The scene opens up on a local museum in the city of New York for The National History, or the history that is edited for the belief that the Supernatural doesn't exist. The night seemed very peaceful and pleasant, until a monstrous hound burst through a window as two demons followed suit to catch the monster. One was the iconic Monster Hunter of The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, or BPRD for short, known as Hellboy and alongside him was the another handsome Avian and Imp Prince as well as the prized agent of The Hellsing Organization, while known as The Immediate Murder Professionals back in the day, named Rodriguez Goetia. But I hear you saying, What the hell is going on and how did I get here? Well, that is a long story to tell. So, let's rewind a bit to fill ya in on the details!

(Dramatic Rewind Sequence with sound effects made by Rodriguez)

To start from the beginning, my father is the power Owl Prince known as Stolas and my mother is an Imp Mercenary named Blitzina. Their relationship was at first a means of… "Intimate Exchange" for my mother to start up her business of handling affairs of those screwed over in the living world by accessing my father's grimoire that could grant her the ability to enter the living world when she and her employees Millie as well as Moxxie to take of bounties they would hire to deal with.

Although, when my father's crazy-ass ex-wife Stella found out about this… Lets just say, she wasn't too fond of this and even hired an assassin to murder him due to be a cheating husband with a "low-class scum". At first, Stolas didn't pay too much mind to this as my mother slowly grew to resent Stella for this. As if my father's relationship with that Bitch was even good in the first place. Fun fact: their relationship was kind of forced upon them due to Bullshit Political Reasons within Hell.

But what made my dad ditch that crazy bitch was when Stella tried to kill my mom before trying to pull that "If I can't have him, no one can!" Crazy Girlfriend Trope due to the fact of how humiliated she was by how my parents' relationship was far more healthier than anyone has seen in Hell. If you didn't take in Lucifer's relationship with his wife, that is.

So, Stolas broke up with Stella, Octavia joined my father since she was disgusted to be related to her, and eventually, my parents became husband and wife. An audible ganking sound is made by Rodriguez due to how he wasn't fond of these gushy love stories. Don't get me wrong, I am very much happy for them. But Jeez! Imagine waking up late at night to get a snack and hearing all of their activities they do in bed! My sisters Octavia and Loona absolutely get just as annoyed as I do!

But if you want to know what I personally look like, I don't mind filling you. I definitely inherited my parents good looks and charms. I have feathers that mirrored my father and have horns that came from my mom. I have been often told I have eyes just as beautiful as my mother's while having the buff yet slim figure of a late teen that mimics my dad. I tend to dress in a royal attire designed for monster hunting with style. Not only did I gain their good looks, I have a shit ton of amazing powers thanks to my father. The best way to describe them is to imagine the powers of Alucard, but replace the vampiric blood abilities with demonic shadows. My mom also trained in various forms of hand to hand combat and weapons just in case Stella's personal assassin, Striker the Viper Imp, even tried to take me out. That Bitch doesn't know when to give up for sure!

The reason why my mother's company changed names and direction is mainly because of the BPRD getting a bit irritated by their means of business, so my mom compromised by making her company into the Hellsing's Organization, a squad of monster hunters straight from Hell! Because not every Demon down here is a heartless monster like everyone thinks we are. Who knows? Maybe me and Meat for Brains Hunter can make a time where us Supernatural beings don't need to coward and hide from the rest of the world!