Deep in the hellhole of Miami, there lies a gun manufacturing factory called "Big Guns and Huge Loads." Led by Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the place has been responsible for producing illegal AR-15s and elusive machinery the likes of which have never been seen.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik stalks to the backdoor of the building, covering his bleeding leg with his right hand. He hastily searched through his keys, dropping them in the process. Suddenly, Sonic the Hedgehog appeared, picking them up.
"Why can't you just let me die? I have had enough of this stupid world! Phantom Rubies, Chaos Emeralds, fucking Metastophalies! I just wanted to practice medicine!" Eggman, with the last of his soul being sucked out, fell on his legs and entered a praying position.
Sonic kneeled down to Eggman and shed a single tear. "I'm sorry Eggman. You have done so much wrong, but I can't kill you."
Eggman teared up. "YOU THREW ME OFF A CLIFF LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!" Eggman sighed, "I have had it." Eggman pulled out a pistol and shot his brains out. Sonic gasped at the man's carcass and vomited.
Sonic wiped the tears from his eyes. "I can't believe you killed yourself. But I can't let you stop me from achieving my goal." Sonic searched through the dead man's fanny packet and found the Phantom Ruby. Sonic, with determination in his eyes, crushed it to pieces. He popped a chunk onto the golden glove on his right hand.
Sonic, not deterred by Eggman's sudden demise, walked out of the building. He turns his right wrist counter-clockwise, and a bloom of light appeared consuming the hedgehog.