Waluigi cold not expect it. He and Wario were in court because the police had arrested them for committing a crime. A crime of passion but a crime no less, because Wario accidentally killed Toad after a trip to the Taco Bell. It was the greetest crime in the history of the Mushroom Kingdom and no one new how to process it. So they had to arrest Wario and Waluigi, woo was a witnes to the crime. Both men dress in sexy suits like they were going to the gay bar, but instead of sucking each others dicks in the champain room they were going to get pounded... by long, long dick of the law. The court was packt like sardines in a crushed tin box as Judge Toadswroth entered.
"All rise," Judge Todsworth said. Wario and Waluigi did, their pensies flaccid as they did. Court was not sexy.
"I'm-a innocent, I tell you!" Wario said.
"Bullshit!" Mario replied. "I saw you kill-a Toad!"
Peach agreed. "I agree," she said, her massive cleavage catching the eyes of all the boys and girls of the courtroom. Those titties leak milk like they were faucets in a Golden Coral buffet and I put my hand on them.
"Listen, can we get a light sentence?" Waluigi asked Toadswort. "I'll even pay you a nice some a cash to forget this."
"No way," Toadsworth said. "This is a high crime and high crimes deserve high punishment! Wait, why do I smell smoke?"
Wario lit up a blunt and begin to smoke it. "High court," he said. "Waluigi, wanna get high and-a fuck?"
Waluigi ripped off his clothes and reveled his naked body. "Sounds like good idee to me!"
Both men started fuking in the courtroom as everyone looked at them in sexual horror. The hurricane of semen flew around the room, splashing Mario, Peach Daisy and Rosalina. Luigi wasnt there because he was cuck. Yoshi was not there because he had to go and screw Birdo in the pooper. Toadsworthh bangedd his gavel to the defeaning sound of Wario and Waluigi relieving themselves on each other. The intense storm of semen, poo poo and pee tht only a true artist would appreciate only severed to delay to proceeding, but Toadsworth had idea.
"That's it!" Toadsworth said. "Both of you are going to prison... FOR LIFE!"
Wario and Walauigi stopped fucking. "Wat?" Wario asked.
"Holy shit!" Waluigig screamed.
It was official. Wario and Waluigi were goign to prison... for life. They were shocked like the time you find your mom and dad on the couch wretling with each other only to find out they weren't actually wrestling. Nothing Wario or Waluigi did changed the story thet they are men in prison and would spend their eternities there. Then again, it was the sexy adventure that they neded. What sort of hijincks do the two men get into now that they;re in prison? There's only one way to now!