Totally Legit Revenge of the Island Episode 1:

Alright, so this story needs a bit of backstory. I created a parody blog of a Revenge of the Island my way on the Total Drama Wiki (Which I also use) for April Fools Day and it was REALLY fun to make, so I decided to adapt it into a joke story, pretty much I'll be changing the entire season to be as stupid as possible.

I will repeat this now: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE A SERIOUS STORY! Do not think my other stories are this bad… This is purely humorous.

Whether I like these characters or not, that doesn't matter, I am Flanderizing them SO MUCH that it doesn't really matter. Also, Sexual references and Edgy content warning. Memes will also appear occasionally

Anyway, lets go!

"Movies. Planes. Camps. we went there." Chris Mklean. host of total drama said. "that third thing? Well we're back for more!"

"Call me Mclean. Chris Miclean and I am here for Season 4 1 of the best reality tv show on television. Here they are. The twelve contestants and DAWN."

"Here are the contestants." Cris says as it swaps to a screen of the contestants standing there.

"Lightning."

"Sha Sha Sha!"

"Jo"

"GRRRRRR"

"B"

Silentness.

"Mike."

"I'm weird!"

"Zoey"

"I'm friendly"

Cameron

"I'm sheltered"

Scott"

"Evil"

"Staci"

"Bla Bla Bla Bla Great Great Great."

"Sam"

"Game"

"Dakota"

"Take photos of me"

"Anna Merie"

"I will kill all of you with my hair!"

"Brick."

"I wanna screw Jo"

"AND DAWN! YOUR FAVOURITE"

"I am magic"

Alright. lets get them on land. Chris then grabs out a tommy gun and shoots at the campers on the boat. This causes them all to die. Dawn survives and brings everyone back to life. Before she teleports everyone to land.

"Theme song." B says to the camera.

Nananananananananananannanananana I wanna be I wanna be famous. Intro! YAY!

"K camperz." Mklane comments. "Lets do a challenge. "Put urself into teams."

"Me evil. Me want chaos." Woz said.

"Me good." Dawn said.

"Well shit. I want to go out with you now." The said

"Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha!" Lightning Carries Sam, Staci and Dakota over to Dawn. B is also there for some reason.

"Yay!" Chris says, "Toxic Rats! That is your team." "Mutant Maggots. That is your team." Cris points at the six other people.

"Challenge 1 is take this log to the camp. I need to make a campfire to set the cabins on fire."

"Oh I am an old man now" ike said.

"Okay boomer" Brick said.

Mike then finds a hat.

"Yay Hat"

Mike puts it on and turns upside down. "MAAAAAAAATE" he said.

"What is this… Green leafy object." Cameron said.

"A ree" Anne Maria said.

"Start Challenge."

Dawn creates fire from her hand and knocks over a tree.

"We have tree." Dawn said.

"So sexy." B sighs.

"We win" Staci laughs.

"Not if I have anything to say about it." Brick yells as he opens up one of his dogtags like a locket and releases a tank, knocking over a tree. The tank speeds away. Sam starts crying.

"We lose D:" he said.

"No." Dawn said. As she teleports the team and log.

At the cabins. Cris waits b4 Dawn teleports in right before the tank rolls in.

"Rats win!" Cris said.

"YAY!" The Rats all say.

"Awww." The Maggots say.

"Maggoys meat me elim." Chris says.

"Mate" Mike say.

"RAAAAH WE LOST!" Jo yell.

"Aw well," Brick says as she turns to him

"I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" Jo said to Brick. They kiss.

"What is that! Is it a shared dance move?" Cameron says,

"Yes," Mike says. He has dropped the hat and has come back the right way around.

"Grrr, you're too weird mike." Zoey said as the team walks away.

"Wha?" Mike replies

Elimination ceremony

"Welcome Maggows you are sending someone hoem."

"YAY!" Cameron says, "Wait…"

"Save are Zoey, Anne Maria, Brick and Cameron.

"GRRRRRR Y AM I BOTTOM 2!" Oj says.

"You safe" Hris says.

"GOOD!" she says as Mike goes,

"But why?"

All 5 campers and Chris T-Pose at Mike and he is teleported into the hurl of shame by the sheer power.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!" he says.

"Bye" Chef says, pulling the launch lever sending him flying

"We lost a loser, who will go next, see you next time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island."

I'm genuinely laughing at this trainwreck, I don't know what is wrong with me XD. See you all if I actually do an episode 2 for this lol.