(Amity Park)
It was a normal day in the town of Amity Park.
BOOM!
Well mostly…..
inside the building marked Fenton works smoke was coming out of the windows
A teenage boy was opening the windows so the smoke would get out this was Danny Fenton
"Every week. I swear" Danny muttered
"At least it's only smoke this time" an older teen girl said as she came into the kitchen this was Danny's older sister Jazz Fenton
"Yeah it' an improvement over ecto goo" Danny said with a chuckle as he waved his arms trying to get the smoke out the window
"Don't forget the flying hot dogs with teeth" Jazz said boredly
Danny then noticed something outside across the street
"hey sis look a moving truck" Danny said
"Who'd be desperate enough to move in nearby us?" Jazz asked in bewilderment
"Well that house must have lowered the price after dad flooded the street with ecto fudge" Danny said with a chuckle
"Ah yes the fourth of july incident" Jazz said nodding in remembrance. "Well let's go introduce ourselves and warn them of our parents" she said knowing they needed to be warned
The two siblings walked out of the building and headed next door to greet the new neighbors. As soon as they walked over they saw a beautiful redhead woman carrying an entire bed with one arm as well as an older blonde gentleman holding several fragile objects.
"Hello there and welcome to the neighborhood" Jazz greeted with a friendly smile while Danny gaped at the redhead woman holding aloft a bed three times her size with one arm.
The two turned towards them with a smile.
"Ah you must be our neighbors. Apologies if the noise disturbed you" the older blonde man said with a smile.
"That's us, we live across the street. I'm Jazz Fenton and this is my little brother Danny" Jazz said while Danny stuttered out a greeting. Still in shock by the woman's strength.
"Ah you're the Fenton's! We were hoping to meet you all" the blond man said
"Yea the realtor said to try avoiding you but she seemed like an uptight hag" the redhead said as she set down the bed briefly.
"Yeah our parents are …..different" Jazz said
"You mean the ghost hunters?" the redhead woman asked
"Yeah we know but believe it or not there was a ghost attack at the high school the other day. Some meat monster right Danny?" Jazz asked
"Yup" danny said remembering his battle with the lunch lady ghost
"From what I heard ghosts don't do anything without a reason. Did it have a reason?" The blond man asked
"You know ghosts?" Danny asked surprised
"Oh sure my family has been shamans for years. We should introduce ourselves. I'm Kushina Namikaze, this is my Husband Minato" she said with a smile
"Shamans?" Jazz asked curiously
"We basically communicate and try to help spirits or defeat them if they are malevolent" a new voice said as a teenager close to Jazz's age stepped out of the moving truck carrying a bed himself one handed like Kushina beforehand.
He wore dark blue jeans, a burnt orange shirt underneath a black leather jacket, and burnt orange shoes decorated with black lightning designs. His hair was spiky and blond like the male but noticeably he had three whisker-like birthmarks on each cheek resembling a fox.
Jazz's eyes widened at seeing the blond around her age.
Danny raised an eyebrow at this as Jazz usually wasn't interested in guys, though that may be because most of them were jocks or immature to her
Kushina smiled "ah good of you to join us Naruto. These are our Neighbors Jazz and Danny. Danny, Jazz this is our son Naruto" she introduced while smirking at seeing Jazz's look towards her son. She was waiting at this point to see if she just openly started drooling as it'd be funny.
"Hey" Danny said waving at Naruto
"Sup" Naruto greeted while still holding the bed and waving hello with his free hand.
"Jazz say hi" Danny nudged his sister and whispered to her as she was just frozen at this point. Oh he was so teasing her later with this.
"Hi!" Jazz shouted after Danny nudged her but quickly tried to compose herself realizing she just shouted
"Enthusiastic aren't ya?" Naruto smiled. Meanwhile Kushina was already planning ways to get these two together. Never underestimate a Crazed mother.
"Well if it's school- ow!" Danny yelled as Jazz grabbed his ear
"Do not embarrass Danny or I will burn your hidden stash of 'books' under your bed" Jazz growled
Danny instantly silenced himself. He would not lose those dammit. He would bide his time. There would be more opportunities to embarrass his sister down the line.
'oooo firey I like her' Kushina thought with a smirk
"Danny, Jazz where are you?" a woman's voice yelled as the door to Fentonworks house opened
"We're right here mom! We were just greeting our new neighbors!" Jazz smiled
"New neighbors? Are they ghosts in disguise?" a man's voice asked, running out holding a bat.
"Please no ghost is that stupid to mess with a top rate shaman" Kushina said with a smirk.
"Shamans? In Amity Park?" The female fenton asked suprised
"These are our parents Maddie and Jack" Jazz said with a sigh already expecting the worst
"Ah good we've been hoping to meet you two and talk about some paranormal research" Minato said happily
"You're like us?" Jack asked surprised
"Well more spiritual then tech but in a way, yeah" Kushina said with a nod as that was a good description of Shamans
"Amazing, the only other person we know involved with paranormal findings was an old friend from college before he went off the map. It'll be nice to discuss it with people that have familiarity with the subject for a change." Maddie said with a smile
"How do you make money?" jazz asked knowing that ghosts weren't a lucrative business but thankfully her parents held the patents on some tech
"Mom's a former pro wrestler on top of being a shaman and dad's part royalty, related to an ancient emperor" Naruto explained
"That was college days you brat stop trying to scare our new friends" Kushina said glaring at her son
"That wasn't meant to scare them. It's awesome that you held so many championships" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Wait a minute, You're the Bloody Riptide!" Danny shouted in shock And a bit of awe. He was familiar with her in ring work. And how many bones she broke in her foe's bodies.
"Isn't wrestling fake?" Jazz asked
"Not the promotion I was in. We wanted to upstage other scripted promotions and we caused real pain with real weapons" Kushina chuckled looking back fondly on her wrestling days. It's why they were pretty well off financially.
"Well welcome to Amity Park. We should have you over for dinner sometime" Maddie said with a smile
"You can count on it us fellow redheads need to stick together" Kushina said with a smile
"You going to Casper high?" Jazz asked Naruto
"Yeah I'm starting my junior year" Naruto said
"Me too" Jazz said with a smile
"Well maybe you can show me around then?" He asked her
"Absolutely we can go to school together tomorrow" Jazz said with a nod
Naruto smiled. "Sounds good"
"Would you two like some privacy?" Kushina asked
"Mom" Naruto said with a groan
"What she's a redhead and you - Kushina was saying before she was interrupted
"Ok your done let's get inside" Minato said shaking his head as he led his wife inside
"Dammit Minato! I will powerbomb you for this!" Kushina roared
"Isn't that how we got Naruto?" Minato asked as they entered the house
"That was foreplay!" Kushina shouted
"I didn't need to know that" Naruto muttered as he went inside the house
"Wow ...they are nuts like us" Danny said chuckling
"I heard that!" Naruto's voice shouted from behind the door
"I like them" Jack said with a smile as they all headed back to Fenton works
"Really? Even with Jazz drooling over Naruto?" Danny asked with a smirk
"You're dead!" Jazz yelled as she started to chase Danny into the house
"My little girl likes a boy?!" Jack yelled as he picked up his bat
"Jack put down the bat" Maddie told him
"I just want to talk to him." Jack muttered
"Jack please put it down" Maddie told him
"I just want to talk to him" Jack muttered again
"Jack I'm serious" Maddie said with a glare
"I just want to talk to him" Jack muttered again
"Jack!" Maddie shouted
"I just want to bash his head in" Jack muttered
"Jack put it down or no fudge!" She finally shouted, making Jack stop and scurry back home.
(the next morning)
Naruto was coming down stairs ready for school and saw his mom with his lunch ready for him
"Here you go sweetie. Everything you need. Sandwich, water, aphrodisiac, banana"
"Mom I just met Jazz so calm down" Naruto groaned as he snatched a piece of toast for breakfast
"See I could do that but I'm not going to" Kushina said with an evil smirk
"Don't I get a say in Who I date?" Naruto asked
"Oh sure you can pork who you want" Kushina said nonchalantly
"Way to stay classy mom" Naruto said flatly
"Well you will need multiple wives since your the last if two clans" Minato said not looking up from his paper
"I regret mentioning the Emperor thing already" Naruto sighed
"Oh like you won't enjoy having Jazz service you and any other women"
"Again I just met her mom so grow up" Naruto said as he grabbed his lunch and headed for the door
"I want grandchildren dammit! Let me have this dattebane!" Kushina shouted
Naruto said nothing as he slammed the door
"Maybe he would be more open to dating if he had a car to lure them in" Minato said as he turned the page on his newspaper
"... Minato you're a genius! I'll buy him a fancy car and have it dropped off at the school for him! Then I will have grandchildren!" Kushina yelled with crazed glee
"Teens love sports cars honey" Minato said helping his wife with a chuckle
"Noted!" Kushina shouted as she made a call
Payback for all those pranks over the years son. Minato thought with a smirk
(With Naruto)
Naruto finally made it to the school with time to spare and stopped to look around at the school
"Huh. Smaller than I expected" Naruto said aloud. He didn't think it would be massive but it just seemed small as well as old. Like in need of some repairs.
"Hey Naruto you're here early" Jazz said as she approached after parking her car
"Yeah I didn't know if you had a car or not so figured I'd just meet you here" Naruto explained
Well your here in time to get to the office so you can get your schedule then I can show you around" Jazz said
"Sounds good. Where's the office?" He asked. Jazz smiled as she waved for him to follow her to the principal's office.
After they left the office Naruto noticed Danny nearby being pushed against a locker by a bigger blonde teen
"Excuse me a moment Jazz" Naruto said seriously as he despised bullies. With a passion. Naruto walked up behind the blonde teen who didn't notice his presence.
"Fenturd I blame you for getting in the way of getting a date with your sister!" The teen growled
"Dash, I didn't do anything! She makes her own decisions!" Danny said
"I don't care I'm gonna wail on you anyways" Dash growled
Dash then felt a hand grab his shoulder
"So you like to bully people eh? Tell me something you've probably broken bones in others right? How many can you name?" Naruto asked calmly. Far too calmly.
"Who are you?! Why are you interrupting my beatdown of the freak!" Dash growled
"Names Naruto and I'm gonna help you remember every bone in the human body. By breaking them all in you!" He growled fiercely as his grip on Dash's shoulder tightened until an audible loud crack was heard. Dash fell to the ground gripping his left shoulder in pain.
"That was the scapula, your shoulder blade. I managed to crack it like an egg. Rather easily in this case. Do you want to learn more bones?" Naruto asked darkly
Some students started to watch
"Who's the new kid?" a black teen in glasses asked Danny as he helped him up this was Tucker folley
"That's Naruto Namikaze. My new neighbor" Danny explained
"The one that's a shaman?" a goth looking girl asked as she remembered Danny texting her last night thus was Samantha Manson but everyone called her Sam
"Yeah" Danny said as he looked At Naruto standing over the still kneeling and wailing Dash.
"What's going on out here?!" an older bald man yelled as he walked over to investigate
"Who are you?" Naruto asked the older man
"I'm Mister Lancer, the history teacher. Now what in the name of Moby Dick is going on?" He asked
"This asshole was bullying a friend of mine and I was correcting him" Naruto said
"Then you'll be coming with me now young man" Lancer told Naruto
Naruto nodded as he pulled out his phone and texted his mom as he followed Lancer
"What the hell?" Sam asked in shock as she never saw anyone, even new students tear Dash down so easily.
"I guess Shamans kick ass" Tucker said as he took a picture of dash still wailing and crying like a bitch
"His mother is the Blood Riptide of Pro wrestling." Danny said as he was admittedly terrified of Kushina's strength and it looked like Naruto had the same strength as her.
This made Tucker and Sam pause in surprise.
Jazz sighed at this as Naruto wasn't even here a day and he already made a scene. Though she was admittedly happy, someone stood up for Danny.
(later)
It was lunchtime and Naruto was eating outside trying to ignore the whispers of the other students.
"They act like they've never seen a fight before" he muttered
"Well you did hurt one of the popular crowd" Danny said as he, Sam, and Tucker approached, seeing as Jazz had a later lunch period than them.
"And?" Naruto asked
"They didn't have a popular crowd at your old school?" Tucker asked
"Popularity was more a student council kind of thing at my old school. Even then it was never to the detriment of other students" Naruto explained as shit like Dash pulled would be met harshly.
Naruto then looked at Danny's friends "Naruto Namikaze" he said greeting them
"Tucker Foley" Tucker greeted before going back to his pda
"Sam Manson" Sam greeted
Before Naruto could say anything else he saw a blue sports car drive into the parking lot and saw his mom get out.
"Mom before you start" Naruto started to say
"I already know just point me at this lancers office and you can go take your new car" Kushina said tossing Naruto the car keys, a literal fire in her eyes
"Inside down the hall, third door on the left" Danny and Tucker said in fear of Kushina's fury
"You bought me a car?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"You need it to get some bitches now if you'll excuse me I have a teacher to make my own bitch" Kushina said fiercely
"Bitches?" Sam asked with a raised eyebrow
"Goddammit mom" Naruto sighed "Mom wants grandkids" he answered
"lucky" Tucker said as him and Danny looked at the blue sports car
"Well at least mom knows my style" Naruto said as he pocketed the keys
"Why is she not upset at you getting in a fight?" Sam asked genuinely confused
"Mom knows I don't put up with bullies heck she's the one that taught me to injure bullies in anyway possible" Naruto said
"Your kidding" Danny said
"Nope first lesson was go for the nuts and they won't get up after that" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Should we be worried about what she'll do to Lancer?" Sam asked
"Nah mom only goes for spectacle and fear" Naruto said
They then heard a crash and saw a desk go flying out of a window. Landing on a car.
"My car!" Dash shouted with his arm in a sling
"Oh suck it up you jock bitch!" Kushina yelled from the window "now as for you Lancer"" She roared
"Today is a half day class is dismissed!" a female voice on the PA yelled
"Oh yeah when I'm done with you Lancer I'm going after the principal too! Thanks for the reminder you exist, Ishiyama!" Kushina's raging voice cut through after the announcement
"... your mother is a badass" Sam said in awe
"Oh yeah mom went to school with her" Naruto said with a groan as he remembered the stories of his moms encounters with principal Ishiyama in college. She once threw her off the roof of the college onto a pick up truck.
Let it never be said that Kushina is not fucking terrifying.
"How did she even have kids?" Tucker asked
"According to dad she's a sweetheart to those she likes" Naruto said as he walked to his car "you three wanna go get something to eat? My treat" he said
"Awesome lets hit up Nasty Burger" Tucker said
"….that's the actual name?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow as they all got in the car
"Sadly yes" Sam sighed she honestly hated the place but there's like nowhere else to really eat in town.
"Food better be good" Naruto grumbled as he started the car
Sam fell into Danny's lap at this as she hadn't buckled up yet and blushed
Naruto saw this through his mirror and smirked lightly.
(Nasty Burger)
Paulina Sanchez was at the Nasty Burger talking with her friend Star about what happened at school today which she missed thanks to a dentist appointment
"So some New kid waltzed in, cracked the bones in dash's shoulder, and when Lancer went off on him the kid's mother came in and absolutely wrecked up him and Ishiyama?" Paulina asked flabbergasted
"Yup" Star said with a far off look in her eyes as if reliving a war in her mind. The horrors she had seen this day.
Before Paulina could say anything Naruto and his new friends entered the restaurant
"So this is the only place people can eat out at in this town?' Naruto asked as they entered, seeing the decor.
"Well nobody wants to try and be competition to this place" Tucker said
"Especially with the ghost attacks now" Sam said
"Well dad wanted to start a business" Naruto said with a thoughtful look
"Naruto if you can get a restaurant that serves actual salads i will start worshiping the very ground you walk on" Sam said in complete honesty
Naruto chuckled at this "no need for that Sam, wait they don't serve vegetarian meals?" he asked
"Does lettuce with one slice of tomato count?" Sam asked sarcastically
"Technically? Yes but yea I get that can be annoying" Naruto said
Meanwhile nearby Paulina was looking at Naruto. "So he's the one who destroyed Dash?" She asked Star
"Yup" Star said with a nod
"He's actually pretty good looking. Better than the other losers and freaks in the school" Paulina said
"You looking to get a piece of him?" star asked recognizing the look in her friends eyes
"Forget a piece I want the whole meal" Paulina said licking her lips
"Wait, so you're actually looking to go exclusive?" Star asked surprised as this was a first for Paulina
"Never said that. I just need someone a bit more readily available more often. I do have needs after all." Paulina said as she stood up
"Well if he's good in the sac pass him to me for a turn" Star said with a giggle
"Hmm we'll see. If he pleases me enough you can be his pet" Paulina said
"I would make a move then I heard Fenton is into him" Star said
"The loser or the loser's sister?" She asked
"Sister, everyone knows Fenton is into his goth friend" Star clarified
"Hey can't be too careful these days" Paulina shrugged. It never hurt to have clarity
"Anyway you may have a rival if the rumor of him being the fentons neighbor is true" Star said
"Rival? Oh please no one can step to me in terms of beauty" Paulina said arrogantly. She was absolutely sure Naruto would be putty in her hands after one greeting.
"Good luck" Star said as Paulina walked towards Naruto's table swaying her hips
"So this is the new guy? Naruto right?" Paulina said as she leaned on their table, showing her cleavage off before him.
Naruto turned to look at Paulina and paused as he saw her woah he thought. He then noticed Sam's fierce glare and Tucker and Danny nearly drool at the sight of Paulina.
Paulina smirked as she noticed Naruto checking her out "names Paulina. Heard what you did to Dash. Gotta say it's impressive but considering those muscles you've got it's not that surprising" She said as she looked at Naruto's arms seeing as he had taken off the leather jacket and had his arms on full display.
"Thanks" Naruto said to her, already realizing how she was. Very shallow and manipulative
"I bet you could show me a good time" She purred out batting her eyelashes
"I'll pass" Naruto said curtly
This made the entire restaurant go silent except for Sam who had taken out her phone and hit record. She wanted to savor this moment.
"E-excuse me?" Paulina stuttered out in shock. He just turned her down? Her? Paulina Sanchez?!
"You heard me" Naruto said
"W-why?" Paulina stuttered
"Look I'll be honest you're a total knockout but I can tell just from the words out of your mouth you're a manipulative bitch who believes she's better than everyone due to her beauty. To me your only redeeming feature right now is the fact your a big pair of tits and a thick ass. Other than that though I have absolutely no investment into you whatsoever. So do us all a favor, walk away, sway your ass in some effort of putting on a teasing show if you want, and when you have an actual likable personality, then we can talk" Naruto said in a completely calm and monotone voice.
Paulina looked at Naruto and after a few moments she turned around and walked away
The silence was utterly deafening until everyone went back to what they were doing
"wow I was expecting a tantrum" Sam said in awe before hitting save on the video. Oh she was gonna get some mileage out of this.
"Hope she grows up then after hearing the truth" Naruto said as he ate his burger
"Naruto i say this with absolute honesty, but you may be a god to me now" Sam said as she despised Paulina's shallow and manipulative attitude
"Dude what was that?" Tucker asked
"Attraction and lust don't equal love or any other positive parts that make up relationships. If i wanted eye candy I could get an escort" Naruto said
"So you're more interested in a girl that has a brain?" Sam asked hoping Naruto's attitude would have a good effect on her friends
"Yup way better to be with someone I could have an actual conversation with" Naruto said with a nod
"So Jazz then" Danny said with a smirk at Naruto seeing as Kushina kept teasing Naruto about her yesterday.
"Danny I can throw you through a window easily" Naruto deadpanned at the black haired teen who was attempting to tease him.
"... but that wouldn't negate what I just said would it?" Danny teased some more.
Before Naruto could respond there was a crash and a ghost appeared
"I am the box ghost! Beware!" The box ghost shouted
"... is he serious?" Naruto asked
"Yea he's not exactly the most scary ghost we have seen" Tucker said
"Not scary?! Fools! You shall bow before my containers of terror!" Said ghost exclaimed as several boxes that burgers are packaged in started to glow and float
"Ok now I'm annoyed I was eating that!" Naruto yelled as he saw his food go flying
"Let's get out of here!" Sam yelled hoping to get everyone to leave so Danny could transform and fight.
"Ah hell no! This asshole's mine!" Naruto growled as he held out his hand and a what looked like a blue ball with a cats face appeared in his hand
"Hey Naruto, what spirit are we fighting?" the ball asked with a females voice
"Hey Matatabi. Just some idiot calling himself… sigh the box ghost" Naruto said
"so he's a pervert?" Matatabi asked
This caused Naruto to sputter in surprise
"No Matatabi I mean like cardboard boxes" Naruto said
"Hey boxy, does your powers encompass anything that's referred to as a box?" Matatabi asked
"It has to be square shaped and who are you?" He asked
Matatabi's form changed into what looked like a blue cat made of blue fire
"T-the two tails?!" the box ghost yelled in fear
"Aww it seems like my reputation precedes me." Matatabi said with a smirk
Naruto chuckled as he pulled out what looked like some metal claws and put them on "You ready matatabi?" he asked
Matatabi nodded at this and she turned into spirit energy and flew into Naruto's clawed gauntlets
"Oversoul! two tails mode!" Naruto and Matatabi yelled together as his gauntlets lit up with blue flames
"... no way?! A shaman?! They're still around?!" The box ghost asked in pure fear having heard the legends of the shamans of old from other ghosts.
"That's right so you get one chance to go back to the ghost zone or me and Matatabi are gonna leave burn marks" Naruto said as a crowd formed to watch what would happen. Including news cameras.
"I will not be bossed around by a human! I am the box-" The box ghost started to say but was cut off.
Naruto slammed his fist into the box ghost and sent him flying out a window
"Warned you" Naruto said as he followed after the ghost
"Looks like Danny is gonna have help now" Tucker whispered to Sam
"... Tucker, are you seriously not questioning why our new friend is somehow merged with a ghost spirit in a different way from Danny?" Sam whispered back deadpan
"It's Amity Park." Tucker responded
"Ok I'm here, where's the box ghost?" Danny Phantom yelled as he flew into the room in his ghost form
"Currently getting his clock cleaned" Tucker said pointing outside
Danny flew over and looked out the broken window. Watching as Naruto was clawing box ghost's face with his flaming claws
Box ghost saw Danny and saw him carrying a thermos flew to him
"Take me back to the ghost zone! Get me away from him!" Box ghost screamed bowing to Danny
"... this is new" Danny said
"Hey don't run I was just getting my groove" Naruto with a grin as he flexed his claws
"I'll give you as many boxes as you want from now on if you keep him away from me!" Box ghost begged
Danny shook his head at this and opened the thermos and aimed it at the box ghost and shot a beam of light at him which sucked him up and into the thermos
"Huh like the trap from Ghostbusters" Naruto said as Matatabi popped out of his claws
"Well that was fun! Who wants chinese?" Matatabi asked
"Is it a ghost? Danny asked looking at Matatabi curiously
"Well I did say I was a shaman….Danny" Naruto said with a pointed look
"And I'm a she Brat!" Matatabi yelled
"You know?" Danny asked surprised
"Dude you look the same just with a different hair color. I'm sure plenty of people recognize you" Naruto said
"No actually they don't" Danny said
"... this town is filled with idiots isn't it" Naruto deadpanned
"Look I gotta go people are coming but we should talk later" Danny said as he floated off the ground
"Yeah we will text later set up a meeting place" Naruto said before Danny took off flying
"So that kid is a shamen too?" Matatabi asked curiously
"I don't think so. He seems like something else entirely" Naruto said
"Well it's not like it matters with me and my siblings your the best shaman around" matatabi said
"Don't forget my mom" Naruto said with a smile
"Right of course…. Is she nearby?" Matatabi asked in fear
"No" Naruto said simply
"Oh thank kami! Well stay out of trouble kitten" Matatabi said before she disappeared in a burst of flames
"Stop calling me that!" Naruto yelled as he heard Matatabi's laughter echo.
Once it faded he suddenly found himself surrounded by news cameras and microphones.
"Who are you?"
"Are you here to help with our ghost problem?"
"How can you fight ghosts?"
"Are you single?" A younger female voice sounded through the crowd.
"Ok in order I'm Naruto Namikaze I've moved here just to live my life and I can fight ghosts because I'm a shaman and yes I'm sing- wait a minute!" Naruto yelled realizing the last question was too personal
(with minato)
Minato was at home watching some TV while he waited for Kushina to come home
As he flipped through the channels he saw a news story that was showing Naruto fighting them box ghost with the headline shaman in Amity Park
"... two days. He was here two days and already discovered to be a shaman" Minato deadpanned
"And coming up an angry mother attacked Casper high and hung the principal out of the second story window by her leg" the anchor woman said as an image of Kushina hanging a crying and screaming Ishiyama out a window laughing like a lunatic
"... two days. She was here two days and already assaulted someone" he deadpanned before sighing.
(next day)
"Where do I even start?" Minato asked to his wife and son after the events they caused yesterday
"Hey that bitch called my baby a psycho for correcting that asshole jock!" Kushina said
"And that dumbass had it coming for attacking Danny" Naruto said
"That's not the main issue your lucky I was able to use my influence to convince the mayor to let Naruto be the towns resident shaman" Minato said sighing
"So I just have to fight ghosts that cause trouble?" Naruto asked
"That or convince them not to attack anyone, remember shamans are supposed to help spirits along with protecting humans from the evil ones" Kushina said
"I remember mom" Naruto said resolutely with a nod
"You should be fine fighting the ghosts here with your spirit friends" Kushina said with a smile as she ruffled her son's hair.
"Yeah that box loser freaked out when he recognized Matatabi" Naruto said with a smile remembering how he beat down that fool.
"Well yeah the tailed Beasts even gave the ghost king trouble back in the day" Kushina said remembering the stories of Pariah Dark from when she had spirits bonded to her.
"Anyways on to you Kushina" Minato said turning to his wife. "You threw Ishiyama out the window" Minato said
"she landed in a bush" Kushina said
"A thorn bush" Minato deadpanned
"I could've made it concrete instead" Khshina said with a smrik
"Well it's a moot point she ended up quitting and leaving town thanks to you" Minato said with a sigh. Her on camera words when asked why were 'fuck this shit! I'm out! Keep the redhaired devil away from me!'
"Pussy" Kushina said
"Anyways the town now needs a new principal and they've tasked me with finding one or … you'll end up as the principal as penance. I have one week to find them or else it'll be you" Minato said with a sigh
"... oh sweet kami no" Naruto said paling at his mother being in charge of a school.
So many corpses and so much fire.
"Hmmm me as principal?" Kushina thought about it.
"Dad for the love of all that is holy find someone" Naruto begged his father
"I'm working on it but your mom made it tough to convince people" Minato said
"Ok I'm gonna go out Danny and his friends wanted to ask me some questions" Naruto said as he headed for the door
"You mean invisobill?" Kushina asked with a evil grin as she saw the news
"... yes" naruto said, not even bothering to hide it. The fact no one else noticed is asinine.
"Well if he's wanting to hunt ghosts then be sure to help him understand that not all of them are evil" Minato said
"Yeah how's that going with his parents?" Naruto asked, knowing the Fentons believed all ghosts were evil.
"Well Maddie is actually listening a bit thankfully" Kushina said with a smile as she liked Maddie as they had a lot in common
"And Jack?" Naruto asked
"Well he stopped wanting to rip them apart molecule by molecule…..mostly" Minato said
"Think Danny telling his parents would help them understand better or too soon?" Naruto asked
"Yeah may wanna wait a bit before you have him tell them until we can get more evidence that ghosts aren't all evil" Minato said
"Fair enough alright I'll be back later" Naruto said leaving
"Ok now back to you" Minato said turning to Kushina
"You sure you wanna preach to me sweetie or maybe I can convince you to let me off with a warning" Kushina said with a smile as she licked her lips
"... bedroom now" Minato said
"One kid later and I still got it" Kushina said with a smirk as she led Minato to their bedroom
(with Naruto)
Naruto, as he drove, noticed people looking at him like a celebrity. News had traveled fast of his new status as the town's shaman it seemed.
He soon got a text which he saw was from Danny
"Meet us here the message" said showing what looked like a digital flier for a fair in town
Ah so we don't get noticed while talking Naruto thought with a nod as he adjusted his GPS to lead him to the fair
After 5 mins Naruto parked his car and stepped into the fair.
"Hey Naruto" Danny yelled waving to him from the entrance alongside Sam and Tucker
"What's up" Naruto greeted
"Well you had questions for us about Danny and we have questions too" Sam said
"Yeah lets find a spot to talk at" Naruto said as the front entrance was a bit too conspicuous
"Let's get some food that way we don't look suspicious" Tucker said
"Alright lead the way" Naruto said
They soon were sitting at a table with a pizza half of which was plain cheese which Sam appreciated
"Ok so you got these powers from your parents ghost portal?" Naruto asked making sure he heard correctly
"Yeah other ghosts have been calling me a halfa Danny said remembering his encounter with Poindexter
"Well it's definitely new even for shamans to see something like this" Naruto admitted. This was something never seen before
"So you don't think I'm a freak?" Danny asked
"Dude I work with nine spirits to fight ghosts like you do. You're a good guy." Naruto said with a smile as he waved his hand dismissively
"Wait, you have more than that cool cat with the blue fire?" Tucker asked
"Yeah she has 8 other siblings. Each known as the tailed beasts" Naruto explained
"How did you meet them?" Sam asked
"Oh I met them as a kid and we kinda hit it off since they wanted freedom so I freed them as long as they are my partners" Naruto explained further
"And they haven't tried to control you?" Danny asked
"Nah they are ghosts of their word, worst they do is prank humans who deserve it or make dumb comments on my life" Naruto said
"I still say you should Date Jazz already" a voice sounded aloud from Naruto's shoulder as a purple ball formed
"Saiken I just met her" Naruto said sighing
"Look we all agree she would be perfect for you" Saiken said
"Yea and my mom bribing you all to push this has nothing to do with it" Naruto said flatly
"….we like cake. So sue us" Saiken said
"I know buddy" Naruto said with a chuckle
"So what Beast are you when not in ball mode?" Danny asked
"Call me number 6. And you'll probably find out when needed" Saiken said wanting to save looks as a surprise
"I Googled the tailed Beasts wow you guys have a history" Tucker said showing a image on his PDA
"... we're able to be googled?" Saiken asked as Naruto could feel gazes from all the tailed beasts at once on him.
"Well ghost stories are popular" Sam said
"We're from time immemorial how do you all have access to our feats? Do you know Pariah dark?"
"who?" Danny, Sam, and Tucker asked
"Ha! we're known more than that jackass! a voice yelled as a light brown ball appeared next to Naruto cackling like a lunatic
"Calm down Shukaku" Naruto said chuckling
"I will if you give me food and get with the latina chick" Shukaku said
"Actually she's Cuban" Sam said "also why? She's shallow" Sam asked
"She seems like she could be a crazy lay compared to the bookworm" Shukaku said simply
"Here now go bug Kurama" Naruto said handing shukaku a slice of pizza
"Wait but there's no pineapple on this. Where's the pineapple?" Shukaku asked
"You don't even like pineapple" Naruto said rolling his eyes
"Yeah but I like to crush it to dust for defiling my food!" Shukaku said as he cackled before he disappeared
"So I'm gonna guess he's the crazy one?" Danny asked
"I'd argue Kurama is crazier" Saiken spoke up
"I heard that!" An orange ball spoke up before fading back into Naruto
"So back to you what powers have you unlocked?" Naruto said to Danny
"Well flight, invisibility, and intangibility." Danny answered
"And?" Naruto asked
"That's it, is there more?" Danny asked
"Is there more? Dude ghosts have all kinds of abilities if your gonna fight other ghosts your gonna need to train and unlock some abilities. Fortunately i have someone in mind who can train you" Naruto said
"if it's your mom….." Danny said
"Do you want results or not?" Naruto asked
"But his identity" Sam pointed out
"Mom and dad already know….Invisobill" Naruto said
"God i hate that name" Danny sighed "they figured it out like you did?" He asked Naruto
"Shamans are trained to see more than others. Also dude you literally just change your hair, eyes, and outfit" Naruto said. It didn't take a genius to put two and two together
"Well I don't exactly stand out as myself so maybe that's a factor" Danny said
"Don't you stand out enough to be bullied?" Naruto pointed out as if he was favorite target he needs to stand out in some regard
Before Danny could respond they herd some screaming nearby as a giant blob of cotton candy was covering the area
"Is this normal?" Naruto asked the trio
"New for us" Danny admitted
"Ok I'll go take a look you get your makeup on" Naruto said as he took out a traditional Japanese hand fan.
"It's not makeup!" Danny yelled as Naruto was walking away while Tucker was trying and failing not to laugh. Sam didn't laugh but did smirk as that was a good one.
A white ball formed next to Naruto
"Ready Kokuo?" Naruto asked
"You know it" kokuo said as she flew into the fan
"Oversoul five tails mode!" Naruto and Kokuo yelled together as a flash encompassed Naruto. When it faded he was wafting steam as he held the fan in his left hand and his right arm was literally Steaming. Each step he made left hot steaming footprints in the dirt.
The cotton candy blob charged at Naruto and as it got close to him started evaporating from the heat he was giving off. It backed away as its body disintegrated in seconds but Naruto held his fan up.
"Let's turn up the heat!" He yelled as he swung the fan at the cotton candy blob.
This sent a burst of steam and heat at the blob of cotton candy which engulfed it and made it instantly melt away
"Well that was easy" Naruto said with a smile before he saw Danny flying towards what looked like a female ghost genie.
Naruto saw that the ghost was talking to Danny with a smile before Danny attacked her
"Oh Jeez" Naruto said as he could tell this wouldn't end well
"kid doesn't have good people skills huh?" Kokuo asked her voice coming from the fan
Naruto nodded as he took off running towards Danny and the Genie ghost
Naruto saw the two about to clash and sent a wave of steam to separate them before they could connect.
"Ok what's going on?" Naruto asked
"She was behind the cotton candy blob you just destroyed" Danny said
"A child wished for cotton candy and I granted it you brat!" The female ghost said
"Ok let's both calm down, miss?" Naruto asked hoping to get the ghosts name
"Why would a male care to know?" She asked bitterly
"Well for one I'm a shaman it's my job to help both ghosts and humans" Naruto explained
"Shaman? Those haven't been around for years. Why should I believe you?" she asked
Suddenly Kokuo popped out of Naruto's fan in her dolphin horse form. "Hey, Naruto is my friend so watch it!" she yelled
"The five tails?!" Desiree asked in awe and fear. She was one of the older ghosts in the zone. She knew what the tailed beasts were capable of.
"Hey no need to start a fight I'm sure we can handle this without that" Naruto said
"Really? She made a cotton candy monster" Danny said
"Dude most ghosts aren't actually evil they are Either cursed or have an obsession that they need help with" Naruto said
"They do?" Danny asked shocked
"You should know you're a ghost aren't you?" the genie ghost said
"Actually he's new miss, he's actually a human and a ghost" Naruto said
"That's a thing now?" She asked
"You don't know? All the ghosts in the ghost zone talk about me these days" Danny said
"I've literally been trapped in that shattered bottle over there for I don't know how long. How would I know?" She asked pointing to the shattered remains of her prison
"Wait, you're not from the ghost zone?" Danny asked
"Ok let's all just talk you said you had to grant a wish from a child?" Naruto asked
"Indeed I am cursed to grant the wishes of all who ask me for them" She said
"I wish you would tell Naruto your name" Kokoro said wanting to test this
"So you have wished it so it shall be" she said as a green fog formed around her. "I am Desiree" she said
"pretty name" Naruto said with a nod
"Careful what would Jazz think?" Kokuo teased her friend
"Oh go eat a carrot" Naruto said rolling his eyes
"So you're cursed to grant any wish you hear?" Danny asked
"indeed I am" she answered
"Ok I think I have a solution I wish you could only grant the wishes you want to grant without any consequences" Naruto said
"So you have wished it so it shall be" Desiree said. As a green fog appeared again. When it dissipated Desiree realized the wish he had chosen and looked down seeing she now had regular legs and her genie like armbands had disappeared.
"There feel bett- woah!" Naruto yelled as the Genie woman tackled him into a hug pulling his face into her bountiful cleavage.
"I'm free! I'm free! After all these centuries I'm finally free!" She shouted in absolute glee.
"Can't breathe" Naruto groaned out
"oh! forgive me" she said as she let him go
"I wish I had a camera for this." Danny said smirking
"Drop dead!" Desiree said with a smile at the fact she could say no now.
"So what are you gonna do now?" Kokuo asked
"well the ghost zone is boring from when i was last there so maybe I can stay here and maybe find a way to reward my savior here" Desiree said with a grin at Naruto
"Well I guess I could take you home and we can figure out what you can do" Naruto said as he caught his breath
"Meeting the parents? Isn't that rushing?" Danny asked with a smirk
"zip it or I tell Sam you have a thing for goths" Naruto said
"I do not have a thing for goths!" He yelled
"So Jazz was lying?" Naruto asked with a teasing smirk
"Dammit Jazz! I admitted that in confidence!" Danny grumbled that his sister said that
"Jokes on you she never told me anything" Naruto smirked
"Would you like me to take us home master?" Desiree asked while also wanting to move away from this conversation
"Master?" Naruto asked in surprise
"Indeed you freed me with no hesitation so I decided I will serve you for the rest of your days and even your afterlife" she said bowing to Naruto.
"…...OK let's get home before the press gets here last thing I need is them knowing I have a hot Genie calling me master" Naruto said
"Yes master" she said as she produced some green fog and teleported them to Naruto's home.
Naruto blinked and looked around and saw that his mom was making dinner and his dad was helping "Hey I'm home
This made Kushina jump and in surprise throw the knife she was using in reflex.
Desiree instantly caught the knife and threw it back missing Kushina and embedding it in the wall
"You dare threaten my master?!" Desiree yelled her hair waving behind her
"... hehehehehahahahaHAHAHAHA! OH I LIKE YOU!" Kushina shouted crazily
"... oh sweet kami there's two now. Naruto explain this later I need to update my will" Minato said in fear
Desiree these are my parents Naruto said with a sigh
"Oh! forgive me for threatening you" Desiree said bowing her head at Kushina and Minato
"It's fine so what's the story? Something happen in town?" Kushina asked
"Monkey's paw genie ghost" Naruto said nonchalantly
"Ah let me guess you freed her and now she's wanting to stay with you?" minato asked
"Pretty much" Naruto said
"I approve of her. She's got the hips to give me healthy grandchildren. She will stay in your room with you" Kushina said
"My master wants children?" Desiree asked
"Oh absolutely he does" Kushina said before Naruto could say anything. Smirking evilly at Naruto. "He's just in no rush for them so he knows he'll need to try often" Kushina said
"ok new topic if your gonna stay here you're gonna need a human disguise" Naruto said
"If you wish I can give myself a human form that way I can blend in and be able to give you children" Desiree said
"I wish you had a human form that you can switch between at will " he said after a moment
"Give yourself red hair he got that interest from his father" Kushina said helpfully
"Mom she can look how she wants that what I care about most" Naruto said
"So you don't want the red hair?" Desiree asked
"It's your decision how you look. Nobody else's" Naruto said
Desiree smiled at this as she made green smoke appear around her and when it disappeared she had dark brown skin making her look Indian and she had long black hair down to her mid back.
"Not a redhead but it'll do now you two go upstairs and don't leave that room till tomorrow morning" Kushina commanded
"Won't I need a job in this town if I'm gonna have a human life?" Desiree asked
"The school needs a new principal after I eviscerated the old one. Minato needed to find them. Congrats you're now the principal. Both of you go into that room now!" Kushina commanded again
"You don't control me, woman! "Naruto yelled finally letting his temper show
"I wish you and my son were locked in his room together" Kushina said with a smirk
"I only grant master Naruto's wishes now" Desiree said
"Damn it!" Kushina yelled
"Look why don't you show our new guest and principal around the house since she'll be staying here." Minato said with a sigh before his wife and son came to blows and his son ended up suplexed through a table again.
(next day)
Naruto was heading to class and sighed seeing Dash confronting Danny and his friends
Naruto quietly walked over and slammed his book on the desk between Dash and Danny making Dash jump in surprise
"I was just putting my book down. No need to be so jumpy" Naruto told Dash with a vicious grin.
"Y-yeah later Danny" Dash said as he rushed to his desk at the back of the classroom. Dash said as he walked to his desk nearby
"Punk ass" a voice said as a red ball formed next to Naruto
"Goku I said no talking during class" Naruto said as some students jumped in surprise
"Oh please they all know you're a shaman so why should I hide?" Goku said as he floated around
"Because if one of you comes out all of you will and cause havoc. Also it's a classroom not a playground for you all to run wild at" Naruto deadpanned
"I know how to behave I'm not "shukaku or Kurama" Goku said
"The fuck you say?!" Two voices sounded before fading
"Wait goku like from the anime?" Tucker asked
Goku turned from a red ball into what looked like a small red monkey "I am not that idiot!" He yelled getting everyone to look at him and Naruto from the sheer volume.
"Damn it Goku!" Naruto muttered in disbelief. Not 5 minutes and they were already the center of attention
"I think he's more related to the Son Goku from journey to the west" Sam said as she pulled Tucker away from the irate spirit
"That comparison I don't mind as much" Goku said as he shrunk down to his small ball form again
"Ok class instead of class today the new principal wants to have an assembly" Lancer said as he came in and led the class to the auditorium
"Wow they found one quick" Danny said as they all left the classroom
"Yeah luckily they found one before they used their backup plan" Naruto muttered
"Who'd they find?" Sam asked curiously
Goku snickered at this but said nothing as he disappeared
"Danny and I know who they got. As for the back up plan, pray she didn't get picked." Naruto told them seriously as they all entered the auditorium
They all sat at their seats and after everyone was seated Desiree in her human form walked onto the stage wearing a white blouse and short black skirt along with some black heels.
"Danny, do you recognize them?" Sam asked since Naruto said they both knew her
"Yeah it's that genie ghost Naruto and I met yesterday" Danny whispered to them
"Greetings everyone I am your new Principal Desiree Gilpin. I wanted to have this assembly for several reasons. The first was to introduce myself to you all. The second reason is to go over a certain student's new role here. As well as some new regulations in regards to ghost attacks. Lastly, I have an announcement in regards to some new rules and regulations in regards to bullying." She said as she gestured to Naruto to come up to the stage.
Naruto walked up and stood next to the disguised genie ghost and faced the audience.
"Ok since I'm now the resident shaman for the town, I want you to know if you see anything involving ghosts to feel free to send me a message or come talk to me" Naruto said as he wanted an open door policy in regards to this and be approachable.
"Next we shall also be asking assistance from his family and the fenton's in regards to certain defensive ghost devices for the school" Desiree said as she knew if they approached one family they also needed the other's assistance in regards to protection. However while she was assured by Kushina and Minato the Fentons were getting better she was still wary of the ghost hunters.
Naruto nodded at this "Also I'm gonna introduce my spirits to you all so you at least know what they look like so you don't panic" he said as 9 colored spirit balls appeared around him
Naruto pointed out the light brown one which turned into Shukaku "This is shukaku"
The next one turned into Matatabi "this is Matatabi"i
The next one turned into what looked like a turtle with three rails "this is Isobu"
The next one turned into goku "this is Son Goku. no not that Son Goku"
This got some laughs while goku rolled his eyes
The next one turned into Kokuo "this is Kokuo"
The next one turned into what looked like a six tailed slug which made some girls scream
"Oh relax Saiken is a sweetheart" Naruto said rolling his eyes
the next orb, a dark green one, turned into what looked like a 7 tailed beetle "Continuing on this is Chomei"
"Oh Jeez it's mothra!" a student yelled getting some laughs
"I'll take that as a compliment" Chomei said as he had seen those movies
The next orb a brown one turned into an eight tailed octopus bull "this is Gyuki"
"Wow a lot of these beasts are pretty cool looking" tucker said
The final ball burst and grew bigger as with a loud roar an orange nine tailed fox appeared
"I am the most powerful of the tailed beasts Kurama! Kneel before me!" he shouted
There was silence in the audience until
"He's so cute!" a girl yelled since Kurama was the size of a regular fox
Kurama face planted at this making the other tailed beasts laugh
"You've gotta admit you are adorable in your chibi form." Matatabi snickered
"Maybe I should sell plushies" Naruto said with his own smile
"Fuck you Naruto!" Kurama yelled out before he disappeared along with the other tailed beasts
"Ok so remember these nine are with me and help me with fighting ghosts. They mean no harm to people so don't be afraid of them. Also don't steal any food from them you will regret it" Naruto warned
"Ya damn right you will!" Shukaku swore as he reformed and then disappeared
"On second thought if you find them making trouble please feel free to tell me and I'll make sure they are punished" Naruto said as he knew some of the tailed beasts were pranksters and troublemakers.
Desiree nodded at this and let Naruto leave the stage "And the last thing is that I am most displeased with the favoritism the teachers have been showing to certain students under my predecessors tenure" Desiree said
The teachers all paused at this as this wasn't on her list of announcements
"Rest assured that this will end now. If anyone is bullied and any teacher doesn't stop it, they will be immediately terminated. Rest assured bullies and those that allow it in this hall will be punished severely." Desiree said in absolute seriousness.
"You can't do that! My father is on the city council!" a jock in the crowd yelled
Desiree glared at this "I don't really care who your parents are every student is equal either get with that or leave. And if you all think your connections will save you all in the future I have someone that I can call that will deal with you.
"And who's that?" a jock asked
"I believe you all saw her on the news correcting Mr Lancer." Desiree said with a smile that was anything but sweet
This got stunned silence from the room "She was supposed to be the principal if they hadn't found me but she has a different position here now. I call it the disciplinary enforcer" Desiree said, smirking as she had decided to do this as payback for the various incidents between her and Naruto yesterday and to make good on her threats. Luckily Kushina enjoys punishing people so it turned out ok.
The students all nodded quickly at this not wanting to agitate the new principal
"Now I feel you should all meet your new disciplinary enforcer. Come on out Miss Uzumaki" Desiree said looking to the right with an evil grin etched on her face.
"Oh god no." Naruto facepalmed
"HehehehahahahaHAHAHAHA!" Kushina walked out with a matching evil grin as she looked at each and person there basking in their terror
"I'm afraid, very, very afraid." Tucker said shaking in his seat
"She's so cool!" Sam said with purple stars in her eyes
"How fucked are we?" Danny asked Naruto
"If you cross her, very" Naruto deadpanned
"I am your new Disciplinary enforcer for both students and faculty alike. Do please cause trouble. So I can deal with you all" She said as she looked at the many, many terrified faces in utter glee. "Hehe this is gonna be fun!" she giggled viciously.
"Run away!" a student yelled before all the students fled out of the auditorium in fear.
harem is the following
Naruto- Jazz, Ember, Desiree,Kitten paulina, Star, Valerie
danny- Sam