A/N: I don't own this. We all know who does.
The magical, wonderful, amazing drivingedward checked over this. She's incredible, in case you didn't know. :)
I found the cutest picture of Rob with a baby during the filming of Breaking Dawn and I wanted something to go with it. And this goes along with Rob's exciting week, so that's kinda fun. This would take place like four years after Chapter 60, in case you're wondering where it fits in our overall timeline. Pics in my FB group. :)
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Mini Outtake Four – Girls Night – BPOV
I wasn't sure how Edward was going to handle the evening alone with nine children, but he insisted he would be fine.
"Bella, go. It's all good. We've got pizzas coming and ice cream in the freezer. Don't worry about us, we'll be fine," he said for about the tenth time since Alice called and said Jasper was sick and wouldn't be coming to help for the night.
I worried my bottom lip with my teeth. "I should stay home with you. I don't even like these kinds of movies," I said.
"Bella, please go," he insisted. "I'm fine. Besides, Emily and Claire will help me. I've handled our kids on my own just fine."
I stared at him, legitimately wondering if he was crazy. He had always been great with our kids, but this was a lot more than just our five. "Edward, you have nine children here. Nine. And you know what a handful Jasper's boys are. They make Riley look like a saint." I loved my brother and Alice, I really did, but their children were like tiny tornadoes and practically unstoppable. Edward bounced their youngest in his arms, little Maria smiling up at him like he hung the moon and stars.
"I'll keep an eye on Garrett and Brandon, don't worry. Emily and Claire are already on it for me," he said, grinning down at our niece.
The sight of him holding her did things to me. Our little Riley was already three-years-old and the thought of having another sweet, tiny baby to love kept pestering me the older he got. I stepped closer to him, raising my hand up to touch his cheek. "Wouldn't it be fun to have another one of these?" I asked with a slight smile on my face. "She's so sweet, Edward, and it's so much fun making them. Maybe if I stay we could just-"
"No, you're not staying!" I heard from behind me. "Get your ass in gear and let's go! We're gonna get horrible seats and miss the trailers," Rosalie said.
Edward just smiled down at me. "Bella, you know you need a night out with the girls. Go, I got this. And we can have our own fun after you get back," he said with a wink.
I let out a little whine of protest. "But you'll be too tired after chasing kids all night," I softly replied, running my hand down his chest.
"And you'll be horny enough to wake him up, so let's goooooooo!" Alice said. "The guy in this movie is hot! I know you like Edward and all, but he's not the only gorgeous man on the planet. No offense."
Edward just laughed. "None taken."
"But I don't even like superhero movies. I'm not gonna know what's going on," I said.
"Who cares!" Alice said, holding up her fingers as she started counting off reasons to go. "Hot men, fighting, probably some kissing in there, buttery popcorn, soda, candy, no kids... Let's gooooo!" Alice said, pulling me toward the door.
"Fine," I mumbled. "Just let me kiss my husband goodbye, okay?" I said, moving back to Edward. I knew they would give me a pass for at least a few more seconds since that was something Edward and I had insisted on once we were married. We never left the other without a kiss and an "I love you" between us. Life was too short and we knew it.
I pushed up on my tip toes for my kiss, hesitating for just a second before I met his lips. "If I stay we could pull out that box you love so much," I whispered to him before pressing my lips against his.
As I slowly pulled away he smiled. "Bella, if you stay and we do the baby making you want to do, we won't get to use those nipple clamps for a long, long time," he said quietly. "And I know how much you love those."
"Did you say nipple clamps? Bella, did you get that pair I told you about? I know I sent you the link to that site that has the good stuff," Alice said.
"Wait, which site was it?" Rosalie asked. "The same site with the floggers? Because holy shit that thing I bought is awesome! Emmett loves it when I-"
"Go!" Edward all but shouted as he gently pushed me toward my waiting sisters-in-law. "I do not need any more information about my brothers sex life. I already know way too much."
Rosalie laughed as she and Alice turned and walked out the door. "I need to get Bella to spill more details on you two. I'm curious if you're as kinky as your brother."
I heard Edward grumble behind me as I passed through the doorway. I knew the evening would be fun, and I really did need a break from the kids and my normal daily routine, but I missed Edward every time we were apart. It was crazy and something I hadn't experienced with Alec, but it was like every cell in my body knew he wasn't near me, and they were not happy about it. As Rosalie and Alice continued to laugh I glanced back at my sweet husband and the baby girl held safely in his arms, both of them waving to me as I waved back.
"Speaking of nipples, do you think the suit in this movie will have nipples on it like Clooney's did?" Rosalie asked Alice as they got into her car.
"Just think how hot he would have looked with a pair of nipple clamps on those babies!" Alice laughed.
This would be fun, I was certain of it.
"Uh oh! You did a bad, Tarlie!" I heard Riley yell from inside the house as I opened the door to Alice's car.
"I'm on it!" Edward yelled to me, before hurrying back toward the house.
"Nuh uh! It was Brandon! Daddy!" Charlotte yelled just before the front door slammed shut.
As Alice started the car I laughed to myself. Edward's night was clearly going to be a lot more work than mine. I'd just have to make sure to reward him when I got home. Alice and Rosalie could have their fantasies over the hot actor in the suit. I'd take Edward over that any day.
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A/N:
Anyone else still holding out hope that pictures of Rob in Clooney's suit for the audition process will surface some day? :)
There are two more outtakes and the epilogue. They'll all post Tuesday, and that's all she wrote. Well, I wrote. That's gonna be all I wrote for this.
I'm not crying yet. Hopefully that's a good sign. :)
