A/N: hello guys so today im bringing you my first fanfic so its basically a parody of rick and morty in the loud house except its a different this is my story so some things are different here it takes place around season 5 and lori didn't really go to college yet, might contain some swearing, so without further ado

LET'S BEGIN!

The sun rises up on the horizon, a young 12 year old kid named Lincoln Loud wakes up, he noticed that today felt different because it is the weekend where kids get to have a break from school. The white haired boy yawned and start preparing for a shower, he was lucky cause non of his sisters are awake so he could use the bathroom first, after 10 minutes of showering he opened the door to reveal all of his sisters waiting in line for the bathroom, Lincoln got pass them and proceeds to get dress he put on his favorite underwear, some jeans, and his iconic orange polo and proceeds to head to the dining room.

In the dining room the white haired boy is surprised by the amount of food that his father made for breakfast. Lincoln wanted to have a taste but was quickly stopped by his mother.

Rita: "Sorry Lincoln but you can't eat yet you have to wait for your sisters"

Lincoln: "Sorry mom got a little carried away by the amount of food so whats the occasion?"

Rita: "Well i have an announcement and i'm waiting for everyone to be here"

The boy nodded and proceeded to wait

A few minutes later

All the loud siblings are now in the dining room waiting fr the news

Rita: "Hey everyone today I have an announcement for today! There will be a new member joining this house"

Everyone was shocked by that.

Lori: "Who's the guy?"

Rita "Well his my brother and also… your uncle"

Lucy: "Gasp, I never knew we had an uncle"

Lincoln: "Well i think I look forward on meeting him"

Luna: "So mom why have we never seen or heard anything about our uncle?"

Rita: "Well something bad happen in the past we went our seperate paths and last night he called we decided to put all the bad stuff in the past and move one and he's ready to see you kids"

Everyone then start chattering and thinking about their uncle who they have never seen

Rita: "Also keep in mind he is super rude and don't think that your actually better than him"

Lynn jr: "WHAT, COME ON… evryone knows that im better than anyone and whoever this guy is he'll be sorry for thinking that!"

Rita: (Rolled her eyes) "Just don't ok!"

Lynn jr: "Ok whatever…"

In the afternoon…

A sci-fi ship can be heard parking in front of the house the sound took everyone by surprise but Rita told them thats their uncles car the kids calmed down and went to the living room to greet their uncle. A man with spiky blue hair a blue shirt, a lab coat, brown pants with a belt, and black shoes walk up to the loud house, he knocked on the door and Rita answered it to greet him before the kids, after a small talk they finally head in, the kids were shocked to find their uncle is actually a scientist.

Rita: "Kids this is you uncle Link Sanchez, and link these are-"

Link: "Your kids I got that the first step I got in this house"

Rita: (Trying to stay calm) "Okay so kids why don't you introduce yourselves"

Lori came first

Lori: "Hey Uncle Link I am-"

Link: "Lori oldest sibling in the family pretty much says Literally most of the time gets obsessive to phones, to much love on your boyfriend and etc."

Rita: *Facepalms

Lori: "Whoa did mom literally told you this much about me?"

Link: "Don't be to surprise I know *Burps* so much people in the universe so get used to it"

Rita: "Ugh.."

Now it's Leni's turn.

Leni: "Hey Uncle Link im Leni"

Link: "Uh… okay so Leni you *Burps* you do fashion for a living and alot of fashion am I correct?"

Leni: "OM-Gosh that is so me"

Link: "Well yeah and pretty dumb if you ask me"

Everyone in the room was shocked when hearing their uncle say something horrible to Leni

Leni: "Ooh thank you, yes I am pretty"

Everyone sigh and Rita punched Link in the arm

Link: "Ow, wh-what was that for?"

Rita gave him an irritated look

Link: "Okay okay, I'll be more nicer Jesus"

Luna then came up.

Luna: "Hey uncle Link"

Link: "Well judging from the looks you're a really great Guitar player and*Burps* you are into music alot, plus your into girls"

Luna: "Yeah that's me" (while scratching her head)

Link: "You have a favorite band or something?"

Luna: "Well I'm mostly into Mick Swaggers jam and mostly rock music so yeah"

Link: "Well that's fine"

Rita gave a suspicious look, and Link noticed

Link: "What..? she's cool"

Rita nodded and let her brother continue

Luan: "Hello there new Uncle it sure is nice to see you"

Link then gave a confused look

Link: "Uhh.. okay?

Luan: "Hey since you're a scientist I got some good jokes for you"

Link then give a worried look

Link: "Hey look I know you like jokes but don't take it to fa-"

Luan: "What kind of tree can be placed into your hand? A palm tree, get it?"

Everyone groaned

Link: "Okay nice now can you st-"

Luan: "Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions, *Laughs* get it?"

Link: "Yeah, yeah I get now can we-"

Luan: "What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife? I lava you? *laughs*

Link: "Are you done?"

Luan: "Yeah I'm done"

Link (In his thoughts): "God her jokes are too bad ugh"

Lynn then stepped right in front of her uncle with an irritated look

Link: "What?"

Lynn: "Hey I don't know what your deal is but NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!

Rita: "Lynn what did we talk about?"

Link: "Its okay *Burps* sis I got this"

Link: "Your Lynn Jr. Right?'

Lynn: "Yeah and those are probably your last word before becoming a sore loser"

Link: "I've seen more than you jealous, competitive, over-confident, arrogant, etc."

Lynn: "What are you trying to say here?

Link: "I'm saying I've seen alot of people like you in the universe thinks they can challenge me but guess what? their asses just got messed up after seeing that I'm better so I'd suggest not to do that."

Lynn had a face of shock and disgust, but after thinking it through she thinks that he's trying to manipulate her mind but she isn't that foolish.

Lynn: *Laughs "Yeah say all you want old man cause I know your just trying to make me think your better than me"

Link: *Rolls his eyes* "Whatever"

Now it's Lincoln's turn

Lincoln: "Hi I'm Lincoln Loud you probably already know that and all"

Link: "So your like "the man with the plan?" what do you do in life?"

Lincoln: "Well I'm into comics mostly ace savvy, do alot of magic, big fan of arghhh and yes I am the man with the plan"

Link(to himself): "Wow I left him for most of his life and ended up being so lame"

Lincoln: "What was that?"

Link(Nervous): "Oh uh, nothing…"

Lincoln looked at him with suspicion but then forget's about it.

Lincoln: "Okayy…"

Lucy appears out of nowhere

Lucy: "What's up?"

Link jumped in surprise

Link: "Jesus Christ, don't sneak up on me like that"

Lucy: "Sorry, just a habit"

Link: "Well you're Lucy right, I heard you like funerals, death, poems ad other dark stuff right?"

Lucy: "Yes, and I got a poem to read for you"

Link: "Sure, just *Burps* don't take too long on it"

Lucy starts reading

One hour later

Lucy finishes the poem and found out that Link has slept.

Rita: "Uhh… Link? She's done"

Link (wakes up): "Wh-what oh yeah nice poem Lucy could make someone fall asleep for days"

Lucy: "Sigh…"

Lola: "Hey there Uncle you probably know alot of stuff about me right?"

Link: "To clean, always wanted things your way and that"

Lola: "yeah that's kinda.. right"

Link: "By the way wheres the other one? I heard you have a twin"

Link starts looking around for Lana till he heard his car from outside

Lana: "Come on, Lisa can you hack into it?"

Lisa: "I'm trying the security systems in this car is beyond my geniuses"

Link run up to them

Link: "Hey, hey, hey don't try to break into my car the defense systems could kill you"

Lana was shocked and backed away from the car, as for Lisa she's still seeing if she can breakthrough

Link: "I said stop!"

Lisa: "Very well my dearest uncle"

Link (To Lana): "So your Lana right? The one who is interested in dirty stuff, cars and pretty much the opposite of your twin"

Lana (Scratching her back head): "Yeah sorry for trying to break into your car it's just so interesting that you made your car like a spaceship"

Link: "Hey, I go to space alot with this"

Lana: "Whoa it actually flies?"

Link: "Yes it does"

Lisa: "It seems that your car has so much is really advance, it has good fuel, you can probably travel the whole galaxy with this"

Link: "Basically the whole universe"

Lisa is shocked after hearing

Lisa: "Usually I don't care on anything but this… CAN YOU TEACH ME ON HOW TO MAKE THIS?"

Link: "Look I appreciate how smart you are in this family but you gotta stop acting like a nerd for onve it's weird"

Lisa: "VERY WELL MY DEAREST UNCLE"

Link, Lana, and Lisa went back into the house.

Link: "So Rita looks like I've already meet al your 10 kids"

Rita: "Actually you forgot about Lily"

Link: "Oh right the baby lemme take a look at her"

Rita then regretted reminding Link about Lily she could only imagine the worst of what would he do to a baby.

Link: *Picks up Lily* "Wow nice baby you have here"

Rita started sweating and closed her eyes imagining the worst that could happen but Rita sigh in relief when Link put her down without saying anything.

Link (To Lily): "Sorry but your to young I can't let anything happen like this again"

Link (To Rita): "Well this is some sh*tty family you got"

Rita: "LANGUANGE LINK"

Link: "Whatever"

Link (To the loud kids): "As for you I wanna make sure that everyone doesn't bother me cause I'm gonna start working on your garage"

Luna: "Why?"

Link: "Cause that's where I'm staying"

With that said Link went out the door and start working on the garage. For the rest of the day the louds did not bother Link on whatever his working on.

At night…

It was dinner time in the loud house Lynn sr. Have just prepared alot of meals for the family especially for Link. Everyoe came downstairs to have dinner and notice someone is missing

Lincoln: "Hey mom where's uncle link?"

Rita: "Still in the garage,he hasn't come out in hours"

*Back door opens*

Link: "Wubba lubba dub dub, that was alot of work now it's done *Burps* yeah"

Luna: "Hey man can you stop burping?"

Lori: "yeah or at least say excuse me when you do it"

Link: "Oh you don't like that huh well guess what I can do this" *Farts on the table*

Everyone except Lana was grossed out.

Luna: "Ew… man Bogus"

Lori: "That is literally disgusting"

Lola: "Can you not do that in here?"

Everyone else chattered until Rita tells them to stop.

Rita: "ENOUGH!"

Everyone is now silent while Link stares at Rita.

Rita: *Sigh*"Link can you step out of the house for a moment?"

Link: "Uh… okay"

Link step out into the front door

Rita then starts staring at the kids

Rita: "Look kids I know this guy is super rude and probably you think he's the worst guy in the house"

Lynn: "Yeah *Realizes what she said* sorry, sorry I just still hate him"

Rita: "But he left my life a long time ago and I missed him so much, and I don't want anything that could make him leave again *Starts tearing up* I don't want him to leave again…"

Everyone was saddened by this and then there was silent for a few minutes, until Lincoln decided to break it.

Lincoln: "Don't worry mom we'll be at our best behaviour"

Lana: "Yeah mom this can do some coolstuff too"

Lisa: "And smart"

Lori: "But mom can you at least make sure that he doesn't go overboard on the burping and the farting?"

Rita: "I'll try my best, thank you kids."

Rita then told Link he can come back in and they all have dinner, Link was telling everyone how he can travel to different universes and explains about the infinite timelines, Lisa is writing down alot about her uncle while everyone think that Link might be exaggerating.

It is now bedtime and everyone went into their rooms.

Midnight…

Lincoln woke up when he heard a noise from right outside his room, the door opened and it turn out to be his uncle. Lincoln was shocked by this and Link started talking.

Link: "Hey *Burps* L-Lincoln hows your sleep?"

Lincoln: "It's the middle of the night I still need more sleep"

Link: "Well guess w-what I *Burps* got some really good adventure planned out for the both of us and it's gonna be THE FIRST ADVENTURE OF LINK AND LINCOLN BABY WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

Lincoln was flabbergasted hearing that

Lincoln: "Can't we wait for tomorrow I'm tired"

Link: "What Lincoln this is the chance of a lifetime *Burps* come with me and let's have some fun, now come on" *Starts carrying Lincoln*

Lincoln: "Whoa, Uncle Link?"

Link: "Whatever Lincoln it's LINK AND LINCOLN TIME"

Lincoln: "Can I at least change first?"

Link: "No time, let's go!"

Link brings Lincoln to the garage, and Lincoln can only imagine the worst is going to happen.

A/N: That's the end of the first chapter apologies for the grammar I know it's bad cause I'm not good at writing like I said this is my first fanfiction so what do you think? New chapter coming soon! Bye.