"Will you die for me?"
Huh? I expected to get some kiss from her considering how cliche our date is. What with this question?
"Eh? What was that? I'm sorry Yuuma-chan but can you repeat that thing again? I think I heard something wrong."
There must be a mistake, right? She is the one who asked me outright? So there is no way for someone who asked a person out and later told them to die. I mean sure I was told to die or kill myself for a lot of time by the female population of Kuoh but this one should be a different case.
There must be something wrong with my ears.
"Will you die for me?"
I heard it loud and clear, which doesn't even make sense. Yuuma-chan must be joking considering she started to laugh at me, Hahahahahaha good joke Yuuma-chan you got me.
"That is so-"
FLAP
Black crow-like wing appear from her back. Yuuma-chan baby face turned into an onee-san type of face. She flapped her wings, making me can't help myself from looking at the beautiful scenery. And No, I didn't mean her wings but I mean her well-endowed breasts. Her clothing literally looks like it comes out from a cheap BDSM AV.
The black feathers of her wing land drop down to my feet. Is this some kind of role-playing? Sure Yuuma-chan is beautiful like an….
Angel?
I remember the time where Irina talks about supernatural being real and all. White feathers wing represents an angel's kindness, black batwing represents the wickedness of devil while black feathers wing represent the corruption of fallen. There is no way I can believe the word that comes out from a 10 years old boy at first but now? I started to believe his word after seeing her once beautiful cute looking violet eyes change into a cold scary narrowed eyes.
"It was fun~ Issei-kun. The time I spent with you felt like I'm playing house with a little child~"
Huh?
"At the same time, you stupid virgin always staring at my breasts as you own them~"
Huh?
"You disgust me"
Yuuma-chan high pitched tone turn into an adult-like one. Her cheerful voice becomes very cold.
BZZZ
What with this buzzing sound? I covered my ears with both of my hand. It is way heavier than the Dualshock 4 vibrated when you started to play a game. My body began to sweat, why it felt so hot? I looked at Yuuma-chan and is that a spear in her hand?
STAB
What is this? I felt something grazed my stomach. This is Yuuma-chan's spear! When did she throw it!? Hurt…
HURT!
HURT!
HURT!
IT SO FUCKING HURT!
I need to pull this thing out, but the light spear disappeared from existence when I tried to pull it. Blood flowing out from a huge hole on my chest. Blood….It still hurt like hell. My vision becomes blurry, and my head received a bunch of headaches. Before I know it, my body already lying on the cold floor.
"Sorry. You were a threat to the fallen angel, and it is my job to get rid of you. If you want to hate somebody, then hate the god for putting a Sacred Gear inside you."
What is that? I only manage to catch the word 'Sacred Gear' and 'Hate the god'. But I can't ask her…I don't have any energy left to move my mouth. I started to lose my consciousness, and thankfully I didn't feel the pain anymore. Am I going to die? I'm still 17 for fuck sake! I'm still a virgin! I don't want to die until I manage to get laid with a girl! Hahahahahaha I'm not Hyoudou Issei if I'm not thinking about getting laid with a girl. Hah, so this is the fate of a teenage boy called Hyoudou Issei, got stabbed by his first and only girlfriend and was left to root in this weird park.
What is going to happen tomorrow? Mum...Dad, I'm so sorry, I haven't done anything to please both of you. I still didn't manage to fill my role as your one and only son, my dead siblings must feel rather disappointed in me. I hope both of you will not find out about my newly porn collection under my wardrobe. Hahaha, why am I thinking like this?
I hope I can get Isekaid in another world and manage to get laid with a bunch of hotties. On April 16th during my birthday, I Hyoudou Issei finally closed my eyes for the last time. My parent must be waiting for my so-called girlfriend and me to celebrate my birthday, Matsuda probably waiting for me to return his Kaben Rider Pinky collection.
[GAME OVER]
"What the fuck?"
After I lost my conscious, I find myself inside an empty room. I mean blank as in a pure white room without any door and window not to mention that I can't even see any kind of dirt on the wall. It is so fucking clean! It felt like this room was personally cleaned by Ryuuji and Levi. And a freaking game like a window that you can find in any game-related anime, especially SAO, appears in front of me. When I tried to touch the window, it disappears and reappears with many game windows. What the?
[ACHIEVEMENT]
Perverted Act: 1,000 Points [Perverted Beasts Title Unlocked]
Member of Perverted Trio: 200 points
Kuoh Academy Student: 50 points
Die before Story start: 90 points [Kuoh's Loser Title Unlocked]
Kuoh Middle Student: 20 points
Too dense to notice: 700 points [Idiotic Individual Title Unlocked]
Female anatomy obsession: 700 points [I'm Horny Title Unlocked]
Cooking Lvl 4: 40 points
Cleaning Lvl 7: 70 points
Studying Lvl 4: 40 points
Total: 2,910 Points [Decent]
[REPUTATION]
Hyoudou Family Reputation: 50/100 [Son]
Perverted Trio Reputation: 60/100 [Fellow Pervert]
Kuoh Academy Reputation: -70/100 [Perverted Scum]
Male Students Reputation: -10/100 [Hopeless Pervert]
Female Students Reputation: -90/100 [Disgusting Pervert]
Occult Club Reputation:0/100 [Fellow Student]
Student Council Reputation: 0/100 [Fellow Student]
Teachers Reputation: -20/100 [Troublemaker]
Total: -80/700 [Bad]
[Bonus Reward]
Unlock Sacred Gear: Gamer Life
Unlock Character: Hyoudou Issei [Luxuria]
Unlock Character: Hyoudou Issei [Destitutione]
Bad End: 10 Perk Points
Unlock Knowledge: Supernatural Awareness
Unlock Skill: Observe
Unlock Skill: Stealth
[START OVER?]
Life Remaining: 3 Life
(Yes/No)
"What the fuck is going on?"
Is all of this just a game? Is my life a joke? Well, not gonna denied the second one cause my life is already a joke. But this is a game? And did this thing called me an Idiot!? Deep breath Issei, deep breath calm yourself down. That reputation tho….Damn, this is so depressing, but hey at least I did what I want so I don't regret it! After being born again, I swear to the God himself that I will peek on the Kendo Girls and considering I got the Stealth skill ehehehehehe. Without thinking anything, I pushed the 'Yes' button.
[Start New Life]
Do you need a tutorial?
(Yes/No)
This is the thing that I'm waiting for…. a tutorial for me to survive. I mean who knows even if Yuuma failed to kill me doesn't mean that other things will stop hunting me down right? Plus I need to understand how this thing works, so I pushed the 'Yes' button.
[Tutorial]
Thank You for choosing to read the toturial of 'Gamer Life', I will gladly teach you everything about this system.
You can summon a menu window with saying [Menu]. In the Menu there will be 5 Main feature which is start from Status, Equipments, Skills, Items, and Quests.
[Next]
This feel like a Classic RPG that I used to play on my PSP with Irina during our childhood. Okay, Next!
[Status]
There will be a few Elements that you need to understand in Status Page.
Name- Your name, aka the owner of the 'Gamer Life'. Can't be changed.
Title- A title is what the others address you. You will probably obtain more Title when doing some special quest or upgrade your reputation with others. You can equip 5 Titles at the same times to gain its effects.
Race- Your identity, What are you? Who are you? Which creatures are you?
Level (LVL)- Basically your current Level. Each time your level raised by 1, you will gain 3 perk points. The perk points can be used to upgrade your stats: Strength, Endurance, Agility, Intelligent, Wisdom, Charisma and Luck.
Experience Points (EXP)- When you gather enough amount of EXP. Your level will increase by 1.
Health Point (HP)- The value of your health, if your HP somehow reaches 0, you will die and be sent back to the 'Game Over' screen.
Mana Point (MP)- Your mana's value that can be used to cast your skills.
Strength (STR)- The status the determine your physical strength. The more points you put in this, the stronger you will be.
Endurance (END)- This status determines your health points value and health point regeneration. The more point you put in this, the more tanker you will be.
Agility (AGI)- This status determines in your speed and accuracy. You can be as fast as the wind itself if you put many perk points in this.
Intelligent (INT)- This certain status determines your Mana points, intellect and magical damage. The more points you put in this, the smarter you will be.
Wisdom (WIS)- The more point you put in this status, the wiser you will be. This status helps you in learning magic and determines the mana points regeneration rate.
Charisma (CHA)- The more points you put in this, the more charismatic you will be. This status also will help you in seducing opposite genders and commanding armies.
Luck (LUK)- Basically how lucky you will be. By putting your point in this status, you can get better drops and win the lottery.
Currency- The amount of your current money.
Perks Points- You can gain this by level up and use this to upgrade your status. You can only obtain this point by levelling up and doing the special quest.
[TIPS]
-Don't only focus on single status, you need to plan your build before using the points.
-You can also get a status point by doing certain activities, for example, studying for Intelligent.
[Next]
Hmmm…If I upgrade charisma, I can beat the actor Jin Akanishi himself! Plus get hot chicks for me! A creepy smile formed on my face. I can't stop imagining myself sleeping with a bunch of hotties in a king-size bed.
"Ehehehehehe"
I don't know why I can easily brush away that I got killed on my first date. Is it the passive of this ability? I mean I didn't even feel anything at all. Seriously I mean it!
[Equipments]
Equipment is a place where you equip your weapon and outfit to increase your status, but certain equipment can't be changed, which is Sacred Gear [?]. You can change your equipment by dragging an equipable from [Item] and putting inside the slot. There are only 11 equipable normal slots which are:
Head-Body-Right Arm-Left Arm-Body-Leg-5 Accessory.
You can't change your main 'Sacred Gear', but you can equip 4 more Sub 'Sacred Gear'.
[Skills]
Skills page have 2 category, which is Ability Type and Passive Type. Ability Type required Mana while Passive Type didn't require it. Example of an Ability Type is Fireball magic, while Passive Type is Cooking. The Skills have their own needed of EXP, If the skills were used frequently, it has a high chance to get a level up.
[Next]
The question mark next to Sacred Gear get 100% of my attention. In some of RPG, there will be some Item or equipment that have a question mark next to them. Should I push it? Yeah, of course, I need to push it! I need to understand why Yuuma killed me!
"Let see what you got there" I muttered to myself.
[Sacred Gear]
Sacred Gears, also known as God's Artifacts, are items with powerful abilities bestowed upon humans by God of the Bible to protect themselves from Supernatural Beings' danger. Humans or Human hybrids are the only species born with Sacred Gears; however, they still maintain them upon their reincarnation into Devils and Angels.
Azazel, the Governor-General of Fallen Angels from Grigori, created a ritual that extracted a Sacred Gear from the original owner and used it to gain knowledge, but this results in the death of the original owner which he later banned others from using it.
Sacred Gears varies from the common to the rare Sacred Gear, except the Longinus, which are all unique in their own way. If a Sacred Gear is removed from the owner, they will die. Some of the supernatural beings think Sacred Gear as a gift for humanity, some want it for themselves, and lastly, some of them wanted to take down the Sacred Gear holder because they were afraid of the user to become a threat.
[Close]
Wow, that is a lot of info, no wonder Yuuma want to kill me. I'm a threat to her kind. Bruhh but it didn't excuse her for killing me. Damnit just you wait for me, Amano Yuuma! I will come back way stronger than before! You will regret for killing me! As I thought…Most of my words didn't feel any rage inside it. I come to the conclusion that this so-called Sacred Gear somehow manages to make me think rationally. I closed the window and turned another page of the tutorial.
[Items]
This is the dimensional space where you put your item. There is 4 page in this feature.
Consumable- An Item can be used as food, bait, etc. For example, Healing Potion, Grilled Meat and Worm for fishing.
Material- Item can only be used to craft Consumable Items and equipment.
Equipment- Unused equipment will be kept on this page.
Key- Item that you can't be used as equipment and material plus can't be consumed by anything—basically something like letters or so.
[Quests]
Quest page will lead you to understand your task's progression and know how to complete it. A quest can be taken and refused by the owner, but some certain quests can't be refused to move the story. Quests also can be given by the System or any other people no matter who or what they are.
[Close]
This is a game ability which kind of broken thing in the world. Do I deserve this kind of power? The answer is straight no, but will I use this power as I please? Absolute yes. I'm not a hero that will save everyone from their misfortune or am I a saint that will guide others to the right path. I'm just a normal horny teenage boy. I closed the windows, and another window appears in front of me. Wow, that was fast…I think.
[Character Selection]
Hyoudou Issei [Basic]
-Issei is ignorant, self-centred, arrogant, and has an ongoing perverted nature, which often makes lustful fantasies and is utterly obsessed with women's breasts and having his own harem. This has caused him to be instantly labelled as a pervert among Kuoh Academy girls and has gained him notoriety for being one of the members of Kuoh Academy's Perverted Trio.
Consciousness start at the beginning of age 17. There are no merit or demerit when you choose this character.
Did this game just insult me in my face? The hell man? How can you insult that in my own face!? Oi! I never felt so insulted like this. Not to mention that my consciousness starts at 17 which is a really bad idea. I don't think that I can manage to overcome Yuuma with a short time. I need more than a year.
Hyoudou Issei [Destitutione]
-Issei is a natural-born loser. He is an ordinary middle school student with poor grades, wimpy attitude, bad luck, and lack of athleticism. He often doubts himself and quits easily, skipping or ditching his classes without any good reason. Though he still has Shidou Irina as his only best friend.
Consciousness starts at the beginning of age 15. There is no merit for this character, but many Demerit starts the game with all status in negative 50 except for [END] and [STR]. This model has a high chance to unlock [Humanitas] and [Ira] after death.
Negative 50 for all of the status? Are you freaking kidding me? Even if [Ira] and [Humanitas] are some kind of overpowered character, it still needs me to die, right? And I don't want to die for the second time. It hurt as fuck! As much as I brushed that my first girlfriend Amano Yuuma killed me away like it was not a big deal. The pain of being stabbed is still running in my body.
Hyoudou Issei [Luxuria]
-Hyoudou Issei is somewhat a cocky and perverted child. He tends to humiliate any female that harassed and scolded him by somehow removing her panties or bra from under her clothes and keeping it in his closet as a winning prize. Issei sometimes will be a bit overconfident for his own good, leading him to have no friend except for Shidou Irina and his twin sister.
Consciousness starts at the beginning of age 16. The merit for this character is [AGI] will be increased by 1 after levelling up plus the demerit of this model is you need to start off with 1 in [WIS] and [END]. This model has a high chance to unlock [Arcedia] after death.
[WIS] and [END] at 1? not as bad as [Desitu-whatever it name is]. But not good either, the best choice in term of stats is my basic model, but the timing for that model is kind of bad. It either [Luxuria] or that Loser model. Wait? Twin sister? I did remember that my dad talked about mom is pregnant with 2 child, which is me and the other one, but sadly, only I manage to survive during birth.
This is the chance for me to repay them for loving me despite my perverted tendency that always caused them nothing but headaches. But being worse than my basic model as in pervertedness is a huge turn-off—it not my fault that I hail breasts as my saviour and make it my personal religion.
The other models are still story locked. I finally decide what to choose so without wasting more time thinking about useless stuff let we begin the story! I pushed Hyoudou Issei [Luxuria] screen.
Hyoudou Issei [Luxuria]
Processing….
Processing….
Loading [Status]…
Loading [Status]… Done
Rewriting [Basic] Personality…
Rewriting [Basic] Personality…. Done
Installing [Luxuria] Personality…
Installing [Luxuria] Personality…
Loading [Skills]…
Loading [Skills]…Done
What with this headaches? I'm feeling a bit dizzy here. My consciousness started to fading little by little until I lose all of it. Rewriting personality? Is my original nature is a fake thing? No wonder why I brushed away the fact that Yuuma has killed me in that park like it was nothing sort of big deal.
I'm sleepy….
Inserting [Memory]…
"Mou~ Issei-kun! That is unfair!"
"Irina-chan is right nii-san!"
"Unfair or not win is win! Now give me your panties!"
Two girl stripping down their panties and gave it to the boy hand. Issei? Isn't that my name? The boy who have the same name as me start to raised their panties as high as possible and then sniff it like a dog. What the? Is that really me? No way! I'm not that degenerate!
ERROR!
ERROR!
Processing to Uninstall [Basic] Personality fully…
Processing to Uninstall [Basic] Personality fully…Done
Continue Inserting [Memory]…
"I'm the Panties Man! I'm the strongest hero in the world!"
"Issei-kun stop wearing my panties on your face!"
"Nii-san no Baka!"
The boy is standing on a monkey bar with blue striped panties on his face and blue cape on his back. The two girls are shouting at him in embarrassment. The boy just laughed at them, two male adults who are the father of the twin and the father of another girl is watching them in amusement and shake their head plus try their best to hold their laugh. I remember this scene, this thing happened to me last year! That boy is me!
Inserting [Memory]…
"That is not a good thing to do Issei!"
"I don't care!"
"Kyaaaa! My panties!"
The female caretaker chased me after I somehow manage to take off her panties without her noticing. I'm such a legend. There will be a day where all human being will remember me as 'The Best Panties Stealer in Japan' in the history class. I run, run, run until I got caught by both my mother and twin sister, Hyoudou Aria. If my memory is correct the name of my caretaker is Rossweisse.
Inserting [Memory]…
"Issei-kun when you grow up do you want to marry me?"
"Of course I do! I want to create my own Harem! And I promise that I will make you as one of my bride!"
"I'm so glad Issei-kun! I love you!"
"I love you too Irina!"
I hugged my childhood like it was no tomorrow, later my sister found out about my confession and grew jealous at Irina. But her jealousy fades away after I said that I also want to make her become one of my harem members. Blood-relate or not every harem need a little sister type girl. I probably manage to marry her if I go to Alabama.
Inserting [Memory]…
"Are you really going to leave us?"
"I'm so sorry Aria-chan…Issei-kun"
I forced myself to give her a bright smile, but it turned into a sorrowful one, she replied with another sad smile. Aria is crying like a child, well she is still a child at that time.
"Ah I remember something! Here you go!"
This is where Irina needs to go to England due to her father's work. She gave to me her pure white cotton panties which she called her lucky panties. I promised to her that I will keep it as a Hyoudou Household family treasure that will be passed down to the next generation, making my sister facepalmed and Irina laugh.
Inserting [Memory]…
I remember it all. Summer Camp, Kissing with my own sister, beating a bunch of thugs who tried to harass her, Winning track and field, Winning in Kick-Boxing, Studying for the exam, Worshipping Irina's panties, Watching porn DVD, Sleeping with Aria…. I manage to enter Kuoh Academy due to winning many old school events. I'm sure I'm not as smart as Aria, which got myself placed inside Class D, the worst class.
The first thing I did in that school is peeping on the kendo girls and guess what? I never get caught by them! Only those two M that manages to get caught by them. I'm a Ninja! Even Naruto will fear me because of how stealthy I am. Who am I kidding? Naruto never good at stealth to begin with.
Done..
When I manage to regain consciousness, I found a familiar person sleeping on my top. This is non-other than my twin sister, Hyoudou Aria. Unlike me who was born with natural brown hairs and eyes, Aria was born with natural glossy black hair and light blue eyes. My father mentions that she probably take it after our grandmother. Both of us happen to be in nothing except for our birthday suit.
"Hey, Aria wakes up. it already 7 in the morning."
"Five more minutes, nii-san"
"No can do"
"Funyaaa~"
She moans because I put my hand on her fluffy cushion aka her juicy ass and grabbed it. I can't help but enjoy myself by watching her reaction while putting more strength into my fingers tip. Her ass is probably the most unbelievable textures globally, which even science can't figure it out. Her ass symbolic the Paradise itself. My finger is sinking, but at the same time, it was pushed back by force.
"Funyaaa~ Nii-san~ I understand..Ahhhh~ I will make break-Kyaaaa~" She gone 'kyaa' due to my hand slapped her left ass cheek.
"Ok good Aria now go"
I can't believe myself that my own sister is one of the member in my harem. Well I only have two for now. Other than my death on Amano Yuuma hand what happen in the last world? Wait a minute what is the date when I meet Yuuma? What is the year? What is the day? What is the time? Why I got killed? Who is she? What is she?
[Gamer's Mind LVL 4: Activated]
[Knowledge: Supernatural Awareness LVL 1]
Fuh hah fuh hah…. I remember why I die. It is all because of this power, but how did I get killed by her? Arghhhh! This is so confusing! Wait is my death in Amano Yuuma's hand is my first death? What if I already died countless times before that day? How can I be so natural about this?
[Quest Alert!]
Finding Oneself: You wish to learn more about yourself. Who are you? What are you? It always been playing on your head after your supposed first reincarnation. Heck is this even your first reincarnation?
Quest Rewards: ?,?, Title:?
Quest Failure: ?
Accept?
[Yes/No]
What with the question mark? I couldn't press the [No] button because I really need to know more about myself, so I pressed [Yes] instead. Finding yourself is really a vital thing well not as much as creating harem, but it still necessary.
"So it take you for 1045th loops to finally realize about it? Oh my what an idiotic man you are_~"
A beautiful young girl with an attractive figure surpassed every living creature in the world with platinum hair but seemed to be a bit brown? She has a pair of beautiful green eyes, and her pupils are star-shaped, which is kind of thing that you wouldn't find in the real world. She appears to be wearing a black dress that barely covers her voluptuous breasts. One single wrong move can reveal the hidden truth behind the dress.
But the weird thing about her is, she happened to be chained inside of a cave? Or dungeon?
"Hurry up and pull me out from this place~ I'm a bit lonely you know~"
"The one that will bring the calamity has been born"
A teenage girl with a curvy figure is looking at a crystal ball on her hand. She is a lovely individual, she has long black hair which she wears in two pigtails that were decorated with two gold compass ornaments on the end of it and a pair of pale green eyes. She also wears a golden compass earring on her left ears.
She wears a purple and black leotard with gold lining. She wears purple sleeves and black gloves, along with a short purple cloak with red lining, buttoned with a compass ornament hanging above her chest. On top of her head rests a purple witch hat, decorated with gold decals, black ribbon and another compass ornament. A similar one is seen wrapped around her right thigh.
"The only way to stop him is by? By what? Hey!"
The words on the crystal ball only stopped at 'by'. It never mentions who is the person that is going to bring the calamity to the world. The mage-like girl can't help herself from panicking. First, she didn't even manage to grab any snack, Second she still doesn't have enough money to pay the rent, and Third she didn't know who the fuck is the one that will bring the calamity.
a thin young girl of short height with pale skin and long, blue, water colored hair and eyes of the same color. Her outfit consists of a magician's hat and robe. Her hair is held in two braids that travel down her back. She is looking at the stars in the black sky with an awful grim look formed on her face.
"I never imagine the day that he will wake up from his even my most wildest dream can surpass this kind of thing. The awakening of the Calamity himself"
The girl shake her head.
"I need to stop him before it's too late"
Name: Hyoudou Issei (16)
Title: None
Race: Human?
Level: 5
EXP: 14/50
HP: 10/10 (1 per hour)
MP:5/5 (0.5 per hour)
STR: 7
END: 1
AGI: 15
INT: 5
WIS: 1
CHA: 3
LUK: 20
Currency-¥20,000
Perk Points: 5
Huh, so even the [System] not sure about me being a human. I didn't expect my [LUK] to be that high….Well, maybe I can expect it considering how lucky I'm to get a sister like Aria. Like my regular everyday routine, I will pray in front of Irina's holy panties, which I currently enshrine on my wall. Now I'm a bit hungry, Aria probably finishes preparing the breakfast.
Today is the new day for me! I'm going to become the very best like no one ever was~
To be Continue…
Thank you for reading the first chapter of 'Gamer of DXD'. I have been planning to write something like this before get myself in hospital. People who also happen to read my 'The Sins of DxD' don't worry, I'm not going to abandon the story, but it will be in hiatus until I manage to recover my computer.
PS: I'm currently using my sister's laptop to write this story.
Regarding Hyoudou Aria, I will mention this once, but she has the same look as Himekami Lizel. If you are too lazy to search, then take a look at the cover pic…Yes the black hair one. She is the only black hair girl in the pic, so you probably will not get hella confused.
You probably already know about the character that holds the crystal ball, right? Caused the game is hella famous. Sadly I didn't get her in my main account, but luckily I manage to get her in my Sub. I add her because of her thighs.
When is the next chapter? I can't promise when but I can say that I'm still going to continue this story. Don't expect any good thing from me tho because I'm not Kazuma Kamachi, I'm just a normal man that follow the teaching of Kuji Masamune.