied, as I ordered?," she asked with a professional tone, although it was tinged with some kind of disgust.

"Uh...yes! Yes, I have studied most of it," he hesitated, telling himself it wasn't a lie. In truth he had only gotten halfway through it before he fainted from the post-climax.

Ram looked at him with suspicion as she picked up the book, which she started sniffing.

It occurred to Subaru that he hadn't done anything about the smell of cum. He hadn't even flushed the cum paper tissues down the toilet, leaving the room smelling like it.

"What is this smell? What have you done to it?," she asked with narrowed eyes.

"Y-Yeah...um...it smelt like that when I got it...," he lied through his teeth. "I dunno, maybe it's just old or something."

"Odd...it didn't have this smell when I picked it up from the library...," Ram mused, flipping through its pages. She caught a glimpse of a stain, around the halfway point.

"Anyway, Rem-rin has some work for you to do. She's in the back garden. Get to it."

Subaru bolted out the door, not wanting to be pressed further by the intimidating demon maid. She watched him leave, before sniffing around his room (literally and figuratively) out of curiosity. The smell was most intense at the waste bin, which she dug through. She rolled her eyes in annoyance, retracting her hand from the bin and rubbing the sticky liquid between her thumb and finger.


"Good morning Subaru!," Rem chirped, waving her hand. "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"I...slept...in...," he panted, bowing his head at the blue-haired maid.

"It's okay. We have quite the easy day today anyway! Can you water these plants while I trim the hedges?"

"Sounds easy alright."

"Em...but it does release a weird odour. Try not to smell it. Or you might fall unconscious," Rem warned, handing Subaru the watering can. "And we will not help you."

He nodded, only half paying attention. He was too focused about the 'evidence' that he had left in his room for Ram to scold him over. All he assumed was that it was a laid-back day today, and he just had to water the plants at the front of the mansion.

He began watering the strange plants which looked like blue sunflowers, letting his mind wander about thoughts of Emilia, although much more wholesome this time around. The various foods they would enjoy together, what jokes would makes her laugh and so on. He didn't even realize that he unconsciously took a deep breath of the refreshing morning breeze, until his vision began to blur.

"Who the hell...would plant this stuff...," he complained before falling backwards on the grass.


Some time later...

Subaru slowly came to, hearing small chatter between two feminine voices, whispering like they didn't want to wake him up. He slowly looked up and realized that he was back in his room, after getting knocked out by the plants. Only, he was tied down to the very same chair he jerked off on last night, and with very strong restraints binding his legs and arms.

He began panicking. Mostly because he was completely naked.

"Hello?! Help me!," he yelled towards the door. "I'm tied up!"

"Who the hell would tie me so tightly?! Maybe that cute Elsa girl came for revenge or something?"

"...awake. Let's go," he heard muffled outside.

He saw Rem and Ram slowly walk into the room, making sure to lock the door behind them. He looked up at the two who were standing over him. Ram's arms were crossed while Rem's were behind her back. Subaru noticed that their eyes were wandering across his naked body, and he felt ten times more colder.

Since he wasn't able to cover himself with his hands, all he could do was blush and struggle against his restraints, much to the satisfaction of the two beautiful maids. To his surprise, he actually became somewhat aroused from the 'dom' and 'sub' scenario.

"Don't act like you don't want it Barusu," Ram insisted coldly. "Judging by your dirty masturbation last night, we thought you would enjoy this treatment."

Subaru shut his mouth and looked away, feeling humiliated.

"Nee-sama and I want to help you with your...urges," Rem explained with a sheepish smile. "Or at least, that's what Roswaal-sama wanted anyway."

He couldn't help but get hard quick upon hearing what they would do to him, causing Rem to stare at it and shiver. Despite him being somewhat irked by the fact that Roswaal ordered the girls to do it with him. Like...it's not rape is it?

"...look Nee-sama," Rem panted quietly in her sister's ear. It was obvious she was trying to hide her arousal. "He's already getting hard."

Ram slid off her maid uniform without shame, like she was getting undressed for a shower. "Let's not torture him any longer. He clearly wants to do it."

Subaru's member twitched in excitement as he watched Rem undress a lot slower and more seductively, taking her time with each article of clothing. She finally let her arm fall by her side, and now there were two completely naked twins standing in front of him.

He must've fallen asleep at the table. This was "too good to be true," he thought. For the first time in his teenage life, there were two beautiful angels with perky breasts, kneeling in front of his fully erect cock like it was a religious item. If it wasn't for Ram's cold glare, he would've cum before they'd have even gotten to touch it.

"It's...really b-big...," Rem muttered to herself as she curiously slid her finger along the shaft. She was too focussed on what was in front of her to notice the dampness forming in her crotch.

"Let's get this over with."

It was a shock to Subaru when Ram slowly engulfed half of the penis in her mouth like it was nothing at all. Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick, but he did his best not to cum right then and there.

"Pervert," Ram commented after a minute of a slow blowjob.

Rem wrapped her slender fingers around the stiff member. "T-There's so much liquid..."

"It's called 'pre-cum'," Ram informed. "Because Barusu is excited. Like an animal."

They switched places so that Rem was gingerly giving head while Ram suckled on his balls. The feeling of warm, slimy tongues sliding against his dick was too much, and he groaned loudly. With each wave of ecstasy that pulsed through every muscle in his body, spurts of cum shot into Rem's mouth.

She gagged- Subaru blushed even more after seeing how she did her best to swallow all of it. There was just too much.

"Enjoying yourself Barusu?," Ram said almost like she was talking to a wild creature.

Subaru could only stutter some coherent words of: "rest" and "please"- but still the duo continued to torture him. Rem smiled when her usual kuudere sister began to break just a little, as she sat on Subaru's lap so that his dick was hotdogging her ass cheeks.

She bit her lip. She didn't realize how hot it was against her rear.

"Ram...," Subaru growled. She was grinding against the foreign thing for a good while, and all Subaru wanted was to feel it inside of her.

"Be...quiet Barusu!"

"We've had a very tiresome week Subaru-kun," Rem giggled, moving her face inches away from his. "Nee-sama especially, so she needs sex...~"

They exchanged devious looks. While Ram was still lost in her 'eyes closed pre-penetration excitement', the blue haired maid untied Subaru's restraints and watched the chaos that ensued.

It seemed the horniness made him ten times stronger. Without even realizing it, he had overpowered Ram and began fucking her on the bed. Her cold, tough façade melted away and she began moaning alongside Subaru.

"Oh fuck...!," Subaru breathed upon feeling her insides with his erect cock.

"H-Hurry up...B-Barusu..."

He picked up the pace and all Rem could do was get closer and watch intently. Her sister's perfect breasts bounced up and down with every hard thrust from Subaru.

"Rem...," Subaru panted, his dick still buried deep inside her. "I can do whatever I want with your sister right?"

"Y-Yes, Roswaal-sama ordered that we do anything to keep you satisfied," she replied nervously. He grinned at the twitching pink-haired maid, her arm resting on her forehead.

Subaru flipped her on all fours and began to fuck her like it was his last day on earth. Even if Ram's face was buried in a pillow, you could still hear the moaning clear as day. And louder than before.

"I...finally...got to...fuck you Ram!," Subaru triumphantly exclaimed as he pounded away. "You...dirty...slut!"

Ram moaned even louder in response. He pounded for the next minute before feeling his balls and lower body tighten. She felt the warm liquid inside her torso as they both climaxed, before Subaru finally allowed her to collapse onto the bed. A twitching, sweaty mess. She had completely given herself up to him.

"How'd you like that Ram?," Subaru panted with a sly grin. She didn't respond but instead pointed to her Rem, who had been masturbating in the chair that Subaru had been restrained in.


Meanwhile, on the Road to the Capital...

"Lia? What's wrong? You seem awfully quiet today," Puck asked. For some unknown reason, Roswaal had sent Emilia and her companion into the city to speak with a bank manager about their finances.

"I left without telling Subaru," Emilia sighed. She wore regret in her eyes. "Not to mention I'm a bit...worried that he's all alone with Rem and Ram."

"Don't worry Lia. I'm sure they'll look after him."


Meanwhile, the sounds of unrestrained moaning could be heard through Subaru's room at the mansion.

"Ohh...Subaru...p-please...! Ah!," Rem moaned passionately as he suckled and licked at her pussy. There was little to no pubic hair to get in the way, which he greatly appreciated; he would have to make a note of thanking her for that later. There was no guessing and checking what would pleasure Rem: it seemed as if anything would cause the maid to moan in pleasure. She definitely wore her emotions on her sleeve.

He circled his tongue around her entrance, causing her to get even more wet and whimper at the teasing.

"S-Subaru-kun...?"

"...do you want me to continue?," Subaru playfully asked.

"...please...until I..."

"Until what?"

"...cum...please..."

Ram rubbed her legs together uncomfortably like she was the one who was getting eaten out. Little did she want to admit, the thought of her having to beg someone else to make her cum got her extremely aroused.

A hand began fondling Rem's breast and playing with her nipple, and she had never felt more pleasure in her life. It couldn't stack up to when she did it, alone in her bed. It could only get more pleasurable as Subaru began licking faster, motivated by her moans.

"Subaru~!," she moaned. "I'm about to...!"

Her lower back involuntarily arched upwards as she climaxed, and she let out the loudest moan Subaru or Ram had ever heard. Her tongue was out in the classic 'ahegao' fashion too, while she gripped onto the bedsheets for dear life. Finally, after all her years working as a maid and not getting any, her desire was fulfilled.

But not Subaru's apparently.

"Barusu...," Ram muttered when he towered over the girl with his twitching erect cock. "Surely you've had enough."

He rubbed the tip of his dick against Rem's entrance. "No way," he panted, looking down at the nervous girl. "I'm...just getting started!"

With one smooth motion, he was balls deep inside of Rem, and he let it sit there for a while.

"Rem...," he whispered, leaning his body against hers. "Are you a virgin?"

"Y-Yes...I haven't...before..."

"Wow..."

He moved slowly, as to not cum immediately from the feeling of Rem's virgin walls wrap tightly around his shaft. She hissed in pain when he moved his hips.

"You okay?," Subaru asked.

"I-It hurts..."

"I'll be gentle. Just tell me when you want to go all out..."

Ram felt her eye twitch a little. She didn't know what to feel when Subaru, despite not knowing Rem for a second, treated her like his own wife. Holding her hands, kissing her passionately and doing it slow. Part of her was angry that a stranger was fucking her sister, while another part was equally as jealous that she didn't get that instead.

"It...feels good...," Rem purred.

"Okay...it'll feel even better in a second...!"

He began increasing the tempo so that Ram could hear the wet smacking of bodies with each thrust.

"This...is what sex feels like...!," Rem thought in pure bliss.

Ram snarled. "Stop looking at me Barusu."

"I'm fucking your sister Ram," he panted triumphantly. In a very out of character fashion, she turned away nervously.

"J-Just hurry up. W-We have duties to attend to."

He took that as a cue to fuck her non-stop for another ten minutes before they both came at the same time. It was the longest, most satisfying climax they ever had, and it continued to pulse throughout their bodies long after Subaru had collapsed on Rem's sweaty body.

"Are...you...satisfied...?," Rem weakly laughed.

"You did great," he panted. "Both of you."

"Because...I might need your help...tonight."