The Little Cancer Soldier

Chapter 1: Be Like Uncle Hulk

Noah and Quinn Puckerman were visiting Kurt and Blaine Hummel-Anderson's daughter Liza Marie Anderson who had leukemia. When Noah says, "This is not fucking fair! Liza Marie is just a little girl and is fighting a battle for her life! None of the shit I have seen compares to the shit she is going through! God, First, Kurt lost his mom to cancer, then Burt gets cancer, and now Liza Marie! What the Hell?!"

As Noah says this, Quinn noticed Burt come into the room with Carole before Burt says, "Liza Marie might be Blaine's biological daughter, but she is strong like us, Puck."

Then they hear Liza Marie say, "Maybe I should be a soldier like you, Uncle Nono. I hate this too, Uncle Nono! The kids at school are calling me Liza The Sicky-Sicko and don't care that I have cancer! Because they think I deserve it for having two gay dads! They even laughed at me when my hair started to fall out at school!"

Then Carole Hummel says, "Burt, think of your heart, honey!"

Before Noah stormed out following Burt as he says, "Let's take my Humvee, Burt!" Nothing else was said as they walked out into the parking lot and got in Noah's Humvee.

When they pulled up to Liza Marie's school, McKinley Elementary Noah was the first one storming into the building. When the secretary of the school, Mrs. Cullen, stopped and said, "If this is about Liza Marie! Blaine has been here several times to complain about the bullying!"

Then Noah and Burt say in unison, "Well, not us and you tell that principal that if this happens again we'll be back with flame-throwers! Got it?! Liza Marie is very sick goddamn it and doesn't need this! Now, don't make us come down here again!"

Then the principal Mr. Jamison comes out of his office and says, "Mr. Hummel and Mr. Puckerman, we have tried to stop the bullying and we tried to get the kids to understand that Liza Marie is sick. But it's more to do with the parents feeding them stories about how being gay is wrong. Telling them Liza Marie is going to hell because her dads are gay."

Before Noah says, "I went from being a bully to being a friend after I got to know Kurt. I used to idolize my dad who was also a bully even after he ran out on us." Noah then looked at Burt before saying, "I may be Liza Marie's uncle, but I refuse to let bullies bully my niece while she is sick."

Then Noah glares at Mr. Jamison before he says, "Ha, Now, I know why she calls you Uncle Hulk. Look, Mr. Puckerman, I'm doing all I can and I hope Liza gets better. But I am only one person here. Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me. I have to meet with the parents of another student that thought it would be funny to put pee filled balloons in Liza Marie's locker."

Then they see Blaine walk into the school as the principal walks out of his office. Rather than leave and go back to the hospital, they follow Blaine, who says, "Puck, I got this go back to Liza Marie, you two. The last thing I want is Kurt upset over Burt getting another heart attack over this."

Before Noah says, "I promise we're just here for intimidation. Besides, I want to see this kid's parents."

As soon as they enter the room, Noah sees an old friend of his, Azimio, and his wife Shaneka, sitting with their son Azimio Jr. The moment Azimio sees them, his face goes white and he says, "Jr will never do it again and we are really sorry about Liza Marie."

Before getting up and walking out as his wife says, "Are you crazy Z? That little troll's daughter should not be going to school with our son!"

Then Noah says, " I think Z forgot I was friends with Kurt still."

Which made the men laugh before Blaine says, "Ha, I guess so because when I would bring Liza Marie, she always called you two G' Pa and Uncle Hulk. Ha, Kurt never came to deal with this since Liza Marie has my Lastname."

Then he looked at Noah before saying, "Liza Marie, kept begging me to tell you about the bullying, but I kept telling her no. Ha, I am so glad you were here now." After this, the men went back to the hospital to tell Liza Marie about what happened.

While Noah was overseas, Quinn, Kurt, and Blaine wrote letters to him about Liza Marie. She would even send him pictures she drew, and one picture had Noah concerned. It was a picture of a bald girl sitting in the corner crying while the teacher and the other students were laughing at her. Plus, in the thought bubble above her head, it said, "Be Like Uncle Hulk." This had him enraged as he wrote to Blaine saying:

Hey Blaine,

Liza Marie sent me a picture of her teacher and classmates making fun of her. I think she is hiding something from you. I know you said she was doing fine. Blaine, look, I know you're her dad here, and I know Liza Marie just wants someone who can help her.

You should let her know she is stronger than those assholes, and Uncle Hulk says I'll be there for her when I get back. Let's meet at the school. I might even bring my machine gun just for intimidation. Wow, I sound just like Burt! Don't I? Good thing Kurt found you.

Quinn and Burt told me you were quite intimidating. I had my first taste of being a parent when you met Z.

Quinn told me that you and Kurt made us her godparents. What did Rachel think of that? Okay, I've got to go. Tell Liza Marie that I will see her soon. For the sake of Carole and Kurt, we should keep Burt out of this. Well, I've got to go.

Puck

When Noah got back to the airport, Blaine told him, "Quinn is with Liza Marie and Kurt was in a fight with that teacher. The guy put him in a coma and I had to leave or I was going to go all Hulk on the guy myself! God, I am glad you are straight Puck because I bet if you were Liza Marie's Papa that guy would have been the one in a coma right now!"

This made Noah say, "Damn straight, Blaine! Hell, even if the fact Liza Marie had two dads wasn't an issue! That guy would regret hurting Liza Marie's feelings like that! Liza Marie is sick and going through something no kid should ever go through!"

After Noah says this, the back of Blaine's car is rammed into by a truck that Noah had seen before. Then Noah says, "Rick, you son of a bitch! Blaine, Let him pass you and roll down your window." Blaine does as he is told, and when Rick sees Noah, his face goes white before he floors the gas peddle and drives off.

Then Blaine says, "Kurt, doesn't know this but Rick has been trying to intimidate me since Liza Marie started school. Ha, I'm glad I made you her godfather now."

Soon they were in Kurt and Liza Marie's hospital room and saw Burt holding a crying Liza Marie. When she sees Noah, she gets up but is too weak to move further. Which made Noah pick her up and say, "Liza Marie, I'm sorry I wasn't here to help your Dada Kurt. But that bad teacher is going to pay when he meets Uncle Hulk."

After Noah says this, they hear Kurt say, "He better! I might be a Hummel but I'm not built like Uncle Hulk or Grandpa Hulk! I don't know what I was thinking!"

Which made Noah laugh before saying, "Come on, Kurt. You were thinking he was a stupid neanderthal and that you were better than him."

Before Blaine says, "Haha, I am glad you said that not me, Puck. Kurt would deny it until he was blue in the face if I said it." Kurt immediately tried to deny that, which made the other men laugh, and Liza Marie say, "That was funny, Papa!" Which made Kurt blush.

Chapter 2 will be up soon