Chapter 1: The Plague Begins
Everything had gone smoothly. Everything had gone according to the governor's plan… until it didn't. Just when the end was finally in sight, when the horrible COVID-19 pandemic was nearing its conclusion, the situation took a drastic turn for the worse. Florida had led the nation going into March in vaccinations against the virus, and the initial responses to the vaccine proved to be promising. Once vilified by the nation's media, Governor Ronald DeSantis was now being hailed a national hero.
"This is a victory for the people!" DeSantis declared from a beach in Daytona as the screams of the victorious Florida-men and Florida-women echoed around him. White, black, and latinx alike rejoiced at the notion that at long last, the nightmare of COVID-19 was at its end.
However, just like that, things went off the deep end. One of the Florida men's roars sounded a bit abnormal. Of course, it was quite usual for the Florida-men to sound animalistic and zombie-like, but this was different. This Florida man let out inhuman noises and shrieks akin to Eren's Attack Titan from Attack on Titan. He did not transform into a titan, however, but instead a ZOMBIE!
Florida-men trampled each other in an attempt to escape, but the zombie man began biting like crazy. Eventually, over three dozen florida-men were infected by the rogue zombie. DeSantis's guards attempted to defend the Governor against the zombies, but eventually they were forced to retreat. The zombies did not respond to gunfire. Overall, fifty lives were lost on that day, and reports of other zombies popping up across Florida were being confirmed.
That night, national television was questioning DeSantis's actions that day. Many were calling it an inside job.
"Did DeSantis create a zombie army on purpose?" asked Rachael Maddow on MSNBC. "He's literally Hitler. We've been telling you that since last year!"
Meanwhile, even Fox News was having a difficult time quelling the story.
"The zombie attack in Daytona was horrible," said Tucker Carlson, "but don't let it distract you from the fact that the left is trying to cancel Mr. Potatohead and Dr. Seuss! Joining me here is MyPillow CEO and future President Mike Lindell. Welcome to the show, sir."
Before Lindell could say another word, however, he transformed into a zombie and ATE TUCKER CARLSON! The entire studio at Fox shrieked in horror. The zombie plague was no longer exclusive to Florida. The virus was infecting EVERYWHERE.
TO BE CONTINUED!