A/N: Decided to give the Hiccstrid smut I've written/commissioned its own domain. TGS'verse will remain, but it will be SFW from now on.

Feel free to ignore these reposted chapters for now. I should be out with some new NSFW stuff soon.

Hiccup ran up the stairs to the front door of his flat building, Astrid hot on his heels. There was a flurry of movement as he dug in his pocket for his key, then shoved it into the keyhole.

Opening the door, Hiccup turned and grabbed Astrid's arm, gently pulling her through the doorway. Once the door was closed again, he pushed her firmly up against it, kissing her fervently.

Her hands reached for the hem of his shirt as she returned fire just as vigorously as he, lifting the fabric a little and prompting him to take it off quickly.

Pausing for long enough to do so, his lips met hers again, with his tongue darting out to swipe across her bottom lip, requesting entry.

She sighed pleasantly into his mouth as her lips parted and they began to do battle that way. Reaching out with his right hand, he pushed open the door to his bedroom which was just beside the front door.

Tangling both hands into her flaxen blond hair, he stepped in the direction of the room, bringing her with him. A moment later, he took his hands and lips away and gave her a shove, pushing her on his bed. "Clothes off please, Astrid," he told her.

"You too, Hiccup," she replied, before reaching for the hem of her shirt as Hiccup kicked off his shoes, tossing them off somewhere before the rest of their clothing joined the footwear.

"Give us a twirl, Hiccup?" Astrid requested.

"Do I look like a ballerina?" Hiccup replied, bemused, but did so, allowing her to shamelessly admire his bare rear as she proceeded to lay on her side on his bed. She ogled him intently, just as she had done secretly before, back in the gun range where they had met.

All too soon, however, the sight of his behind disappeared, replaced with his cock. Not that Astrid minded at all, already anticipating him to make her feel amazing with it.

It was clear to Astrid that, judging from the fact that he seemed perfectly comfortable to stand there entirely naked, that Hiccup had a fair bit of experience, as much as she did, if not more, and that made her excited, something she had only felt one time before when faced with an equally lean man.

None of the men she had found at the bar and dragged home for a one night stand had made her feel anything close to that first time. Till now that is.

Ignoring her increasingly damp core and strongly resisting the urge to rub her thighs together, she spoke. "So, how shall we get started on this thing? Since you won our race from Johan's, I think you get to choose how to have your way with me, as a prize," she smirked.

Hiccup chuckled, drinking in the sight of her nude form, with the object of his attention finding she liked how his laughter sounded. "I think I have an idea or two, milady," Then his expression became, in her opinion at least, adorably sheepish, looking away slightly as a hand came up to rub the back of his neck. "Now I have to ask, are you on the pill? I don't have any condoms since it's been a while for me."

"Well, it's a good thing that I am on the pill then. Now, let's see what you got, Hiccup."

Looking him in the eyes then, Astrid only noticed the lust within his intense emerald-green orbs at that moment. They set her core ablaze with arousal, the blonde practically squirming under his gaze.

His first move was to position himself above her on his hands and knees. When he was close enough to her face, he brought his lips down and began to kiss her again, once more snaking his tongue into her mouth.

Wrapping her arms around his neck, she pulled him closer, deepening the toe-curling kiss she was experiencing as evidenced by how she gasped into his mouth. Not wanting to be outdone, she began to fight back, wrestling against his tongue with her own and pressing her naked chest against his bare skin.

They both moaned as they fought with passion, neither one being the victor but eventually having to separate for air.

After regaining oxygen, Hiccup abandoned french kissing Astrid in favour of going lower, kissing her neck, then the topside of her breasts, before taking a nipple into his mouth and gently biting down.

Predictably, Astrid squirmed, as a result, moaning when his left hand started to rub her other breast, sending bolts of pleasure straight to her core.

Then, when she felt his fingers begin the process of circling her lower lips, her back arched, bucking her hips forward with a wanton cry.

Her cry turned to a disappointed whine as he stopped then, proceeding to lay beside her and gently turn her so she ended up on her back. Then he threaded his left hand into her hair again and brought his right hand back to her wet womanhood.

Responding in turn, Astrid took hold of his semi-hard cock and started to stroke him with her left hand, quickly bringing him to full mast.

Then she proceeded to take hold of his hips before she just as suddenly flipped them, ending up on top. Smirking down at him from her new position, she lined herself up with his pleasure rod, then sank onto him with a hiss.

"Are you okay?" he asked, looking up at her with concern.

"M'fine. You're just big. It's been a while for me too. Go slow for now, please?"

"Yes, Ma'am," he nodded, then slowly rolled his hips forward, making his cock reach deeper into her.

"Oh~ Oh, do that again! Don't stop, Hiccup!" she begged, her hips bucking forward at the stimulation he had just provided her.

Next, he reached for her tits, squeezing one and rubbing a thumb over the beading nipple of the other, making her arch her back and pushing her breasts into his firm hands as another moan escaped her.

Then his left hand left her breast, coming to rest at her entrance once more before he inserted his middle finger in and did a 'come hither' motion with the appendage, kicking her arousal up a notch and making her moan for the umpteenth time.

"Astrid~" he whispered in her ear, his voice lower than normal, making her aroused further if that were possible. "Have you ever been eaten out?~"

"N-no… Never been much of a fan."

"Alright, well, would you like to give it a shot today?"

"Y-yes," she replied, surprising herself.

"Good. Now, let me just finish this first round and we can give it a shot. Sound good?"

She nodded and he smirked. "Then let's continue."

Astrid could only describe what followed as a pounding, with Hiccup gripping her hips almost painfully and thrusting into her with great vigour.

She was forced to lay on her back and watch him, unable to do much else while her position meant she was half-hanging off his bed, moaning wantonly with every thrust, her eyes soon rolling into the back of her head as she surrendered to the sheer pleasure she was receiving.

His strength must have been off the charts for someone with his frame, even if she could see his well-defined abs at work, slowly moistening with sweat as he worked away at her.

"H-Having fun?" he asked without stopping in his act, his voice slightly breathless. Astrid didn't speak, instead shooting him a 'thumbs-up' with her right hand, her breathing noticeably getting faster and faster between moans.

Hiccup could also feel her inner muscles getting tighter around him, acting almost like a clamp. They squeezed, and the soldier could feel his own end getting quite close. "I-I'm not going to last much longer, Astrid," he warned.

"N-neither will I, Hiccup. But don't stop!"

Reaching forward, Hiccup slowed down a little as he pulled her into a sitting position, using the leverage to get his manhood further into her, then resuming his previous pace as best he could before letting go and squeezing both of her pebbled breasts.

"Hicc-Ahh!" She moaned at last as the stimulation being the push she needed to go over the edge, her inner walls squeezing Hiccup further as she came, her hips spasming out of control and back arching as it happened.

"Astrid!" he moaned then, reaching the edge and passing it as he came, filling her womb with his seed. He then fell back onto the bed and lay still, his body coated in sweat like hers, both of them panting to regain their breath.

As his cock went flaccid and slipped out, Astrid was quick to change her position; proceeding to lay on her stomach, her head and torso ending up coming to rest on his legs.

Once she was in her desired position, she took him into her mouth, moaning softly as she savoured their mixed taste by licking along his entire shaft.

Looking up, her eyes met his, and she felt his manhood stiffen a little, still in her mouth. Reaching out to take his balls into her hand, she fondled them, then bobbed her head once before releasing him, remembering his previous offer at that moment. "You said something about eating me out?"

He nodded. "Yeah. For that, you'll want to hold onto the headboard, so you'll need to be sitting where I am."

Astrid smirked. "Sure you can make me react that violently?"

"Honestly? Yeah."

"Alright. Move Haddock."

He did so with a raised eyebrow, and she positioned herself where he had been, her back against the wooden headboard of his bed. Once ready, she spread her legs and grabbed the headboard. "I'm ready," she told him.

Hiccup's eyebrow was still in position. "Oh, we're not doing it that way, Astrid. I'm going to be below you, with you sitting on my face."

She blinked. "I-I've never done it that way," She replied honestly, sounding uncertain and feeling a little afraid.

"Hence why I said you should hold onto the headboard there. It can get intense if you're new to it, and even if you're not."

Nodding, she got off the bed, allowing Hiccup to lay where she had been again. Then, she climbed onto the bed once more, and with careful manoeuvring, was in the right place. She had to resist a shudder a second later, feeling his tongue suddenly dart out and swipe along her lower lips.

She was ready to be 'eaten out' by him; the first time she would get a taste of it since breaking up with her ex, not long after she turned twenty-three, that she would experience something like this from a guy.

The position, with her squatting over him, was entirely new to her, however, filling her with anticipation for this new way of doing things. She was excited for the experience, having gotten a momentary taste of it just then, courtesy of his tongue. It only left her feeling hungry for more.

And then, Hiccup's mouth was on her pussy, and she couldn't think about anything anymore. His hands each grabbed at her ass cheeks, pulling her flush against his mouth, and when his tongue dragged - purposefully slow - along her slit she couldn't keep a high-pitched yelp from escaping her.

Fuck, this felt weird. Good! So intense that soon that yelp was followed by more helpless and needy noises; wanton moans, pitiful cries and desperate sobs.

At the latter two, Astrid felt a brief rush of annoyance, not wanting to sob or cry because of something like this. But then her mind went blank from the pleasure that made her writhe against Hiccup's tongue as he swiped along her slit yet again.

Even though she technically was on top, Astrid didn't feel as if she was in control in the slightest. Hiccup held her hips tight, making it impossible for her to wriggle out of his hold for a moment's break, and she was incredibly glad for his grip on her and her grip on the headboard that he had advised her to hold onto.

If not for those two things, she was certain she would've collapsed at the waves of pleasure Hiccup invoked and sent through her body, burning hot and unpredictable, which was a cruel irony; him being both the cause and solution to her collapsing onto him.

His tongue moved in vigorous but unusual ways, licking along her slit, curling around her clit, or wriggling into her in a way that just felt obscene. And all without order or pattern, making it impossible for her to predict what he would do to her next.

Preparing herself was completely out of the question. All she could do was do her best to not squirm or writhe in his grasp and take the uncontrolled pleasure that wracked her body, which continued to make her shiver and tremble, moan and sob, though she wished otherwise.

Eventually, though, she regained at least a little bit of control. Hiccup's mouth felt amazing like this; she couldn't get enough and without even thinking about it, she pressed down harder on his tastebud-laden appendage, grinding against him, all but riding his tongue in search of more, of that little bit extra that would tip her over the edge.

It wouldn't take much, she was close, so fucking close!

When he took his hands off her, she first feared he'd stop, and a pathetically needy whine escaped her mouth as she pushed down even harder. But instead of lifting her off him, he reached up from her hips to her breasts, where he began to roughly knead pliant flesh and pinch neglected nipples until she couldn't take any more.

She came with a scream, pleasure exploding deep in her core and sparking through her entire body, up her spine, into her fingertips, her toes. It made her see bright lights dancing behind her eyes as her body shook, strong hands clamping around her waist, keeping her from falling forward as the world around her lost any meaning for a little while.

Hiccup lay her down carefully, then rose to relieve his throbbing length and get his washing machine ready. He would certainly need it.

"Well, this is hardly fair. Winning that race and being great in the sack," said Astrid, laying beside Hiccup in his bed.

Both were a mess, hair unkempt, bodies sweaty and clothes littering the bedroom's laminate floor.

He blushed. "Did you have to phrase it like that?"

"Embarrassed?"

"A little bit, yeah."

"Don't be. I had fun, you had fun and we both forgot about life for a little bit. Don't let words bother you, Hiccup."

"Hard to do. Words have been bothering me for longer than I care to admit."

"Baby steps Hiccup. You'll get there. Now, I think we should talk about what happens next."

"Ah yes, the dreaded talk."

"Do you have your phone with you?"

"Yeah, it's on my nightstand over there."

"Good. Give it to me."

He reached over to pick it up before unlocking it and giving it to her.

"Being with you was fun, and I'd like to get to know you some more, so we should go on a date sometime," she said as she entered her phone number into his contacts before handing the device back to him.

"Why not today?"

"Because today, or now to be exact, I'm feeling like finally trying out that show by Rooster Teeth, I think it's called Gen:Lock or something."

"Okay, well I won't be watching."

"Why not?"

"Because one of the characters sounds eerily similar to my uncle."

"Suit yourself then I guess. Why don't we get dressed in the meantime?"

"On it, Milady."

"Milady, huh? That's the first time anyone's called me that."

"Was I being too forward?"

"No, don't worry. I think I like the name. Can I call you babe?"

"Now that's being a little forward. I think it's a little too soon, don't you?"

"Not really. It would be if there was no chance of us being together in the future, but I think we're good."

'If you knew the truth about your Uncle and myself, I doubt you'd still say that,' thought Hiccup.

"Well if you insist, you can call me babe to your heart's content, Milady," he told her, rising with a smile.

As he left, Astrid watched him, content to drink in the sight of his perfect sculpted behind yet again.

Pausing in the doorway, she observed him bend over; much to her delight, and pick up a cat that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. "Hey, Toothless," she heard him say, addressing it.

'Toothless?' Astrid asked herself mentally, pondering the reason behind the name.

Holding it at shoulder height, Astrid took in its black fur and green eyes that looked her way. Blinking, Astrid could have testified in court that it narrowed its eyes at her, even if they were back to normal a moment later. "Going to run the washing machine in a little while, so you'll get to watch it at work in a bit. Sound good?"

The black cat meowed its assent, and Hiccup gave a nod. "Glad you agree. Oh, and there's someone new for you to meet." Turning in the doorway, he faced Astrid again. "Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid."

Astrid gave a brief giggle as she waved. "I have to ask, why Toothless?"

Using a finger to peel back the cat's gums, Hiccup revealed Toothless was missing some teeth in places. "Ah, I see."

"Yeah, we found him like that. He's usually a softie unless he sees blond-haired girls like you."

"You saw him narrow his eyes?" she asked.

"Yeah. Also, he did the same thing once before. It takes him a while to warm up to new people, but he has an issue with blond girls in particular. That's a story for another time though."

Astrid nodded. "Okay."

"Now, not that I mind the view, but are you going to get dressed anytime soon? I'd like to get my bedsheets in the wash now."

"Ah, yeah. Just, give me a minute. You go take care of Toothless or something. I'll be right with you."

He quirked an eyebrow at her with a smirk. "Are you telling me you're nervous about being seen naked after what we just did?"

"No, it's just that my legs feel like jelly still, thanks to you. I don't think I want you to see me falling on my face."

Wordlessly putting Toothless down then, Hiccup picked up her underwear. Handing it to her, he turned his back. "Put that on, Astrid."

Wondering what he was up to, she shrugged and did so. "Okay, done. But why?"

Still not responding to her, Hiccup turned around approached her and carefully lifted her up, holding her in a bridal carry. "And where does Milady wish to go now?"

"To the room with the nearest TV, sir knight," she replied with a giggle, playing along with him.

Smiling, he continued. "How about you have a shower first?"

"That sounds like a good idea, sir knight of mine," Astrid reached down between them, grasping his cock and stroking his shaft with a clenched fist, making him gasp. "But I have a slightly different idea in mind. What do you say?"

"I am at your service, Milady," he murmured, before meeting her lips in a gentle kiss, one that was eagerly returned as he slowly headed for his bathroom with her in his arms just like that.

As the shower head sprayed water down, and the mirror above the sink began to mist up, Hiccup helped Astrid stand by propping her up against a wall of the shower cubicle. But when he turned to leave, he found Astrid was gripping his arm still. "Hiccup, get in," she said.

"I have to put my bedsheets in my washing machine, Astrid."

"Hiccup, get in," she repeated more firmly, tugging on his arm as well.

"I thought you wanted to go watch that show you mentioned…" he said, trying to escape.

"It can wait. Get in, Hiccup."

Sighing at her glare, Hiccup gave up and stepped into the cubicle, closing the shower door behind him. All too quickly, her glare vanished, morphing into a smile.

Undoing her braid, Astrid grasped Hiccup's cock once more. "Ever done it in the shower?"

"A few times, yes, but that was at least two years ago. And here I thought my ex was insatiable."

"You'll live, babe. You're no use to me dead," she grinned.

He snorted. "Oh good, there's some hope for me yet."

"Mhm," Then Astrid let go of his cock and turned around, facing the wall. "I want you to try fucking my slit from behind this time. Up for it?"

Hiccup lined himself up so that he probed her opening with his cock head, providing his answer that way.

"Now who's insatiable?" she asked with a smirk, glancing sidelong at him.

Hiccup chuckled. "Never said I was any better, milady."

Then he thrust in as deep as possible, making Astrid moan yet again. Reaching back, she took two handfuls of his behind and squeezed, making him gasp. Then her hands wrapped around his waist awkwardly and brought him closer to her by pulling him to her.

Both moaned after that, with the act making Hiccup's cock hit a part of her that had not been reached yet.

Going for extra stimulation as he began to thrust into her, Hiccup grabbed her ass and squeezed, making her gasp in turn while he enjoyed the feel of her flesh in his hands.

Then, Astrid jumped, almost headbutting the wall in front of her when she felt his teeth bite gently down on her shoulder for a second before going elsewhere, finding the pulse-point on her neck and applying suction.

Shuddering and moaning as he worked his magic there, making her more aroused with each passing moment, Astrid looked his way again, gazing at him through half-lidded eyes. "Do you want to give you a blow job? Think of it as a consolation prize for earlier."

"Uh, okay… that can be for round three or whatever one we're on right now. Then after that, we actually have a shower? Not that I'm hating this or anything."

"Don't worry, I know what you mean," Astrid brought his hands to her chest again, allowing him to take her tits in his hands, then moved said hands in a slow circle over them, wordlessly directing him to rub his hands over her pebbled mounds and nipples.

He did just as she prompted, making her back arch again, her chest pressing into his hands, eager for his touch. "Speed up, babe! I'm so close!" She told him.

Hiccup complied to her request, rolling his hips against her, which provided the push she needed to make her reach her climax again.

"Hnnng!" she moaned, her eyes shutting tightly as she came, her legs buckling then, forcing her to brace herself against the wall in front of her lest she fall.

Hands grabbed her hips in the next moment, as his manhood slipped out of her, helping her to sit on the floor, turning her around so that her back ended up against the wall. "Thanks." She smiled.

"Anytime," said Hiccup, smiling down at her before he joined her on the shower floor as the water from the shower head continued to rain down and around the pair.

Astrid lay her head on his shoulder while Hiccup decided to massage her scalp with his fingers. "I think we've gone a bit far for this to be considered just a one night stand, or one day stand I guess. Whatever the correct name is. This seems a bit like girlfriend and boyfriend territory," he muttered

"Hmm. Maybe you're right, but I for one don't care," she told him with a shrug. "Now, I believe I owed you a consolation prize, babe," she continued, as she took his cock into her hand again and began to stroke him.

"I look forward to it," he replied, then met her lips for another french kiss, which she readily accepted.

A/N: Next up: Hiccup and Cami's time together in the morning of the day that follows the end of Snoggletog Brawl.