Dear readers,

I'll make this brief so you can get to the smut. This is the collaborative project of three spicy colleagues who are beyond help or grass. We are avid lovers and fans of My Hero Academia, spicy literature, and moody bad bois with mental issues.

With that premise in mind, I give you our crackhead lovechild: An AU in which the characters from My Hero Academia work at a Mall called Loav & Sechz.

I'd like to take this time to throw out a few disclaimers. We do not claim rights to any of the characters or any of the properties/franchises/corporations mentioned in this story. We also do not take responsibility for any nosebleeds you may experience while reading this.

Also...we are well aware that most of the characters mentioned (in the anime and manga) are under the age of eighteen. That's why this is an AU in which these characters are aged up (to at least eighteen) and if they're not then they will not be depicted in any sexual scenarios.

Last disclaimer: Depictions/descriptions of sexual relations between people of the same sex will be in this story. Viewer discretion is advised. But seriously you're on a fanfiction site. If smut makes you uncomfortable why are you even here?

Stay spicy my friends,

Xero Sanity

P.S.: Enjoy ;D