I am someone who is basically trying to get through life and hopefully just chill and enjoy the things I love and share them with the world. I don't know if I'll even post more after this. But, who knows.

I do not own all of the cartoons in this fic, they all belong to their respective owners.

Chapter one: Jobs and Friends

Cartoon City, home to many intricate toons of all ages and toons from different networks. Cartoon City is divided into four districts: Disney, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Variety. Many toons have built their lives in this city, old and new. For some it's hard to adjust to the peace of everyday life after their cartoon series ended, for others it's as easy as relaxing. However, some have been able to find jobs in this time and were able to push past it. We go to the Cartoon Network District to see two teens walking down the street drinking two soda bottles.

One was a dark tan male by the age of nineteen, his hair a slick blackish black with a pair of goggles on, his eyes a dark brown. He had on a white T-shirt with blue top and orange highlights, wearing a jacket over it and black pants with matching boots. The man next to him was a dark-haired brunette by the age of twenty with light pale skin, his eyes a light green. He was wearing a black T-shirt with green highlights and a white number ten on the front, wearing brown cargo pants and white tennis shoes.

"I'm telling you; it was one of the worse things Rook suggested I watch/read." The brunette comments.

"It couldn't have been that bad?" The Hispanic questioned.

"Rex, it had three kids, one was a baby, going through literally every worst thing a kid, no, a human being could go through." The teen groans. "For Christ's sake, the Netflix adaptation was worse because it followed the book down to a letter. And the only confirmation that we know they're alive is the orphan kid they adopted. I'm just, who would write this stuff?!"

"Why did Rook recommend you watch it in the first place?" Rex inquired.

"Beats me, all I know is I don't want to hear or even think about count Olaf, that pink demon girl or even that stupid child services guy." He growls throwing the empty soda bottle in the recycling. "Come on, I need to make a quick stop at the bank before we meet with the others- "Suddenly a bank alarm goes off down the street as Ben groans pinching the bridge of his nose. "Which is being broken into now."

"Want a lift, Ben? I think you'll want to save your energy for this beat down." Rex offered handing him a bike helmet.

"Fine." He groans putting the helmet on, as he did the Hispanic turned his bottom half an orange hover motorbike. As he did a black helmet is formed over his head as Ben sat behind him. "Hold on." Rex takes off with the brunette holding onto his back. We go down to the bank to see a dark tan teenager wearing a skintight black cat suit, with black rings around her mask.

"Now these are some precious jewels." She grins holding a red diamond.

"Wow, what is this the fourth or fifth incarnation of Catwoman?" Rex grins as him and Ben walk through.

"Well if it isn't Providence's weapon of mass destruction and the famed Ben 10. My, my, why do two strong and strapping heroes need to stop little ol' me?" She grins in a seductive tone as the two blushed.

"Are you single?" Ben asked.

"Ben?!" Rex glares.

"I can't help it! The animators made this incarnation a freaking hot girl." He argued.

"I'm pretty sure you're like a few years older than her." The nanite hero countered. "Plus, she's a criminal."

"So? She's hot." He argued.

"Thanks for the compliment but I'll be going now- "She stops as Ben slams on his watch turning into a huge dark gray wolf in a green suit, collar and green wristbands. He now has four claws, as well as a green tongue and a white belt, an hourglass symbol is located on the collar above his fur. She was about to run, only to be tackled by the canine. "Ugh…tackled by a canine, how embarrassing." Ben glares at her.

A few moments later~

"So…why does she have panties on her head?" An officer asked as we see Catwoman's black thong covering her head.

"It was the strangest thing; she committed the crime in an atomic wedgie." Ben lied. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make a withdraw and meet up with a few friends of mine." As he walked with Rex, we go to a dark purple van with red flames riding down the street in a different part of the district. Sitting in the driver seat was a man by the age of twenty with black hair done into three hair spikes with a gold trim to it, his eyes a light blue. He was wearing a yellow trench coat with a hood on the back of it, wearing a black T-shirt and dark blue jeans and red tennis shoes. Sitting next to him in the passenger's seat was an anthro terrier with light gray fur and big brown eyes. He was wearing a green T-shirt and gray jean shorts.

"I'm telling you, it's true. Bolt is actually a teenager." The terrier comments.

"No way, he sounds like a grown man." The teen argued. "Are you sure you're not lying, Scamp?"

"Eddy, he's about my age." Scamp informs.

"Are he and that cat girl." Eddy began.

"Oh, big time." Scamp nods. "And before you ask, yes it used to be taboo for cats and dogs to date. Also stop right here." They stop in front a drainage pipe.

"So, why did you drag me to this drainage pipe?" Eddy questioned as they get out and Scamp goes to the back and opens it, revealing a wooden crate. "With a box that's- "He stops as he heard buzzing and for some reason dubstep. "Buzzing in dubstep, apparently?"

"Oh, no reason." He opens a slot on the crate and dropping a few sugar packets into it.

"Okay, Scamp I'm going to ask the following which might seem surprising from me specifically." He walks up to the terrier. "Is what we're doing legal, are those mutated insects and lastly why the fuck are we behind the drainage pipe to Cruella DeVille's house?!"

"Well, first they prefer to be called mutes, not mutants and they're from Kipo and they owed me. Secondly, we are technically breaking the law of loitering." Scamp explained. "And it's sort of a prank job a bit."

"So, you got Dubstep Bees attacking Cruella." Eddy guessed. "Look, I'm not going to question this, I mean I've sold Cruella fake fur clothes for about five months before she caught on. I'm just surprised a bit. Since this isn't you."

"Okay, I'll be real with you." Scamp stops briefly as he picks up the crate. "She's the arch-enemy of the girl I'm dating from 101 Dalmatian Street."

"You're dating Delilah?" His friend questioned as he puts the crate in the drainage pipe.

"Why does everyone assume I date older women? No, it's her stepdaughter Dolly." He explained opening the front of the crate in the drainage pipe as a bunch of bees with strange features flew down into the pipe.

"Really? I honestly thought you and Angel were going to get together?" Eddy questioned.

"She was adopted into my family bro, that's like Lucky and Two-Tone from the original series dating." Scamp informed. "Now come on, we're going to be late, we go to pick Ed up from his job."

"It's hard to believe Ed got a job." He comments as he gets in the driver seat of the car as Scamp climbed in from the back. "But then again, miracles happen." As they drive off, we go to an internet café called Exile & Blitz's Café and Comics. Inside, we see a teen by the age of eighteen sitting in the free table area reading from a Manga book. He had bright orange hair spiked up, his eyes a hazel green as his skin was a bright yellow. He was wearing a green jacket over a black T-shirt with a bold ORA across the chest. He had on dark blue jeans and black sneakers with green highlights.

"This is bullshit!" A loud angry voice was heard from the back as the teen was unfazed by it. "Why is my paycheck lower?!" We go to the backroom and see a short man arguing with an anthro Siberian husky. The short man was about the age of twenty-three, his messy hair a dark black, his eyes an emerald green. He was wearing a black T-shirt with white letters spelling out 'JERK', wearing dark blue jeans and black shoes. The Siberian husky had light blue fur, wearing a red polo-shirt and gray pants with loafers.

"Because last week, you called in saying you were and I quote taking revenge on Brian Griffin for printing the book Faster than the Speed of Love?" The canine questioned.

"Not true, it started out being about the book until he ran over my foot." The man argued. "I got the perfect revenge in the form of a well-placed laxative. He'll be on the crapper for a week."

"Dan, you can't take time off work just to exact revenge." The husky groans facepalming. "It's bad for business."

"Oh, so I should just let Brian Griffin run around town running over people's feet is that it?" Dan glared.

"No, I'm saying you should plan your revenge to work with your work schedule." The husky suggested. "You can have revenge but on your time."

"I tried to, but monkey-I mean Chris." Dan corrected himself. "Said he couldn't cover for me sense he's had a doctor's appointment. Anyway, what's the big deal? There aren't any idiots trying to rob the place." He opens the door showing the teen reading. "Heck Ed's reading a book."

"Unlike you, he doesn't leave when he's on the job. And finds a way to occupy his time." The dog declared.

"Exile please, what can a scrawny teen like him do?" He questioned, when suddenly a man in a black ski mask came in holding a gun.

"Everyone, drop to the ground unless you want to die!" The robber shouts as everyone did so, only for Ed to continue reading. "That goes for you too unibrow!"

"No thank you!" Ed smiled as he stood up and walked over to the man. He grabbed the gun and crumbled it into a metal ball before he calmly picked the robber up. "Have a nice day!" He smiled as he tossed him out of the store and into a nearby police car just as the back door opened.

"See?" The fox police officer smiled. "Told you we barely had to do anything."

"That, is what he can do." The husky smirks as Dan rolls his eyes.

"Hey Mr. Exile boss doggy, my breaks coming up soon can I take off early?" Ed asked.

"Certainly." Exile smirks. Ed walks out holding his book and soon Eddy and Scamp pulled up.

"Hey guys!" Ed smiles opening the side door and getting into the back. "Where's Double D?"

"We came to pick you up first; chances are he's dealing with the hard part of his job." Scamp smirks. As they rode off, we go to a tall white and green building with blue windows with a sign at the top saying 'DexLabs'. Inside we see a male teen by the age of eighteen walking through the halls of the building. He had bright orange hair, wearing black glasses with blue lenses with light pale skin. He was wearing a white lab coat buttoned up over a black T-shirt underneath, wearing purple rubber gloves, wearing blue jeans and black boots. As he walked, he saw a teen about the age of nineteen sitting slumped against the wall with a door by his side. The teen's hair was dark gray with light highlights of blond covered by a black wool hat, his eyes a turquoise color. He was wearing a red T-shirt with white long sleeves, wearing dark blue jeans and blue tennis shoes.

"Eddward, is something wrong?" The redhead asked walking over.

"It's just, Dexter, have you ever had your patience tested by someone who barely understood what you're talking about?" Edd asked as he stood up.

"My sister is DeeDee." Dexter answered in a deadpanned tone. "What brought this on?"

"It's my portion of the job, I work to ensure cartoons from different Eras are well educated enough to at least not be terrified of a car or airplane." He explained. "But unfortunately, this new batch is trying my patience to no end."

"Is it that one of Disney's cartoons the one about the princess of Avalor I think?" He asked.

"I'd honestly prefer dealing with Po from Kung Fu Panda because now I have to deal with the Ice Age characters." The gray-haired teen smacks his head softly against the wall in annoyance.

"Didn't their series ended with that meteor being redirected?" The redhead pointed out. "Wouldn't it be easier since they were more recent?"

"You'd think that, but somehow they are very tiresome. I spent week one trying to explain how to transform from anthro to feral forms with Hunter." Edd explained blushing a bit. "It didn't help that when they did master it, they were physically taller than me as well as being naked."

"See this is why I suggest you wear the censor glasses I invented, that's what they're for." Dexter informed.

"You know those things give me a headache if I wear them too long." Edd denied. "There's also the fact I have to deal with the mammoths' stubbornness, Crash and Eddie's idiocy and lastly Sid's…unhygienic nature and... well, ignorance."

"I realize this can be tiresome at times but you're one of the few people I trust with this type of thing. Remember what happened when I let Ben, or the Test sisters do it?" He puts a hand on his employee.

"Don't remind me." He shudders at the memory.

"Eddward, DexLabs provides cartoons from different eras proper teachings as well as enough money to make it out in Cartoon City." Dexter explained. "I entrusted this job to you because I know you can do it. After all, remember our friend Hiccup and his friends? We had a hard time with them too but managed to get them to understand what a JPEG was."

"You're right." His pocket vibrates as he pulls out a touchscreen phone with a red case showing it was an alarm for his lunch break. "I have to go on break. But- "

"No buts, I won't have my employees working on their break. Unless they're robots I've built." Dexter mutters that last part. A few moments later, we see Edd walking out of DexLabs and he smiles seeing Ed, Eddy and Scamp waiting in the van. He walks over and gets in the back seat as Ed smiles hugging him. Eddy grins and takes off, as we go to a Diner with a sign on top saying 'Pop's Diner'. Sitting at one of the booths next to the window was Ben and Rex waiting.

"Sorry we're late." Scamp smirks sitting next to Ben as Eddy sat next to Rex. "Had to make a delivery for someone who needed it."

"I stopped the café from getting robbed." Ed smiles sitting next to Eddy as Edd sat next to Scamp.

"I have to deal with Sid from the Ice Age." Edd admitted.

"I'm so sorry man." Ben pats his back. "If you want, I could take over for you at your job?"

"Not a chance." Edd joked. "I'd sooner let Ed do the budget for our apartment."

"I only screwed up twice." Ed pouts.

"You screwed up once." Eddy chimed in.

"Are we just going to talk? I'm starving." Scamp chimed in. "Pops, six of your finest awesome burgers!"

"With a side salad for each please." Edd added.

"Coming right up boys!" An old man behind the counter smirked going into the kitchen. A few moments later, an anthro skunk with purple fur walked up with their food. She was wearing a pink polo shirt and light blue jeans wearing roller blades.

"Your meals." She puts the burgers and salad down in front of them. "Bon appétit." She rolls off.

"It's hard to believe Fifi's single after all these years." Ben comments.

"You know, you could ask her out." Rex suggested taking a bite out of his burger.

"I don't think I'd be able to handle the skunk smell." The omnitrix hero holds his nose with a gag.

"That and your terrible track record with girls." Eddy joked.

"Oh, come on it wasn't that bad." Ben rolled his eyes.

"Rook had to point out Ester had a crush on you in the first place." Ed pointed out surprising the hero. "Rook. Someone who doesn't understand expressions."

"Shut up." The green-eyed hero pouts eating his burger.

And there you go, enjoy, or don't. I'm just sharing this with the world