Writer Block is a b... I wrote this... Please accept this filler and other one-shots; some cannon in the two universes I created, some are not.
Summary: Nappa's thoughts as he notifies Lady Vegan of Raditz's demise
Six months...
Six long months...
That's how long it took to get to this God-forsaken hell
The serene planet of Odayaka, that's where Freiza exiled the mere chit of a girl, Lady Vegan.
Odayaka was a luscious green; the very name provokes equilibrium, love, and collectedness.
God, it brings about feelings of sickness to know that another sayian was being subjected to this.
How did she tolerate this?
It made me nauseous, but curva micuță o merită!
Pretentious little bitch that won't honor her obligations!
Her obligation as a sayain woman is to produce an heir and stay in her place!
She was supposed to submit to me when she was 12!
(A/N: I know, gross)
Pathetic!
I have to wait until she's willing...
The women on this planet are gratifying enough; they're too concerned about harmony and not disturbing Frieza to fight back...
The princess was at the mănăstire playing with a few bastards that trek the land.
None of which are mine, despite what the women of this land claim!
My ship touched down a few feet from the villa; several maids gossiped about nonsense.
'Inform Doamnă Vegan that Vizier Nappa is here.' I told a scullery maid.
She rushed to the villa as the others huddled up by a nearby tree.
I think I bedded a few of them.
'Ah, my apologies, Your Excellency,' said a frightened voice from behind me.
I whirled to discover the maid looking up at me, frightened.
'What's this?!' I demanded. 'Where is Doamnă Vegan?'
'Well, she's in the middle of a very fierce game with the Sisters and their maids-'
'Just take me to her!'
****
When we arrived, I saw Vegan being chased by more of the planet's bastards.
Galloping through in the mud, she was conducting herself like a child!
'Lady Vegan!' I called.
She veered around to me. 'Your Excellency!' She shouted as she waved.
'Lady Vegan! Approach me!'
She muttered something to them in their native language.
I opposed her schooling...
Sayain women were created to battle and breed...
She approached me; her hair was chaotic, the bottom of her skirts was decorated in mud.
Her face was covered in dirt and sweat...
Any pure-blooded sayain would have her blood oozing through their veins
She is the mother of our species...
I grieve the future of my lineage...
'Your Excellency.' She said with a breathless laugh. 'The ladies and I were just engaging in a rousing contest of-'
'You're filthy.'
'Ah, yes. It's just a little-'
'Could you go tidy up? I scoffed. 'I refuse to communicate with you when you look and smell like... this.'
She pouted and looked away, but to my amazement, she replied in a friendly voice, 'Airini, could you take Vizier Nappa to sala de mese and have Akudo prepare him a feast while I freshen up.'
A year ago, she would have begun wailing about her answers to no one!
Now she submits.
Maybe there's hope for her yet...
*****
'How long does it usually take the princess to bathe?' I inquired fetița de mână as she placed food in front of me.
'Well, the princess likes to take her time-'
'Where is the princess' chambers?' I stood.
'Upstairs.'
I stormed up the stairs to the princess' bed chambers and burst into the room.
The princess was holding onto a bedpost while a handmaiden tightened her corset.
She was no longer that lithe body little girl she was when Freiza sent her into exile.
Her body appears to have developed.
Her ectomorph body finally evolved hips and her breast... they were still flat when compared to the other women in Freiza court, but very busty compared to the women here.
Up until now, beauty was her only redeeming quality...
'Your Excellency!' the handmaiden shrieked as she jerked away from her.
'I need to converse with the princess, alone!'
Vegan fetched a robe and threw it around her body. 'It's alright, leave us.'
The maiden vacated, closing the door behind her; Vegan settled on her bed and began brushing her raven mane.
'You look exquisite.' I told her as I walked towards her. 'Time on this planet has done wonders for you.'
'What would you like to discuss, Your Excellency.' She growled.
'Lady Vegan,' I said as I sat behind her, 'I haven't glimpsed you in a year...'
'I was in the middle of a crucial game.' She snorted.
'You can putter with those juveniles whenever you want-'
'What do you wish to talk about, Nappa?'
She was still a bitch!
'Raditz.'
She veered around to me; her robe was open...
'Wait about Raditz?!' She halted, brushing her hair as she turned to me. 'Nappa, tell me what happened to Raditz. Did he uncover Kakarott?'
'Yes.'
'Are they on their way here?'
'No, Raditz is dead.'
She swiveled back to the looking glass; the sight of her bare breast was attractive.
'I'm sorry, princess. I understand how close you two were.'
'He was my brother.'
Their association never settled with me...
A commoner and princess...
'How did he die?'
'Kakarott.'
She grimaced and twisted to me. 'What do you mean?!'
'Kakarotto and a Namekian-'
'Why the hell would a Namekian be that far from Namek!' She whirled back to the looking glass. 'And why would Kakarotto betray his people? His brother?'
'The Earthlings may have corrupted him, although...'
'Although?'
'From what I learned on the scouter, it appears Kakarotto has copulated with an Earthling and begot a son.'
'Kakarotto has a child? So we can breed with humans...'
'We don't have to...'
'Nappa...'
'Raditz is dead, Kakarotto is a defector, and his seed is an abomination!' I proclaimed. 'You and I-'
'Must locate Kakarott and conquer Earth!' She strode closer to me, providing me an eyeful of her body. 'When we get to earth, and we attract Kakarotto to our side and defeat Freiza, only then can our children be entitled to the universe.'
She stared up at me, grinning sweetly. 'I will go to earth alone.'
'What?'
'I am going alone-'
'Like hell-' She halted and nodded. 'Very well, I shall remain here.'
She was starting to understand her place and behave as a woman should.
'No one will threaten our heirs.'
I reached to caress her; she let me fondle her for a bit before pulling away.
'You should hurry off.' She said weakly.
Her self-control was slipping... I could see it in her eyes...
'We should begin breeding when I return.'
She looked at me but remained silent; after a long stillness, she nodded.
'Fair enough.'