Author's Note: This fic's been accumulating virtual dust in my PC for literally 6 months now, as it's originally planned to be posted as one big complete fic. But since I've gradually lost interest in completing this. Might as well post the complete chapters.

Might still continue, but don't count on it.

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Re-Destro, the ever–fabulous leader of the MLA, the mighty CEO of Detnerat Company, owner of the greatest nose in the history of Japan, climbed up an office table, struck an awesome pose rivaling superheroes, and said out loud:

"Let's destroy the League of Villains!" he said while holding up his right hand in a 'peace' sign and putting them behind his head like bunny ears. "Say it with me, my fellow MLA Commanders!"

"Let's destroy the League of Villains!" Skeptic cheered as well. Because if he didn't, his face would have a personal meeting with the CEO's shoe, and he doesn't want to know about their secrets.

"Let's destroy the League of Villains!" Trumpet cheered, activating his Quirk. But since no one there believed in him, no one got affected. In fact, he can't even affect himself because he ran out of self-esteem because of his super cool self-esteem absorbing glasses and not because he was always bullied there.

"Trumpet! What did I say about contributing here?!" Re-Destro yelled with all of his might that All Might paid a visit there in case the CEO can be sued for copyright for some sweet sweet cash. But since no copyright infringement happened, everything continued as normal after the hero left. "You're a character no one likes! Go stand by the wall!"

Trumpet stood from his seat and stood near a wall, facing it as well.

"Let's destroy the League of Villains!" Miyashita cheered on, making Re-Destro mad because he's a non-Commander who keeps on inviting himself in these meetings. The CEO lunged at him and snapped his neck, but since he's an adorable teddy bear, he just stitched his neck back.

As Re-Destro climbed up the table again, he and Skeptic turned their attention to Curious, the token female of the team, who's just sitting there with a blank stare at the window with her laptop in front of her.

"What the hell is wrong with the woman?" Re-Destro asked.

"She read a ton of fanfiction last night and couldn't get over the fact that she died in over a half of them." Skeptic ansered, deliberately leaving the 'w' to anger the grammar Nazis.

"Who killed her?"

"Toga, sir, from the League of Villains… as well as other things like getting ran over by a truck, getting sliced in half, getting a sledgehammer to the face… yada yada yada…"

"Well that was convenient. But how? We had a hundred thousand members, all with different Quirks that you could say that we have a thousand All for Ones in this team." Re-Destro said as he did an awesome backflip on the office table for absolutely no reason at all. He landed face first and impaled a poor ant on the ground with his nose.

"It's by the power of plot sir!" Skeptic answered, doing a backflip as well for no good reason other than he was a Board Member of the Feel Good Inc. Porn Company, why is that even a thing? No one knows.

"What did the plot do this time?"

"Died from falling from a high place. Because people keep forgetting all our people have highly-trained Quirks and we have a crap-ton of flying members."

Re-Destro got confused as he remembered how Overhaul received a super-mega-ultra punch straight to the ol' noggin and nothing happened to him. "How can a teenager win against a grown-ass woman?"

"Power of plot, sir! Observe!"

Skeptic gestured for Re-Destro to look at the huge glass windows. A minute later, All for One appeared blabbering something about not finding clothes that fit. And then there was All Might, who's also blabbering something about being a mentor and not being killed off yet.

The fight started and went on for 40 minutes which is equivalent of 2 episodes, and All Might was almost defeated when he suddenly got a power-up and one-shotted All for One.

It was a marvelous sight. People cheered, everyone is happy – including All for One as he and All Might got interviewed down the road. Both of them then received an offer on merchandising because people want to see them duke it out again, only this time they're using their respective dolls. And then a random dog sh** his pants for some reason.

"Wow… that's stupid. Oh and by the way this is our new hand gesture in case you missed earlier," Re-Destro said as he repeated the 'bunny ears at the back of the head finger' sign. "It's V for victory, because kids have been using our sign in substitute for 'Loser'. If Trumpet made the sign, then I'll allow it because he's a loser, but me?! HECK NO! Now we instantly have a couple million members across the globe because people like to do the 'bunny ears' joke!"

Re-Destro crossed his arms exactly like Curious does when she's being ugly, which is every hour of the day.

"Okay sir!" Skeptic said as he repeated the gesture but he accidentally did it with three arms somehow. "What are we fighting the League for again?"

Re-Destro's eyes turned into thick horizontals as he rotated in his place to face the long-haired idiot. "Those idiots and their stupid plot armor! I'll show 'em who's boss! Plus I'm a villain and I should be bad all the time!"

"I can understand, sir. That's because we're just one-shot villains devoid of any motivation other than being evil. We are but one-dimensional characters that ironically had to rely on fanfictions to have people portray us as more than bad people… but then we have Curious over there who's currently having an existential crisis because she read too much. We're all flat characters as of now."

"I dunno Skeps-boy, but Curious is the last thing to a flat character."

"Is that a compliment sir?"

"No, because she's becoming more of a MILF everyday and she's reminding me of my non-existent mommy." Re-Destro cried for exactly 6.297 seconds and turned serious again.

"Your mom is a MILF, boss?"

"No. Like I said I have never met her. I said MILF because it has the word 'Mom' on it so yeah…"

"I don't know your MILF standards, boss, but I think Curious is the farthest thing on that, unlike the hottie that is Inko Midoriya."

"WHO THE F*** IS INKO MIDORIYA?!"

"A MILF, sir…"

"Anyways! What if we're in a crack fic, huh?" Re-Destro asked, his nose twirling on its own because it wanted to be a dancer and also trying to get away from the awkward MILF conversation. "Would we have more personality?"

Skeptic stood up and did a chicken dance, because he was not going to allow his boss to beat him with his amazing twirling nose. "I'm not sure sir. But crack fics are better than no fics at all!"

Re-Destro started breakdancing. "What about smut fics? I heard girls write more fanfiction so that means smut is more common!"

Skeptic upped his game and rolled around on the floor like a drunken alien trying to return to a cornfield ruled by a dictatorial neckbeard riding a kangaroo that desperately wanted to become an archeologist collecting waifus. "Better than always written as dying like Curious over there. So are you sure on this 'beat them because plot armor' thing?"

"I have an idea!" Trumpet arrived, doing a conga dance all by himself because everyone hates him. "Why not we send Geten to one-shot the entire League so we can prove that the Hero Commission is incredibly corrupt and just lets them run around so heroes have stuff to do?"

"Trumpet, that's stupid!" Re-Destro yelled at the fabulous politician, not because of his logic, but because he feared that he's better than him.

"Yeah! That's stupid! We're MHA villains! We don't need realistic logic!" Skeptic started imitating the lead singer of the Gorillaz virtual band up to the point that he looked like a crappy rip-off. "We exist to be evil! What are we? Three-dimensional characters?! Pffft! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"That's right, Skeps-boy!" Re-Destro added, trying to imitate the Joker until he made the real thing look like a crappy rip-off. "Actual three-dimensional villains are sooo yesterday! Now get back to the wall!"

Skeptic suddenly stopped dancing because he realized he looked like an idiot, no matter how amazing he is. "So we fight the League even if they have stupid-ass plot armor?"

Re-Destro stopped dancing as well, because if he continued his Joker impersonation, Batman might come after him. "We gotta show those pesky heroes that they're not needed because we can take 'em out on our own! And about that stupid plot armor, I'll still defeat them!"

"But boss! They're just going to use the power of plot!"

"What are the chances of them using it?"

"100% sir! They're the main villains of the show, after all!" Skeptic sat once more at his seat, thinking about why he's named Skeptic in the first place if he's agreeing to anything the boss says. But he knew, at the end of the day, the best way to rise up in a company is to suck up to the boss.

Re-Destro adjusted his tie and turned his attention to Curious who's still just sitting there with a blank expression wearing an office suit. It's a sexy white office suit and it made the CEO mad that she's not in correct uniform.

"SKEPS-MAN!" He yelled facing the window with the knowledge that sound waves will just bounce back on it to be heard by Skeptic, which it did and it made him look scientific as well as majestic. "Why is Curious not in uniform?!"

"Because it's Tuesday, and Shoowaysha has rules on that, boss."

Re-Destro shook his head and pointed at a picture on the wall. It showed Curious in her navy blue dress and salmon fuzzy jacket (even though the pic is taken in summer) sitting on a white couch while he, Skeptic, Miyashita, Geten, and Trumpet were all wearing black uniforms standing behind the couch. It was a photoshoot taken at Feel Good Inc. Porn Company and all of them thought it's a great pose, and Skeptic didn't say anything because he thinks it's meme-worthy.

He immediately checked his laptop and what do you know? It's already been memed. Although it made him a bit uneasy that artists drew Curious way prettier instead of the butterface that she is.

"How are the viewers supposed to recognize her if she's wearing a stupid office outfit? They would think we have a new member!" Re-Destro threw a tantrum while keeping the new MLA 'bunny ears' symbol to show whoever's watching them right now the true meaning of wrath.

Feeling pissed off at his subordinate's lack of cooperation, the CEO took a small piece of paper and threw it with pinpoint accuracy towards the woman's nose. It was a power move because if Curious's nose were longer like him, she could have swayed her head to the side and blocked it off with an impressive display of swordsmanship.

But no, the woman didn't move and the paper fell right into her cleavage – because it wasn't just an ordinary office outfit, it's a sexy office outfit! The stuff of anime! Oh how he hated anime!

But seriously it's just an ordinary office outfit, and Re-Destro got offended by the fact that the woman's bust is too big it's peeking right through, and it pissed him to no end because he can't replicate it with his pecs. He then imagined the life of those poor poor buttons and their strength to hold on, that he made a book on the spot about the hardships of buttons worn by busty ladies.

Now if only the stupid blue woman could snap out of it so she can publish the darn thing.

"She said last week that she can't find any clothes that fit. The dress is getting too tight. Busty girl problems, sir."

Re-Destro sighed and shook his head, fully remembering that the woman can't even button up her iconic salmon jacket. What does she think she is?! An anime character?!

"Anyways…" The CEO continued once more. "Where are they?"

Skeptic began mashing buttons in his laptop like a professional Mortal Kombat: Heroes and Villains player. "They're right up here sir. But I can't ready up the Orbital Cannon because there seem to be field trip buses there… not that it would even put a scratch on their plot armor."

Re-Destro slid to his location, but he tripped and fell out the open window 27 storeys high. A few minutes later, he came back into the room with a piece of asphalt impaled on his majestic nose. He slid again once more but this time it went perfect that he briefly became the 'Person of the Minute'. "What do you mean-"

The laptop showed the satellite screen of some mountain area where the League of Villains (except Compress) are being held up in a wedgie by some white-haired kid with a blue shirt using his Quirk to summon little black floating balls with razor-sharp teeth. There was a huge group of kids right behind him that seemed to be cheering, as well as some rows of school buses. To the side, there's Mr. Compress entertaining some kids by juggling marbles. To the other is Gigantomachia recording the entire event with an oversized Detnerat-branded phone while Dr. Garaki is discussing things about Nomus.

"The League's Plot Armor is a bit sketchy and it seems to have zero effects on kids and now they became a field trip focal point!" Skeptic said as he manually launched a drone from a site near the area. It was armed with a taser but it kept on bumping through some invisible barrier that briefly glowed yellow when hit, as well as the word 'PLOT' appearing every bump.

Re-Destro inspected the scene. It was utterly embarrassing, and it made him remember the numerous times news tried to portray the League as these ultra-professional villains and that they're oh-so dangerous and whatnot when Shigaraki himself, Toga, and Spinner are basically armed with just short-ranged Quirks that they're no better than a person with a knife… in world where everyone has powers…

He's not even finished inspecting the group when a fat kid whose tongue transformed into a cannon laid down a barrage of fire onto the League, leaving the so-called dangerous villains in a smoldering crater, except Compress, who's now pulled All Might out of his top hat, put him back in before pulling out Trumpet.

Re-Destro and Skeptic immediately looked at Trumpet's last location, and he's not there anymore. But before they could even act about it, he returned to the room and faced the wall once more.

"Wow, they're weak as heck."

Skeptic nodded. "But they got plot armor, sir! Never under-estimate them!"

"Demonstrate."

Skeptic played a few saved videos, pressing them quickly enough so that the CEO wouldn't notice his massive hentai collection. The first one showed some explodey boy blasting his way around the League and they can't do a thing, the second one is Gran Torino kicking everyone in the face too fast to be countered, and the third one is Kamui Woods binding everyone in a single hit.

Re-Destro raised an eyebrow… where's the plot armor?

But then Skeptic pressed another group of videos, this time very slowly so Re-Destro can see his awesome video game frag clip icons. The next batch showed Stain somehow scared that Shigaraki is stupid enough to catch his blade instead of his arms, Overhaul suddenly requiring a random sacrifice against Shigaraki even though he has a member that can surround himself with a shield, them fighting a group of cultists among many others…

But the most prominent thing is that…

The League wins if they fight other villains!

The fact sent shivers up both of their spines as they thought about the MLA. What's the sense of highly-trained individuals if they're just going to lose since the plot is backing the League up?

Re-Destro imagined a group of his men blindy charging into Shigaraki because they can't use their powers properly, and then getting instantly disintegrated.

"This is Avengers-level threat, Skeptic!" Re-Destro leaned back and stood tall, so tall that he actually gained a few inches – because he stood on his tiptoes.

"Boss. I don't think there's a point in fighting them, their plot armor against other villains is too strong!"

"Skeps-boy my man! If we managed to defeat them, then we'll show those pesky League of Losers that we are just much better than them that we can penetrate through their plot armor! So let's PENETRATE THEM!" Re-Destro laughed out loud and tried to do a Jojo pose but he was too old for it and just fell down in pain. "SKEPS! ASSEMBLE THE CREW!"

"Yessir!"

"DOUBTFUL! TUBA! INQUISITIVE! TO ACTION!" Re-Destro raised a fist high into the air just like the triumphant pose made by both All Might and Endeavor did when they won, but since he's standing on the table, he just crushed an innocent lightbulb just barely making a living to support its family.