Disclaimer: I don't own Overlord (the anime/manga/light novel) it is owned by Kugane Maruyama.

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"Moves"

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-Great Tomb of Nazarick-

"So I heard this place offers up free EXP for us to evolve our characters!" Cartman said as his guild of sorts were all dressed up in their fantasy apparel from Stick of Truth.

"I DO need some additional levels…" Kyle said.

"Mmmmmppphhhh!" Kenny said.

"I do agree on this…" Butters said.

"Let's fuck 'em up!" Stan said.

BGM: South Park: The Stick of Truth - Battle/Fight Music Theme 1

The enemies they were fighting are low level skeletons in the single digits.

"Here I go! Magic Missile!" Cartman said as he threw a tampon at a skeleton which didn't really do anything as skeletons don't actually have a mind of their own. "Crap it didn't work! Oh well. Flame strike!"

He just pulled out a hair spray and lighter and used it to burn some skeletons to a crisp.

"Rally!" Kyle said as he upped the attack and ability powers of his Allies.

"Thanks, Kyle! Whirlwind Slash!" Stan said as he began to spin right round and cut down any skeletons that came near him.

Then a death knight arrived.

"Don't worry I got this! This Hammer of Justice!" Butters said as he threw his hammer at it which didn't really do anything other than it breaking. "Oh no!"

"Mmmmpppphhh!" Kenny said as he used a charm on it. The Death Knight decided to just leave. The cross-dressing princess celebrated this victory over the death knight, who didn't want to deal with these weaklings.

Meanwhile, Jimmy decided to use Song of Buffness which caused his party to get stronger while weakening their enemies.

Eventually, all the skeletons were destroyed.

BGM End.

"Ha! That was easy!" Cartman said. Then Momonga arrived with his friends.

"Oh great, more noobs?" Momonga said.

"Yep. I can see that. And even weaker than the last ones," Tabula said.

"Gasp! Even more free exp! Let's kill them!" Cartman said.

"Hell Flame," Momonga said as he shot forth a very small flame from his skeleton finger that then latched onto Cartman.

"Wait wh-" Then the small fire engulfed Cartman's entire party, instantly downing them.

"Goddamnit!" Cartman said as he looks pissed.

He and his party of noobs were dunzo.

"What were you thinking? You're still in the single-digit," Momonga said as he sounded disappointed.

"It's all Kyle's fault!" Cartman said.

"Why is it my fault?!" Kyle said.

"M-Medic…" Jimmy said.

"Oh my god they killed Kenny," Stan said as he realized Kenny is dead while the rest of them are on the verge of dying.

"You right! You bastards!" Kyle said looking angry.

"Now you noticed? God, you're slow," Momonga said.

"Just you wait! We will get our revenge!" Cartman said.

"Sure you will," Momonga said.

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-Unknown Time Later-

Momonga logged in. This was the final day of YGGDRASIL. Unfortunately, he and Herohero were the only ones online at least for their guild. The two of them were at the Round Table Room of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.

"Great...just you and I, huh?" Momonga said.

"Yep. I do apologize. Though I did check and it seems those guys we fought a while ago are back on the server," Herohero said.

"Is it that Cartman and his band of noob friends?" Momonga said.

"Yes, it's them. But I feel kinda sleepy from doing my work for W Corp.," Herohero said.

"I heard that it's restless, back there," Momonga said.

"Well yes. Anyways I am sorry that everyone else isn't here to be with us…" Herohero said.

"It's…alright. Anyways I don't mind if you do rest or something from all that hard work…" Momonga said.

"Okay but I do feel bad that everyone else isn't here…" Herohero said. "The realities of living in the City must have gotten to them…"

"Yeah…see you later…" Momonga said.

"Bye Momonga…" Herohero said as he left.

"Everyone that I know isn't here anymore…man I missed you guys we had so much fun…" Momonga said.

He picked up the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown that was floating.

"Maybe I can go kill these annoying brats who returned? Nah," Momonga said. "I will see this to the end…"

Momonga is going to go to the throne of Nazarick but he ends up meeting Sebas Tian and the Pleiades.

"Too bad that work has been taking so much time…" Momonga said. "Follow me."

They ended up arriving at the throne room.

Momonga saw that Albedo is standing right beside it.

"Well, at least you're still here. You know what? Might as well check your files," Momonga said.

He checked her files, and it was VERY long.

"Holy crap! There are so many details," Momonga said. He had to skip to the end and he saw it was about 1k words or even more than that his jaw nearly dropped. In the end, it says that Albedo is "a nymphomaniac furry". Right underneath "loves pizzas without pineapples".

The Guildmaster of Ainz Ooal Gown chuckled. "Hmmm…maybe I can do a little trolling…just this once."

Momonga decided to change that last part of Albedo's character description which now said; "madly in love with her lord. With a side-interest in furry." The part about the pizza was unchanged.

"This is going to be funny…" Momonga said as he noticed it's almost time. "Well…it was fun while it lasted. I had fun doing quests raiding dungeons but the thing I will miss the most is this Tomb. If there even is a YGGDRASIL 2.0 I will be sure to reunite with my friends…I wonder if some of them work where I work...Anyways it was fun…"

Then the timer hit zero and began to count once again before disappearing.

"Now how would it feel...wait... Something's not right. Did the facility's TT2 mess with something?" Momonga said as he tried to access the menu, but couldn't.

'Huh? Why isn't working? Has there been a delay with shutting down YGGDRASIL?' Momonga thought. 'Is there a bug NOW of all times?! In my workplace, such bugs could end lives in droves!'

While he was at it the normally emotionless NPCs are now emotional and alive.

"Um, are you okay, my lord?" Albedo said.

"Eh?" Momonga said as he saw that Albedo is looking at him. He saw that the girl looked concerned.

"Do you need a pizza?" Albedo said.

"Uhhhhhh…" Momonga said.

'That never happened before,' He thought.

"Sure?" Momonga said.

'Right. Tabula somehow managed to craft a pizza just to be sure he could "make his creations love something that exists in this game",' Momonga thought.

Albedo proceeded to go get a pizza.

'Something's not right...' Momonga thought. 'I need to do something…'

He looked at Sebas.

"What is the matter, my lord?" Sebas said.

"I…well I need you to go out and check out where we are at. Notify me through the message spell," Momonga said.

"Of course, my lord," Sebas said as he left.

"Now then…" Momonga said. He looked at the Pleiades and Albedo, the Overseer of the Guardians of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, who now has pizza. The Overlord looked at it.

'How can I eat it? I seem to not have the ability to digest food...nor do I feel hungry…' Momonga thought. 'This will take a while to get used to...'

"Thanks for that…" Momonga said as he took the pizza and tried to eat it, but failed.

"Oh...I'm so sorry. I forgot that an undead like you…" Albedo said as she looked very apologetic. "Please punish me for failing to realize this fact!

Momonga remained silent, and said: "I will wave this punishment, I want you to go and assemble the rest of the floor guardians to the sixth floor."

"As you wish my lord" Albedo said as she left.

low-level Ainz thought.

A/n: Yep now Overlord has an abridged version of itself. If you are wondering what W Corp and TT2 Protocol come from, then it can all be explained from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina which offers some explanations on these terms. This is related to my other Abridged Series.

And yes Albedo is a pizza lover what did you expect? This is also related to another one of my Abridged Series.