AN: Hello, everybody. You're probably wondering why this is Episode 29 as opposed to Wisdom Imparted, as that is what is labeled as Episode 29 on my profile. Well, don't worry. Wisdom Imparted will be Episode 30. I just really wanted to do this story.

I need to thank my friend, Darksymphony777, for giving me this idea. He saw the concept in Crossover Conundrum, and he really liked it. So, I dedicate this story to him.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy :)

Chapter 1 All Mighty King Bowser

King Bowser was not someone anyone wanted to get on the bad side of. After all, he was King Bowser. The mighty king of a mighty kingdom, the most fearsome foe that Mario had ever faced. Sure, there were probably other foes that Mario has faced in his career as Mushroom Kingdom hero, but Bowser was the best! He was the best, darn it!

Bowser chuckled thinking about this. Yeah, he was the best. Everyone agreed with that. Even Mario ultimately has to admit that Bowser was the superior being in every way. He was tall, muscular, handsome...heck, he could even breathe fire! Sure, Mario had his fire flowers, but they didn't give him the ability to flippin' breathe the stuff!

"King Bowser?"

Bowser blinked out of his thoughts. He opened his eyes and stared at the Koopa Troopa servant who had just come into the room. This koopa troopa servant was named Arnie. Nothing really stood out about him aside from the fact that….actually no, nothing stood out about him.

"What is it, Arnie?"

Arnie stared. There was something about the stare; it almost seemed like he was doing his best to prevent himself from glaring at the King. Which...come on, would not be the best choice.

"Don't you remember what you're supposed to do today?"

Bowser blinked. He was supposed to do something today?

"Huh." He put his hand to his chin. "Am I supposed to play video games with Larry?"

"No," Arnie said as he shook his head.

"Huh. Am I...supposed to listen to one of Ludwig's symphonies?"

"Guess again."

"Oh wow, this is harder than I thought." He put his hand to his chin again, trying to remember if anyone put something important on his schedule. Then, his face lit up. "I've got it! I'm supposed to flex in front of my mirror!" He chuckled. "I forgot to do that yesterday; I don't want to deprive my reflection from seeing me any longer."

Arnie rolled his eyes. He looked like he was just about to do a face palm, but thought better of it. "No, your excellency. You have a meeting with King Whomp in the conference room."

Bowser sat up in his bed. "Ohhhh…." He laughed. "That guy! I remember now; he was really irritated when I last saw him." His face fell. "That probably means I need to hurry up so I don't piss him off any further."

"Yes. That would be much appreciated."

So, Bowser got up from his bed. He hated having to leave it, but some things were inevitable. He needed to get ready for the meeting with King Whomp.

Although….now that he thought about it, he didn't take a bath this week. Didn't want to show up to the meeting smelling the way he did.

"Arnie?"

Arnie perked up. "Yes, your highness?"

"Can you draw me a bubble bath?"

Arnie gawked. "A bubble bath? A BUBBLE BATH!" He did his best to keep his expression and vocal tone in check. "Sire, with all due respect, King Whomp is in the conference right now."

"I know." Bowser smiled. "But I stink. I don't want him fainting during the meeting." He thought about this. "Or worse; falling in love with the stench of my pheromones." He shuddered.

Arnie looked like he was just minutes away from pulling his hair out (which thankfully, he didn't have). However, he just kept his emotions in check and smiled. "You're right, sire. We need to get you cleaned up."

With that, Arnie went into the bathroom. Bowser heard the water running in his gigantic tub, sounding like a humongous waterfall. He could already imagine being engulfed in the sweet, sweet sight of bubbles and the sweet, sweet scent of soap. He wondered if he could also get some soothing bath salts involved with the bath. Oh ho ho, that would be incredible.

So, he entered the bathroom. He saw Arnie leaning over the tub, dipping his hand in the water to make sure it was the right temperature. Bowser smiled as he approached. However, he was completely caught off guard when he heard the Koopa troopa servant grumbling under his breath.

"I hate that idiot. He should know that he doesn't have time for stuff like this!"

Bowser blinked. Was...was Arnie talking about him?

"He doesn't deserve to be king! I think Cackletta had the right idea when she tried to get rid of him!"

Bowser's jaw dropped. Arnie was talking about him!

"Ahem."

Arnie nearly jumped out of his shell. He turned around, and his face grew pale when he saw Bowser standing right there. "How...how much of that did you hear?"

"I heard enough." Bowser crossed his arms. "Idiot, huh? Is that really how you see me?"

Arnie started stuttering. "I...I uh...I mean….I uh…"

"You can just say no, Arnie; it's not that hard."

Arnie looked at Bowser and swallowed a lump in his throat. "Uh...no?"

"Liar! I heard you clear as day saying that I didn't deserve to be king; behind my back no less!" He glared at the Koopa troopa. "You know what I think?"

"W...what?"

Bowser narrowed his eyes at him. "I don't think you deserve to be my servant."

Arnie looked like he had just been told he was going to be executed. "What! No! Bowser, I need this job!"

"That's King Bowser to you!" His eyes got narrower. "And too bad; you need to find another job, because….you're fired!"

"But Bowser…."

"KING BOWSER!" He sighed. "Go pack up your things; I want you out of this castle by sunset this evening."

Arnie's mouth moved, but no sound would come out. He stared at the King with horror in his features. However, Bowser wasn't going to pity him. He couldn't. He waa the king, and he had to show that he was in charge.

Finally, Arnie's shoulders slumped. "Yes, sire."

With that, he left the room with his tail between his legs. Bowser sighed and turned off the water to the tub. He dipped his toe in and smiled. It was just right.

As he lowered himself in, he thought about how awesome he was. Arnie did not have any right to crap on his name like that. No one did. He was the almighty King Bowser Koopa. He deserved to be treated with the utmost respect.

AN: So, yeah. Despite this being labeled as a Super Koopalings episode, this will mostly focus on Bowser and be a Bowser Adventure Comedy. I hope you enjoy it. Stay tuned for chapter 2! :)