A/N: I've been writing itty bitty drabbles on tumblr from time to time - here they come!
"How the bloody hell am I supposed to do this?" James groans, letting his arms go limp so he ends up staring into the cloudless sky.
Sirius crunches another bite of his apple and flicks his hair over his shoulder with his free hand. "Prongs, literal children do this."
"They should have a class for it."
"You know what? You're right."
James pushes up on his elbows and frowns at Sirius. "You're just taking the mickey."
Rolling his eyes, Sirius tosses his apple core into the grass and sighs. "No, James. I mean it. Hand holding, breathing, and then blinking classes."
"Shut it."
Sirius pitches himself forward so he ends splayed across James' middle and gazing into his eyes. "Sluggy can help you practice important phrases like, 'Place your hand in mine, dearest. Please hold my hand."
Leaves crunch nearby and both boys jolt, only to find Lily Evans blinking down at them and fighting a grin. "Don't let me interrupt."