(Author's Note: This is a reinterpretation of the Billy and Mandy episode "The Bubble With Billy". Keep an eye on certain things throughout this series as you might notice them carry on to the next chapter)
(Our story begins with the likes of Luna, Luan, and Leni seen seated at their classrooms at the Royal Woods High School simply hearing what their homeroom teacher has to say…)
Homeroom Teacher: Okay class, any questions before you take your test? Otherwise, I'll be taking my break right now.
Leni: (She raises her hand) I have a question. (Then she walks to her homeroom teacher at the front desk of the classroom to address her directly)
Homeroom Teacher: (Annoyed) What is it, Leni?
Leni: You got any gum?
Homeroom Teacher: No!
(Then Leni goes back to her desk saddened. The papers are already handed out to everyone, but it's clear she's still distressed about she's missing. She gets desperate now. Seeing her rock star of a sister nearby, she leans over to ask…)
Leni: Luna, do you...
Luna: No, dude! Can't you see I'm trying to take a test here?
Leni: But that's the problem, Luna. I can't take a test without gum. It calms my nerves and helps me think. Or it just calms my nerves. (The ditz leans over to her other sister, Luan) Hey Luan, you got any gum?
Luan: Gum? (She pulls out his case and opens it.) Well, I got a plum, a drum, and even a tiny chum, no bigger than my thumb. But no gum, Leni. Sorry. (She chuckles a bit while Leni frowns)
Leni: Well then, there's only one person left to ask. (She pulls out a big radio from under her desk)
Luan: No, no, Leni. Don't call her!
Leni: Oh, Lisa! (She screams into the radio)
(The roof caves in as the super genius toddler heads down in a big jetpack. The homeroom teacher was about to stop this, but the fumes from the transportation device knock her out cold easily, resuming her nap. Lisa is seen with her arms crossed facing her older sister)
Lisa: This better be good, Leni. Did you forget to study again?
Leni: You have got any gum?
Lisa: You dragged me away from my teaching post for a stick of gum?
Leni: Actually, I prefer piles and I mean like, PILES of gum.
Luna: Just give her the gum, Lisa.
Lisa: Fine! This hasn't been tested yet, but no time like the present to do so! Here's a bottomless supply so you never bother me with this again. (She reaches into her jetpack's built-in backpack and gives Leni a talking gumball machine.)
Gumball Machine: Greetings Helene, would you like to experience a refreshing phase of my flavorful gum?
Leni: You, like, can talk? Oh my gosh…
Gumball Machine: Certainly, I speak 42 different languages including, Dutch, French, Morse Code, Klingon-
Leni: Yeah, yeah, yeah. See the thing is I was kind of hoping for gum that didn't talk.
Gumball Machine: Oh! I see. (sounding a bit hurt)
Leni: It's nothing personal, it's just uh I don't like my gum to talk. That's all.
Gumball Machine: Oh no, that's okay I… I'll just let myself out. (it prepares to head out, but Leni drags it back)
Leni: No, I still want you. I just want you to shut up.
Gumball Machine: Oh, come on! Really? I mean, I'm funny like your sister, I can tell jokes! Two raisins and a stick of donut hole walk into a candy store...
Leni: Lisa?
Lisa: Right!
(Lisa zaps the Gumball Machine with a modification remote to make him un-talkative, and it then just shoots Leni gum in her mouth, and she chews it all up immensely.)
Leni: (Mouthful) Thanks, Lisa. You're like, a lifesaver.
Lisa: Yeah, yeah, just remember, don't swallow this gum.
Luan: Why not, dude?
Lisa: Trust me sister, you don't want to know. I tested it myself once, and my skin went all over the lab. (She shudders after she says this. Lisa then leaves through the roof again, and Luan reappears from underneath the rubble. She's now burnt, bruised, and her dress is torn. She tries to say something, but then she falls backwards thanks her spine cracking, and Leni just does her dopey laughter with her mouth utterly full. Once school wraps up, Leni finds a wood trunk at a nearby park, which was the perfect place for her to swallow the gum.)
Leni: (Mouthful) Hey! This looks like an awesome place to swallow my gum.
(She then sits on a tree trunk, chews her gum, and then swallows it.)
Leni: Yeah! (Her stomach rumbles.) What a gum-swallowing sensation. (She then opens her mouth, and the gumball machines shoots gums at her mouth again. She proceeds to chew it again, and as Luna walks to her with the rock star's arms crossed, Leni swallows the gum again.) Mmm, so super-licious. (She says patting her stomach)
Luna: I thought Lisa warned you not to swallow that stuff, dude.
Leni: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know Lisa, she's always takes the fun out of things.
(Her stomach rumbles again.)
Luna: Then why is your stomach rumbling like my drums?
Leni: What rumbling?
(Her stomach rumbles again, then, a bubble gum appears in her left ear.)
Luna: Um… are you feeling okay, Leni?
Leni: Just peachy thank you, why do you ask?
(Then, another bubble gum appears, but this time, in her right ear.)
Luna: Well, uh, when you talk, there are...
Leni: There are what?
(The bubble gums become bigger)
Luna: Okay Leni, hand over the gum.
Leni: NO! (She hits her sister with his bubble gum.) It's my gum! (She laughs crazily and leaves, and the gumball machine went with her. Lisa could be seen reading a book in the woods as well, while Leni runs by with bubble gums still on her ears. This is when Luna appears and she sits on a rock.)
Lisa: She swallowed it, didn't she?
Luna: Yep! So what happens to her now?
Lisa: She'll get an unimaginably horrible rash unlike anything she's ever had before. (She says as she pulls out some papers to start documenting this)
Luna: Lisa, this is frankly the SECOND time you've harmed Leni with your experiments! Aren't you going to stop her?
Lisa: Not yet. I haven't had someone consume it in such great quantities, so it's worth just letting nature take its course to see the results.
(Meanwhile, Mrs. Johnson was sitting at a public bench reading a book, and Leni walks to the bench to sit right next to the teacher. Johnson looks at Leni, and the klutz looks right back at her. Then Mr. Johnson notices something suspicious, but then she continues reading her book, thinking it'll go away on its own.)
Leni: So uh, nice day to be waiting for the bus, right Miss?
(Suddenly, two bubble gums ooze out of Leni's ears, and then float away. She afterwards had a bubble gum expand inside her butt. Mrs. Johnson slowly gets away from the ditzy blonde in fear, but Leni bounces to the teacher.)
Leni: What's the matter, Miss? (Then, she had bubble gums coming out of her nose, mouth, and ears, and the bubble gum on her butt grows larger. Mrs. Johnson freaks out, while Leni struggles, and so the teacher screams and runs away. Leni embarrassingly farts, and various of bubble gums appears, eventually blocking the sun.)
Luan: (suddenly appearing in the forest where Luna and Lisa were at. The clown sibling is still injured, and her expression showing she's still understandably fuming at what happened at the beginning of the episode) Hey Lisa, I normally would say a joke right about now, but your entrance got me hurt! Apologize!
Lisa: (not even paying attention to Luan as the toddler super genius is tinkering with a GPS device) Not now, Luan. There are more urgent matters to deal with. I'm trying to find Leni with my tracker here.
Luan: Oh yeah, Lisa? For what? So you can get your blasted bubblegum machine back? Well let me tell you little miss, I'm not moving from this spot, not even if a cloud of… bubbles comes our way." (She paused in the midst of talking as soon, various clouds of bubble gums spread all around in the woods, making her start panicking) "Oh my, what's going on, Lisa? I'm heading home, I'll get an apology from you later! I'll take my LEAF, HAHA!" (She then runs away finally)
Lisa: Well it looks like Leni's out there talking up a storm.
Luna: Lisa, I thought you said she would start developing rashes, when did BUBBLES come into play?
Lisa: Did you forget what I said, Luna? I hadn't properly tested that machine, so this is all new to me as it is to you. Still though, you were right about one thing. We need to get that gum out of Leni's stomach, lest she'll never recover.
(Then the two sisters went back to their home, while various of bubble gum could be seen going through everywhere across the streets with somehow no citizens seen screaming in fear like Luan was.)
Lisa: Now remember what I told you, Luna. All we need to do is keep Leni conversing until she hits the rash stage.
(Leni then opens the door.)
Luna: Waddup, sis? Listen, we need to chat.
(Leni kept chewing her mouth full of so much gum)
Leni: (Mouthful and confused) Huh?
Lisa: Yeah, come on in, and please grab a chair.
(Leni then swallows her gums, leaving her stomach extremely bloated and imprinted with the gum.)
Leni: Not now, guys. I'm like, too tired today. TTYL.
(As she walks by them up the stairs, her stomach inflates, then two large bubbles come out her ears again. Once she sees them float away, she finally heads up the steps to her room, looking absolutely peaceful as the bubblegum machine accompanies her)
Luna: Got anymore bright ideas, dude? (She said while looking at her super genius sis in annoyance)
Lisa: (Unchanged in attitude as she readjusts her glasses) Actually yes. Why not pour some of your charm on her? Clearly the direct approach wasn't the right answer.
Luna: (Groans) I hate this being so darn complicated.
(Over in Leni's room, she's seen using one of those old lady super long cigar holders with her nose and bubbles coming out the other end instead of grey fumes so the implication isn't underage smoking going on in a kid's show. She's even got her fancy bathrobe on and laying on her bed like she's relaxing at the spa. Of course, her main condition isn't getting better as soon, more bubbles come out her ears, but she grabs one and, taking a page from Luan's book, turns it into a poodle dog balloon construct that barks at her before running off. This is when Luna and Lisa finally come into the room, their opening of the door itself accidentally slamming into the dog and when they walk past it, it's slides out like a piece of a paper before popping right after. Lisa does notice it, but shrugs at the audience before returning to the main plot at hand.)
Luna: So, uh, Leni, can I... get you anything?
Leni: Nope! I'm fine the way I am now! Thanks for the offer though! (She keeps on her nose-smoking)
Lisa: Get closer to her, Luna. Ask her how her day was.
(Luna growls, and sits next to Leni on the bed.)
Luna: So, dude, how was your day? (She says while having her hands under her chin and blinking many times with puppy eyes in a girly manner)
Leni: It was fine, great even thanks to the gum. Why you ask? (her tone shows she's still oblivious to her impending doom)
Luna: This isn't working, Lisa. (back to her regular, annoyed demeanor)
Lisa: Ask her maybe personal things about himself. Her hopes, and dreams, and be nice.
(Luna groans from all this pressure, but she gets an idea finally. Snatching Lisa's glasses for comedic effect to put them on and then coughing to speak in a more hoity-toity British accent/demeanor, she begins her monologue as she crossed her legs like if this were a therapy session)
Luna: Leni, we've known each now since basically we were born. I looked up to you, though at times I just can't seem to understand you. Your naivety, your love for fashion, your sudden moments of genuine smarts (clearly she said that to get the blind Lisa mad as karma), it doesn't add up. So from sister to sister, why don't you tell me more about yourself?
Leni: (Her eyes looked like she spaced out from all that talk before she shook her head to return to reality) Um… let's just say if I told you, Luna, you still wouldn't understand the inner machinations of my mind. It's an enigma… (Cut to a thought bubble from her head showing an orange juice carton on a table spilling over, making a mess before it pops out of existence)
Luna: (She facepalms as she gives Lisa back her glasses. Luna's clearly losing her temper with Leni) Isn't there anything, ANYTHING you want to talk about, brah?
Leni: (Now she's getting ticked off too) No, and I don't know why you keep asking!
Luna: (She has had it with all this mindless bickering)THAT'S IT! You've had your chance, sis! (She pulls out her phone). Come on dude, it's not so hard! Cough up the gum or I'm gonna call Mom-star to give you a timeout! (She points her electronic device right at Leni's chest like if it's a gun, initially scaring her older sibling.)
(Leni miraculously is able to regain her composure and slowly push Luna's arm away from her so she can get some breathing room)
Leni: If you do that I'll, eh… I'll, I'll… I'll, I'll uh- (She takes the gumball machine and sinks into her bed, then reappearing on top of the bed stands with the gumball machine, now with only its glass orb left, no top cap or coin slot stand attached to it.) If you do THAT, then I'll like eat the entire bottomless gumball machine. Thereby creating various forms of havoc and other awkward situations. (She laughs like a maniac.)
Luna: You wouldn't dare… (She says while waving her finger at the contact link to Rita Loud)
Leni: Ohyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Lisa: Ohno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Leni: Ohyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! (Just as Luna's about to press her phone's screen, Leni gets to work cartoonishly shoving her gumball machine dome into her mouth. It's a struggle, but as her head deforms around it once it's in her jaws, she quickly starts chewing up the bubblegum and glass. The mass in her throat is seen disappearing as she swallows the whole thing and laughs in pure satisfaction. However, she immediately then swells up to now look like Violet Beauregard without the skin coloration as she's so dang round.)
Luna: Great! (She turns her head to Lisa) Is she gonna explode or what, dude? (She says while putting her phone away)
Lisa: I told you Luna, I don't know! No one's ever been naive enough to swallow the whole bottomless supply at once. So if you want an answer, then maybe! (As they talk, Leni's seen laughing as her belly throbs four times.)
Leni: (She sounds now sicklier) I feel funny. And I don't mean like, funny ha, ha. No, no, no! Funny weird. (She laughs idiotically as her belly throbs one more time before then she coughs up the gums that she swallowed.)
(Lisa panics as the gum puke begins heading her direction, clearly flying past a still maddened Luna. Lisa tries to open the door, but it's not budging. She then realized it's a pull door, not a push one, though it's too late as the gum then hits her directly, nailing her against the hallway wall outside. Luna then walks by with a little smirk on her face)
Luna: What a stroke of luck, eh Lisa?
Lisa: (Her head emerges from the gum puke to then respond) You call THIS luck?!
Luna: Well, at least we got Leni to cough up the gum. This would be a perfect time for Lori to say "literally" (She says as her eyes narrow at this remark).
Leni: Oh wait a second, guys! Now I'm getting the "funny weird, not funny haha" feeling again! (Her stomach grumbles profusely. The two siblings then look in awe as Leni laughs and gets projected out of the room through the nearby window, spewing lots and lots of gum along the way. She gets so high into the air; she's seen catching up to a plane. Inside, we see two pilots just chilling as their hands aren't even on the controls.)
Airplane Pilot: Don't worry, James. These new planes practically land themselves…
(Leni is then seen flying past the plane visor, forming a gum cord that snags the plane right then and there.)
Airplane Pilot: See? I told you.
(We continue following the inflated ditz as her gum-projected trail now steers her through traffic, then over a large body of water where her puke forms a giant cityscape-like bridge for all to now see and use. Leni's mass is seen deflating as she rockets past Mrs. Johnson back on the park bench again, who now has gum on her face shaped like fancy hair curls and a beard. Leni laughs one more time before finally landing outside the gum-covered Loud House residence with no more gum in her system. Luna and Lisa are seen waiting for her as the super genius sibling is seen taking notes on that's occurred)
Leni: Okay, now I'm all ears. (Leni then gets the horrible rash form all over her body and face, swelling it up in a grosser, but karma-driven way.) I got an unimaginably horrible rash unlike anything I've ever had before! (She then lays down) Anybody got any anti-itch cream?
(THE END...)