Remember that really old show Kim Possible? Yeah me either. Glad Disney owns it do theirs a really small chance they'll bring it back… again but not a bad movie this time. Yeah I don't own Kim possible or Disney if I did my horrible ideas would suck
Summary: Addiction is hard to fight alone. It consumes and changes your life for the worse. What happens when Shego and Ron become addicted to sleeping. Is it for the better or a disaster waiting to happen?
Hello friends, starting off by saying I'm no English major and I do this for fun. Now some insight into the characters are written how I would imagine them in a realistic light. For example Ron is still his loveable goofy self but when he's not holding himself back so Kim can shine he does what he always does step up and excels.
Chapter 1 Hot
Day 1
Ron's POV
Sometimes being partners with a world famous woman saving the world on the regular really sucked. I'm not the brightest man on the planet but something I did know dont use a global heating machine in the middle of the artic was stupid.
We should have never been here. This plan was so far-fetched it would have failed on its own. Now look at me trapped under hundreds of feet of solid ice, freezing with my only source of comfort being the green bombshell on the other side of this tiny room. There's only a bed and a couple of boxes surviving the cut off from the roof collapsing. Shego certainly was a bombshell, beautiful with a body to make anyone go wild. It would be a dream for any guy to get her alone on a bed except for now. She was also a bombshell in the sense she was pissed. We'd just been told by KP it would be a week before we could be rescued safely. Luckily this was the henchmen sleeping quarters and they had a habit of keeping snacks. To say my fellow trappie was pissed was an understatement. I'd probably be in for a round of Ron go ouch if activating her powers would make things far worse so the packs of noodles was a no go. We'd been here for three hours and the most I've gotten for conversation is her going ballistic cursing her employer and the fact the blanket on the bed was soaked in water. It's freezing cold for both of us. Despite her strong front I could tell she's colder than me. Kinda hard to not know by now Shego is hot. Her body temperature is way higher than a normal person so being colder must be torture for her.
I reach over causing her to tense and look my way as I grab some cand. She's tense and she's looking at me but that doesn't stop me from eating the candy slowly. Guess I could be nice seeing as we're gonna be here for a while. "You want some Shego? I ate before coming on the mission so I'm gonna be good for awhile……really just grabbed the candy because well… uhh I don't kinda". I was interrupted by Shego reaching over and taking the box of candy at least she stopped growling and complaining.
"Thanks for the save buffoon". The surprise on my face must have spoke volumes as she followed up with "I'd would have died from that ice if you haven't pushed me in here. Then I wouldn't be able to murder Dr.D for this stupid plan. I'm trapped her for a week only to be arrested as soon as I get out. A double sentence with a side of frostbite". "Not too excited to be stuck here myself Shego…. even if the scenery is so gorgeous". The sudden silence is so loud I swear it got frozen I look up to stare at Shego and realized my last part slipped out my brain into my mouth followed by my entire foot. She isn't mad thank god her looks weird though. She Is surprised and maybe a bit confused. It's kinda hard to read a person when they're sickly green pale and staring at you like you have a third head.
"Smooth buffoon tryna butter me up so you're not sleeping on the floor".
"On the floor Shego I'm appalled you thought that's where I was gonna be sleeping sidekick". The snort she gave out was funny and got a light chuckle out of us both. She already knows I don't go Z mode the last time I tricked her with it.
"Trying that again are we? You're becoming a predictable buffoon. How am I to entertain myself for a week if your this easy".
"I'm a teenage boy Shego". The look of confusion on her face was perfect. For someone of your BMI everyone would seem easy to you". I ended my little joke with a wink that sent Shego over the edge laughing and easing up her tense stance.
"You're a very healthy boy. The entire conversation has been about my figure. It seems you have something for me"? She ended her question by poking her chest out and giving me a big shit eating smirk as I was immediately drawn to her actions.
"Nothing really I can say". I look around at our ice cage for dramatic effect before locking my gaze on her and wagging my eyebrows playfully. "We couldn't get hot and steamy even if we wanted to. It's so cold I'd doubt I could show myself fully". I let a silly smile on my face and stuck my tongue out at the color challenged mercenary. "Don't want to have this place melting on us. Would have me die a happy man though".
The sounds of Shegos laugh echo off the ice and really brightness the place up. It's a really light and cute laugh when she doesn't fake it. I couldn't help but join her after a bit. My nerves were working me every second of that simple conversation but thinking you're gonna die has a weird way of fixing you for a second. If I didn't push Shego into this room we'd both have been crushed by ice. The only reason this room was safe was the steel beam support peeking through from the ice.
"That was actually a good one buffoon. Where'd you manage to find the spine to say that to me". I can't help but roll my eyes, something I've picked up from rolling with the cheer squad. It was enviable being around a bunch of popularity obsessed girls with boy problems.
"Well Shego, something being trapped with you made me stiff….". I let it hang in the air for a bit before continuing "the spine was always there, the cold just freezing the nerves you know"? I didn't bother or listen really for a response. The cold is brutal and I couldn't help but put my hands in my pockets. I was surprised to say the least when Shego sat down next to me and demanded my attention to be on her with a hand on my shoulder. God she's still hot in the tempature I had to stop myself from jumping into the source of warmth and a quick trip to death.
"Enough messing around buffoon. As much as I hate to say it, we'll freeze to death here. We're going to be sharing our body heat and I'm laying down ground rules. As much as I hate the idea I don't need global justice or princess thinking I killed you down here when you froze to death. While I hate admitting it also I'm going to need some kind of warmth if I want to make it past the last day. We'll need to hold each other and they're rules you will follow or we'll play a very long game of buffoon go ouch got it"?
"Yes ma'am"... God Shegos scary but she's right. I can already tell MMP or not I'll definitely be the first to freeze here. My lips and hands already feel like ice.
"Good boy. Rule one we will be holding each other to maximize heat being shared. Your hands are to behave themselves no where near the small of my back down or anywhere near my neck. Rule two minimize how hard you think with any other head besides the one on your shoulders. I will make you suffer if you try to get fresh with me or cop a feel while I'm sleeping".
I couldn't help but interrupt here, seeing as I'd just taken a slap to the face. "Hey woah Shego that was uncalled for the Ron man is a perfect gentleman. That's kinda really insulting and kind of flattering you'd think I of all people would have the guts to do that to you. I happen to really enjoy it, you know being alive".
Shego just rolls her eyes. "Buffoon I didn't think you'd have the guts to flirt with me and not become a bumbling idiot at the sight of my assets but there you were even beating me due to the shock factor of it all". Now rule three she slams her hand on my shoulder harder making me jump and turn her way to see a actually nice smile...scary. "This isn't much of a rule as you have no choice in the matter if I feel like it ima take you as I please".
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Gah what happened to me. Shego clutching her stomach in pain and has her mouth open but nothing coming out. As my brain functions start working again I can't help but mentally facepalm. She definitely won the game for a second. That ramble session was so bad I may have just got coal for Christmas. Shego continues her silent laugh curling up in the middle of the bed gasping for air but still laughing hard. I swear I could see red on her white teeth. I'm sure my face is the same color as KPs mane. I'm never gonna live this down for the week we're gonna be in here. The time for retaliation is now just saying something like you know I know CPR and lean like a inch closer oh or like uhh save some air for me too and like do something smooth like put a finger on her lips. Yeah that's the one then I can say something like we're gonna have to exchange breath if you keep going like that.
Yeah real smooth body instead of any of that my awkwardness decides I know I have a very surprised Shego with her face facing away from me on my lap and a weird mixup of my thoughts coming out to be "glad I can take your breath away...spearmint". Why does my brain refuse to tell my body not to do bad things? I just called Shego spearmint like the green gum flavor or the very green plant. Come on Ronnie boy think what's gonna get me out of this beating….. I got nothing good if I'm already in the rabits hole might as well dig it deeper.
I slide my hand rubbing Shegos back and lean down in the best whisper I can do while my heart is exploding telling me no its not worth death. "You said I'm a healthy boy but I just might need your help. You're more than qualified to help balancing my hormones and reduce stress just let me get a little taste spearmint". My suicide note was signed as soon as I poke Shego ever so lightly on the small of her back breaking a rule.
I don't even have time to register how before I'm flat on my back with my finger painfully clutched in her hand while she straddled me down glaring daggers into my soul. "So you've chosen to play Buffoon goes ouch". My dumb brain couldn't even think for a second before my reply was out and in the air "Thank you for the meal with the best one handed bow a guy can give straddled by a goddess". I watched Shegos' brain slowly process what I said and was that a blush. Oh no I must have smiled and she realized I caught it. I flinch thinking I know to accept some pain but it never comes. I open my eyes to see Shego waiting for me. "It was a good one buffoon keep having a spine and this maybe won't be a boring week". She holds up her hand. "Rule four your gonna keep playing this little game. I haven't had a laugh like that in years. Actually now that I think of it you may break rule 1 if and only if it's in the context to the game. Wouldn't be fair if I'm the only one allowed to touch you. Don't get any fresh ideas that only goes for the small of my back. You reach below and your gonna regret it. Now rule 5". She fully put up her entire hand and lights it for a second making me flinch but warming us both up a little. "I sleep on my stomach and I don't care how you sleep as long as us sharing our body heat is still there".
My subconscious has never been the best but I wish it was. I found myself grabbing Shego and bringing her to my chest. "Seems like a cuddling match. I sleep on my back and get to watch a mint angel blushing on my chest". Without missing a beat Shegos in my face our lips so close I can now smell that she does in fact use some kind of mint product. "You keep calling me mint this mint that with a very bad smelling breath are you trying to have me freshing you up". I swear for the briefest second our lips touch and I have to fight the blush dominating my face much to the amusement of the woman on top of me. It's probably an added point to her that I did check my breath unconsciously and being so close I cant play it off. I blew directly in her face. "Oh gosh I gotta apologize to you Shego. The first time we get intimate and my breath is bad". I let a smile creep on my face as I reach over and throw some gum from the box at the side of the bed. It lands on my forehead missing its target of my nose and down. "Oh oopsie me you mind getting that for me darling". Without missing a beat the gums already passed Shegos lips and she's as close as she is before I can't even justify checking my breath by blowing on her accidentally. She's so close with the gum sticking out of her mouth clenched into her teeth waiting for me to take it.
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Ever feel like a decision so miniscule that you don't even think about would change the course of your life in that instant. Well this was definitely one of those moments I'm going to die today. There's no other option. I don't pass go don't get another birthday as I find myself with the gum in my mouth with a widely different color Shego surprised and looking at me like i'd grown a fourth head. I probably should have stolen that kiss at least then I could die saying I had one but no awkward me licks her teeth accidentally. She was so shocked she let it go, giving me the steal. Welp since I'm going to die might as well have some fun before I pass. I blow the biggest bubble I can and wouldn't you know it. It rests gently on Shegos lips thanks to how close we are. Her shocks over and my death is near her hands are reared back think stoppable think.
I smirk which gives Shego pause. I hold up six fingers giving Shego a confused angry look. She even tilts her head that's too cute. "Rule six if I don't break the rules and your only response to my actions is to play Ron go ouch I Ron stoppable beat you. So go ahead spearmint hit me and lose to the buffoon one versus one at teasing". My words shock her and give her pause but I can tell it's not working. I shattered rule number one and she's gonna shatter my teeth once she gets used to the mild fact I'm bat shit crazy and trying to survive. Push the offensive and don't let her think it is the only method to keep my teeth. I don't think eating raw noodles will be too fun gumming them down. I grab her arm, catching her attention. Rule one said I can't let my hands wonder, rule two was don't do anything suicidal, and yet your gonna lose the game because I called your bluff and let my tongue do the talking". I can see the competitiveness in her fighting her anger and her arm lowers a tiny amount.
"Well played buffoon ". Seven fingers are in my face. Rule seven keep that tongue of yours where it belongs". I don't miss the chance I needa keep Shego off balance. The more she's occupied with the game the more likely I am to walk out of this hole with my jaw intact and well I'd be a liar if I said this wasn't the most fun I've had in awhile. I grab Shegos hands but she is not surprised by this. My advantage is already starting to lose effect. "Where exactly would my tongue belong? Here I am trapped under a woman and being told where my tongue belongs. My poor boyishness pride. This isn't how it goes in my dreams usually i'm the one showing you where my tongue belongs and showing you that eating icecream is a skill to be applied". For all my brain power to go into that all it earned was a giggle…. Giggling, my eyes nearly popped out of my skull as I looked around yet it's still only me and Shego here. "That's a good one buffoon the icecream line was a bit much you almost had me. Now let's talk about these dreams of yours. Nothing but fantasies. I would be the dominant one and show you exactly how much a hot tongue could make you melt". I can feel my brain melting just from the thought of that. Shegos definitely right just from being close to her for a long time is bliss from the cold trapping us here. I'm glad she's on top and that Dr.D decided to buy cold resistant bedding. I'm actually feeling hot in a bothersome kind of way its hard to sit still and I vaguely feel something waking up that no matter what can't touch the human firecracker laying on me. I act the best my little melting brain could when I looked at Shego or more importantly at her lips. "Ones hot and ones cold so let's make like a icy hot and lay into each other take the…" I'm interrupted by the raven haired woman dropping herself into my chest laughing and I couldn't help but join her. Giving both our activities I knew icy hot would get her. Advanced healing or not pain was a given in a fight.
We stayed like that laughing into a very abrupt sound caused us both to jump. I couldn't help the brightest smile I've ever thought possible showing up on my face earning me a soft punch by Shegos standards it still hurt a lot. Too bad it didn't count to her losing the game. Day 1 definitely goes to me. Who would have thought that Ron Stoppable would make Shego the most badass woman on the planet hiccup uncontrollable from laughing.
The light in the room slowly faces catching both of our attention luckily for us the outside world wasn't completely cut off allowing air in and a tiny amount of light. I use this chance to confirm my victory, wrapping my hands around Shego who thanks to a growth spurt isn't taller than me anymore in fact the top of her head just barely passed my chin. Making it perfect to get close to her ears and whisper "sweet dreams'' with a fake hiccup added in. Thanks to rule seven it didn't earn me a hit but I could feel the line being crossed. Rule seven was a stroke of genius. Now to survive six more days of Shego….or wait how much time is a day in the artic….. what if we've been here for like three hours. I'm not gonna survive so might as well enjoy myself. I lock my arms tighter bringing Shego more into me and ignore the extreme source of softness that presses into my chest with all the willpower I could. Wait… Shegos already sleep. I couldn't help but smile, which was a mistake since I'm pretty sure I have raven haired locks in my mouth now. Not to self Shegos hair is invisible in the night time. Howd I not notice that it was pretty much on my mouth.Glad to know my gentleman status proceeds me to the enemy…. Well is Shego really the enemy? She knew I wouldn't survive here and pretty much saved me from a very elongated death…. Yet she said it was so she wouldn't get charged I'm pretty sure psychical and plasma damage looks far different from freezing to death. I can feel myself slipping into sleep mode despite all the usual problems I have falling asleep. Who knew the cure to insomnia was a…..